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Head Of India's FBI Says “If You Can’t Prevent Rape, You Might As Well Enjoy It”

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Just in case anyone thought the entire world's wasn't going to the tenth, centrally-planned circle of hell in a handbasket, here comes the head of the Indian FBI to disabuse everyone out of such childish sentiments, thanks to a comment that not even the PR brain trust behind #AskJPM could have conceived. To wit: "India’s top police official was under fire Wednesday for saying, “If you can’t prevent rape, you might as well enjoy it.” And scene.

From AP:

Central Bureau of Investigation chief Ranjit Sinha made the comment Tuesday during a conference about illegal sports betting and the need to legalize gambling. The CBI, the country’s premier investigative agency, is India’s equivalent of the FBI.

 

Sinha said that if the state could not stop gambling it could at least make some revenue by legalizing it. His remarks about rape were in this context.

 

The remarks have caused outrage across India, which in the past year has been roiled by widespread protests following the fatal gang rape of a 23-year-old woman on a bus in New Delhi.

 

Sinha said Wednesday that his comments were taken out of context and were misinterpreted, but angry activists called for his resignation.

 

The New Delhi attack on the young woman last December caused nationwide outrage and forced the government to change rape laws and create fast-track courts for rape cases.

And now back to your perfectly normal, regularly scheduled all night "market" meltup.

 

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Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:04 | 4152667 fonzannoon
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Nope women In India are worshipped. As long as they remember their place is in the kitchen. I heard it the other day.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:10 | 4152682 pods
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Not just India fonz, here in NC I see them walking in the evening. More times than not, the women are 10 paces behind the men.

pods

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:18 | 4152718 Four chan
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"Rape, yolo!"

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:25 | 4152737 ACP
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He must have gotten that statement from Bernanke's latest meeting minutes.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:29 | 4152745 knukles
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This whole planet is going to hell in a sari.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:55 | 4152827 booboo
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I can accept that mankind is nasty and brutish but what I fail to understand is why we assume that the men that staff government cubicles wanking off to porn should be expected to be any different then the men that they govern. Why is it that we are surprised when we go into catatonic fits when someone utters the words "morals, "uprightness" and plain old good manners, such fits might elicit "WHO'S MORALS YOU TALKING ABOUT BUDDY!!!". When we read stories such as these and shake our heads does it do any good when our heads are up our collective ass.

Take for instance the Brosurance article where the term "sluts" was used, I kind of appreciated that honesty because there was a time when America had no problem with labeling someone with the term and heaven forbid a girl would possible think twice about unseemly actions as she may had a term thrown at her and it would have stuck. The same applied to boys but were more general, Mom might have said "he's a seedy character and I don't want you to be seen hanging around with him and his sisters a slut" of course the latter may have peeked your interest a bit more.

 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:19 | 4153041 Stuart
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To get it back on topic, this Indian FBI guy is a complete and utter a-hole and explains much about why such a slack response to these crimes.   I hope he and all in his family get raped again, and again, and again.... 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:31 | 4153074 knukles
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He'll be sari he siad that.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:50 | 4153171 Skateboarder
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Rape is not okay. Living on a duck street once upon a time, I've seen plenty of duck rape (like five or six one one). Shit aint right dawg, shit aint right.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 03:19 | 4153225 SilverIsKing
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"With rape so predominant in the news lately, it is well to remember the words of Confucius: 'If rape is inevitable, lie back and enjoy it'."

--- Tex Antoine (11/24/76)

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 08:52 | 4153442 Big Corked Boots
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I was wondering who would remember that. I heard it live.

Very much dating myself.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:20 | 4153146 prains
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booboo

 

you are running a fool's errand: today it's calling out a slut, tomorrow it's calling out a traitor........ you are being trained ...."I kind of appreciated that honesty because there was a time when America had no problem with labeling someone with the term "

 

they never start with the obvious but always train you SIMPLE folk with the social issue, next thing you know BooBoo, you're the one looking thru the key hole to rat out the "slut"

WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!

 

 

why are Americans so fucking stoopid ?? please oh god the stoopidity hurts the soul, why do you inflict us so?

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 07:13 | 4153320 Running On Bing...
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Indians are much worse. That is why I advocate a harvest, but lets not waste the carbon. It can be used as energy.

India is a wasteland and needs to be cleansed.

Over.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 07:38 | 4153338 More_sellers_th...
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Really? Not everything is a conspiricy...Sometimes a slut is just a slut

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 08:56 | 4153449 Running On Bing...
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Especially in india. Need proof? Look at the birth rate and overpopulation. wasteland.

Over.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 11:47 | 4154039 LFMayor
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did you mother teach you that?

if by chance you ever find yourself getting your cornhole reemed out "unwillingly", just keep repeating that to yourself.

douche

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:14 | 4153030 Dr Benway
Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:20 | 4152894 Save_America1st
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Awesome boobs...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:12 | 4152693 Deo vindice
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How does anyone take that statement "out of context"?

Kind of like saying, "If you can't stop someone from shooting you, you might as well enjoy the bullet entering your skull".

A considerable number of women are raped and then murdered or badly beaten. What's to enjoy in the terror of the unknown?

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:08 | 4152865 illyia
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Indeed... makes a person wonder if he just had decided he might as well... enjoy it.

I mean, if he was going to do it anyway...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:20 | 4152715 Aeternus
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Understatement of the millenium: This world is completely, totally and irrevocably FUCKED.

 

Rape is Good, Defending Yourself is Bad, Submission is Freedom. - New World Order

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvquWMXuup4

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:18 | 4152717 rubiconsolutions
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It's not just India. That 'civilized' sportsman, Bobby Knight said the same thing to Connie Chung in an interview. Knight said - "I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." Makes you feel good for his wife, doesn't it?

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:34 | 4152939 Overfed
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"We'll do anything to prevent rape, except empowering a woman to defend herself from attack." say Progressives, "Women's Groups", politicians, and police all around the world.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:36 | 4152762 Deathrips
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Translation:

Pay no attention to that shiny silver and gold stuff the indian culture has respected for thousands of years, no its not silver and gold. Scouts honor! Indians are savages, rape eachothers asses multiple times a day...they live in caves and eat shit soup all day. But dont verify it yourself with a trip here, youre ass will get raped and our advice at that point is to just enjoy the ride.

 

Sponsored by haters of gold and silver everywhere.

 

On another note, I kinda know how it feels to get your ass raped and people tell you to enjoy it. I have been talking about the fractional fiat for a decade..and everyone thinks I need to just relax and be happy for what I have. Ahhhhh....

 

FUCK

 

RIPS

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:42 | 4152785 bunzbunzbunz
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Thank you for trivializing the suffering of others to promote something you hope increases in value.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:53 | 4152790 Deathrips
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Listen up you dumbfuck...

Telling me that my ass getting raped by fiat every day is ok, while im begging for reality to come save me (which i shouldnt have to do).... is very similar to getting raped (which shouldnt happen) and being told to enjoy it.

In case you need clarification-

You trade your goods and or services (aka LIFE) for money. You EARN it (if you have a job), there are people out there just printing it up...not earning it. I call that stealing peoples lives.

So which is worse having your ass stolen..or your life?

 

You insensitive FUCK!

 

I can go full emotional retard too....see?

 

Crawl back under your emotional rock.

 

Fuck...i need a drink.

 

Drinks on...!!!

 

Once again, Silver Bitchez!!

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:47 | 4152968 chindit13
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Yes, because it's all about YOU.

I think we've found a new psychological afflication:  anarchonarcissism

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:18 | 4153038 Anusocracy
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Well, if it brings about Human Ant Colony Collapse Disorder, I'm all for it.

Actually, you're more likely to be a narcissist - you think your beliefs should run the world.

Just like all your fellow gods.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 12:15 | 4154200 Jumbotron
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I'm sorry you fucking cocksucker.

But if your ass is hurting from a Fed Fiat reaming it's your own fucking fault.

Look turd britches..... you approve of the Fiat world everyday by your inaction.  People have willingly picked up the gun and died for less.

What's your fucking excuse shit bagger?

Otherwise....why don't YOU just lie back and enjoy it?  Because bitching about it and saying your poor, poor pocketbook is getting it worse than a woman in India or anywhere else in this fucking shit hole world that treats its women and children as chattel is the height of laziness and cowardice.

Fucking turd.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:17 | 4152670 Mercury
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Hope you have an iron asshole there Mr. Sinha.

You just challenged every crazy mother...uh..fatherfucker in the subcontinent to try and swing the hammer to ding the bell...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:41 | 4152778 Osmium
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"swing the hammer to ding the bell"

Don't think Ive ever heard it put that way.  Good Stuff +1

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:06 | 4152671 Elliptico
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Tex Antoine is chuckling in his grave.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:36 | 4152763 AssFire
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and Clayton Williams is chuckling in his wheelchair...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:07 | 4152673 NoDebt
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I bet he says that to all the ladies.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:08 | 4152677 Seasmoke
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Boy those Indians sure do love their rape. Gang rape as well.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:09 | 4152678 darteaus
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Does he give the same advice to his daughter/mother/wife?

If he were getting raped in prison would he just relax and enjoy it?

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 12:17 | 4154215 Jumbotron
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He probably would burn his mother and daughter and wife to death or shoot them like dogs if they ever got raped just to preserve his "honor"

Piece of shit Hindis.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:09 | 4152681 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'm quite certain this idiot will enjoy his anal rape since he won't be able to prevent Buba from having his way.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:11 | 4152685 Mae Kadoodie
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#AskRanjit

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:11 | 4152687 pods
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<facepalm>

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:11 | 4152689 SaulRosenberg
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Let's all go enjoy some time with his daughter. 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 10:46 | 4153743 ZeroPoint
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Based on his attitude, he would only be upset if the dowry was too small.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 11:49 | 4154060 LFMayor
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You're correct in pricipal, but you've got the flow of the transaction reversed.  The loot goes with the daughter, not the other way.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:11 | 4152690 Hopium Dealer
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Patriarch. As. Fuck.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:15 | 4152697 MichiganMilitiaMan
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If you like your perpetrator, you get to keep your perpetrator!

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:14 | 4152699 trip kitchen
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But enough about the US middle class.   In other news...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:15 | 4152705 gimli
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He'll probably get fired, but end up getting a security position at an all-girls high school.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:20 | 4152720 pragmatic hobo
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it is a bit perplexing ... india and pakistan seem to treat their woman with sush indignity ... yet both countries have/had woman prime ministers ...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:24 | 4152721 Carl Popper
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Lol. The third world is so middle ages at times.

Dont go to the cairo museum if you are a western-dressed lady with nice knockers, if it would bother you that the ultrafriendly guards "accidentally" brush against your boobs every chance they get.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:21 | 4152723 JohnG
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:timetosharpenthehatchet:

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:23 | 4152726 Carl Popper
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Islam is like one big prison in regard to lack of access to females. Is it any wonder that butt sex is so common there?

I think pakistan was number one for homo porn downloads at one point.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:34 | 4152760 ebworthen
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Anal intercourse is the number 1 form of birth control in Africa, and New York; oh, and Washington D.C.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:25 | 4153054 Anusocracy
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It's the number one method of reproduction in Washington.

That's why it's full of assholes.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:22 | 4152731 firstdivision
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Thats the same thing I keep trying to explain to Main Street and the Retail crowd.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:26 | 4152740 Dr. Engali
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If you can't prevent being hung from a bridge you might as well supply the rope.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:28 | 4152744 jballz
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Some variation of this staement has gone through my head with every paycheck I've cashed since I learned what fractional lending is.

 

But when he says it, it sounds dirty.

Here's a thought too large for the lemmings here but for the other two of you, we should all clean our language up a lot. Sex is one of my favorite things (not rape, never been raped either). Yet somewhere in learning the English language, almost evreyn negative connotation associated with describing life has a sexual reference. Rape being the only genuinely negative one of them.

Why? Is it male dominant psyche run amok or some insidious thought virus that leads to impotence and/or celebecy?

Really I am not going to use the lnaguage anymore to describe negative experiences and neither should you. You'll thank me for this when all your golf buddies are on viagra,

Except rape... that still applies. 

Cash my check and give me that hard earned paper, rapist bitchez.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:32 | 4152754 ebworthen
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You mean give me that hard earned gold bar.

Speaking of big gold bars...

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:01 | 4152845 jballz
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No I mean paper I can buy food with. 

My job was exported to a circuit board, now I whore myself out, dammit strike that, now I make about what I need to survive, somehow. No gold bricks for me today.

The upside I will not lose much when the world dies. Besides if all the zerhedgers who claimed to be accumuating gold bricks actually were thye'd have cornered the market by now. Unless by 'bricks' they mean electroplated wedding rings that are under share custody agreement with the pawn shop as often as not. That I believe.

 

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:09 | 4152869 el Gallinazo
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Exactly.  I hate it when commenters here refer to miscreants as cunts.  I have had a life long love affair with cunts, and I don't want them associated, even in a passing thought, with the likes of Bankfiend, Bernanke, or Dimon.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:28 | 4152925 jballz
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right... and I had a really great girlfriend for awhile who was all about the ass. Would never have guessed, Figure how many times the poor girl has heard 'taking it in the ass' associated with every bad thing that ever happens to people. Must lead to some pretty major conflicts.

Maybe that's why she was batshit crazy too. But I digress, and don't really know. If a lady likes taking it in the ass, she should be able to have a little bit of pride about it I say. It's ubiquitous... cunts, pussies, fucked over, reamed out, screwed, hosed, shafted, rode hard and put away wet... well that's a motorcycle term originally but crossed over all the same. 

We'd probably all have better sex lives without all the double entendres mixing sex with wrongdoing. That's all.

 

 

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:52 | 4152985 Carl Popper
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gawd I love cunt too. Or twat, beaver, pussy, box, snatch, slit, Even vagina, vajayjay, Gawd how I love it all!!!!!

There is nothing better in the world. It makes life worth living.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:29 | 4152746 ebworthen
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I think he meant "prostitution" versus "rape" but with all the Government/Banking collusion going on, the line between deposits/loans, prostitution/rape, and law/anarchy are getting blurry.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:54 | 4152822 Ol Man
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"...the line between deposits/loans, prostitution/rape, and 'rulers'/anarchy are getting blurry..."

 

FIFY

8>D

 

 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:29 | 4152748 kchrisc
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What he really said: "Investigating rape, and other such crimes, are 'loss leaders,' as they don't generate enough money for us to steal. Now drugs and other 'crimes' enable us to steal copious amounts of property. Now that is a 'crime' we can get behind 'solving.' So it you've been raped, don't call us, but if your neighbor may be involved with drugs, do call us."

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:31 | 4152751 seek
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Attitudes like this are why I've trained and armed enough now-exes to fill a platoon.

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 22:44 | 4152789 Ol Man
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“Gun control,” liberty author L. Neil Smith has written, is "[t]he theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:23 | 4152909 Chief_Illiniwek
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So Clayton Williams is now the head of India's FBI?  Talk about "resetting" one's career...

(see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clayton_Williams#1990_Texas_gubernatorial_race)

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:45 | 4152963 lamont cranston
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Hell,  Bobby Knight sed it 20+ years ago. And kept his job. 

Wed, 11/13/2013 - 23:46 | 4152967 Stuck on Zero
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That's what the IRS told me and that's what the TSA people have been telling me for years.

 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:25 | 4153053 Flakmeister
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Tyler,

        brilliant, nothing to make those social conservative neandertals seem cute and cuddley than to parade this guy and the Russian dude from earlier today....

Did Karl Rove come up with this?? 

As I said, sheer brilliance...

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 00:55 | 4153112 Blazed
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The problem with the third world is....it's full of third worlders.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:44 | 4153168 Gavrikon
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And the United States is well on her way. . 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 03:52 | 4153245 Manic by Proxy
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+1 for the Longshanks paraphrase.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:03 | 4153120 jonjon831983
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I chuckled when I thought what if he was thinking that while being raped, but then it is inappropriate or tactless to joke about it.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:19 | 4153143 Gavrikon
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The Camp of the Saints.

 

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 01:22 | 4153150 Peter Pan
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This guy was born an asshole. The question is who donated the rest of the body?

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 02:28 | 4153196 g'kar
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"And now back to your perfectly normal, regularly scheduled all night "market" meltup."

 

About sums it up.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 02:28 | 4153197 q99x2
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Sounds like a relative of Eric Holder.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 06:01 | 4153256 CHX
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Let's hope he'll get $hafted involuntarily one day, just to get to enjoy the moment.

Thu, 11/14/2013 - 11:55 | 4154097 LFMayor
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And for the 2nd day in a row I find myself wondering where that fucker OhRegionalIndian is at, wishing he were here to explain the superiority of his magnificient ancient culture to us.

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