Update: In a shocking turn of events, the FT reports that JPM just canceled the #AskJPM event. The bank said: "#That idea back to the drawing board."
Today, in what is a clear attempt at faux transparency and social media openness, JPM tweeted the following:
— J.P. Morgan (@jpmorgan) November 13, 2013
Unfortunately for the criminal organization (because after all JPM did admit to violating securities laws), the outcome was not quite as planned... To wit: