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Goldman Congratulates Its 280 Newly Promoted Managing Directors
Last year it was 266, this year the number of promoted Goldman MDs has risen to 280: the wealth effect is finally trickling down to the firm that does god's work.
Congratulations to our new managing directors, http://t.co/gqrsGKrKvY
— Goldman Sachs (@GoldmanSachs) November 13, 2013
The Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. (NYSE: GS) today announced that it has selected a new class of Managing Directors as of January 1, 2014, the start of our next fiscal year.
“We wish our new Managing Directors continued success and thank them for their dedication and hard work representing the firm and our clients,” said Lloyd C. Blankfein, Chairman and CEO of Goldman Sachs.
The following individuals have been promoted to Managing Director:
Katherine Abrat
Afsheen Afshar
Puneet Agarwal
Sergio Akselrad
Philip Aldis
Jean Altier Bohm
Margaret Anadu
Vishweshwar Anantharam
Alexi Antolovich
Silvia Ardagna
Matthew Armas
Anthony Arnold
Yacov Arnopolin
Celine Assouline
Roberto Awad
Amin Azmoudeh
Davie Baccei
Eric Bai
Taran Bakker
Paddy Balasubramanian
Kevin Barker
Lindsay Basloe
Peter Beckman
Collin Bell
Navtej Bhullar
Francois-Xavier Bouillet
Douglas Bouquard
David Bowen
Elizabeth Bowyer
Sarah Brungs
Michael Bruun
Beat Cabiallavetta
Niharika Cabiallavetta
John Cahill
Greg Calnon
Robert Camacho
David Campbell
Thomas Campbell
Michael Casey
John Cassidy
Pascal Cerf
Tiffani Chambers
Sharmini Chetwode
Patricia Chew
Travis Chmelka
Lisa Coar
Charles Cognata
Dahlia Cohen
Rod Colburn
Peter Colven
Stuart Connolly
Stephen Considine
Damien Courvalin
Nora Creedon
Alicia Crighton
Adam Crook (Securities)
Piers Curle
Michael D'Addario
Aneesh Daga
Matt Dailey
Viktor Danielson
Eric Dann
Suzanne de Verdelon
Banu Demirkiran
Michael Deninno
Stratford Dennis
Anthony DeRose
Arun Dhar
Scott Diamond
Rachel Diller
Lin Ding
Rohan Doctor
Anthony Duggan
Sinead Dunphy
Michael Durso
Michael Eakins
Mike Ebeling
Kene Ejikeme
Simon Ennis
Ashley Everett
Amir Fais
Joseph Femenia
Ivan Fillon
Andrew Fisher
Andrew Flahive
Brian Fortson
Bridget Fraser
Olivier Frendo
Gedaliah Friedenberg
Nicolas Friedman
James Fulton
Roger Gardiner
Grace Ge
Matija Gergolet
Phil Giuca
Brian Glass
Ward Glassmeyer
Craig Glassner
Nicholas Godfrey
Lawrence Grassi
Jett Greenberg
David Gribble
Benjamin Grizzle
Anil Grover (LCA Tech)
Fredrik Grunberger
Dominic Gurney
David Ha
Kirsten Hagen
Digboloy Halder
Phillip Han
Sarah Harper
Nick Hartley
Hunter Henry
Debra Herschmann
Michael Hickey
Michael Higgins
Axel Hoefer
Judy Hong
Tim Hooley
Erdit Hoxha
James Huckaby
Michael Husson
Maximos Iakovlev
Inci Isikli
Omer Ismail
Glade Jacobsen
Sumedh Jaiswal
Michael Jalkut
Channa Jayaweera
Derek Jean-Baptiste
Chito Jeyarajah
Jessica Jones
Sami Kamhawi
Geraldine Keefe
Zaid Khaldi
Talat Khan
Gautam Khanna
Robert Kimmel
Hiroki Kimoto
Gil Klemann
Victor Klimchenko
Gordon Kluzak
Heidi Kniesel
Kimiyasu Kono
Joseph Konzelmann
Eric Kramer
Pavel Krotkov
Rohit Kumar
Yojiro Kunitomo
David LaBianca
Jonathan Lamm
Adam Lane
Risa Lederhandler
Andrei Legostaev
Matt Leisen
Vincenzo Lento
Wesley LePatner
Xufa Liao
Brian Liloia
Reginaldo Lima
Marcel Liplijn
Malcolm MacDonald
John Marshall
Jonathan Matz
Patty McCarthy
Michael McGinn
Alan McLean
Olympia McNerney
Scott Mehling
Noa Meyer
Alexandra Miani
Jung Min
Jerry Minier
Anthony Mirabile
Anindya Mohinta
Mike Mooney
Sam Morgan
Will Morgan
Peter Morreale
Rick Morris (Securities)
Piyush Mubayi
Kaushik Murali
Mark Najarian
Josh Newsome
Logan Nicholson
Mike Nickols
Sergei Nodelman
Jolie Norris
Edward Oakley
Timothy O'Donovan
Brian O'Keeffe
Mark Olivier
Stephen Orr
Bartosz Ostenda
Enrico Ottavian
Hiroshi Ozawa
Matthew Papas
Muir Paterson
Cyrille Perard
Chris Perez
Amit Pilowsky
Nick Pomponi
Brandon Press
Ken Prince
Elizabeth Pritchard
Grant Purtell
Don Raab
Radovan Radman
Mohan Rajagopal
Neema Raphael
Michael Rendel
Osmin Rivera
Ludovic Rodhain
Javier Rodriguez-Alarcon
Cosmo Roe
Andrew Rosivach
Jennifer Roth
Armin Rothauser
Jonathan Rousse
John Ryan
Yassaman Salas
Tom Scarpati
Joao Schmidt
Rachel Schnoll
Marc Schreiber
Bruce Schwartz
Lyle Schwartz
Anshul Sehgal
John Semczuk
Hideyuki Seo
Jonathan Shapiro
Johann Shudlick
Andrew Silverman
Brian Singer
Jeremie Sokolowsky
Simone Song
William Stamatakis
Jari Stehn
Jeremy Stent
Alan Stewart
Daniel Strack
Alexandra Stubbings
Masato Sunaga
Takaaki Suzuki
Chia Min Tan
Robert Tau
Sujay Telang
Baris Temelkuran
Rene Theriault
Bart Thomson
Cassandra Tok
Alex Tomas
Karen Trapani
Kamakshya Trivedi
Emma Tsui
Ervin Tu
John Tully
Thomas Turner
Michael Ungari
Krishnamurthy Vaidyanathan
Anilu Vazquez-Ubarri
Sofie Wacha
Scott Walter
Bryce Wan
James Wang
Kent Wasson
Michael Watts
Stephen Waxman
Connie Wen
Colin White
Kyle Williams
Stephen Withnell
Audrey Woon
Chiharu Yamagami
Suzzanne Yao
Rana Yared
Bervan Yeh
Tony Yip
Emi Yoshibe
Vladimir Zakharov
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"Goldman Congratulates Its 280 Newly Promoted Managing Directors"
"We're going to need a bigger boat"
You 280 members have managed to rape and pillage enough muppets to make managing directors. A few more years of this and you might make junior partners and thats when the really really really big bucks start rolling in
so , whats that 2800 more feet of rope...going to ebay
280 of the finest Muppeteers money can buy..
Nah, we'll just re-use the rope.
Bankers need to learn how to stand in line. They missed out during the Great Depression...
DECORATE THE LAMP POSTS WITH THESE EVIL MOFOS
THEIR GOD IS MAMMON AND THEY WILL PAY HIM IN THE END
J. T. Marlin just faxed over their congratulations, it said "Welcome to the club"
Dafuq is with some of those names? Thought I was reading the credits for a Harry Potter movie.
Lately the Jewish turnout on GS partner list has been shrinking year after year.
We're on vacation.
Thanks for publishing 'their' list - now we can add them to 'our' list.
I hope Beat Cabiallavetta lives up to the aspirations of his dead brother Marc.
Their father is Mathis Cabiallavetta, former UBS chairman, and after failing terribly, went on to become years later, director of philip morris, black rock etc.
talking about self made man...., hardly any of them walking among us men.
Add on: There are many more on that list with HNWI family ties.
What? No address information for the angry mobs?
Cell numbers bro. Ping the target.
Over.
Reading those names, I can see why employment for white males is declining.
White males have been pussified and turned into a bunch of whiners and are harmonal like they are mensurating pernnially. Either this or most of them have turned gay and are knitting their next winter jackets.
We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator: ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.
Tyler Durden: We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.
Narrator: Martha Stewart.
Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and Strinne green stripe patterns.
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
[whispering]
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
"Turned" gay. Is that akin to "turning" Japanese?
As for your comment as to how white males have been pussified, it's true. I hear more whining and crying from white males than any other segment of our population. NEVER is it regarding truly important things. Invariably, it's about how their favorite sports team in whatever league or level was screwed, or how awful they're playing, or simply how sad it makes them feel that "their" team isn't winning.
And for knitting, I'm a gay white male who can't sew a button on a shirt, or stitch anything together, let alone knit. Use a hammer, a saw, or paint, or perform other "manly" duties - that I can do. Anything requiring a needle and dexterity - that I cannot do.
Some stereotypes are true, some are not.
Mazel Tov! Plus, however you say it in various Asian languages.
Mozer tof?
ROR!
Zhùhè nín for our Chinese MDs, Omedetogozaimasu for our Japanese MDs
That they do this on Twitter really shows their hubris...
It's like "Hey all you proles, look at how awesome we're doing! Suck on it!"
Then again I assume most of the Twitter proles are following a Kardashian as opposed to GS...
you guys wouldnt happen to have their address's too would you?
Longkilant, and its going to get more and more crowded with gated off mc mansions and at this rate they'll have to put up a wall and require special access just to enter Longiiiland. And then as the families grow and intermarry.....hopefully JFK will fall on their side of the wall.
Congratulations, here is the roof, now jump fuckers!
The list of future politicians (theivin douches) and central bankers (just douches)
F U x 280
qualifications: stealing over $100,000,000 from muppets, draining your own parents' retirment accounts and nailing your wife's sister (or husband's brother if you're female).
Hmmm ...
A Yip, a Yea, a Yao, and a Wang.
And two Schwartz's, a Shapiro, a Shudlick, a Silverman, and a Sokolowsky.
A Ding, but no Dong. A Doctor and a Gurney but no Nurse, and a Singer and a Song.
And even a Kramer as well.
You're a regular Rudyard Kipling.
Obtuse, you are.
Re: A Yip, a Yea, a Yao, and a Wang.
Some thing wrong with that, Ho Lee Fuk didn't make the cut.
"And even a Kramer as well."
Giddyup!
Imagine how much the stockholders would receive in dividends if that company wasn't paying multi-millions to so many "executives." Imagine how much profit there is in fraud and manipulation. Imagine what the economy would look like were it not being looted in this way ...
Destined for Nuremberg.
You are expecting trials?
Cheeze, they got more managing directors than they have janitors!
Anyone have an org chart for the Squid ? Showing just where the MD's are within ???
And how many employees report to them for direction?
Inks! Minks! The old witch winks, that fat beings to fry! No body home but Jumping Joan, father, mother and I! Sticks! Stocks! Stone Dead! Blind men can't see! Every knave will have a slave, you or I must be he!
Hostess Judy ???
Is it really you ?
just where the fuck did you find that quote?
Hehehe, it's a quote I memorized as a kid watching Aeon Flux cartoons. I forgot exactly what episode, though, but it is a show that has a ton of really mind-blowing high brow concepts, and quotes.
I particularly like the last line, I feel that it frequently applies to the current economic conditions.
Man, that's allot of managers to direct things.
So how much does a Managing Director make there?
Re: So how much does a Managing Director make there?
It's based upon how much blood is sucked by the sucking-device they are managing.
Base salary of $500,000 (only) and of course the Bonus. This is lower than the base of $900,000 for Partners. Annual of several Million$ apiece.
And what do they produce ???
A distorted market and bailouts?
Next ZH will be publishing the list of Goldman summer interns and what is for lunch in Goldman's cafeteria ... ohhh, please ... try to keep the illusion alive.
The bankers may know how to sell rugs but their days of billions in free Fed largesse and company bonuses may not be able to continue much longer.
Politics may be going to sweep away Goldman's typical base salary of $500,000 for its managing directors (“lower than the $900,000 granted to partners" says Bloomberg) while bonuses for both "can boost their total compensation into the millions of dollars.”
The negative view of banking has increased five times among Democrats. And that’s bad news for Goldman’s choice for America’s next president, Hillary Clinton, who is totally tied to Wall Street and the banks. “There’s no one more greedy and obsessed with money than a socialist ideologue,” writes Thomas DiLorenzo,
And, asks DiLorenzo, “Is there a more money-grubbing woman anywhere in America?” noting that Goldman just paid $400,000 to Hillary for two speeches.
So what’s the trouble?
Andy Kroll of Mother Jones sums up the possible impact of an angry and disillusioned Democratic base in 2016: “Gallup finds that the percentage of Democrats with ‘very negative’ views of the banking industry increased more than fivefold since 2007, while the percentage who have positive views fell from 51 to 31. Between 2001 and 2011, the percentage of Democrats who were dissatisfied with the 'size and influence of major corporations’ rose from 51 to a remarkable 79.3.”
Kroll continues:
“Noam Scheiber writes in the new cover story for the New Republic magazine. Clinton is anything but inevitable (remember 2008?), he argues, and in fact there is a Democratic challenger who poses a grave threat to Hillary's presidential aspirations, an 'insurgent' who captures the party's growing populism and anti-Wall Street fervor better than any other Dem in the party: Senator Elizabeth Warren.
“The delightfully bizarre cover of the new TNR dubs Warren ‘Hillary's Nightmare,’ and Scheiber makes a damn convincing case for why Warren, far more than Clinton, is the candidate most attuned to an angry and disillusioned Democratic base in 2013 (and, presumably, 2016). Scheiber cites poll after poll revealing a Democratic Party—in the Beltway and beyond it—moving closer to Warren's populist worldview.”
That’s banking, i.e., Goldman, that the people are hitting. Anyone remember Romney?
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/11/hillary-clinton-elizabeth-warren-2016-presidential-race
http://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/goldman-sachs-has-chosen-our-next-president/
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-07/goldman-sachs-to-name-new-managing-directors-every-two-years.html
As for the rest of you who didn't make the cut, security will escort you out of the building.
Does it take that many people to feed the money printer?
More Goldman solders to lie, cheat and steal. For the sake of Goldman's god (One with the horns and the name of Satan).
A new crop of thieves to carry on God's Work. Praise the Lord.
No point in doing valuable work for peanuts when these value-less people are going to be paid huge sums of money to do little other than damage the economy and flip paper.
Adam Crook.
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