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Two liars ... no difference to me
Has there ever been a politician who hasn't lied? And they still line up to vote for them. Obviously Truth doesn't matter to the masses.
Miffed;-)
You know it's bad when Bill Clinton is offering moral advice to Obama! I heard on the radio today that Jay Leno hammered Obama with that last night.
Bill is more Moral than Baraka.
Based upon that logic, Hillary is a bastion of honor and truth. I look forward to seeing how her morality and goodwill towards her fellow citizens plays out in the run up to 2016. For example, I'm sure there is a very good explanation for Benghazi.
;-)
When Jimmy Carter is criticizing Obama's competency and Bill Clinton is questioning Obama's honesty, you just know something's falling apart in the heart of the blue team.
These days, watching politics is as good or better than any tragicomedy going. I don't know who is writing the script but they're pretty good.
It IS fun to watch, but WWF is more convincingly realistic.
I think Bill is just setting up the stage for Hillary's run in 2016. He has to put some distance between Obama and the Clinton team.
Ugliest fucking puppet I ever saw.
To whom are you referring to?, Clinton, Clinton, or Obama?
Jena, spot on! ;-)
Talk about cartoon ---> this ONE says it all ! ! !
http://stateofthenation2012.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ATT00000.jpg
It just doesn't get any better than that (((--:
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It's because the storylines in wrestling are more credible.
Ebony(?) and ivory, lie together in perfect, harmony. Side by side on my prompter, for the, oli-garchy....
I guess it's been awhile since wrassling was watched by any zerohedge follower. The WWF lost their supreme court infringment case to the World Wildlife Fund. They are now known as the WWE.
However, I could be wrong and everyone loves the entertainment of collecting money for wild animals.
They only lost that because the Undertaker was too busy crushing county politicians in a steel cage match.
Shame, really. If only he had enough time to smash those wildlife fuckers with the folding chairs, they would have won the case.
Great points. Taking heat from the Masters of Incompetence and Lying over incompetence and lying makes me wonder how much more of this that Blue Team is going to take. If anyone from Blue Team has any historical information on this guy that might facilitate a transition, this might be the time to step forward with it.
Yeah but with a subscription fee of over a Tillion dollars a year the show is a bit on the pricey side even for pay-per-view.
When Jimmy Carter is criticizing Obama's competency and Bill Clinton is questioning Obama's honesty, you just know something's falling apart in the heart of the blue team.
I always hated Carter, just like everyone else. I mean come on, Nixon breaks us free from being chained to gold, Ford gets a little inflation going to help honest Americans and Carter goes and fucks it all up!! Thank god REAGAN brought in Volker to save the day!. God Bless Ronald Reagan and all his great economic policies that made us the country we are today.
Signed,
Floyd R. Turbo, American
Carter brought in Volker, actually. Nobody is all bad, I would say, except the latest TOTUS is doing his best to convince me otherwise.
Carter brought in Volker, actually.
I knew that. My post was sarcasm. We are witnessing the final chapter of "Raygun economics". I'm not blue or red, I seek the truth.
The obvious point of this thread is that the blue team is swirling the drain. Cashonly decides to make up a lie about Reagan, and when caught writes that it's a joke and he seeks the truth… bullshit — you're a troll.
"socialism would work so much better if my idiot were running things"
These fools who vote for these idiot fascists, believing them to be part of the often coveted, illusory part of NEW socialism (the kind the USSR practiced, without the killing, expropriation, and enslavement of her own people), will continue to elect the liar with the more outrageous commitment to irrational policies.
People do not care for reason. Reason holds that if a man is to use a product, or service, that it must be produced by labor of men. Statist Governments holds that if a man is to use a product, or service, that a decree or law ordering into existence, the good or service is sufficient for its production.
Reason holds that a man cannot consume more than he has produced unless another man produces it.
Any politician who acknowledges this truth is ridiculed.
If you try to live off of the backs of others, without voluntary free trade, but by government coercion, in defiance of reality, then you will eventually be wiped out as reality demands. You can't have something for nothing, and 150 million Americans, and a lot of others, can try to deny reality and the law of causation. But this is nothing more than an evasion of reality. Evasions do not change reality, they merely postpone the acceptance, and the ability to confront reality.
How long do you think you can milk the cow and not feed it?
Red pill, blue pill, same drug.
"Mission accomplished/Wall Street got drunk", "I did not have sex with that Woman", "Read my lips, no new taxes", "I'm not a crook", etc.
The POTUS is a figurehead, one of the actors on the political stage of theater that includes CONgress and the Judicial branch.
The military now appears to be completely in the hands of the banking/military/industrial complex along with the rest of government.
Now get to work and pay your tribute to the Imperial Senate you serfs.
I, for one, will be voting for a second triumvirate in the next elections...not that pathetic Obama/Reid/Pelosi thingy.
It was a youtube vide...oh...what does it matter now!!! ;-)
(Accompanied by finger nails scratching across a chalkboard)
and head slowly banging against same.
MSM say: "What difference does it make?" The MSM will lick her ass the same way they did with Billy and Barry.
She's already explained ......Just a few Moozlums out for a midnight walk
Did you mean to say oral rather than moral?
This is really the best we can do? Recycle the same thug, corrupt, crony pols time and again. Didn't we fight a revolution to escape dynastic rule? The Clintons are thugs. Worse than mafia.
So Bill Clinton, whose moral advisor was Jessie Jackson, is now the moral advisor for Obama. What could possible go wrong, or evil?
Miffed return to base.
Ok, after a pot of coffee I'm ready to make the attempt. Will you bail me out if I don't make it or am I to learn my lesson the Darwinian way?
Miffed;-)
Uh oh, busted!
I run but can never hide. My leash is short. Enjoy your freedoms lucky boy while I get nipped back into the corral.
Miffed;-)
"Has there ever been a politician who hasn't lied?"
has there ever been a person who hasn't lied?
Two liars who work for AL See Eye A Duh. So does the Bush klan. They all work for The Company.
Freddie If you were in the movie "They Live" they would look at you and say "We have one that can see" . But you forgot Barry's mother, grandfather and grandmother. All of the afore mentioned klans have deep connection to drug running or money laundering.
For lying to the American people, Zero has the horrible risk of building a huge tower of cash throughout his future.
When you've been scraping bottom for five years, maybe lying does'nt matter much...
I did not have BDSMwith that Columbian girl.
Bill, it's ColOmbian, not ColUmbian. Otherwise, I love yer stuff! On another note, have you ever tried to adulterate any of Thomas Nast's stuff? Nast was a bit of an asshole, but he was effective. I wonder if some of his Tweed Ring stuff could be used on the Wall St. Ring, them being New Jerkers and all. You seem to have a lot of fun with historical imagery.
district of columbia my friend
Thanks for the "heads up" johnQ, but I think Bill is referencing his earlier post about the Colombian woman who (briefly) appeared as the "vaguely ethnic" face of the ObamaCare train wreck website.
She is married to an American and lives just outside Vichy DC.
It has nothing to do with being "vaguely ethnic"...it has everything to do with her citizenship status and being picked by the "best & brightest" of Vichy to appear on a .gov website appealing to all "Americans" to tax themselves.
If we are to believe Roberts calling it a tax ;-)
Yeah, I knew she was married to an American and it doesn't surprise me that she lives near the belly of the beast. I got the "vaguely ethnic" from associated commentary, likely in Lew Rockwell's website, which also had fun with it. The term had a nice cloyingly pandering ring to it, so I relayed back here. I haven't had confirmation that she has US citizenship. Are you certain of it?
Its my understanding she is a Columbian national...seeking US citizenship.
"Speculation swirled that Adriana might not be a legal resident of the United States, and therefore not even eligible for the health care exchanges. Adriana said she is a wife and mother who lives in Maryland with her 21-month-old son and husband of six and a half years. Her husband is a U.S. citizen, as is his her son. Adriana, who is Colombian, said she has lived legally in the U.S. for more than six years, is currently a permanent resident and is applying for citizenship."
http://joeforamerica.com/2013/11/columbian-face-obamacare/#kHru1yrKCjDLrB1X.99
ooops.
OK, here's where I lifted the "vaguely ethnic": http://gawker.com/revealed-obamacare-websites-mystery-girl-is-not-a-u-14.... It wasn't Lew Rockwell's website, but a link in commentary posted by ZerOhead under Banzai7's earlier contributed post of ObamaCare imagery.
What does it say, when you can't even find the taxed/penalized/fined American citizens face that Roberts spoke of, to be presented on the ObamaCare website?
Don't they vet anyone or anything anymore or they just in the metadata bidness? ;-)
OK nmewn. Between your posts and mine, that's too many ;-)'s in one night. It's making me feel a little creepy. Kinda like the weird dude that drives around parks in a panel van.
All the best my friend. ;-)
lol...ok, I didn't trademark the ;-)
But my stupid dot dot dot and lol's are all mine, as infantile as it seems. And there is a reason ;-)
Obomber's ears are disproportiately too small.
So is the number of lipstick marks on Clinton's face.
actually there are more on his rod
and on his anus
And on his sack.
The first one was impeached and the sceond will be! It is just part of being a democrat. The lying, the stealing, the gaming it for the billionaires who support you!
Are the reds really so much better?
Morally better?
Or better at lying and stealing?
Easily misinterpreted.
Remember...
It was Bill
who did away with Glass-Steagal.
Yup!
Thats killing your own people right there
that's gotta be enuf to convince a few with an IQ above 80 that there is no red_blue team paradigm just a purple team, lookin to fuck you over one.decade.at.a.time...
... Along with Phil Gramm, later to become a bank lobbyist and McCain's finacial advisor in his run for the Presidency.
... Along with Phil Gramm, later to become a bank lobbyist and McCain's finacial advisor in his run for the Presidency.
Bill, Back in My Home Country of Kenya, We don't call My Political Pontificating "Lying".... In Kenyanese native tongue, it's pronounced "Baggadodalumbaba"
And here I thought that was a song by Chumbawamba...
Hey Barry. You should never lie to the American people.
Now come on over here Barry and light up uncle Bill's cigar for him.
get the blue dress media to do it for you
Does NSA have any use for those ears? Those things could pretty much gather all electromagnetic waves in most of the milky way.
My how the Mighty have fallen. America, you no longer hold the Moral High Ground. I heard the US Dollar is based soley on the good Faith and Credit of the US Government. Can you say "OXYMORON?"
"I heard the US Dollar is based soley on the good Faith and Credit of the US Government."
Where the fuck have you been since 1971?
It's been 42 fucking years since the US got off the gold standard.
last time we went to the moon actually. "literally speaking." we've been doing financial moon shots ever since of course. this latest one appears to be taking us to Jupiter actually. one trillion dollars? what type of math is that again?
Backed by your local carrier battle group.
Klinton has good reason to be happy and gloating.
After adding Bushbama to "worst presidents" list, below Lincoln, Wilson and Rosenfeldt, he finally got kicked out of the top 5!
Bill Clinton's Big Budget Surplus Debunked
Can you diehard progressive shit rag budget dodger's run the numbers for us? Can you compare the 2013 CBO vs. http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/budget
Bill you need another dose of GARDASIL ®.
On a more serious note, we all know he's just the front man for his scorned tank ass "Albino Wookie" WIFE.
Yikes! President "Cankles" Hitlery.
@ DoChenRollingBearing It's nice to see you doing well. If anyone deserves it ? You do!
I suggest Obama see mayor Rob Ford for advise. I mean he still has a 40% approval rating in Toronto.
...that woman said i wanted to eat her pussy, but i'm a married man and i have plenty to eat at home
actual quote of mayor rob ford
when the dude smokes crack on tv, kind of hard to throw out a shocker. Now he's going for the woman vote, offering to eat pussy for votes. I like this dude. He's out front with his buggery
when Clinton lied no one died! Thousands dead in PK, Iraq, Yemen from drone attacks, people tortured in Gitmo unceasingly,
Oh yeah, the US health care thing - Premum non nocere – “Above all, not knowingly to do harm” Hippocrates http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-15/total-healthcare-enrollment-result-obamacare-39-million … "Enrollment" Result Of Obamacare: -3.9 Million
recheck your history
clinton is responsible for plenty of deaths
plenty
Putting teeth in the CRA helped kill the Republic just as much as ending Glass-Steagal did, and that has put an end to the Pax Americana. Big, big wars and/or genocides can now break out.
The sanctions against Iraq in the 90's killed hundreds of thousands. The occasional bombings there and in Yugoslavia were all based on lies too.
Wasn't there an unspoken rule that ex presidents do not criticize current sitting presidents. I think Bill is starting to project himself being in the White House again.
Imagine the benefits of electing only the aged.
So unfair of me. I should’ve given you libtards the CBO report for 2013- 2023. The first page illustrates doctors, war, higher taxes, higher transportation costs and displaced baby boomers under ACA. Fuck, don’t take my word, look for yourself.
http://www.cbo.gov/sites/default/files/cbofiles/attachments/44715-OptionsForReducingDeficit.pdf
http://www.cbo.gov/publication/44715
/Hahahahaahaaa.
+ 1 for truthiness.
Definitely not funny. Definitely.
/hahahahaha
Thanks for the link Atomizer....
Now if this were a real cartoon Clinton would be in a blue dress with a strategic stain, with a political button that says "Impeached" on it and Sandy Weill and Robert Rubin in the background holding a sign that says Glass Steagal with a red slash through it.
You up to the task Billy B. ?
- A 2013 modified version of Mark Twain's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. / so sad
Before Bill Clinton entered the White House in 1992, he earned a salary of $38,167 as Governor of Arkansas. Actually, his base salary was $35,000, the additional $3,167 came from a handful of speaking engagements he performed the prior year around Arkansas. His wife Hillary was the real breadwinner of family at the time, bringing home a salary of $188,547 as an attorney at the prestigious Rose Law Firm in Little Rock. In fact, Bill Clinton really only worked in the private sector for a grand total of two years his entire life prior to being elected President! As we all know now, Bill Clinton eventually went on to serve two terms as one of the most popular American Presidents in history. He also went on to become one of the most highly sought after and expensive public speakers of all time. Just how much money has Bill Clinton has made off speaking fees since 2001? An astonishing $106 million…
Amurica loves a good story teller, even if they're lying.
And he couldn't even afford to dry clean a blue dress.
He should have just held her nose and let it go. She was a fucking intern, right? Just blow your load in her mouth and let the CIA figure out the rest.
slick Willie took one look at the post-nixon presidency and quickly signed Gramm-leach Biliely..........just a few short months after he was acquitted by the senate........sold his sole and the country down the river...........
best ''honey-pot'' in all of recorded history.........bankers and tankers got what they wanted and clinton got $100 million
Repealing Glass-Steagall was final straw for me. All down hill after that.
Obama: ""I did not have sexual relations with a woman...tell'em Reggie."
Eye did knot hav sx-ual Re><lá-tions, with thut gurl...
I pity Obama in this instance, and it's a credit to his innate good manners, a useful but old fashioned concept. He has to tolerate the intolerable Clitons. Give them enough rope and they'll hang themselves. Good.
What Clinton would have said if he were a statesman:
"The internal effects of a mutable policy are still more calamitous. It poisons the blessing of liberty itself. It will be of little avail to the people, that the laws are made by men of their own choice, if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man, who knows what the law is to-day, can guess what it will be tomorrow. Law is defined to be a rule of action; but how can that be a rule, which is little known, and less fixed?
Another effect of public instability is the unreasonable advantage it gives to the sagacious, the enterprising, and the moneyed few over the industrious and uniformed mass of the people. Every new regulation concerning commerce or revenue, or in any way affecting the value of the different species of property, presents a new harvest to those who watch the change, and can trace its consequences; a harvest, reared not by themselves, but by the toils and cares of the great body of their fellow-citizens. This is a state of things in which it may be said with some truth that laws are made for the
few, not for the many."
That is Madison in Federalist #62.
Someone who can condense down to two paragraphs the effect of lawmakers acting in concert with business against the interests of the People should be listened to.
As opposed to defining "is" and sex down to irrelevancy ;-)
If he'd just said that there would have been no further talk of impeachment and the matter would have been dropped.
The more laws, the less justice.
Obama, Unwreck this Train!!
like putting toothpaste back in the tube...
Might be easier than getting spooge back into Willy's willy.
Use pinking shears. Give him a frilly dilly.
The last time gas prices were this low Bush 44 got picked over Palin and the dead guy. Figure that out.
No one morally blamed Bill because he had Hillary as a plausible excuse for his actions.
The sinister nature of the repeal of Glass Steagall was not to become known until years later.
Obama is clearly a psychopath as evidenced by lies that result in direct attacks against the United States of America.
Bill Clinton seems like Abraham Lincoln compared to Barry Obammy.
I went back to look at the votes, 1992 Clinton got 43%, 1996 49%.
In 1996, Harry Browne got 485,759 votes, or 0.5%.
I am proud to say I was a 0.5%er.
clinton was a scoundrel but sadly the usa will never have another president as good as he was. it will only get worse from here on out.
All those lipstick marks on Clinton's face ... a chance we can't see his dick .
Disgusting .
That is his dick
The American people would not know what a good president is.
How the nation could ignore the opportunity of electing Ron Paul is a sign that both the sheeple and the puppeteers are headed for a hellish future.
With a MSM that trashed him, GOP leaving him for dead and dumbass gimme gimme Americans what did you expect?
What you Paulie boys never seem to get through your head is that most of the American people rightly believe Paul's foreign policy would get us all killed.
His blindly naive approach to Iran would be a death warrant to the US for sure.
Obama's isn't any better, btw.
Perhaps you might take the time to read the latest piece by Paul Craig Roberts and the links contained therein, then we can discuss your somewhat incredible claim that Ron Paul's fireign policy would have us all killed,
http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/11.13/agenda.html
By the way, America's love affair with the wrong kind of food is killing it faster than you think.
Clinton's 'rocks' hit bottom?
jb
Hillary Clinton - probably the only woman in America who could make Monica Lewinski look good.
Let's see...
Sexual assault, lying to a Fed grand jury, using interns as humidors and not paying their dry cleaning bills...
All seems fairly benign in comparison to Obama.
Much lower body count too.
Almost makes you miss that old rascal.
You got the vibe off of Bill that he liked America and rooted for the home team, whereas with the Obamas, President Jarrettt and her cabinet picks, it's clearly and openly the opposite.
We could see this coming a mile away. Most second term presidents lose appeal anyway, but Obama is outdoing them all with his over-the-top heavy-handed totalitarian tactics, lies, and deceipt. Hillary accepted the position of secretary of state so as to bolster her credentials for her run in 2016. The truth is she did NOTHING but log in record frequent flier miles. Foreign leaders saw her for what she is---a weak leader just as they see Obama. Now the time has come to separate herself from the Obama administration. As the nation grows increasingly weary of Obama, Bill will transform into Hillary's attack dog.