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Guest Post: Personal Sacrifices: From JFK To The Federal Reserve

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Submitted by Shawn Brown of SBrown & Asscociates,

The Senate Banking Committee’s confirmation hearing for current Vice-Chair of the Federal Reserve began with Janet Yellen delivering prepared remarksMost observers likely tuned out well before the completion of the 2 ½ hours meeting to decide whether Yellen was worthy to succeed outgoing Chair Ben Bernanke and ascend to the top spot at the Fed. With the ongoing debacle of the Affordable Health Care website handcuffing Democrats, tough questions about QE, ZIRP, the oft talked about Taper and the possibility of reducing the Fed’s gargantuan $4 trillion balance sheet were verboten.  That left Republicans to address the elephant(s) in the room.  Predictably, it took nearly the entire hearing until a Senator from Nebraska offered his views about the damage being done by the various fiscal and monetary machinations undertaken to combat the Great Recession.  

What happened, beginning just after the 2 hour point of the meeting, was both remarkable and revealing.   Senator Mike Johanns, who won’t seek reelection, began by thanking Dr. Yellen for stopping by his office prior to the confirmation hearing.  Yellen appeared startled when Johanns suggests that he “would like to continue, if I could with a few questions along the lines of what we talked about in my office.”   Senator Johanns said,

I found your testimony about asset bubbles to be interesting, just before the Chairman turned to me, I looked at where the Dow was at, it’s about 15,850.  An economy that quite honestly most everybody would recognize has too much unemployment, an economy where people continue to struggle, an economy where it’s kind of hard to see where the growth is going to be.  We are now starting to see real estate bidding wars just like the old days…

 

Dr. Yellen I kind of look at these factors and I think I could go on and on with some other items and I must admit, what am I missing here?  I see asset bubbles and I think if you were to announce today that over the next 24 months you are going to bring that balance sheet down from $4 trillion to zero or $1 trillion, I think if you even said over the next 4 years we’re going to bring it down from $4trillion to zero you would see how big those asset bubbles are, wouldn’t you agree with me on that?”

For obvious reasons, Dr. Yellen doesn’t want any part of a discussion that might include the mention of slowing the $85 billion per month of asset purchases and therefore any talk of a normalization of the Fed’s balance sheet is out of the question.  Logically, Yellen decides to check her notes and offer that housing is rebounding in only the hardest hit markets like Las Vegas, Phoenix and her part of the country (San Francisco Bay Area) where a substantial fraction of borrowers were/are underwater.  Whether she is waiting for her confirmation to tackle questions related to exiting QE, normalizing interest rates and ultimately reducing the Fed’s balance sheet remains to be seen but Senator Johanns decided to press for more disclosure.

“Dr. Yellen, here is what I would offer and I think you would agree with me although you probably won’t want to agree with me in a public hearing setting.  But if I think if I were to say to you why don’t you announce today that you are going to draw this down over the next 24 months from $4 trillion to zero, I think you would see the impact of your policies on the value of real estate all across the United States not just in the hardest hit areas.  I think the real estate that I own and others own would go down in value.  I also think that the stock market would have the same sort of reaction that it has had when Chairman Bernanke just suggested that there might be a phase down here.

 

Here’s what I’m saying, I think the economy has gotten used to the sugar that you put out there and I just worry that we are on a sugar high and that is a very dangerous thing for the little person out there who is just trying to pay the bills and maybe put a buck away for retirement.  The last thing I will say, the flip side of your policies that you are advocating for are very, very hard on certain segments of our society.  You know, explain to the Senior Citizen who is just hoping that CD will earn some money so they don’t have to dig into the principal what impact you’re having on a policy that says for as far as the eye can see or foreseeable future keep interest rates low, they are hurt by that policy.”

Yellen’s candid admission was alarming, “I agree and I understand that savers are hurt by this policy (ZIRP, emphasis mine)… it is important to recognize that savers wear a lot of different hats, they play many different roles in the economy.”   Yellen invokes the spirit of the 35th President of the United States in her response to Senator Johanns’ accusations that Fed policies are robbing savers and Seniors, “They may be retirees who are hoping to get part-time work in order to supplement their income.  They may be people who have children who are out of work and who are suffering because of that or grandchildren who are going to college and coming out of college and hope to be able to put their skills to work...When those people who worry about our policies, thinking about themselves as savers, taking into account the broader array of interests they have even though they may harm them in that respect are broadly beneficial to them as I believe they are to all Americans.”

JFK, at his inauguration in 1961 said, “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.”  Janet Yellen is almost certainly going to be the next Chair of the Federal Reserve, her comments about self-sacrifice, especially for savers and Seniors should sound an alarm that something terrible this way comes. 

 

 

forward to 2:08:30 to watch this must see segment most missed.

 

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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:39 | 4166845 ParkAveFlasher
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"Savers wear a lot of different hats so like, off with their heads, dude."  - San Francisco Janet

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:46 | 4166881 Squid-puppets a...
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yellen wears an ass-hat. Sorry, is an ass-hat

2 hours for someone to have the guts to raise economics 101

pathetic

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:57 | 4166930 TeamDepends
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She looks like "The Scream".

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:02 | 4166950 DaddyO
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And in other news it looks like Maria Bartiromo will be reporting on Mr. Yellen from Fox...

Drudge just posted it up on his site.

DaddyO

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:17 | 4167022 ZerOhead
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Short, female, educated (indoctrinated), and Jewish.

Criticize at your own peril...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:32 | 4167094 I am more equal...
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She looks like a long-haired Mr. Whipple but without the glasses.  She's not selling toilet paper, she's making it.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:23 | 4167276 dryam
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"Short, female, educated (indoctrinated), and Jewish.

Criticize at your own peril..."

I suspect she's also missing a chromosome, but that's beside the point.

But hey, that's the new formula: elect/appoint anyone who isn't a white straight male such that if anyone appropriately attacks their bad policies then they can claim the criticism is all about personal attacks on the individual.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:35 | 4167413 The Alarmist
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"Criticize at your own peril..."

Yeah, one of the liberal trifectas ... three guesses on what might have constituted a perfecta.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:08 | 4167755 JohnnyBriefcase
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I think it's illegal to be black AND jewish.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:22 | 4168266 Big Slick
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VIDEO: Toronto mayor Rob Ford attacking Janet Yellin.  Maybe this guy's not so bad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78_s2s9_wJE

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167341 AGuy
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"Short, female, educated (indoctrinated), and Jewish."

Short? Fact!

Jewish? Most likely

Educated? Doubtful

Female? Not Sure!

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:56 | 4167917 Raymond K Hessel
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That was a woman?  I was wondering why that old man was wearing jewelry.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:06 | 4166970 arkel
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I don't know, but to me she looks like she's been lobotomized in almost every photo I've seen of her.

I think she is legitimately dumb and believes the nonsense she spews. She is the perfect patsy to blame when this whole "economy" comes crashing down.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:15 | 4166991 akak
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If one could morph a photo of Ayn Rand in her later years as she sat down on a whoopee cushion, with that of a rabbit on the chopping block as the hatchet just began to pass through its neck, one would invariably come up with a picture that looks exactly like Janet Yellin.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:54 | 4167912 Raymond K Hessel
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Yellen is actually quite intelligent and even more dangerous.  

Underestimate her at your own peril.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:58 | 4167935 jon dough
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Y'all gotta stop pickin' on Yoda's mom...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:13 | 4168008 akak
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Make you barf she will!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:31 | 4168293 CrimsonAvenger
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When 900 years old you are, look as good, you will not.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:13 | 4166998 ZerOhead
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I thought it was a bobble-head doll at first... and YES... she believes in "The System".

We are soooo fucked.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:52 | 4167055 Ham-bone
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How the Fed's policy hasn't been simply termed "Trickle Down Economics - Part Deux" - I've no clue.

Still, I've no clue how ZH'ers haven't figured out that the Fed is only part of the problem.  Someone explain why foreigners are buying ever greater %'s of US Treasury debt while yields continue falling, falling...Foreigners now hold 2.5X's the Fed's balance sheet of Treasuries...but why would Russia, China, UK, Japan, EU nations, and on continue buying and holding T's of a currency they all "know" is going to fail??????????????????????????? 

Foreign owners of US T debt either think the Fed is going to taper and their bonds will be worth a whole lot less (unless held to maturity) or they think the Fed will continue w/ QE printing ever more money to pay back the money they are loaning the US???  Something entirely else seems more likely????

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167347 cro_maat
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They have been offered "Collateral" as back up to their USTs.

What collateral? If you live in the US, look around, resources abound.

Time to pay the piper.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:24 | 4168271 rayduh4life
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Yep!

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:28 | 4167383 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Imagine 5 lifeboats next to each other on the open ocean, all slowly sinking. There's only food enough for four which you've decided to share. Yours is filling with water; so you dip your bailer in the water in your boat and pour it into the other guy's boat, hoping he will sink faster than you do.

This macro-economics stuff is not that hard to figure out.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:21 | 4167042 fauxhammer
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Sugar Pump Fairy came and hit the Street...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:58 | 4167228 Iocosus
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Is she related to Frank Perdue?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:40 | 4167652 Nothing but the...
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Danny de Vito's old lady, in Throw momma from the train, comes to mind.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:43 | 4167660 auntiesocial
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I think she is bringin sexy back...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | 4167076 Son of Captain Nemo
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"Savers"????

No I believe she was talking about "Slavers" -Wasn't she?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:36 | 4167635 Nothing but the...
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I fail to visualize a person with a countenance like hers, being a sucess as Fed governor. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:41 | 4166862 Max Damage
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Another in a long list of Zionists

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:12 | 4166996 The Gooch
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Man. To think we have to look at that fucking mug until the whole shithouse goes up in flames.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | 4167071 max2205
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I trust no one from the NYC area....not one

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:41 | 4166863 Bay of Pigs
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Mr Yellen, if something harms you, how is it beneficial?

WTF?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:57 | 4166931 pods
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I bet the guy who got anal probed in NM wants to know as well.

pods

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:43 | 4166866 Max Damage
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And please stop showing the utterly digusting face. Its absolutely effing repulsive.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:55 | 4166918 akak
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Damn, I think the average Walmartian is even less repulsive than that .... thing.

I mean, really, what IS that?  An ass with a mop on top of it?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:16 | 4167020 john39
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jamie dimon in drag

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:50 | 4167195 KnightTakesKing
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Robert Reich in drag. Oh wait. Yellen is taller than Reich.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:59 | 4166932 DeadFred
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Be kind. You can't predict what a reptilian symbiont will do to the host body. Besides, do you think it would choose a pasty 5'0" host if it really had a choice?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:31 | 4167614 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Mr. Yellen looks far more respectable as a bearded Mr. Drysdale-style banker as seen in The Beverly Shillbillies.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:38 | 4167643 akak
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Mr. Yellin is definitely a parangong of monolizing the uglification means.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:26 | 4167804 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The insane quest for symetry keeps going. You have to love can kicking games to enjoy this one.

Justifying present action using a hypothetical is Chinese citizenish, to the very last tea bag.

You make predictions on a monolized reality and the observations validate no matter the what. Reality is harnessed to fit the prediction.

Quite a selective reading but hey, wonton confusion is another way to kick the can.

Once again, the progandizing progators are trapped within Chinese citizenism. They can't speak about what they say so they dress it up fruitfully.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:16 | 4168015 akak
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"wonton confusion"

ROR!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:01 | 4166945 Pairadimes
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She looks better since she shaved the beard off.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:14 | 4167005 akak
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And started wearing that K-Mart wig.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | 4167063 Cthonic
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Perfect for the part, of Sith Lord/Emperor.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:42 | 4167658 Ned Zeppelin
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How long a term do these knuckleheads serve? After a week it will be painful. Maybe that is the strategy. No one will want to talk to her.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:44 | 4166872 traditionalfunds
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Many of the 'savers' that got burned when Bernanke mentioned the taper finally had enough and moved into equities as evidenced by recent funds data. Imagine they will get whacked again shortly. Many hats & many losses. Thanks for that Janet.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:04 | 4167251 silverserfer
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Screw that! I'm doubling down till my last goddam breath. Its a matter of PRINCIPAL and MORALS.

I save real money and live in a world without bankers as much as I can. And, I always pay in cash for small businesses.  

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:44 | 4166873 Wm the Shrubber
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Just step right up and take on for the team!  The 1% team that is!  And the band plays on.....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:47 | 4166887 newdoobie
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Interpretation: "Medicine tastes bad cause it good for you. Eat it! Every last crumb!"

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:47 | 4166889 Uchtdorf
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So does the blond to the upper left of the good Senator agree or disagree with his bubble/sugar comments?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:53 | 4166897 ebworthen
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The FED is beneficial to a responsible American citizen in the way a tapeworm is.

Speaking of sacrifice Msrs. Yellen; I think the Aztecs perfected methods for your sacrifice.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:50 | 4166901 ArkansasAngie
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It isn't about you and I or the other savers or retires ... It all about them!!! It's about the banksters keeping their position in life

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:51 | 4166903 AL_SWEARENGEN
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Savers.  HA.  Your debt CURRENCY belongs to THEM.  THEY will decide what value THEIR CURRENCY will be.  Unjust weights and measures are THEIR gift to YOU and ME.  And by the way, there is no coin in a bitcoin.  More delusions of grandur.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:51 | 4166907 williambanzai7
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SANTA BEN

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:01 | 4166940 Rainman
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Thanx a lot... I be havin bad dreams tonite

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:37 | 4167637 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Now that's fucking scary, at least a 1.7 on the Yellen scale.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | 4167350 silverserfer
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"Its Quizno's subs, they are good to eat!

They got a pepper bar!"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 01:53 | 4168627 akak
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:54 | 4166921 Pareto
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And from that............Bitcoin going to $20,000.  Gold going to $0, and I own gold.  Thaaaaannnnnkssss Chairman Yellen.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:55 | 4166923 B.J. Worthy
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That blonde chick falling asleep behind the Senator as he's making these important remarks? That's America.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:57 | 4167930 Raymond K Hessel
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Funny faces and all.  I think these ass hats are putting interns behind certain Senators to make faces or appear to be so bored they're falling asleep.

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:56 | 4166926 Duke Dog
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A rule I've had for several years - never believe anyone who starts a sentence with "So,...." I only listened for a couple of minutes to Yellen - first time I've ever heard her speak - That is one Evil Cunt.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:42 | 4167433 lotsoffun
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and hillary comes next.  damn, i hate being an educated wealthy white male. can i pretend to be an illiterate, non-working ......

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:56 | 4166927 i_call_you_my_base
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It's not just savers, althought that is a big part of it. What they've done is gabe advantage to asset holders and handicapped asset acquirers. It's not just old people with bonds, it's young people pushing their money into the market or trying to buy their first home. Anyone who was holding assets wins, anyone who is acquiring assets loses, and loses big. This is what is so evil about the policy. You hose those with nothing to prop up those with everything. And then you tell the people who you are hosing that they are taking one for the team. Total assholes.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:56 | 4166929 alangreedspank
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Great, so ZIRP makes it easier for grandpa to get a job instead of staying in retirement and earning a bit on his savings. Wonderful.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:11 | 4166992 FMR Bankster
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Great structure. Grandpa and grandma get to keep working. Since they have their grandkids jobs the kids get to go to school and run up $70,000 student loan debt. That way they get to be debt slaves for life. If they are lucky enough to get a job they can keep it till they are 85. Good thing the grandkids are not being ripped off by Obamacare and having their insurance premiums doubled or they might catch on to this scam.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:58 | 4166934 Bazza McKenzie
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Very generous of Yellen to volunteer middle class savers to take the pain for the good of the government and the 1%.  Naturally it never occurred to her that the 1%, who are very well represented in the middle and upper tiers of the very banks she is supposed to be regulating, might be even more worthy targets to surrender wealth for the good of the country.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:58 | 4167936 Raymond K Hessel
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Because you're a Marxist? Like Obama.  Pitch forks and fat cats?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:58 | 4166936 alangreedspank
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Is it me or Yellen has this kind of "dur dur" slur ? She sounds like this very gullible and easily emotionally manipulated grandma.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:59 | 4166939 dcohen
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I thought the same, but not sure whether it is sheep's clothing.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | 4166958 alangreedspank
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Maybe. But perhaps she was veted as such and is just another puppet on the chess board. People who would clean the clocks of WS would look like Volcker did: a 6'7" kingpin smoking a cigar in Congressional hearings.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:00 | 4167232 jtlien
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Yea, She's Mike Myers mother-in-law.  Thinks Barbra's voice is like Butta...

But she may be a little Verckempt.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 17:58 | 4166937 dcohen
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Not sure, but would Jefferson turn in his grave if he knew that the US is now defacto run by Mr Yellen?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:02 | 4166951 NOTaREALmerican
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Well,  life isn't fair in a survival of the fittest society.

There are winners and losers.  I guess the losers are just gonna have to suck-it-up and try harder.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:03 | 4166955 cougar_w
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“They may be retirees who are hoping to get part-time work in order to supplement their income."

They need that part-time job due to the Fed crushing interest rates. So the Fed sensing a duty to create jobs for starving retirees is pretty much Marie Antoinette advocating that the starving peasants should eat cake.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:04 | 4166961 Tenshin Headache
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I really hate to see someone that deluded. Especially as Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:05 | 4168705 saveandsound
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Actually I voted upwards for your avatar's picture, although there is some beauty in your remark too.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:05 | 4166965 Phat Stax
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So condescending... "the little person trying to put a buck away."  These are all multi-millionaires and they see themselves as so noble.

She is fidgity and nervous and awkward.  Will she inspire continued confidence?  Doubtful.  When the public's confidence goes... watch out.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:06 | 4166973 overmedicatedun...
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bigger bonus on wall street will rise all boats, so moar is better for all even the evil savers who see it as robbery.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:13 | 4166975 Ham-bone
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Fed destroyed our democratic republic - Took away congress' need to debate taxation vs. spending.  Always going to get tough on unsustainable policies...tomorrow... or the day after tomorrow... you know, once the economy hits full speed', escape velocity, back to "normal" like '00, '07!?!

Now, Congress knows no need to compromise as ultimately taxes will continue going down and spending up.  No republic can survive this self destructive policy.

Yellen, Bernanke, Greenspan speak is utter circular garbage...all leading to more action required of the Fed because it could never be the Fed that created the problems they are now determined to "fix".

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:14 | 4167007 NOTaREALmerican
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Re: Took away congress' need to debate taxation vs. spending. 

Quite brilliant actually.    The same thing is happening in Europe as the voters vote to consolidate more power with Brussels.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:39 | 4168323 rayduh4life
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I'd like to see The "Honorable" John Corzine get appointed so we can end this shit quickly.  Time to start a new approach

Rehypothicate The Fed!

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:08 | 4166979 kchrisc
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She said, and I quote, "I, we, are going to keep milking this cow dry and sending the proceeds to 'tribe' base until it's dead. I,we, will then 'return.'

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:08 | 4166980 0b1knob
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"Ask not what cunt chairsatan can do for you, ask what you can do for cunt chairsatan." Virgin Kennedy

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:19 | 4167035 akak
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Asking what we can do for the ChairSatan is irrelevant, when they can demand and take and force us at will.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:08 | 4166983 Atomizer
Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:10 | 4166988 buzzsaw99
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i'm gonna have to stop coming here if you keep putting that face on the front page :not kidding one bit:

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:22 | 4167048 Atomizer
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Bwahahahaha. Collective mommy will stroke your buzz saw by telling you the next illusional gander.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | 4167289 FredFlintstone
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I hate it when WmBz7 makes her beard thicker too.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:28 | 4167800 HardlyZero
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Maybe a Star Trek theme for QEeen Yellen or an aged white haired "flo" from Progressive Insurance ?  Solid bright color backgrounds bring out all the details.  Ahh yes, the salt monster in "The Man Trap".  Anyway its going to be double-trouble with Clinton-Yellen, /a dynamic duo !

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:14 | 4167013 moneybots
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“I agree and I understand that savers are hurt by this policy (ZIRP, emphasis mine)… it is important to recognize that savers wear a lot of different hats, they play many different roles in the economy.”  

 

Those different hats, such as the retiree or the person who lost their job.  ZIRP isn't helping them get a job.  FED policy is keeping the economy bogged down in debt, keeping real unemployment high.

In other words, Yellen is lying through the teeth.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:18 | 4167028 bozzy
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Yellen is a lying piece of shit. She knows damn well that retirees and savers will be steadily dying out with their savings and retirements destroyed. She like her cowardly Wall street cocksucking predecessor Bernanke, has less spine than an amoeba. They have brought a generation low, across the west, not just in the USA.

Crane the banksters.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:18 | 4167030 bozzy
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Yellen is a lying piece of shit. She knows damn well that retirees and savers will be steadily dying out with their savings and retirements destroyed. She like her cowardly Wall street cocksucking predecessor Bernanke, has less spine than an amoeba. They have brought a generation low, across the west, not just in the USA.

Crane the banksters.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:19 | 4167034 ComputerNerd
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IT's the pills bury dough girl.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:22 | 4167043 akak
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"Nothin' says Fed lovin' like a peon in the inflationary ZIRP oven!"

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:14 | 4167311 Son of Captain Nemo
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You made the perfect visual.

If someone will just keep poking her in the belly to make her laugh will she go away?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:31 | 4167095 Gold N Glocks
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She looks like a possum.

 

Someone needs to take a shovel to her head.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:14 | 4167308 yogibear
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"Someone needs to take a shovel to her head."

Someone already did.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:18 | 4167323 Cui Bono
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Please please please Billy7 please put her face on the Goblin king.......

please!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:19 | 4167325 Cui Bono
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unpleasing dup

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:29 | 4167813 IndyPat
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If Newt Gingrich had a mongoloid hippy older sister they kept locked in the basement....you'd pretty much have what we see here.

Piss poor protoplasm. Give us a break...shave her ass and make her walk backwards.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:34 | 4167109 Son of Captain Nemo
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... "it is important to recognize that savers wear a lot of different hats, they play many different roles in the economy.” ...

Ahhhhhhh!

Soylent Green is made of people!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | 4167132 Elliptico
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You've got to be cruel to be kind....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:41 | 4167145 buzzardsluck
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Who the fuck decides that its 'honorable'?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:05 | 4167255 monad
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Consigliere Clinton

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:48 | 4167190 blindman
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the cia and now homeland security work for the federal reserve bank.
no?
here a name almost no one speaks,
mary meyer. (apparently she dropped acid and smoked the ganja with j.f.k.
but was conveniently whacked by the cia for her ubiquitous and sundry "intelligence" intimacies.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord_Meyer
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Pinchot_Meyer
Mary Eno Pinchot Meyer (October 14, 1920 – October 12, 1964) was an American socialite, painter, former wife of Central Intelligence Agency official Cord Meyer and intimate friend of United States president John F. Kennedy, who was often noted for her desirable physique and social skills.[2]Meyer's murder, two days before her 44th birthday, in the Georgetown neighborhood of Washington, D.C., during the fall of 1964 would later stir speculation relating to Kennedy's presidency and assassination.[3] In her 1998 biography, Nina Burleigh wrote, "Mary Meyer was an enigmatic woman in life, and in death her real personality lurks just out of view."[4]
.
http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor5
Gary Null - The Natural Living Show
Monday November 18 12:00pm
.
book promo and interview start around minute 10 due to technical
difficulties.
.
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2013/11/john-law-and-mississipp...
18 NOVEMBER 2013

John Law and the Mississippi Bubble
.
anyway ....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:55 | 4167220 ILikeBoats
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Think of the most weasel-y, slimy way you could undercut and destroy good people using monetary policy.  That is what Yellen will do.  Martin Luther and General Grant, among others, warned us.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:01 | 4167234 mobydick
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Oh dear. When I called in at his office I thought he was such a nice man. Oh dear.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:04 | 4167253 Downtoolong
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JFK, “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.” 

Yellen, “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for Wall Street.” 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:05 | 4167262 A82EBA
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Manchin says help us please cause we're addicted to borrow & spend..pathetic

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:07 | 4167268 blindman
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the "money" creation, liquidity, mechanism in this
slaved up system consisted of consumer and producer loans at interest,
it failed long ago as a "money" system. now the fed has
embraced the naked stealing and printing original mechanism,
exposing the rotten heart of the matter.
.
housing as the asset of choice for credit and "money"
creation has failed due to it's criminal core and the
exploitation of that numb-scullery scam.
.
the fed is stealing the value in front of our blind eyes !

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:08 | 4167280 Offthebeach
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Savers?
Is that even leagal anymore?
When I was a kid in the'60s I had a passport savings account in a "Savings Bank". All the old folks said it was a good thing.
But the savings bank got swallowed up.
Then there were Savings and Loans Bank, but they went bust in the first housing bubble non bubble that don't happen in the Peoples Federal Reserve Republic. ( And, Juan McCain.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:12 | 4167303 yogibear
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Yellen looks scary. Halloween is over.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:14 | 4167312 BeerMe
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Beneficial?  To whom besides the 1%?  People are earning next to nothing on savings.  Inflation is eating away at what little there is to spend.  Since 1913 the slow bleed of the American people has been on...Today, the complete gutting continues.

Now...  How dumb is this self-sacrifice bullshit?  Strong savings is the backbone of a strong economy.  It allows people to make big ticket purchases.  Right now either people are putting it off or going into more debt.  An economy built on a house of cards doesn't help anyone.

The JFK quote threw me for a loop.  Sort of written like Yellen used it.  That would be completely absurd considering JFK was trying to dismantle the Fed before his assasination.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:22 | 4168051 DosZap
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The JFK quote threw me for a loop.  Sort of written like Yellen used it.  That would be completely absurd considering JFK was trying to dismantle the Fed before his assasination.

 

BINGO baby, last good American POTUS, and the only Dem I ever respected in the office.(damn sure no saint, WHO is) BUT HE saw what was being done, and he started to change the currency, and then he was DEAD.Since him, it's been totally 100% downhill.Anyone who was alive and old enough to remember him, and that day, should definitely see the movie PARKLAND,it's a tough movie to watch.I remember where I was, and what I was doing at the hour it was relayed that he had been shot.And even worse all the time since.

I really feel for so many here that have NO clue,grasp of the  true rights we used to have in this nation, we have truly fallen into the abyss.It is enough to make you want to scream,there is no future for many here,only destruction,and it breaks my heart.

God help us, because no one else can.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:35 | 4168104 akak
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DosZap, I have to smile to myself whenever I read this recent urban myth about JFK "taking on the Fed", as NOTHING could be further from the truth.

This fantasy about JFK, of fairly recent origin, is based, from all that I can tell, from a gross misunderstanding and misinterpretation of a handful of fairly routine executive orders authorizing the continued printing of silver certificates and US notes that were signed by JFK, as required by the laws of the time --- and which were, incidentally, ALSO signed by his predecessors.

If you look into this matter further, you will find that there is simply no "there" there, and that JFK, far from "trying to dismantle the Fed", in fact differed in NO WAY, at least in his actions as president touching on monetary policy, from any of the presidents before him.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 02:58 | 4168695 AE911Truth
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I disagree. No other president withdrew thousands of tons of gold from the Global Collateral Accounts to back new U S Treasury gold backed Dollars.

Ten days before President Kennedy was shot, he was in Indonesia withdrawing Gold from the global collateral account to issue debt free gold backed U S Dollars. The Owners of the Federal Reserve do not want the world to use debt free money. Why?

Look at the evidence of the Green Hilton Agreement found appended to the first file named: Cease & Desist Order to UBS-BIS + Evidence.

http://www.scribd.com/Free_Nations/documents?page=1#

These people killed Lincoln for the same reason.

1862 President Lincoln began the printing of $450,000,000 worth of new bills. These bills were printed in green ink on the reverse side, in order to distinguish them from other bills in circulation, and were called, "Greenbacks." These were printed at no interest to the Federal Government and were used to pay the troops and purchase their supplies. President Lincoln would be the last President to issue debt free United States notes, and on this subject he stated,

"The Government should create, issue and circulate all the currency and credit needed to satisfy the spending power of the Government and the buying power of consumers. The privilege of creating and issuing money is not only the supreme prerogative of Government, but it is in the Government's greatest creative opportunity. By the adoption of these principles...the taxpayers will be saved immense sums of interest. Money will cease to be master and become the servant of humanity."

In response to this statement, The Times of London publishes a propaganda piece obviously put out by the bankers, containing the following statement,

"If that mischievous financial policy, which had its origin in the North American Republic, should become indurated down to a fixture, then that government will furnish its own money without cost. It will pay off debts and be without a debt. It will have all the money necessary to carry on its commerce.

It will become prosperous beyond precedent in the history of civilized governments of the world. The brains and the wealth of all countries will go to North America. That government must be destroyed or it will destroy every monarchy on the globe."

" Source: The Flaming Sword, Vol. XII September 2, 1898

What this means is that our $250T debt would not exist today if congress had not passed the Federal Reserve Act in 1913, and we as a country would collectively be $250T richer - more than $1M per taxpayer richer.

We The People tell congress the US Constitution does not give congress authority to delegate to the Fed or anyone else, the power to create our money. We declare the Fed's powers unconstitutional retroactively and recoup the illegally paid interest.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167342 A82EBA
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If I had put 5% of my earnings over the last 30 yrs into gold I wouldn't give a rats ass what the bankers did

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167348 Radical Marijuana
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"Get the economy back to normal."

Since impossible ideals actually make the opposite happen in the real world, Yellin's goal to "get the economy back to normal" is a concentrated statement of immaculate hypocrisy, to justify continuing to drive the economy to become as abnormal as it could possibly become!

The "new normal" notion does not fit the definition of the word "normal," but rather is stated scarastically, by those who have macabre sense of humour. 2007 was the LAST "normal year." "We are NEVER going back to normal again, within the lifetime of any one alive today.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:26 | 4167368 Jugdish
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I'd bang that slut in the background.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:33 | 4167407 Kina
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self-sacrifice, especially for savers and Seniors

 

  • That of course means savers are going to get a hair cut aka Greece.

 

People are warned....go find somewhere to put your savings.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:44 | 4167439 1000924014093
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Translation: "Yes, you are getting screwed, but it's good for you. Somehow"

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:38 | 4167444 RaceToTheBottom
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The underlying thought process of EVERY ACADEMIC is can I make it in the real world?  Hence the statement "Those that can't do, teach".

So for an academic person in a fake science like economics to get the opportunity to be looked up to by titans of WS, they crumble and do whatever WS wants in gratitude....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:45 | 4167448 blindman
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at 2:12 ...
" i don't see it as an asset bubble ...' j.y.
no, it is the beneficiaries of q.e. becoming
high end flippers of r.e. and rent seekers at
the expense of the underclasses and taxpayers
as a systemic manifestation of the fraud and graft
of a system designed by monopolists and pre fascist
fascists.
anyway ....
.
.." back to normal." j.y.
what a dolt.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:57 | 4167490 mobydick
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Oh dear. When I called in at his office I thought he was such a nice young man. Oh dear.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:01 | 4167502 mobydick
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I got wiped out by the GFC. Now I'm expected to take another one for the 'A' team. If I ever get a chance I'm going to shoot the whole bloody lot of them.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:10 | 4167542 Occident Mortal
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Why is a soccer ball the Chair of the Federal Reserve?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:10 | 4167544 Village Smithy
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We came to the point long ago where "your country" really means "your Wall Street Crony Capitalist"

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:17 | 4167566 Kreditanstalt
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They don't KNOW this stuff????

Johanns minces words.  Just say it outright: "Your policy of printing money and distributing it to banks is beggarizing the common people and destroying the value of money."

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:17 | 4167569 BullyBearish
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I thought I recognized Janet Yellen...wasn't she one of Jack Rubenstein's girls from the 60's?

http://www.legendaryauctions.com/LotDetail.aspx?inventoryid=96477

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:24 | 4167591 franciscopendergrass
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did she just give a giant fuck you to savers?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:26 | 4167598 RMolineaux
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This an interesting acknowledgement on the part of Yellen.  Fed policy is strictly short term and Yellen is not offering anything different.  Simple return to excess consumption is not going to hack it.  Saving is being actively discouraged.  The result will be absence of private capital investment.  Are we so capital saturated that we cannot put new investment to good use?   Clearly not, as mountains of new investment are needed to maintain current plant and infrastructure, as well as develop new, clean energy sources.  In addition, the zero interest rate policy is aggravating unemployment by old folks continuing to work, occupying their current jobs and denying them to younger workers.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:28 | 4167606 blindman
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what a show ! no one here or there knows what money is.
they know what it can do for themselves but refuse to look at
it for what it is or is not; that is why they hold their
positions and functions. expect the worst from such
a system with these particular implicit motivations and
dynamics, by design a meat grinder and exploitation
circus as we see it predicated on imposed death, stealing and
lying as the enlightened means of survival and prosperity.
aka .... the normal,
normalized, "the senate" in league with the finance.
.
anyway poems *t

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:30 | 4167611 WTFUD
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Janet's new nickname ' Old Radio Face '.
(am trying my hardest not to be childish but a big Butt, that ' coupon,boat,mug face... becomes more hideous the more I see it.
Bernanke is no looker and the dwarf, dribbler GreenspaM resembles woody allen's severely retarded uncle , however , someone please tell me if that's a Halloween mask she was wearing when she was engulfed in a house fire and the plastic surgeon was on crack.
How can an individual out make-up Danny DeVito's Penguin and look more convincing?

Hear she has butt cheeks you could park a Harley between and i'd prefer she taught it to speak.

Other than the above i'd like to wish her all the best in her new position as chairpenguin and may she prove as successful as her predecessors in fisting us up the arse.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:33 | 4167622 Watts_D_Matter
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Someone should tell this asshat that the toothpaste is out of the tube, and it cant be put back in....we are all fucked!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:59 | 4167720 drunkenlout
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Who is the mush-mouthed dick head nominating her in the intro?  And, please trolls, don't tell me that is a person actually elected to Clowngress.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 22:20 | 4168039 blindman
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when all that is heard
is just a version of
a long good bye,
there we say good bye.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:26 | 4168477 dunce
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Two hours of fore play with Janet Yellen to get to the good part is just too much.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 01:03 | 4168556 holdbuysell
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Did anyone catch her saying that she 'hopes' this policy will bring the economy back to normal?

See 2:15:00.

WTF.

The Fed's strategy is really all about hope.

These guys are running open loop with no clue.

Put a fork in this one. It's done.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 03:11 | 4168717 AngelEyes00
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Welcome to the Yellen Hotel California.  You can get burned by this economy when the asset bubbles burst, but you cannot leave.

She looks like a ghost with a wig on in that photo.  Maybe they conjured her up because a zombie just does what it's told?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 04:01 | 4168755 are we there yet
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The honorable Yellin isn't honorable (if she is appointed by a corrupt system),

the Federal reserve is not federal and has no real reserve,

the patriot act is not patriotic,

the list of double speak is endless.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:30 | 4168882 Moe Howard
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Yes, exactly. If they aren't lying, they aren't saying anything at all. Affordable Care Act, making care unaffordable. We could go on forever.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 04:46 | 4168783 Jabotinsky_USA
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And the senator asking questions is ... a REPUBLICAN.  So much for all the ass hats around ZH who keep claiming that both parties are the same.  Stop making excuses and VOTE.  You'll find a lot of local tax BS on ballots which also more reasons to VOTE.  There are a lot of Republicans worth voting for: anti-Bernake Gov. Perry is one of them.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 05:49 | 4168819 kurt
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Yellen's delivery is exausting, cadence, breathlessness, harsh consonants sounding like a sleep inducing math teacher, makes you want to give up, surrender or, at best, ignore, hopeless. Same as Greenspan, Bernanke, unfathomable. She sounds like an a teenager complaining to mom that she doesn't have any nice blouses and Suzy in home economics always has better stuff, and why can't I ever get stuff like that and, um, I'm out of underarm deoderant, can I have a bunny? 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 06:59 | 4168858 LaurentDeLyon
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top post !

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:28 | 4168880 Moe Howard
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She should be in prison. She is a sociopath and a criminal, stealing from the middle class and giving to her masters. Nothing more than a bunco artist and bagman.

 

 

"The more you know, the more you want a revolution"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:22 | 4169292 Redhotfill
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As Francis Sawyer would say she looks like a Kraut Joo

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