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Humpday Humor: Batman Falls On Hard Times - Caught Stealing
You know it's bad when...
A man with the eye-catching name Batman bin Suparman has been jailed on theft and drugs charges.
The 23-year-old man, Batman bin Suparman (bin means "son of"), has been given a prison sentence of 33 months by a court in Singapore. Batman was arrested after being caught stealing money from a shop, as well as using his brother's cash card to withdraw money. Far-fetched as it seems, this unusual name does appear to be entirely genuine!
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Dark Knight Rises
Had he worn his Batmask they'd of never caught him.
Dumbass Batdickwad.
At least in Singapore the jails come with a luxury spa and facial.
Cute, but it's hard to top
Bang Da Ho.
Cane him!
If Barry were straight enough to have an Indonesian son,
he would steal like Batman.
The shopkeeper didn't earn that money, O'Barry's son did!
He would have got away it if he a cape to go with that crusade.
A dedication to Suparman & Bang-Dae Ho
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
[Chorus:]
Suparman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Suparman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane."
Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back
On man, join Tarzan in the forest
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home
I was under the impression that a drugs charge carried the automatic death penalty in Singapore. Instead he gets away with a mere 23 months?
Not always. Importing is worse than casual use. Still not recommended...
He went into jail Batman bin Suparman. The night before his release, a mysterious spider bit him. He woke up the next morning to return as... Spiderman bin SuparBatman!
His name should be Batman Bin Stupid
[in prison] Batman Bin Dover
Javanese? He did it for the Lulz.
Sounds like he spilled coffee in his lap. Or is that Javaballs?
This is how you really troll the Government
hahahahahahaha!
On another note free Francis_Sawyer Tyler.
That was fucking funny
Bernankman bin Greenspan. Another batshit-crazy thief...
Bernankman bin green scam. There, fixed it for ya.
So what were the drug charges...did he have some of Poison Ivy's magic dust? ;-)
33 months for stealing a few dollars from a shop. Jamie Dimon steals hundreds of billions and what does he get? Ans: The keys to Congress.
Good thing he didn't spit on the sidewalk.
I think that gets you death or worse.
it's a crony sh*thole world...
with iphones and twitter.
I don't think there's a jail that's been built that can contain a cross between Batman and Suparman!
hahahahahahaah
i am dying here, "batman bin suparman"!!!
send in the SEALS
Batman needs to stay out of the Batcave. The bat guano fumes are making him batshit crazy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2UJfUWc_w
He shoulda taken cash. Then he could say that he was charging Service Fees.
If he increased his thievery a billion fold, he'd fit right in on Wall Street or in the halls of the U.S. government.
Batman bin Robbin
How did Batman have time to steal during earnings season? I suppose this is what happens when companies won't invest in his crime fighting technologies.
This is why I entrust the storage of all my gold bullion to Singapore. They eventually I notice this stuff.
Isn't Javanese the coffee of the day at Starbucks this week?