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From The Geniuses Who Brought You Brosurance, Here Comes Obamacare... For Sluts?

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Obamacare - it's not just for college-age kegstanders... now available to sluts easy women across the United States...

 

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And lest you think the brilliant minds behind Obamacare are sexist, here is how young males were portrayed a few short weeks ago - Obamacare: the unaffordable, equally offensive to everyone, with care, act.

 

(h/t @sarahkliff)

 

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Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:34 | 4146632 VD
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whore planet. fuck off O&co. PDs JPM & GS big pimpin' the world via Fed, lobbyists and gov.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:36 | 4146648 Theta_Burn
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Entertainment in Rome as it burned was awesome to.. sit back and enjoy it

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:37 | 4146667 Almost Solvent
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Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

Cause I see myself in your pants!

 

Let me be your M&M.

I'll melt in your mouth, not in your hand!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:42 | 4146689 Pladizow
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Eugenics, Bitches!

Do you wash your pants in Windex? - Because I can see myself in them!

Are those space pants? - Because your ass is out of this world!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:44 | 4146717 ACP
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Heh-Heh, heh-heh. Sluts! Yeah, sluts! Lots of sluts! Fire, fire, fiiiiiiiire!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:47 | 4146738 TeamDepends
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Another clear sign of the End Times.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:50 | 4146755 akak
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If you like your current slut, you can keep your current slut.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:54 | 4146776 camaro68ss
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im waiting for the eyes wide shut style orgys to start...Now that we have free birth control and all.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:00 | 4146803 VD
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Gore invented internet and ObamaCare invented cure for AIDS. /not s

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:04 | 4146828 camaro68ss
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I cant remember if i took the blue pill or the red pill this morning????

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:10 | 4146880 Danks18
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I guess the focus group didn't respond well to "Hosurance"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:12 | 4146889 camaro68ss
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Why would the government advertise to college students who are already on their parents plans until there 26. These people are fucking stupid.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:23 | 4146944 mmanvil74
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"Do You Got Insurance" ??? Unbelievable that a government sponsored program wouldn't even bother to use proper grammar, but, I suppose since their target audience, ie. college students, are practically illiterate, you have to stoop down to their level to grab their attention.  If it wasn't clear before why Americans are among the dumbest population on the planet, it should be now...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:29 | 4146980 Bananamerican
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These ACA ads carry a distinct Idiocracy vibe....

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:32 | 4146994 TeamDepends
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If only we had a man like President Camacho.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:06 | 4147170 johnQpublic
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where are these ridiculous adds to be found?

or is that got found?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:32 | 4147281 dontgoforit
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What did the vampire say to the teacher?

See you next period.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:55 | 4147374 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Hey, don't waste your screw around money on responsible shit like insurance!!  Let US take it from someone else and pay it for you!!  Save your screwing around money for what its meant for-- SCREWING AROUND!!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:06 | 4147421 phoolish
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That's your government

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:20 | 4147471 New England Patriot
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Her mother must be very proud.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:35 | 4147510 Joe Davola
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Those tight jeans with high heels say yes

But those eyes say chlamydia

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:42 | 4147544 akak
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Chlamydia means never having to say "Where did you get those genital warts?".

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:18 | 4147910 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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I can't wait for the gangbanger add:

Bullet holes in your body can get expensive.  Don't waste you hard earned cash on medical bills, get health insurance and save all of that cash for guns and ammo!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:34 | 4147964 The Alarmist
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If you're going to make me pay for "free" birth-control for people like that Georgetown law student that Rush Limbaugh pissed everyone off by calling a slut, why in the name of social solidarity can't you tax her enough from her ultimate six-figure starting salary to guarantee the rest of us a comparable standard of living???

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:37 | 4148505 GMadScientist
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Sure, paying for her N illegitimate children to go to school and ultimately prison is a much better deal for the Republic.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:16 | 4147451 Gavrikon
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Don't we?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:43 | 4147767 TruthInSunshine
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That whore can now get her pubic lice treated, and be prescribed meds for almost her STDs, for the low, low price of $85/month PLUS a $6,000 out of pocket annual deductible.

And free pizza, lube and condoms at the ZeroCare Navigator sign-up party, too.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:36 | 4147976 The Alarmist
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The real question is, will she do you free of charge in the name of solidarity, or is she going to do you the Chicago-way?

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:52 | 4148938 TruthInSunshine
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She has polished more sloppy knobs than Barry or Barney in moments of spontaneous, gratuitous slutiness.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:34 | 4146998 The Big Ching-aso
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What next, PoonCare?   Ok well that wood be catchy.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:46 | 4147066 Joe Davola
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Sugar, Mr. Poon?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:57 | 4147386 Seize Mars
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No, never, never.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:13 | 4147001 akak
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These ACA ads carry a distinct Idiocracy vibe....

ObamaCare: It's got electrolytes!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:03 | 4148422 Bro of the Sorr...
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with the amount of fluoride they dump in the water, the vaccines, chem trails, radiation, and GMOs in general, i think the goal is to make us all as stupid as the characters in that movie. i stay away from all that as much as possible, preferring instead to lower my IQ with marijuana, alcohol, and the occasional sniff of Bolivian marching powder.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:00 | 4147617 Freddie
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The United States citizenry anymore carries a distinct idiocracy vibe.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 07:49 | 4149208 Boscovius
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I'm with Bananamerican,

This has Idiocracy written all over it.  Is there a Starbucks around here?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:34 | 4147002 fonestar
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Mike Judge could not make this shit up.  Whether you are for or against the Bitcoin, ZH'ers are comparative geniuses.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:38 | 4147754 UncleFurker
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Mike Judge probably DID make this up.

Anonymous WHOIS data on the domain name, and a .com instead of a .gov = probably not government run.

 

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:42 | 4147052 t0mmyBerg
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'"Do You Got Insurance" ??? Unbelievable that a government sponsored program wouldn't even bother to use proper grammar, but...'

See that is what makes me believe these cannot be real ads.  They simply cannot be right?  Is the country that far gone?  If these are then well fuck me I did not move far enough when I moved out of Illinois to get away from the implosion waiting to happen there.  I should have moved to Singapore like Jimmy "buy my commodity index" Rogers

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:57 | 4147129 Overfed
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They're real alright. Search-engine-of-your-choice-it.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:35 | 4147294 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Don't even need to search engine it. Just go to the website www.doyougotinsurance.com and click the about at the bottom of the page. It's real alright.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:46 | 4147333 A Nanny Moose
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Sadly, you are correct: http://doyougotinsurance.com/

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:33 | 4147506 presk_eel_pundit
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What's unbelievable is that people here on Zero Hedge think that this is an actual government advertisement. It's from a Colorado non-profit group that has absolutely no relation to any form of government. Tyler is stooping lower and lower to scam his gullible readers.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:17 | 4147686 TheMeatTrapper
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What's unbelievable is that people here on Zero Hedge think that this is an actual government advertisement. 

No, not at all. People here on ZH rightly understand that the average potential ObamaCare enrollee is a shallow, morally deficient, unproductive, vacuous doofus Americanus'. These posters are simply proof of that. 

These posters are a simple reflection of the sad reality of what most Americans have become. 


Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:47 | 4147339 SokPOTUS
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Because college students will be the only people out there able to pay full fare for the coverage.  They can just borrow the extra $12,000 per year for Obamacare on their student loans.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:29 | 4146979 ronaldawg
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That liberal girl doesn't need birth control because we all know they take it through the back door.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:53 | 4147363 SokPOTUS
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F*ck the liberal ones, marry the conservative ones.

I had a buddy back in college; no better or worse looking than yours truly, and actually a bit on the too tall and thin side; used to rack up women left and right; once took home three different ones from one party, one at 9pm; came back and got another at midnight, and came back to get yet another around 2am.

I was in awe.

Couldn't figure out why he kept scoring so frequently, while I had to try to squeeze blood out of a turnip (heh.)

His answer:  He pretended to be a off the charts radical liberal when reeling them in.  This guy was then and is now no more a liberal than Barry Goldwater.

Me; I still went about it the hard way, scratching and clawing for every nibble.  I just couldn't bring myself to stoop that low...

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:20 | 4146941 e_goldstein
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I take both. The trick is to take the blue one second, that way you are more appealing to the sluts.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:46 | 4147065 James-Morrison
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Neither red nor blue pills are covered by Obamacare, until after you cough up that $5,000 deductible.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:18 | 4147459 venturen
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Clinton invented Sluts

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:42 | 4148370 DirkDiggler11
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With the Obumma administration in power, I was thinking it would be more like Caligula.

Every time you turn around they are constantly trying to ram something up the working man's ass.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:01 | 4146805 Mike Hunt Hurts
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That girl is going to get fucked with the help of Obamacare.

 

The truth is that all of us will get fucked because of Obamacare.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:08 | 4146856 TeamDepends
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You think you're hurting now.....

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:30 | 4146982 akak
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I can't help but notice that that kegstander has his legs spread wide and his ass held high --- obviously ready to receive his Obama(Don't)Care in the proper fashion.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:52 | 4147093 fockewulf190
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Colonoscopys are covered. Subliminal advertising can be so effective sometimes.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:15 | 4147213 MisterMousePotato
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No, they're not. You have to pay for them yourself after getting a parking ticket:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/06/justice/new-mexico-search-lawsuit/

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:47 | 4147067 fockewulf190
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"If you like your current slut, you can keep your current slut."

Here are your new options....oh, and...umm  I`m sorry. 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/581136/973425.jpg

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:06 | 4147172 akak
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Actually, those are Jabba the Slutts.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:17 | 4147225 JohnG
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Can't unsee that.

omfg.....

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:17 | 4147688 BigJim
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That, sir, was uncalled-for.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:48 | 4147346 insanelysane
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjRnHx4dQlc

Maggott doesn't like sluts.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:05 | 4147417 LFMayor
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+1000!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:07 | 4147856 unrulian
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Who wants to keep their current slut??

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:12 | 4147875 Occams_Chainsaw
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But...I want a new subsidized one.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:04 | 4146830 Mad Mohel
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Big ups, there is no better way to describe it.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:36 | 4147016 Mike Hunt Hurts
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Booiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

Uhuh Uhuh, Heh Heh, Uhuh, Heh Heh Heh!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:40 | 4147038 stocktivity
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Today's date - 11/12/13

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:32 | 4147277 kralizec
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Last of your life (unless you're really fricken young, lucky or frozen!) is next year - 12/13/14.  Cheers!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:02 | 4147403 bob_stl
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Is this another one of those days the earth is supposed to explode or something?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:53 | 4147590 Tall Tom
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No...That is the Third Thursday of next week...or was it the second Wednesday of this week?

 

No...that happens tomorrow. But tomorrow never comes because when it gets here it is today.

 

No...That already happened...Didn't you read about it today?

 

Consecutive numbers.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:19 | 4147692 BigJim
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 Today's date - 11/12/13

Only if your Merkin. The rest of us have to wait another month.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:10 | 4147865 unrulian
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Damn...another day closer to 13/13/13

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:43 | 4146714 NotApplicable
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Well, I learned that Susie was a slut all the way back in boot-camp, thirty years ago. So it really isn't too surprising.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:58 | 4146795 LFMayor
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I know a girl from Kansas City
Long brown hair and great big titties
She can sing and she can dance

She's got a mustache in her pants

Sung to double time, naturally !

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:09 | 4147183 johnQpublic
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i know a girl who's lean and brown

always like it when she goes down

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:04 | 4146824 firstdivision
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I always favored "nice shoes! wanna fuck?" as my pickup line

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:07 | 4146848 sleigher
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It's

"want to get a pizza and fuck?"  

"No"

"What?  you don't like pizza?"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:38 | 4147031 knukles
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Knukie's favorite

"Nice legs!  What time they open?"

May not always have worked (well, like never, dog) but sure is funny and ballsy....LOL

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:38 | 4147310 dontgoforit
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I always liked, "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:00 | 4147146 chubbar
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The whole ad implies that men are hard or may be hard to get "between the sheets". OK, raise of hands from all the men on the board, when is the last time you turned down sex from any woman that asked for it? Throw in the fact it is college aged men & women who are not currently lovers (strange) and I'd say the chances he is going to say no to be somewhere between zip and zero. You don't think college women know this? Hell, she is more likely wondering what the chances are that he'd pony up for a hamburg after the session than whether he wants to put the wood to her. These ad writers are idiots.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:05 | 4147634 noless
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I definitely would, way to many crazy Bitches, not worth it.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:17 | 4147897 SilverRhino
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I've turned down more than I've slept with.   

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 23:09 | 4148586 GMadScientist
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I grudgingly admit that I was sometimes difficult to get "between the sheets", but that's what hallways, cabs, and bathrooms are for damnit.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:29 | 4147495 krispkritter
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 "I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears...I'm Phil, Phil Urkrackin"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:27 | 4147261 Bangin7GramRocks
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Wow! Those ads give me the douche chills.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:38 | 4146675 Sofa King Confused
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If you  like your slut, you can keep your slut.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:46 | 4146728 pods
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"I don't usually sleep with skanky women, but when I do................."

pods

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:51 | 4146759 kralizec
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SNLish: "Jane, Obama is making others pick up your birth control tab, you ignorant slut!"

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:43 | 4147321 dontgoforit
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"...stay horny my friend...."

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:18 | 4147462 TeamDepends
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"...but wrap it like a North Pole burrito..."

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:48 | 4146736 alangreedspank
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PERIOD.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:59 | 4146800 LFMayor
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You're hoping that she has her period, otherwise those pills were just sugar and you're on the hook!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:32 | 4146992 Race Car Driver
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What are you talking about? If she gets preggers, she can have a free Obortion.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:57 | 4147120 TeamDepends
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Hey, "Doctor" Kermit needs some new clubs.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:28 | 4147684 Tall Tom
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The Depo Provera Shot works much better and lasts for Three Months.. That way they do not have that "Extra Pill" at the end of the Month and no Period.

 

On the shot they do not have Periods.

 

I know this young girl who lived next door with her boyfriend (Husband...they might as well be legally married as they have been together for many years). She is a crazy ditzy blond. She had an unplanned baby and proclaimed that she was NEVER going to have another.

 

I replied when she made that proclamation, "Within One Year you will be pregnant."  She responded, "No I will not be I am on the Pill. They are 99% effective. You do not know what you are talking about." I replied, "Sooner or later you will end up with that 'Extra Pill'" She was pissed.

 

Nine months later she proclaimed that she had cancer. She is crazy and a hypochondriac. She is really bad. I laughed and asked her, "Who told you that you had cancer?" She began to describe her symptoms and reminded me that her Thirteen Year Old cousin had just died from Cancer. (That was actually quite tragic as it happened.) Then she said that she "...looked it up on the Internet."

 

I replied, "Oh my God. You are Pregnant."

 

My Ex wife, the one I had on Depo Provera, always thought that she was Pregnant. So I ended up buying a bunch of those Pregnancy Tests as I would have to, at times, demonstrate to her that she was not. So I had still had a few lying around.

 

So I ordered my next door neighbor to the Bathroom and said, "Pee." It was "Positive". So I asked her, "And what did you do with that 'Extra Pill'?" She still did not believe it. So she went to the Doctor who told her what I told her.

 

You must understand that her pregnancy was ALL my fault. I never fucked her. But...but...I Jinxed her!!! That is what she says to this day.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:35 | 4147736 BigJim
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She's a pretty woman. Most of them are half crazy because they never get corrected, men are too scared to piss off a pretty woman by ever pointing out they're talking nonsense.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:04 | 4148084 Tall Tom
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Oh yes. She is defintely a pretty girl..a cutie pie.

 

But her boyfriend does not tolerate her nonsense. I won't either.

 

But I will listen. Actually her boyfriend would have just become angry at her complaint of symptoms. On many occasions I have heard him say, "Shut up! It is all in your head." But I listened and assessed the circumstance. I have more patience. But he has to put up with her all of the time. If it becomes too much drama I can just walk away.

 

If it had been sympathetic delusions because of her cousin's untimely death then I would have alleviated her fears. But there were physical symptoms present...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:08 | 4148301 shovelhead
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Women talk?

 

Well, whaddya know...

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:16 | 4147899 Occams_Chainsaw
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Not even a courtesy hand job eh?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 19:50 | 4148033 Tall Tom
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I am old enough to be her Father. She was a child herself. She was 20 Years old at the time. She is still very fragile. No. I will not interfere with young couples...any couples. 

 

I ended up teaching her a lot of Math and Chemistry as she was attending and struggling through College.  She is a wonderful young woman. She is crazier than a shithouse mouse. But I do love and care about her, like a father would care for his child.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:25 | 4148336 LFMayor
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Woody Allen and Morgan Freeman both care about their stepdaughters, too, you know.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:17 | 4146926 Caveman93
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My wife said anal is much cheaper than Obamacare or the ACA. Guess I'll have to agree with her. I retorted and asked her if anal and ACA were one in the same. Head exploded.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:33 | 4147000 stocktivity
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Wow...your wife has anal on her mind and you're here posting on the internet?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:46 | 4147062 Cacete de Ouro
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If you saw his wife, you'd be on the internet too

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:47 | 4147072 Cacete de Ouro
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ok, just kidding... I'm sure your wife is fine, being a cave woman ;)

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:02 | 4147149 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You better hope he has an evolved sense of humor.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:30 | 4147259 Mike Hunt Hurts
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This is "Susie the Slut"

She is the only person from North Carolina that has enrolled in Obamacare.

Bitch still hasn't paid yet and she received her birth control pills anyway.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:09 | 4148307 Caveman93
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LOL! That's awesome!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:39 | 4146679 PRO.223
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What a mess this country has become, it's not entertainment to me, I'm just sad, everything keeps getting worse...and worse...and worse!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:47 | 4146732 camaro68ss
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accept it, crack open a beer, and enjoy. nothing will change this path to Rome.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:50 | 4146758 mofreedom
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And hit the crack pipe.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:53 | 4146768 camaro68ss
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When do the eyes wide shut style orgys start?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:57 | 4146788 Shadow750
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Hi the crack pipe?

 

Is that you Mayor Ford of Toronto?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:27 | 4146969 oddjob
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Yeah, the guy with the 46% approval rating...a slam dunk for re-election.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:50 | 4147354 A Nanny Moose
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Crack. It's not just for Marion Berry anymore.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:10 | 4146877 climber
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Find your friendly, neighborhood krokodil dealer.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:35 | 4147011 stocktivity
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It could be worse....you could play football for the Dolphins.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:39 | 4146681 DoChenRollingBearing
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Wow...  And I get to pay for all that.  Awesome!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:45 | 4146720 NotApplicable
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Haven't you heard? Nobody pays for nuthin!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:09 | 4146865 DoChenRollingBearing
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*Sigh*  You're talking about the 51%.

I'm in the 49% who pays.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:15 | 4146908 camaro68ss
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because of you, im now going to quit my job and get free birth control so i can fuck all day. thanks!

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 17:57 | 4147600 depression
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brewskies + horny chicks = win / win

 

ohhh yeahhhh ... luvin me sum dat free bambamcare

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:23 | 4146899 Mike Hunt Hurts
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I have that slut's phone number on my Obamaphone

1-976-cum-slut

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:25 | 4147252 Raging Debate
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That chicks number is in the bathroom wall: 1-800-fuck-yo

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 22:41 | 4148512 DoChenRollingBearing
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What kind of Raging Debate is this if all you get is green?

+ 1

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:22 | 4146943 Groundhog Day
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0 divided by 0.26 million uninsured still have no money you can make it $50 a year they still won't pay or sign up

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:04 | 4147632 fortune114
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It's bush's fault

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 20:22 | 4148149 czardas
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I'm confused.  Is this a real ad or  a joke?   It's hard to imagine anyone being paid to come up with such idiocy. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:27 | 4148342 Blano
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The real McCoy.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 21:35 | 4148356 Buck Johnson
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Trust me when this whole game comes crashing down, people in the US will go insane.  Most people in the US are a few paychecks from being in the poor house.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 07:59 | 4149222 Kirk2NCC1701
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@Theta_Burn: "Entertainment in Rome as it burned was awesome to.. sit back and enjoy it"

If you're in the US, you'll probably get a ringside seat or be in the ring yourself.  Unless you live in the Sticks.  The rest of the world will watch the US show from a safe distance.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 08:09 | 4153374 R_J
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"And as things fell apart -Nobody paid much attention"

(Talking Heads - Nothing But) Flowers)

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:17 | 4146923 whatthecurtains
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Whore planet... sounds like the makings of a great scifi movie

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:35 | 4147013 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Is that the Disney space remake of "Whore Island"?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:23 | 4146947 daveO
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30+ year old college student Sandra Fluke was too 'busy'?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:26 | 4146960 SkottFree
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The bottom line after all that great ObamaCare Advertising "THERE STILL NOT BUYING IT!"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:17 | 4147687 August
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All the intelligent, progressive young folk are signing up in droves for OCare.

The ads are only for the dumb-fucks.

/sarc

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:23 | 4147243 Jumbotron
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Great.....even MORE of that shit in the water supply.  No wonder I'm growing boobs.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:37 | 4147748 BigJim
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Relax, it happens naturally when you girls hit puberty

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 16:24 | 4147248 erkme73
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Every day we get a bit closer to Idiocracy.  "Butt Fuckers" and "Welcome to Costco, I love you".

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:34 | 4146633 fonzannoon
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Holy shit.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:38 | 4146669 bigdumbnugly
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nice.

now what about obamacare for fat, saggy, bitchy, domineering, bitchy, closed-legged bitchy wives?

did i say bitchy? if not add that too.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:41 | 4146691 fonzannoon
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anyone else click on the source link? No good when I click on it. Is this real?

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:45 | 4146726 bigdumbnugly
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i can't link it either.

however, i can link you up with my wife if that works for ya

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:50 | 4146754 climber
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Its real. I checked it out earlier. 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 14:56 | 4146784 fonzannoon
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I think we got played.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:09 | 4146863 Bay of Pigs
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We're getting played alright.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:11 | 4146885 fonzannoon
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the link just worked.

wow. we are so fucked. BOP it's all over but the crying now. I hope you and yours have stocked up on bitcoin and DDD stock before there are none left.

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 15:28 | 4146973 Grande Tetons
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Staying in America is like staying in a haunted house. 

 

Tue, 11/12/2013 - 18:55 | 4147812 Tall Tom
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Did you see that "Hey Girl" Ad. That one is even worse.

 

Slutocare. For American Whores. The next Growth Industry as there is no legitimate Employment left for the uneducated sluts.

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