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39 Democrats Fold, Side With Republicans' "Keep Your Cancelled Health Care Plan" Bill

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The Republicans' "Keep Your Health Plan Act of 2013" bill has passed the House (as somewhat expected). However, what is more critical - as we noted previously - is that a large number of Democrats broke ranks and voted for the bill.

  • *HOUSE VOTES 261-157 FOR REPUBLICAN BILL ON KEEPING HEALTH PLANS
  • *THIRTY-NINE DEMOCRATS JOIN REPUBLICANS ON HEALTH-POLICY BILL

39 House Democrats voted in favor, shunning Obama's proclamation that he would veto the bill (which he described as "threatening the health care security of hard working, middle class families,") anyway if it came to his desk. It is unlikely to pass the Senate.

 

 

 

Why this is a big deal? Here's what Obama said about the bill:

With health care costs rising at such low rates, "this bill would be a major step back," reads the White House statement on the law. H.R. 3350 rolls back the progress made by allowing insurers to continue to sell new plans that deploy practices such as not offering coverage for people with pre-existing conditions, charging women more than men, and continuing yearly caps on the amount of care that enrollees receive. The Administration supports policies that allow people to keep the health plans that they have. But, policies that reverse the progress made to extend quality, affordable coverage to millions of uninsured, hardworking, middle class families are not the solution. Rather than refighting old political battles to sabotage the health care law, the Congress should work with the Administration to improve the law and move forward. The final line reads, "If the President were presented with H.R. 3350, he would veto it."

 

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Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:43 | 4158496 Jumbotron
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The realization that Obama is a colossal fuck up is now bipartisan.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:45 | 4158509 NotApplicable
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As if any of them ever cared.

In other news, 39 Dems fear for their upcoming reelection chances.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:50 | 4158542 knukles
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So....

Obie says unilaterally that you can keep your healthcare plan if you like your healthcare plan after he said you couldn't keep your healthcare plan even if you liked it after he said that you can keep your healthcare plan if you like it, which in its last incantation is illegal as he has not the power to unilaterally change the laws and he's going to therefore VETO the bill passed in a bipartisan nature that you can keep your healthcare plan if you like it even if he said you couldn't but meant to not say you could but misspoke.

Amazing.

Simply Fucking Amazing

Nothing fucking works.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158573 nope-1004
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With enrollment numbers the way they are, it's kind of obvious what the public thinks of BummerCare.  These expedient Dems are just now realizing that, and jumping ship in the hopes of being re elected so they can campaign that "they never wanted BummerCare."

Cheezy selfish Bastards, all of 'em.

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:35 | 4158750 Vampyroteuthis ...
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We are seeing the Twilight of the Progressives. They have been screwing up our economy, social order and pretty much everything for decades now. They did not touch any of the 3rd rails though. As long as rest of the hand outs keep coming they were safe not touching certain topics. They just blew up our health cares system (it was already in trouble). There will be no mercy for this screw up!!!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:04 | 4158859 NotApplicable
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Problem is, as always, they'll be back.

The sheeple are easily led from one end of the spectrum to another, in search of positive change.

Swing-voters are what keeps the political pendulum going.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:12 | 4158892 TBT or not TBT
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Demagogue comes from ancient Greek As does democracy, which appears also in the Federalist Papers but not the Constitution. The Republic was designed to filter out populist pressures.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:45 | 4159012 Ying-Yang
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"39 Democrats Fold, Side With Republicans' "Keep Your Cancelled Health Care Plan" Bill"

Tomorrow's Headlines...

39 Democrats Who Folded AND Who Sided With Republicans "DRONED"

Sat, 11/16/2013 - 06:42 | 4160231 GetZeeGold
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It was Bush dammit.......infinity!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:54 | 4159396 HardAssets
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Yep . . . its just theater. One step back . . . and later three steps FORWARD. The 'crash' is planned, so they can install a government system. Then theyll lhave even more control of your health and your very life. 

PROBLEM - REACTION - SOLUTION

People may relax and then the demorepublicraps will screw them over again and again. Just following the bosses orders, ya know.

They know that people 'hope' that'll 'it'll all get better now'.

" 'My guy(s)' will save us. "

Yeah . . . right.

Sat, 11/16/2013 - 14:42 | 4160684 Papasmurf
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The sheeple are easily led from one end of the spectrum to another, in search of positive change.

Pature rotation.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:57 | 4158590 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

You're right. Simply amazing. Sadly so.

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:03 | 4158611 Truthseeker2
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"The Affordable Care Act (ACA) wasn’t even read by most of Congress before it became law!"

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http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=2442

 

“But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what’s in it….”

 — Spoken by Nancy Pelosi in March 2010 when she was Speaker of the House

Can you believe they did this -- in broad daylight -- with the most consequential
and costly legislation in USA history. 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 19:17 | 4159483 tenpanhandle
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 but you gotta close yer eyes and bend over so you can find out what happens next.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 20:35 | 4159640 bread n circuses
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We have to pass it to find out if you like it so you can keep it when we find what's in it.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:57 | 4158591 redpill
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1) Even if it passed and Obama signed it, the damage is already done.  The health care companies are not going to ressurrect these plans if the fix is temporary.

2) Republicans are foolish for wanting to get involved, this thing is a disaster, stay the fuck out of the way.  I think it was Sun Tzu who said you should never get in the way of your enemy when he destroying himself.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:12 | 4158651 mofreedom
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Why the old saying then that:  what will you tell your children and grand-children about these times and what you did to help avert the future catastrophe?

Well kids, I did nothing, I sat on my ass cause of some chinaman.

Gee, thanks Gramps.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:28 | 4158714 somecallmetimmah
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"Well kids, I did nothing, but at least I didn't vote for Obamacare."

Fiks't ti fer yuh.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:59 | 4158834 redpill
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Maybe you missed the part where it's TOO LATE to avert.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:32 | 4159371 disabledvet
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what i read today is that it might be illegal as well. The target date is January 1st, 2014. "the day another 30 million lose their health care coverage to a web site?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qkJJQM0xZk this plan was never funded but "Rahmbo'ed through." what are the "pre-existing conditions" people are being refused for now? the ability to pay period? i mean the bulk of small businesses will not be able to afford health insurance within six weeks.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:33 | 4158734 ElvisDog
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I down-arrowed you because the Republicans are not foolish for passing this bill. It's all about perception, and they forced Obama to threaten to veto a bill that would let people (supposedly) keep their old health care policies. 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:24 | 4159148 Urban Redneck
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2 decembre 1805 08:25 CET - right flank rope a dope in the morning mist (as opposed to the dawn's early light)...

--Crazy Corsican Sun Tsu in re taking the Pratzen Heights at Austerlitz

it's amazing what they don't bother to tell you at Wikipedia (since I couldn't remember the precise time) or in modern textbooks, or perhaps it's the lack of memorization drills and teachers who can cane their students for failure - and I'm not even 50 years old yet... so it's not that long ago

(the entire euro ZH crowd must have started happy hour early again)

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:35 | 4159203 Redhotfill
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But the are not enemies!  They are working for a common cause.  The idea that Republicans if they were truly different from Dems  would pass something to help "fix" this cluster is amazing.  All it does is help put off public rage, which is the goal.  A true opposition party would have said you made your bed lie in it.  See you at the polls next election lol.  Suckerz

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:05 | 4158625 ShrNfr
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Obe is like the pointy haired boss from Dilbert. A total fucking manglement disaster. He never ran anything but his mouth and it shows.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:28 | 4158713 TBT or not TBT
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Coward and Piven are masturbating in their graves.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:56 | 4159049 kchrisc
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Hey, the Cliff-Notes to Obamacare. Thanks.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:58 | 4159266 Race Car Driver
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> Nothing fucking works.

No surprises. Ordo ab chao.

Now we may face a 'Constitutional Crisis' ... and I think that may be the ultimate goal here anyhow. Nobody in DC likes the constitution and it seems both sides of the stupid fucking isle are working like dogs to get rid of it and on with the real business of the American people. Oh, we're gonna get the business, alright.

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 21:27 | 4159723 Curiously_Crazy
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For some reason reading that reminded me of Liangs 'Knots'

They are playing a game. They are playing at not
playing a game. If I show them I see they are, I
shall break the rules and they will punish me.
So I play the game, of not seeing I see the game.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158544 James-Morrison
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Back to the Future: Politcs as usual...

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:03 | 4158616 kralizec
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Yeah, and Dingy Harry won't bring it up and Obama threatening to veto the fix to his fuckup...Dingy & O'Bongo just saved the Pubbies from themselves...

Repeal or no deal, end it don't mend it...fuck it or fuck them all!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:48 | 4158530 Beam Me Up Scotty
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If the R's had any brains(I know--They don't) they wouldn't do anything to O care. If they were smart they would hang that lead ball on the D's and let them sink with it. Now Obama can say if those evil Republicans wouldn't have messed with it it would have worked as planned.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:51 | 4158555 mofreedom
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NO NO NO.  Doing nothing is implicitly agreeing with it.  They will be seen as allowing the greatest tragedy to be plopped on the American public..cause, once these gub programs start, they never stop, EVER, EVER, EVER.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:09 | 4158602 wee-weed up
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"Doing nothing is implicitly agreeing with it."

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Bullshit! The ObamaCare monstrosity is totally a Democrat creation...

Not one Republican voted for it.

"the greatest tragedy to be plopped on the American public" was done by Democrats...

Only Democrats. They own it! And now they're scared shitless!

Of course, the Democrats would love to get some Republican's fingerprints on it.

Thus the desperate comment above.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:20 | 4158679 mofreedom
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I'm not saying fix it. Hell, I want to go back to when doctors came to your home and you paid them cash.

Put your name on paper that you hate this crap.  That does not absolve those that voted for it in the first place, unless they are SINCERELY SORRY FOR VOTING FOR IT.

You have to show that you are marked with the sign of true love for the American people.

These republican pols just can't seem to communicate, or they really like the LAW.

Amen!!!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:29 | 4158721 wee-weed up
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Never interfere with your opponent when he is destroying himself...

Get out of the way... do nothing... and let him do it!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:39 | 4158763 mofreedom
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You may be right, but I can see that logic in the case of running against the mayor of toronto.

Will Obama Care be the first gub wellfare-and-take program be the first gub welfare-and-take program to be rescinded?

Nobody liked Medicare back in the day either, and here we still have it.

Please help me, I am not from here and don't get politics.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:31 | 4158728 somecallmetimmah
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I recall several weeks ago hearing about some kind of effort to SHUT DOWN THE G--damned GOVERNMENT over this fiasco, and everybody cried "foul".

Was that real or did I just imagine it?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:38 | 4158759 TBT or not TBT
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If we all see and hear a forest of trees fall down, but the NYT memory-holes it a few weeks later, it is off limits. The writers over there can just reboot reality like jj Abrams did for star trek.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:26 | 4158948 DosZap
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I recall several weeks ago hearing about some kind of effort to SHUT DOWN THE G--damned GOVERNMENT over this fiasco, and everybody cried "foul".

Was that real or did I just imagine it?

 

No it was real, and they got body slammed over it, NOW with the Oscrewus Care fiasco, and the prices being made known, and the insurers raising rates 10x's over, they (the stupids) are finally getting it, and a ton are admitting the Cruz deal and the sequestration deal were CORRECT.

As the MORE pain is felt, this will be the Dems downfall, they OWN this POS lock stock, and barrel.Not ONE GOP member voted FOR this Bill,the Dems POWN it!!!.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:08 | 4159304 Race Car Driver
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I junked you for perpetuating the false dichotomy of red/blue, democrat/republican, right/left ... yada, yada, yada. It's all bullshit. We're slaves, managed out of some corner office of a bank building. Get fucking used to it and stop with this sophomoric duopoly nonsense already.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 19:25 | 4159498 tenpanhandle
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I junked you for perpetuating the false dichotomy that doing nothing is doing something.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158574 wee-weed up
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Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158584 knukles
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If this does not pass the Senate and or Obie vetoes it, then the R's should take the Tea Party line and simply suggest that since they (the D's) don't want a bill, they wouldn't change it or vetoed the changes, then set up a vote to cancel the law.

Period.

Then step back and let the D's sink on their own

At this juncture, with a buncha D's finding out what's in the bill after they passed it, having listened to their illustrious Botoxed Leader Nazi P., it appears to me that the only thing standing between a Full Monty clusterfuck Progressive Socialist Agenda on Healthcare is the Tea Party (what party?) wing of the Republicans.
So at this juncture, good on them for fucking things up

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:54 | 4158576 syntaxterror
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O-bomb didn't write the bill. Probably never even read it. Probably couldn't even write an executive summary of what was inside it. It was the congressional democrats that created it. And the insurance lobby that wrote it. O-bomb just signed the check.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:57 | 4158592 knukles
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But to be fair to Obie....

In the spirit of Al Goreism, he did say that if he wrote code, he'd fix it himself.

LOL
Hah ha ha ha ha ha

narcissistic retard

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:37 | 4158756 ElvisDog
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Doesn't matter. Obama embraced the idea of calling it "Obamacare". That's what everyone except desperate liberals know it as. Obama owns it.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158587 Blano
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No it isn't, what a ridiculous comment.  39 Democraps in the House, what about the other 100+ along with the Senate and tens of millions nationwide?  They'll all still on board with TeleNegro Care and will never acknowledge the total fuckedupness of it all.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:24 | 4158693 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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people will complain even if you hang them with a new noose

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:55 | 4158823 SAT 800
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"TeleNegro Care"; whoo. makin me spill my tea, here. LOL.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:54 | 4158822 SAT 800
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What the fuck would he know about hard working middle class families; fuckin lawn jockey.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:43 | 4158500 johnQpublic
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read my lips

you cant keep your plan

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158539 TBT or not TBT
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But you will get to keep your Congresscritters.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:54 | 4158571 mofreedom
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Crusty Creepy Curmudgeon Congress Critters.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:04 | 4158621 TBT or not TBT
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Three C's and a P.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:12 | 4158895 DosZap
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What does it matter?, you may keep a lot of your current plans AT THE NEW RATES, 10x's current rates.Legal rape, either way Oscrewus Care or keep your own, IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT!!.Clue You can't afford any of these if your a NORMAL working class family, without a ton of subsidies which MOST will not qualify.Unless this entire plan is CANCELLED and we go back to the old system, Americans are screwed.No one of substantial numbers are going to keep ANY insurance, WHOOPS dere' it is!!.

And so the plan is going just as intended.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:44 | 4158501 venturen
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did they include an apology to Ted Cruz?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:47 | 4158524 mofreedom
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Get your "Ted Cruz was Right" bumper stickers...

And by the way, so was Joe McCarthy.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:42 | 4159005 Freddie
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So was Meredith Whitney (muni bond analyst) and so is Ann Barnhardt.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:47 | 4158516 Jumbotron
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Tyler....find out who those Democrats that went DINO and see if you can find quotes either on paper or on video of them parroting the "if you like your health care plan you can keep your health care plan" mantra.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:47 | 4158517 philosophers bone
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If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread while I walk away......

Weezer '94

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:48 | 4158536 mofreedom
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They were good for about a minute, but that was a good minute none the less.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:53 | 4158564 TBT or not TBT
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It's just a spasm. It's cheap but it's not free.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:51 | 4158529 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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They really had no choice with midterms coming up. There most likely going to be a lot of people voted out over Obamacare. We are only in the pre-lims of the suffering that Obamacare is going to be on every single person's wallet either thrugh taxes, wages/ojb lost, increased premiums or some combination of. We haven't even gotten to the next stage of clusterfuckery when people actually try to go to the doctor using these plans.

 

As long as people keep voting in incumbents or establishment backed candidates on both sides of the aisle nothing changes this is just the illusion of choice at work here. If the establishment (doesn't matter the composition of Congress R or D) can't hold control they will just make voting illegal and null and void the Congress somehow if the masses wake up in time for midterms. You watch and see this...

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:55 | 4158579 James-Morrison
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Blue Cross

Blue Shield

Blue States

Anyone else see the pattern?

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:13 | 4158658 pods
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Yep, they all start with Blue.

Like:

Blue Moon

Blue Angels

Blue Book

Blue Balls.

:)

pods

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:30 | 4158961 USGrant
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Fall Blau

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:49 | 4159027 Freddie
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Blue piss.  This is what Blue Cross Blue Shield deserves.  They are a creepy criminal bunch.  I was in a store and they were trying to sign up ObamCare suckers.  My guess is the various Blue Crosses and United Health Care wrote ObamaCare.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:58 | 4158833 SAT 800
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Hmm. No. It's too complicated for me. Could you explain it?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:55 | 4158580 azzhatter
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May I just say I like that word- clusterfuckery. Well done sir

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:23 | 4158692 CrashisOptimistic
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A year is a political lifetime.

This time 2007 there was no one anywhere in America who did not think Iraq would be the decisive issue in the 2008 election.

Iraq proved to be inconsequential.  Lehman decided it.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:41 | 4158770 ElvisDog
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But Obamacare is the gift that will keep on giving to the Red team in 2014. Every month millions of families scramble to pay their bills because their Obamacare-compliant policies cost them $500 more a month, every time someone gets an enormous healthcare bill because their deductible is now $5000, they are going to be pissed. And they way to get their vengenance will be to vote against the Dems in 2014.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:54 | 4158821 somecallmetimmah
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Will anything be left after 2014?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:15 | 4159333 Race Car Driver
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+1 Nihilism

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:31 | 4158890 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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If the red team don't have the Commander in Cluster Fuckery up on impeachment charges over Benghazi come mid terms most them will probably swept out between the outcry and suffering Obamacare is going to bring on the nation. The tide is going to come in on this clown all at once drowning him before it recedes.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:39 | 4158999 Chump
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I think this will rise beyond voting by 2014.  These people (myself included) are fucked, and if we had an extra $500 laying around each month we wouldn't be quite so fucked.  We don't have it and there's nowhere to cut to make it magically appear.  We've been cutting 5 and 10 dollars here and there and $500 might as well be $50,000.  It's a meaningless number because it doesn't exist.

Vote them out?  Lol rofl, haha hoho.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:47 | 4158531 FieldingMellish
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Dysfunctional politics at its best. Even when they agree on something, someone else disagrees and the whole show collapses.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:01 | 4158606 TBT or not TBT
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We need, like, either a dictator, or... Maybe a simple, clear, document they all have to follow, or else

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:05 | 4158624 FieldingMellish
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Could always go back to being a monarchy. King Barack the 3rd, Emperor of the Planet (but not the Fed).

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:45 | 4158779 TBT or not TBT
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Help us Obie-Won, you're our only Hope.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:01 | 4158852 SAT 800
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I know ! We could have a Consitution ! It would tell them what they could do and what they couldn't do. That would work !. humm. it's possible there's a flaw there somewhere.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:48 | 4158535 Cdad
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So...wait...my cancelled health care policy?  That's the one I buy?  What price is that one now?  And...what about the one that is in the shopping cart on ZeroCare.gov?  

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:09 | 4158646 TBT or not TBT
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The actuaries can just figure that all out, pricing unstable uncertain risk in unstable uncetain risk pools under an unstable uncertain regulatory and judicial environment, amid artificial financial conditions. Don't worry, scro's, there are a lotta 'tards out there living really kickass lives.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:39 | 4158762 F.A. Hayek
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Remind me - do you carry the 5 when factoring in a president ordering the country to disobey his own law without the benefit of a bill to make the disobedience legal? This constitution stuff makes my head spin, I can hardly blame Obama for wanting to go around it.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:51 | 4158803 TBT or not TBT
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You carry a 9....., or failing that a .40, .45, .380' .357, 7.62, .308, .338, .300, or if you are a robot from the future, a .50, plus an assortment of those others, and a 20mm Vulcan for the money shot.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:04 | 4158862 SAT 800
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I think you have to subtract the square root of 5 from 'Pi"; but I'll have to research that.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:40 | 4158996 TBT or not TBT
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Under Obamacare, you can have a pie added or subtracted.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 19:04 | 4159457 MissCellany
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Under Obamacare, you can't have any pie at all. But you must eat your peas.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 19:14 | 4159475 akak
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And by "peas" Obama actually means "horseshit".

Of which you must eat, with second and third heaping helpings, under force of law.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 21:36 | 4159739 TBT or not TBT
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But the hosurance ad promised vigorous rewarding use of pie.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:50 | 4159035 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Yep it doesn't matter if it is Republican or Democrat authored bill that reinstates those cancelled and to be cancelled policies, the prices are going up because there is no way to spread that risk to keep them at the same price points as when they got cancelled. It is all getting priced into a smaller risk pool excluding the exchange plans. Those reinstated and illegal grandfathered plans are going to cost significantly more than legal private plans. And to top it off since they have say they don't conform according to the Commander in Cluster Fuckery they will most likely have to still pay the penality to the IRS even though they have private insurance. Did anything think the meglomaniac was going to take the ego bruising laying down without taking out on the US public over this.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158538 Jumbotron
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"If you want to destroy my sweater, hold this thread while I walk away......

Weezer '94"


Obama right about now has his hash pipe.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BGLtqqkVI

 

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158540 gdiamond22
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So now the government is telling individuals and insurance companies what is allowed to be bought, sold, offered, the time frame and what those services must include. It is bad enough the government tells me how much of MY money I'm ALLOWED to keep each year. Liberty, my friends, is 6 feet under.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158541 SILVERGEDDON
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" You didn't build that plan. "

Nope, I didn't.

It is another tax.

Time to dress up as Indians, and dump some fucking tea in to the harbor.

At least our forefathers had balls.

Today's youth has moobs from GMO fast food hormone burgers.

Who rebels against taxation without representation this time ? 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:20 | 4158654 TBT or not TBT
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Putting tea and balls in such proximity like that could attract a rutting Andersen Cooper.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:16 | 4158908 KnightTakesKing
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 At least our forefathers had balls. Today's youth has moobs from GMO fast food hormone burgers.

The new Sony PS4 comes out today. So... don't expect today's youth to be dumping tea into the harbor anytime soon.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:49 | 4158545 bnbdnb
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I'm a male. I can't have any kids, nor can I make any. End of story.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158585 mofreedom
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Nor can you rip them out of your vagina with a blender.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:56 | 4158588 Cdad
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Well, at least it was the case yesterday, you needed uterus insurance anyway.  As of right now...I'm not sure, but you might want to check your uterus...out of an abundance of caution.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:17 | 4158667 TBT or not TBT
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Many spirited persons can get a missing vagina and the rest added surgically, in theory, after which they would then need insurance for every possible set of gear, even maybe a marsupial pouch.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:30 | 4158724 Winston Churchill
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Is that you Joey ?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:54 | 4158820 TBT or not TBT
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What are you wearing?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:56 | 4158670 TBT or not TBT
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Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:34 | 4158744 somecallmetimmah
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Yet you plan to purchase maternity insurance.  Why?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:52 | 4158548 The Count
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IMPEACH THE BOZO NOW!

(His sidekick is a total dunce too)

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:53 | 4158569 Jumbotron
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NO NO NO !!!

He's doing a GREAT job destroying the Liberal brand !!!

Leave him in !!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:05 | 4158675 the not so migh...
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as long as a conservative pro bailout fuck does not replace him.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:19 | 4158676 TBT or not TBT
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I thought he was Valerie Jarrett's sidekick all this time.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:52 | 4158560 Jack Burton
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America and health care. The two just don't work anymore. Private insurance policies that do not meet the law tend to be for the most part these plans heavily advertized on TV. I think many of us have seen them. They promise health coverage, and they do provide that. Though if you go to a doctor or hospital you will find next to nothing is in the coverage sold to you. This is a fact. It was a smart way to make money.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:12 | 4158649 Running On Bing...
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Oh brother, yea I've seen them. In fact I had to reprogram my Arduino. I had it set to automatically mute the TV when "OBAMA", now it also mutes on "OBAMACARE".

http://hacknmod.com/hack/arduino-device-mutes-celebrities-on-tv/

Over.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:54 | 4158570 pods
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Should be named the "Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic Act of 2013."

Or alternately the "We Are Royally Fucked Act of 2013."

pods

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:03 | 4158615 1stepcloser
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Cntl-P act of 2014?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:54 | 4158575 Running On Bing...
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DemocRATS, RepubliCUNTS, go teams go!

FUCK Obamacare, I WILL NOT PAY!!

Over.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 14:58 | 4158595 q99x2
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Begin impeachment proceedings now and recall all Senate M'Fers.

Look Financial Terrorism against peoples of a Nation is war and this war must be stopped before it gets out of control.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:06 | 4158605 daemon
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" With health care costs rising at such low rates, ... "

Yes, much too sloooow.

Boooring .

Don't worry though, with Yellen and her expert fat fingers on the print button, starting in 2014, you will very soon learn what an exponential function is .

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:02 | 4158607 Logiclee03
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True.....it does not have anything to do with healthcare. All about keeping these bastards in their jobs!

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:11 | 4158650 SmittyinLA
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 worthless Republican kabuki,  why not repeal the ACA? 

Give Americans an option other than Socialism. 

Put the traitor Republicans and Democrats on the spot, no wiggle room, repeal ACA or or eat it, that should be the only choice.

Socialist healthcare or no Socialist healthcare, that is the option.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:12 | 4158653 Czar of Defenes...
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Much as I loathe to quote blowhard Erick Erickson, I think he’s right on this:

FROM
http://www.redstate.com/2013/11/15/the-other-problem-with-fred-uptons-legislation/

EXCERPT
“So this Republican measure [Upton's H.R. 3350] gets passed by the House, passed by the Senate, signed by the President, heralded by the media as a bipartisan success, and . . .?

And rates continue going up. The insurance companies that play along do so by letting people keep their existing plans at a much higher monthly premium. The public anger about Obamacare grows.

And now the Republican Party owns it too. They, after all, passed the Upton legislation. They, after all, promised the American public that the Upton legislation would allow people to keep their insurance plans.

Congratulations Republicans, you are now, if Upton does pass, co-owners of the rate shock Americans are suffering and your plan, as so many of you privately acknowledge, really does absolutely nothing.

So desperate are Republican leaders to avoid admitting they should have listened to Ted Cruz, they’ll become co-owners of Obamacare rather than fight for full repeal or defunding Obamacare.”

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:33 | 4158736 BeerMe
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Exactly.  The Republicans should be doing everything they can to repeal/defund this zombie law.  Instead the truth is, besides a select few, they want more control/power.  It is akin to trying to fix a totaled car.  Or a better example an exploded body.

 

It is a joke to think insurance companies are suddenly going to go back to their old plans.  As long as there's shit on the table they won't eat.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:42 | 4158774 somecallmetimmah
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"...Republicans should be doing everything they can to repeal/defund..."

Yes.  But not yet.  Let this monstrosity crash, first.  This needs to hurt badly enough, that it becomes a defining experience for a new generation.

This needs to "suck" on a level they never imagined possible.  Then we'll repeal it.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 19:20 | 4159472 Freddie
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I think the Repubs know that Harry Reid will not take it up in the Senate.   The GOP may have boxed them in.  If Reid brings it up - it totally sells out Obama.   The Dems who defect and vote for it would be a huge blow to Reid, Pelosi and Obama.  They know that no Repubs will vote against it in the Senate. Obama will get no help from his shitty RINO lap dogs like Rubio, Graham, McCain, Flake, Alexander.

So assuming Reid did let it go to the floor:

1. The Dems vote no and it dies. They lose.

2. The Dems vote yes and Obama then has to decide to pass it or veto it.

Assuming it passes and he signs it then ObamaCare would probably implode.

I preferred Cruz repeal and the House to defund but Obama shut down the govt (or part of it) to stop that.

When I first heard about Upton's Bill - I said no.  I think it may now be the right strategy.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:21 | 4158683 F.A. Hayek
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This is the Anti-dog-eat-dog-bill-of-2013.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:00 | 4158838 TBT or not TBT
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Who is Valerie Jarrett?

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:22 | 4158686 unplugged
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dumfucktard republicans!!!  Now's there chance to put up a 'cancel obamacare' bill and they fuck up their best chance - burn the whole place down

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:28 | 4158715 Waterfallsparkles
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Question is how many Insurance Companies will reinstate those policys they have cancled.  Especially, to the really sick people.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:32 | 4158730 F.A. Hayek
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The answer is none - then the dog and pony show will get to point their fingers at the 'bad apples' they're trying to save us from, if only we'd give them the chance.

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:34 | 4158741 The Joker
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Oooh, ooooh, I know!  I know!

Zero.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:34 | 4158742 Winston Churchill
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0 to -1.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:35 | 4158749 Nue
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The Democrats with Obamacare remind me of the monkey that ate cue ball.
One day a man with a pet monkey walks into a bar. The monkey begins eating everything in site. The Peanuts, The olives out the drinks,  the limes in the beer. Finally the monkey jumps up on pool table and swallows the cue ball whole. "Holy crap" the bartender exclaims, "is he always doing things like that?" "Yeah he'll eat just about everything he see's" replies the owner. A few weeks later the man with the pet monkey is back in the bar. This time the monkey grabs a cherry shoves it up his behind pulls it out then eats. "MY GOD THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!" shouts the bartender. "Yeah" replies the man. "He still eats everything in sight but after that cue ball he measures them first.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:39 | 4158764 billsbest
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Don't kiss the whole thrust for socialized healthcare goodby forever. The Communists never give up! Put some more lipstick, mascara and face cream on another stillborn and we'll get another try!!!

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:47 | 4158792 somecallmetimmah
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Agreed, but every generation needs a formative experience like this one, to reinforce for them "why" initiatives like O'Hellcare are such terribly destructive ideas.

Let it hurt.  Let it suck.  Let them wallow in the pain, poverty & distress.  'Pain' is a marvelous teacher.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:04 | 4158860 TBT or not TBT
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How is that working in formerly "great" Britain? Statism is a one way ratchet.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:17 | 4158909 somecallmetimmah
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All the more reason to let it burn.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:30 | 4158962 TBT or not TBT
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You should go interview a random selection of young adults in great Britain, asking yourself whether you're cool with your daughter being that, amongst all that. That's the ghost of Christmas present in the UK. The ghost of Christmas future would take you on a trip to Russia.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:36 | 4158990 somecallmetimmah
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I lived in Russia for three years and I'm intimately familiar with the horrendous damage caused by socialism.

It'll be generations before they recover from that mess.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:50 | 4159031 Seer
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And I once saw Russia while I was standing...

"Recover" to what? When?  The days of the Tzars?

That something is worse than something else does not make it good (just better, and likely just better for some).

It's all talk (promotion) that boils down to one thing and one thing only: it's ALWAYS a promise for things to be better in the FUTURE, never NOW.  And, well, it never really happens; it doesn't because it's ALL based on deception (what some might get is derived from stealing from the children of others [stealing from Their future]).

The oligarchs in Russia won't take generations to "recover." (same everywhere and at every time)

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:52 | 4158782 The Joker
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<--the role of the people is to serve the state

<--the role of the state is to serve the people

 

Which m.o. does this government operate under?

With central planning, one is fascism, the other marxism.

 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:53 | 4158816 Caveman93
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I do not want the services of anyone. I would like to be just left alone so I can die broke.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:08 | 4158879 SAT 800
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Exactly. I don't want to be a member of anybodies Country, Nation, Social Club, Religion, or "Plan". The rest of the people can all run around screaming with their hair on fire; I'm not really interested.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 21:23 | 4159711 AgentScruffy
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Or better put, left alone so that if I die broke I'll know it was my doing rather than the fact so many people had siphoning hoses stuck into my back pocket.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:54 | 4159044 Seer
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Yeah, only two options.. no wonder why this mess never gets resolved.

The govt exists to KILL people, to inflict violence.  Only those looking to maintain the deception that there's ANY need for govt paint things such there's a "better govt" (which such promoters are always keyed in to profit from any switch/transition).

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 18:09 | 4159303 The Joker
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My point is not that we only have two options, or that the government should serve us even.  My point is that i hear a lot of people on here calling Obama and our government marxist, when i think that is false.  I don't think they are trying to serve the people.  I think they believe the people are here to serve them, which makes them fascist.  The two are complete opposites.  People are under the misconception that Obama is a marxist socialist, when he isn't. 

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 15:52 | 4158811 moneybots
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Obama's proclamation that he would veto the bill (which he described as "threatening the health care security of hard working, middle class families,"

 

The ACA threatens the health care security of hard working middleclass families, so i'm not sure what Obama is talking about, there.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 21:21 | 4159705 AgentScruffy
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A blatant liar when it comes to anything about the "middle class."

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:01 | 4158849 Winston Smith 2009
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Just to show what we already know - that neither the Dems nor the Reps have even the remotest f'ing clue about what they are doing - here's a post from an insurance actuary who claims that what they're trying to do isn't even possible:

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2013/11/unwilling-and-unable-washington-state.html

"I am an actuary at a health insurance company and the economic impact Obamacare will have on healthcare/health insurance is far from "Affordable". If anything, the Republicans should have asked for a name change on the bill. 

I have experience in pricing policies on the individual market and for regulatory risk pools. When my company entered the individual market years ago, the best-selling plans were, by far, the higher deductible plans with the lowest premiums.  It was what consumers could afford to buy.  The government should not have been surprised at the feedback. 

Obama today has relented to pressures by "allowing" insurers to bring the plans back for a year. He truly doesn't mean it. He wants to assuage the public without undermining his signature legislation. 

Regardless, it is not uncommon for states to require a 60-day notice for filing prior to a plan launch. It's November 14th. Insurers have already passed the 60 day notification period to the states. I will be surprised if the insurers are even ABLE to re-instate plans; 

Premiums would need to be developed, approved by the state, letters sent out, premiums collected, coordination with health providers, letters to the consumers. Unlike HHS, our IT teams have to go through UAT testing before any changes become live. These things take time.  Obama may even be counting on it. Why? Because if the medically underwritten population stay on their "cancelled" policies, that means less traffic to the exchanges Obama wants to promote, and less cost-subsidization which will wreak havoc on exchange premiums in 2015.

Washington state has already declared they will not allow Obama's "fix" to go through. Rising premiums are only a symptom of the disease."

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:06 | 4159085 Seer
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Nothing that we're doing is sustainable.

The majority of human on this planet have ZERO "coverage."  And a good portion of them might never see a doctor in the course of their entire lifetimes.

So, not only is Obamacare impossibly unsustainable, but so too is any other big medical system, "free" enterprise or otherwise.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:01 | 4158850 loveyajimbo
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Obongo is a world class douchebag... but the Dems congress are close behind... the insurance companies and commissioners should just tell them all to F-Off.  The GOP is crazy to try to fix this... unless they really think it will work.  Let Ochimp-boy own this... along with "Roid Reid and "Polyp Pelosi.  2014 should be a landslide... then we can get on with the impeachment.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 17:07 | 4159094 Seer
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You Party Pussies just never quit...

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:07 | 4158873 y3maxx
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News Just Out

...George Clooney, Barbara Streisand and Jason Mraz have each pledged to pay for for all the California Aids Patients who have lost their Medical Coverage because of Obamacare.

As official supporters of Obama and Obamacare, they said they will donate all their Assets and go broke if necessary.

Fri, 11/15/2013 - 16:09 | 4158883 SAT 800
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Well, isn't that special! (SNL church lady).

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