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From The Geniuses Who Brought You Brosurance, Here Comes Obamacare... For Sluts?
Obamacare - it's not just for college-age kegstanders... now available to sluts easy women across the United States...
And lest you think the brilliant minds behind Obamacare are sexist, here is how young males were portrayed a few short weeks ago - Obamacare: the unaffordable, equally offensive to everyone, with care, act.
(h/t @sarahkliff)
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whore planet. fuck off O&co. PDs JPM & GS big pimpin' the world via Fed, lobbyists and gov.
Entertainment in Rome as it burned was awesome to.. sit back and enjoy it
Is that a mirror in your back pocket?
Cause I see myself in your pants!
Let me be your M&M.
I'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand!
Eugenics, Bitches!
Do you wash your pants in Windex? - Because I can see myself in them!
Are those space pants? - Because your ass is out of this world!
Heh-Heh, heh-heh. Sluts! Yeah, sluts! Lots of sluts! Fire, fire, fiiiiiiiire!
Another clear sign of the End Times.
If you like your current slut, you can keep your current slut.
im waiting for the eyes wide shut style orgys to start...Now that we have free birth control and all.
Gore invented internet and ObamaCare invented cure for AIDS. /not s
I cant remember if i took the blue pill or the red pill this morning????
I guess the focus group didn't respond well to "Hosurance"
Why would the government advertise to college students who are already on their parents plans until there 26. These people are fucking stupid.
"Do You Got Insurance" ??? Unbelievable that a government sponsored program wouldn't even bother to use proper grammar, but, I suppose since their target audience, ie. college students, are practically illiterate, you have to stoop down to their level to grab their attention. If it wasn't clear before why Americans are among the dumbest population on the planet, it should be now...
These ACA ads carry a distinct Idiocracy vibe....
If only we had a man like President Camacho.
where are these ridiculous adds to be found?
or is that got found?
What did the vampire say to the teacher?
See you next period.
Hey, don't waste your screw around money on responsible shit like insurance!! Let US take it from someone else and pay it for you!! Save your screwing around money for what its meant for-- SCREWING AROUND!!
That's your government
Her mother must be very proud.
Those tight jeans with high heels say yes
But those eyes say chlamydia
Chlamydia means never having to say "Where did you get those genital warts?".
I can't wait for the gangbanger add:
Bullet holes in your body can get expensive. Don't waste you hard earned cash on medical bills, get health insurance and save all of that cash for guns and ammo!
If you're going to make me pay for "free" birth-control for people like that Georgetown law student that Rush Limbaugh pissed everyone off by calling a slut, why in the name of social solidarity can't you tax her enough from her ultimate six-figure starting salary to guarantee the rest of us a comparable standard of living???
Sure, paying for her N illegitimate children to go to school and ultimately prison is a much better deal for the Republic.
Don't we?
That whore can now get her pubic lice treated, and be prescribed meds for almost her STDs, for the low, low price of $85/month PLUS a $6,000 out of pocket annual deductible.
And free pizza, lube and condoms at the ZeroCare Navigator sign-up party, too.
The real question is, will she do you free of charge in the name of solidarity, or is she going to do you the Chicago-way?
She has polished more sloppy knobs than Barry or Barney in moments of spontaneous, gratuitous slutiness.
What next, PoonCare? Ok well that wood be catchy.
Sugar, Mr. Poon?
No, never, never.
ObamaCare: It's got electrolytes!
with the amount of fluoride they dump in the water, the vaccines, chem trails, radiation, and GMOs in general, i think the goal is to make us all as stupid as the characters in that movie. i stay away from all that as much as possible, preferring instead to lower my IQ with marijuana, alcohol, and the occasional sniff of Bolivian marching powder.
The United States citizenry anymore carries a distinct idiocracy vibe.
I'm with Bananamerican,
This has Idiocracy written all over it. Is there a Starbucks around here?
Mike Judge could not make this shit up. Whether you are for or against the Bitcoin, ZH'ers are comparative geniuses.
Mike Judge probably DID make this up.
Anonymous WHOIS data on the domain name, and a .com instead of a .gov = probably not government run.
'"Do You Got Insurance" ??? Unbelievable that a government sponsored program wouldn't even bother to use proper grammar, but...'
See that is what makes me believe these cannot be real ads. They simply cannot be right? Is the country that far gone? If these are then well fuck me I did not move far enough when I moved out of Illinois to get away from the implosion waiting to happen there. I should have moved to Singapore like Jimmy "buy my commodity index" Rogers
They're real alright. Search-engine-of-your-choice-it.
Don't even need to search engine it. Just go to the website www.doyougotinsurance.com and click the about at the bottom of the page. It's real alright.
Sadly, you are correct: http://doyougotinsurance.com/
What's unbelievable is that people here on Zero Hedge think that this is an actual government advertisement. It's from a Colorado non-profit group that has absolutely no relation to any form of government. Tyler is stooping lower and lower to scam his gullible readers.
No, not at all. People here on ZH rightly understand that the average potential ObamaCare enrollee is a shallow, morally deficient, unproductive, vacuous doofus Americanus'. These posters are simply proof of that.
These posters are a simple reflection of the sad reality of what most Americans have become.
Because college students will be the only people out there able to pay full fare for the coverage. They can just borrow the extra $12,000 per year for Obamacare on their student loans.
That liberal girl doesn't need birth control because we all know they take it through the back door.
F*ck the liberal ones, marry the conservative ones.
I had a buddy back in college; no better or worse looking than yours truly, and actually a bit on the too tall and thin side; used to rack up women left and right; once took home three different ones from one party, one at 9pm; came back and got another at midnight, and came back to get yet another around 2am.
I was in awe.
Couldn't figure out why he kept scoring so frequently, while I had to try to squeeze blood out of a turnip (heh.)
His answer: He pretended to be a off the charts radical liberal when reeling them in. This guy was then and is now no more a liberal than Barry Goldwater.
Me; I still went about it the hard way, scratching and clawing for every nibble. I just couldn't bring myself to stoop that low...
I take both. The trick is to take the blue one second, that way you are more appealing to the sluts.
Neither red nor blue pills are covered by Obamacare, until after you cough up that $5,000 deductible.
Clinton invented Sluts
With the Obumma administration in power, I was thinking it would be more like Caligula.
Every time you turn around they are constantly trying to ram something up the working man's ass.
That girl is going to get fucked with the help of Obamacare.
The truth is that all of us will get fucked because of Obamacare.
You think you're hurting now.....
I can't help but notice that that kegstander has his legs spread wide and his ass held high --- obviously ready to receive his Obama(Don't)Care in the proper fashion.
Colonoscopys are covered. Subliminal advertising can be so effective sometimes.
No, they're not. You have to pay for them yourself after getting a parking ticket:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/06/justice/new-mexico-search-lawsuit/
"If you like your current slut, you can keep your current slut."
Here are your new options....oh, and...umm I`m sorry.
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/581136/973425.jpg
Actually, those are Jabba the Slutts.
Can't unsee that.
omfg.....
That, sir, was uncalled-for.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjRnHx4dQlc
Maggott doesn't like sluts.
+1000!
Who wants to keep their current slut??
But...I want a new subsidized one.
Big ups, there is no better way to describe it.
Booiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!
Uhuh Uhuh, Heh Heh, Uhuh, Heh Heh Heh!
Today's date - 11/12/13
Last of your life (unless you're really fricken young, lucky or frozen!) is next year - 12/13/14. Cheers!
Is this another one of those days the earth is supposed to explode or something?
No...That is the Third Thursday of next week...or was it the second Wednesday of this week?
No...that happens tomorrow. But tomorrow never comes because when it gets here it is today.
No...That already happened...Didn't you read about it today?
Consecutive numbers.
Today's date - 11/12/13
Only if your Merkin. The rest of us have to wait another month.
Damn...another day closer to 13/13/13
Well, I learned that Susie was a slut all the way back in boot-camp, thirty years ago. So it really isn't too surprising.
I know a girl from Kansas City
Long brown hair and great big titties
She can sing and she can dance
She's got a mustache in her pants
Sung to double time, naturally !
i know a girl who's lean and brown
always like it when she goes down
I always favored "nice shoes! wanna fuck?" as my pickup line
It's
"want to get a pizza and fuck?"
"No"
"What? you don't like pizza?"
Knukie's favorite
"Nice legs! What time they open?"
May not always have worked (well, like never, dog) but sure is funny and ballsy....LOL
I always liked, "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
The whole ad implies that men are hard or may be hard to get "between the sheets". OK, raise of hands from all the men on the board, when is the last time you turned down sex from any woman that asked for it? Throw in the fact it is college aged men & women who are not currently lovers (strange) and I'd say the chances he is going to say no to be somewhere between zip and zero. You don't think college women know this? Hell, she is more likely wondering what the chances are that he'd pony up for a hamburg after the session than whether he wants to put the wood to her. These ad writers are idiots.
I definitely would, way to many crazy Bitches, not worth it.
I've turned down more than I've slept with.
I grudgingly admit that I was sometimes difficult to get "between the sheets", but that's what hallways, cabs, and bathrooms are for damnit.
"I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...I'm Phil, Phil Urkrackin"
Wow! Those ads give me the douche chills.
If you like your slut, you can keep your slut.
"I don't usually sleep with skanky women, but when I do................."
pods
SNLish: "Jane, Obama is making others pick up your birth control tab, you ignorant slut!"
"...stay horny my friend...."
"...but wrap it like a North Pole burrito..."
PERIOD.
You're hoping that she has her period, otherwise those pills were just sugar and you're on the hook!
What are you talking about? If she gets preggers, she can have a free Obortion.
Hey, "Doctor" Kermit needs some new clubs.
The Depo Provera Shot works much better and lasts for Three Months.. That way they do not have that "Extra Pill" at the end of the Month and no Period.
On the shot they do not have Periods.
I know this young girl who lived next door with her boyfriend (Husband...they might as well be legally married as they have been together for many years). She is a crazy ditzy blond. She had an unplanned baby and proclaimed that she was NEVER going to have another.
I replied when she made that proclamation, "Within One Year you will be pregnant." She responded, "No I will not be I am on the Pill. They are 99% effective. You do not know what you are talking about." I replied, "Sooner or later you will end up with that 'Extra Pill'" She was pissed.
Nine months later she proclaimed that she had cancer. She is crazy and a hypochondriac. She is really bad. I laughed and asked her, "Who told you that you had cancer?" She began to describe her symptoms and reminded me that her Thirteen Year Old cousin had just died from Cancer. (That was actually quite tragic as it happened.) Then she said that she "...looked it up on the Internet."
I replied, "Oh my God. You are Pregnant."
My Ex wife, the one I had on Depo Provera, always thought that she was Pregnant. So I ended up buying a bunch of those Pregnancy Tests as I would have to, at times, demonstrate to her that she was not. So I had still had a few lying around.
So I ordered my next door neighbor to the Bathroom and said, "Pee." It was "Positive". So I asked her, "And what did you do with that 'Extra Pill'?" She still did not believe it. So she went to the Doctor who told her what I told her.
You must understand that her pregnancy was ALL my fault. I never fucked her. But...but...I Jinxed her!!! That is what she says to this day.
She's a pretty woman. Most of them are half crazy because they never get corrected, men are too scared to piss off a pretty woman by ever pointing out they're talking nonsense.
Oh yes. She is defintely a pretty girl..a cutie pie.
But her boyfriend does not tolerate her nonsense. I won't either.
But I will listen. Actually her boyfriend would have just become angry at her complaint of symptoms. On many occasions I have heard him say, "Shut up! It is all in your head." But I listened and assessed the circumstance. I have more patience. But he has to put up with her all of the time. If it becomes too much drama I can just walk away.
If it had been sympathetic delusions because of her cousin's untimely death then I would have alleviated her fears. But there were physical symptoms present...
Women talk?
Well, whaddya know...
Not even a courtesy hand job eh?
I am old enough to be her Father. She was a child herself. She was 20 Years old at the time. She is still very fragile. No. I will not interfere with young couples...any couples.
I ended up teaching her a lot of Math and Chemistry as she was attending and struggling through College. She is a wonderful young woman. She is crazier than a shithouse mouse. But I do love and care about her, like a father would care for his child.
Woody Allen and Morgan Freeman both care about their stepdaughters, too, you know.
My wife said anal is much cheaper than Obamacare or the ACA. Guess I'll have to agree with her. I retorted and asked her if anal and ACA were one in the same. Head exploded.
Wow...your wife has anal on her mind and you're here posting on the internet?
If you saw his wife, you'd be on the internet too
ok, just kidding... I'm sure your wife is fine, being a cave woman ;)
You better hope he has an evolved sense of humor.
This is "Susie the Slut"
She is the only person from North Carolina that has enrolled in Obamacare.
Bitch still hasn't paid yet and she received her birth control pills anyway.
LOL! That's awesome!
What a mess this country has become, it's not entertainment to me, I'm just sad, everything keeps getting worse...and worse...and worse!
accept it, crack open a beer, and enjoy. nothing will change this path to Rome.
And hit the crack pipe.
When do the eyes wide shut style orgys start?
Hi the crack pipe?
Is that you Mayor Ford of Toronto?
Yeah, the guy with the 46% approval rating...a slam dunk for re-election.
Crack. It's not just for Marion Berry anymore.
Find your friendly, neighborhood krokodil dealer.
It could be worse....you could play football for the Dolphins.
Wow... And I get to pay for all that. Awesome!
Haven't you heard? Nobody pays for nuthin!
*Sigh* You're talking about the 51%.
I'm in the 49% who pays.
because of you, im now going to quit my job and get free birth control so i can fuck all day. thanks!
brewskies + horny chicks = win / win
ohhh yeahhhh ... luvin me sum dat free bambamcare
I have that slut's phone number on my Obamaphone
1-976-cum-slut
That chicks number is in the bathroom wall: 1-800-fuck-yo
What kind of Raging Debate is this if all you get is green?
+ 1
0 divided by 0.26 million uninsured still have no money you can make it $50 a year they still won't pay or sign up
It's bush's fault
I'm confused. Is this a real ad or a joke? It's hard to imagine anyone being paid to come up with such idiocy.
The real McCoy.
Trust me when this whole game comes crashing down, people in the US will go insane. Most people in the US are a few paychecks from being in the poor house.
@Theta_Burn: "Entertainment in Rome as it burned was awesome to.. sit back and enjoy it"
If you're in the US, you'll probably get a ringside seat or be in the ring yourself. Unless you live in the Sticks. The rest of the world will watch the US show from a safe distance.
"And as things fell apart -Nobody paid much attention"
(Talking Heads - Nothing But) Flowers)
Whore planet... sounds like the makings of a great scifi movie
Is that the Disney space remake of "Whore Island"?
30+ year old college student Sandra Fluke was too 'busy'?
The bottom line after all that great ObamaCare Advertising "THERE STILL NOT BUYING IT!"
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
All the intelligent, progressive young folk are signing up in droves for OCare.
The ads are only for the dumb-fucks.
/sarc
Great.....even MORE of that shit in the water supply. No wonder I'm growing boobs.
Relax, it happens naturally when you girls hit puberty
Every day we get a bit closer to Idiocracy. "Butt Fuckers" and "Welcome to Costco, I love you".
Holy shit.
nice.
now what about obamacare for fat, saggy, bitchy, domineering, bitchy, closed-legged bitchy wives?
did i say bitchy? if not add that too.
anyone else click on the source link? No good when I click on it. Is this real?
i can't link it either.
however, i can link you up with my wife if that works for ya
Its real. I checked it out earlier.
I think we got played.
We're getting played alright.
the link just worked.
wow. we are so fucked. BOP it's all over but the crying now. I hope you and yours have stocked up on bitcoin and DDD stock before there are none left.
Staying in America is like staying in a haunted house.
Did you see that "Hey Girl" Ad. That one is even worse.
Slutocare. For American Whores. The next Growth Industry as there is no legitimate Employment left for the uneducated sluts.