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Carl Icahn's "Personal Views" About The Market

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As written by Carl Icahn on the Shareholders' Square Table

Personal Views Concerning Media Reports On My Remarks re Markets and APPL from Reuters Summit

Reuters was completely accurate that I am concerned about the level of the market.  But I also made it clear on the conference call (and I believe as Reuters reported it), that it is almost impossible to predict what a market will do in the short term.  There are too many variables.

Often when we are concerned about the market, we hedge to some extent and this is one of those times.  Interestingly, our investment funds had an annualized return of approximately 27% since January 1, 2009, and that return would have been greater if we had not hedged.  As I have often said, picking short term moves in the market is like predicting how many sevens the “hot” dice player will continue to roll.

Concerning Apple, I told Reuters I believe that Apple is not a bank and that a large buyback should be put into place, as well as taking advantage of other ways this cash can be made more productive.  While I do not micromanage, at the risk of being immodest, I believe that in the area of allocating capital there are very few better then we and we hope to be able to be involved, as a large shareholder, with Apple, in this area.

 


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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment VD
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iCahn = vampire.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Say What Again
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What do you call it when someone is full of themself?

A rehypothecated self

A.K.A. Asshole

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:54 | Link to Comment max2205
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Fuck you Carldouchebag

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Someone sat down with him and had a talk.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:53 | Link to Comment Shad_ow
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Does he drive a black Mercedes?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:26 | Link to Comment jcaz
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Of course it's impossible to predict- that's why we look for an edge to unduly increase our influence in the market,  like touting our shit on Twitter......

Unfortunately, the SEC is impotent and too busy with the low-hanging fruit courtesy of the douchebag banking industry-  those bitches give up fines with a smile on their faces, whereas Carl would actually challenge an SEC investigation-

The SEC goes after the easy cases, because their lawyers are just padding their resumes-   going after Carl would expose them for the pussies they are.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:09 | Link to Comment bunzbunzbunz
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Not alot, but still FREE BITCOINS: http://freebitco.in/?r=25727

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:30 | Link to Comment Deo vindice
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7 of these posts on multiple threads in 4 minutes. Give it a rest.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment xamax
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Did his lawyer write this POS ?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:38 | Link to Comment mvsjcl
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Considering his use of the royal "we," I'd say the Queen of England had a hand in helping him.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment TheBoyPlunger
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Going long adult diapers.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Trimmed Hedge
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I call troll..

 

 

That's way more than 140 characters...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:45 | Link to Comment DOGGONE
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The Public Be Suckered
http://patrick.net/forum/?p=1230886

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:50 | Link to Comment SloMoe
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"at the risk of being immodest"

Say what? Icahn risking of being immodest? I'd like to see him risk being modest--for a change.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:19 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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" As I have often said, picking short term moves in the market is like predicting how many sevens the “hot” dice player will continue to roll." 

 

Because its all about gambling, right Carly? Investment funds my ass.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment zebrasquid
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His 29% annualized since early 2009 coincides with the market manipulation via Govt and Fed Reserve. Not coincidental.

He wasn't doing too hot in 2008 when reality was briefly unleashed on the market.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:31 | Link to Comment Seize Mars
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Ok, "there are too many variables."

Are there, asswipe? Icahn, douchebag extraordinaire. I guess he made his money because he is so intelligent. That must be it.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:10 | Link to Comment bunzbunzbunz
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Not alot, but still FREE BITCOINS: http://freebitco.in/?r=25727

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:31 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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Carl is just a whore and greenmailer. He is a parasite that infects every company he gets involved with.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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A blown out tire scene casted away in a bed of weeds has resurfaced. You can only approach this tire if you have a magical iRing. There is more to this story regarding real state and controlling interests. Just my take/hunch.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:38 | Link to Comment Diablo
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Icahn now looking to greenmail AAPL. man, i hope this fucktard gets blown the fuck up.

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:53 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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Icahn deserves Deliverance.

 

Squeal Icahn, squeal!!!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 01:11 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Icon can suck a porkchop.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:37 | Link to Comment Racer
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Or even better suck a lit stick of dynamite

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 01:35 | Link to Comment Dr. Bonzo
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Soooooo many variables. Too many to list. Let's see, there's the Fed, the Fed, the Fed and the Fed. And let's not forget the Fed, and particularly the Fed. We could play this game all day, pull a Jack Nicholson at the Overlook, All Fed and no Fed makes the Fed a fedded Fed.

Lmao... Maybe stocks are in a bull(shit) market, but American leadership is at an alltimr nadir. You can Fed that, to the Fed.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 02:00 | Link to Comment One And Only
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Ichan? Ha.

I outperfomed Icahn.

Bitcoin. Ichan is a bitch.

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:08 | Link to Comment yofish
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Non-story

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:16 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Icahn (paraphrased):

"I'm an asshole, and I don't care. 

I want money, and more money, and money on top of money. 

My single goal in life has been to amass more money than the other guy so I feel better about myself, and can throw my weight around and have people listen to me.

p.s. - 'Rosebud!' "

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:38 | Link to Comment robochess
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But still, you wish you were him.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:30 | Link to Comment Iam Yue2
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Icahn's taper moment.

He should have known not to speak before he had taken his own money off the table.

Anyone seen Hugh Hendry?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 05:51 | Link to Comment kurt
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I con.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 06:56 | Link to Comment Disenchanted
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What, no Tweet on this delicate matter iCon??

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:12 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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"it is almost impossible to predict what a market will do in the short term."

Uhmmm, if you predicted "the market" would be up in the "short term"... You were right 99% of the time for the last five years. Of course no "Market" works that way, which market is he talking about? I'm so confused.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:52 | Link to Comment robochess
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“Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways” I'd still prefer to be rich and sickly than poor and sickly. In the end poverty does suck.

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