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Maria Bartiromo Departing CNBC For Fox Business

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Farewell Mareeaah. The Money Honey who epitomized CNBC in its high flying (pardon the pun) years when it was actually a source of useful information, has just marked the nadir of the TV station which in the past five years rebranded itself stock market propaganda central, and whose viewership plunged appropriately to a 20 year low as we recently reported.  As Drudge reports, Bartiromo whose contact is up, is moving to Fox Business.

From Drudge:

DRUDGE has learned that Maria Bartiromo is jumping to FOX BUSINESS NETWORK with an announcement expected sometime soon. Sources close to the situation say there have been ongoing conversations throughout the Fall. The new deal calls for Bartiromo to anchor a daily market hours program on FOX BUSINESS. Insiders say there will be a role on FOXNEWS as well... DEVELOPING...

To be sure, this is hardly a surprise. News of her imminent contract expiration came a few months ago...

CNBC’s No. 1 star, Maria “Money Honey” Bartiromo, with her hefty five-year contract set to expire late this year, is in play and is shopping herself around to rival networks, sources familiar with the situation tell The Post.

 

Bartiromo, 45, whose hustle and knack for landing exclusive interviews with newsmakers hasn’t been able to stem the steady decline in ratings for CNBC overall and her show in particular, is taking advantage of an open “negotiating window” and has talked to Fox Business Network and CNN, among others, sources said.

 

The business TV dynamo reached out and hired mega-talent agency CAA earlier this year. She is working with the agency’s boss, Richard Lovett, considered one of the top TV and Hollywood agents, and Olivia Metzger, a former CNBC talent scout, who heads CAA’s Big Apple office.

 

The Brooklyn-born Bartiromo famously was the first woman to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. She has been with CNBC since 1993 and is said to earn between $2 million and $3 million a year.

 

A spokeswoman for FBN said: “There are no serious discussions going on.” CNN had no comment. A spokesman for CNBC said: “She is under contract with CNBC.”

 

Reached Friday as she was flying back from Lake Tahoe, where she reported from the American Century Celebrity Golf Tournament, Bartiromo, in an email, told The Post: “I don’t have any comment on anything right now.”

 

The intrepid brunette referred further questions to CAA.

... And it appears CNBC decided not to renew. As for FBN, the discussions appear to have been serious.

Our only question: is that other symbol of the old school CNBC, Joe Kernen, set to follow her through the exit door?

 

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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | 4167051 Meat Hammer
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I'm speechless.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:33 | 4167102 Xibalba
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What credibility could she possibly have left.  We used to call girls like that 'Homie Hoppers' or better yet 'Sloppy Seconds'

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | 4167108 FL_Conservative
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Ugghhh!  How about someone with actual insight for a change.    

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | 4167124 dryam
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Odd, washed up old hag on Fox. That's not their style.

Harsh, but true.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:42 | 4167147 Chuck Norris
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Do the curtains match the drapes?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:43 | 4167153 Xibalba
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Ask Citi

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | 4167170 fonzannoon
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Ask the city.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167344 The Alarmist
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I was scanning very quickly and I thought for a moment that I had read that CNBC viewership had declined to 20.

Maybe Bartiromo and Cavuto can reprise Hannity and Colmes.  I think Fox would do better going out and searching for the long lost, long legged Lauren Lyster.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:28 | 4167380 DaddyO
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Ooolala, LL shivers the DaddyO's timbers...

DaddyO

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:31 | 4167400 boogerbently
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They're going for ratings.

If they wanted credibility they'd have stolen Santelli.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:46 | 4167452 The Alarmist
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Nah, if they wanted ratings they still should have gone with Rick "Father of the Tea Party" Santelli ... better fit with their demographics all around.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:51 | 4167468 OutLookingIn
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Nothing but an empty talking head.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:58 | 4167493 anolmec
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Lauren Lyster @LaurenLyster

Starting next week, you can see me as a co-host of the @YahooFinance! Very excited to join the team!!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:14 | 4167558 The Alarmist
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Hate to say it, but Yahoo Finance is at best a tie with RT and a step down from CNBC ... she may as well be in Siberia.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:17 | 4167782 Blano
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Yahoo sucks and you never get to see her glorious legs on there.  'Nuf said.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:30 | 4167393 fonestar
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It must be heart breaking for all the fake libertarians to watch their ultimate Benny-pumping honey walking on out the door.

My condolences.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:48 | 4168359 prains
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you must cut yourself?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:32 | 4168884 Headbanger
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Lauren Lyster voted one of the most sexy women on earth!

http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/who-is-the-sexiest-woman-on-earth-...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | 4167173 FL_Conservative
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dryam, I used to say that Fox had all the best looking females on their shows, but this will certainly bring down the average.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:49 | 4167191 dryam
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If she has a penis do you still include her in the calculations?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | 4167286 SilverIsKing
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What does he mean by females?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:04 | 4167516 knukles
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Ask Reggie and his bud

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:40 | 4167653 Phat Stax
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Hell no.  Good one though...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | 4167351 Dixie Rect
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meh. Foxx will buy her some fun bags, she'll start showing some cleave, no one will care....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:51 | 4167472 KrugerrandFan
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I'd do her :-)

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:41 | 4167657 Phat Stax
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Didn't some dude do her in a private jet?  Pretty sure...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:53 | 4167901 aVileRat
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More than one guy did her on the citi jet to Doha & Davos on more than one season.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | 4167125 NotApplicable
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I can't imagine why anyone would want to hire her.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:50 | 4167196 CClarity
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Agree!  I think she is horrid to listen to, terribly biased, and rarely offers relevent points (which would be okay if she actually reported information rather than dealing in her slant).  All these qualities are perfect for Fox. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | 4167206 EscapeKey
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She's really, really good at towing the line.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | 4167354 The Alarmist
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I've always wondered if that is "toeing the line" or "towing the line."  Either way, she spouts the party line.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:35 | 4167419 DavidC
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It's toeing the line.

DavidC

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:45 | 4167670 in4mayshun
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As in your "toes" near the line...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:37 | 4167836 jon dough
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Right...

 

She may not "tow" the line but she really knows how to pull a train...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:20 | 4167578 johngaltfla
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I can't imagine why anyone would want to hire her.

 

Per a certain oracle of BFE, she swallows.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:47 | 4167675 in4mayshun
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Hey John,
We're gonna have to work something out....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:16 | 4167779 myshadow
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she's dumb enough for fox.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:17 | 4167780 myshadow
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she's dumb enough for fox.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:33 | 4167625 Nothing but the...
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What a lucky break for CNBC.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | 4167119 Charles Nelson ...
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No, I'll be speechless when she makes a pass at that queen Stu Varney and then realizes on air she's a washed up, saggy tit, old nobody.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:32 | 4167403 max2205
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Fox has bigger chairs which might fit her gigantic ass

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:27 | 4167601 Rossalgondamer
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The smartest move would be PLAYBOY.

One well-negotiated contract (and airbrushed spread) and she could retire to Malta.

 

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:19 | 4167783 Blano
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The centerfold isn't wide enough.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:42 | 4167150 krispkritter
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She is too, but that's because she has a ball sack in her mouth and that's not a microphone she's stroking...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | 4167164 johnconnor
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she will keep sucking Jamie Diamond cock no matter where...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:10 | 4167291 Freddie
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TV and Hollywood is for mega retards who like being brainwashed and enjoy supporting Obama with their viewership.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:16 | 4167317 Winston Churchill
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Market top ???

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:19 | 4167574 johngaltfla
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The hell with Kernan. FBN needs to offer a Brinks truck to Santelli!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:47 | 4167677 Eireann go Brach
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She has had so much work done recently under the knife, she could barely speak properly and looks like Nancy Pelosi's twin. The nail in the coffin was when CNBC executives caught her tucking her tits into her shoes!

Time for a new younger cunt!

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | 4167052 fonzannoon
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Bartiroma leaves shit for poop. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:26 | 4167057 Meat Hammer
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That's it.  I couldn't even find the words.  This is kind of like her choosing a new event in the special olympics.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | 4167080 failure to perform
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+1 for awesomeness.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | 4167106 fonzannoon
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How long before her blond replacement has to have the waldrobe malfunction for the sake of ratings?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | 4167118 Ham-bone
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Only fair of Maria to spread her economic and financial retardation with as much of 'Merica as possible!!!

The new term "Presstitutes" fits her so well...she is so bought and paid for...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | 4167200 NoDebt
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Fonz, I think Mark Haines was the only one who got out of that place with his cred in tact.  And he had to die to do it.

I would actually pay real fiat money (not a lot, but some) to have that grumpy bastard back again.  Joe tries sometimes, but he's obviously a light-weight and it's annoying to listen to him constantly talk over everyone.

Bring on the hot blonde, I guess.  Dress cut low enough I can at least see a little areola, or at least easily imagine I can.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:03 | 4167246 fonzannoon
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I'm with you nodebt. But Haines lost me when he made fun of Schiff. He just seemes a bit old and grumpy. But my god what a pile of fascism promoting shit they have devolved into.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:12 | 4167301 Freddie
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What do you guys expect? TV and Hollywood aka Operation Mockingbird is designed to brainwash the idiots who watch. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:13 | 4167305 fonzannoon
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That damn Alec Baldwin!!!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:59 | 4167496 Silver Bully
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'That damn Alec Baldwin!!!'

I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
I had a terrific plan — I thought it would work
Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree…

You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stallin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin’

Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
Your garbage needs some haulin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure — I’m afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin’…

 

 

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:07 | 4168430 WillyGroper
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More cowbell Chuck, ah, ah, I mean Freddie.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | 4167126 resurger
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They told her to niptuck but she didnt fucking listen.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:54 | 4167796 pauhana
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I thought she'd end up at Al Jezeera.  Shit, they'll hire anyone.  And they aren't into business news - yet.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:45 | 4168982 Uncle Remus
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Propaganda IS the business. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:20 | 4167788 Blano
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Brutally funny MH.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:00 | 4167161 krispkritter
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From the lyin' pan into the liar(s den).  She'll fit right in.  When's Cramer jumping shit, er, ship?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:12 | 4168235 aVileRat
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Remember that commercial for the slow clap ?

 

Yeah, you earned it fonz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | 4167053 Bodhi
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What is there like 14 people watching Fox Business?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | 4167116 I am more equal...
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She is about to increase the volume and size of the male audience. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:19 | 4167331 Freddie
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Anyone know the viewership of CNBC versus FBN?  Tylers posted a story abdout CNBC a week or so ago.  It was really low like 30,000 viewership.   We are in a huge FIAT induced faux bull market and no one is watching.

I approve because Ob-TV and Ob-Hollywood are total shit for the regime.  F em all.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | 4167056 Stoploss
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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | 4167178 krispkritter
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You mean  (.) (.)

                  V

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:28 | 4167379 SilverIsKing
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There's help for that deformity.  

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:12 | 4168238 myshadow
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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:48 | 4168990 Uncle Remus
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Kinkeehhh

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | 4167059 0b1knob
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< Rats leaving the sinking ship.

< Women and children first.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:41 | 4167142 rbg81
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I'm waiting for Rick Santelli to leave.  If he stays, one day his head may just explode when he's arguing with Steve the Liar.  Excuse, me.... Steve Liesman.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:35 | 4167416 FormerTurbineGuy
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"I'm waiting for Rick Santelli to leave" Yes you are reading my mind!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:26 | 4167061 arkel
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ZH: Title says "Mario Bartiromo"

or was that done on purpose? Not sure...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | 4167070 dick cheneys ghost
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thats his name right??

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:30 | 4167088 resurger
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lol

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:03 | 4167248 Flakmeister
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You have to use the right inflection, it's pronounced Butt-aroma...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | 4167074 TeamDepends
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Sex change was in the contract.  These people are sick.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | 4167064 Rainman
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Will she wear a short skirt..? ..wait..I rescind the question . 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | 4167068 resurger
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She Jumped the sinking ship! good job PITCH!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:02 | 4167508 Ms. Erable
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She found one of her (in)famous 'buying opportunities'.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:22 | 4167794 Blano
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Maybe her marketability is off the lows of the day?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | 4167075 corporatewhore
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jump the shark!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167078 Running On Bing...
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Early Christmas Shopper! Bitchez!.

Will they pay for a little silicone injected into the ass?

Over.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167082 Yen Cross
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    I hope the door hits you on the ass, on the way out...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:04 | 4167252 Flakmeister
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It'll be hard to miss it...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167083 CheapBastard
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Fox has a Business Show?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167084 Bay of Pigs
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What will become of the BlowHorn now?

LOL.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167085 loveyajimbo
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Better if she replaced Hillaroid's gal pal Greta.  MSNBS is a joke... but who gets FBN?  Bill-O is melting down lately too... he is as goofy as Obunga himself.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:30 | 4167392 Freddie
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TV and Hollywood are a joke watched by idiots.  It is the regime's media. They still love O and defend him to the death.  The elites media storm troopers.

If you watch TV like a serf and are offended then tough s**t.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | 4167086 carbonmutant
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I guess Bloomberg wasn't bidding...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:31 | 4167090 Pig Circus
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Phuck, I watch Fox Business just for the ticker and the hottie babies. Now I got to look at this skank all day Phuck me. Maybe I'll just leave the TV off and save some money on electricity.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | 4167209 Running On Bing...
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Yea, need moar israel 'babes'! Wasserman-Shat beauties.

Over.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:33 | 4167101 Quinvarius
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Contract expires.  Gets shown the door.  She was compromised and ridiculous.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | 4167110 Scalaris
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Vomit

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | 4167120 remain calm
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I hope Kernen leaves too. He is the only one there that can think on his own two feet.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | 4167134 22winmag
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Wake me up when she is doing porn.

 

Until then, I don't want to hear about it...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:53 | 4168998 Uncle Remus
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Uuhhhh, what on the MSM isn't porn?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | 4167137 Son of Captain Nemo
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Well I always knew the Jew from the Land Down Under had a hankering for that 'Italian Thing'...

The China woman must have been a bit too aggressive and bad on the ol' ticker.  Think Maria was just the thing he need for his prostate -older but more experienced yet firm!

With that wonderful visual I bid you adieu!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:40 | 4167138 spinone
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she used to be hot, before she sold out and got fat.

http://dealbreaker.com/2010/08/maria-bartiromo-come-on-down/maria-bartiromo/

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:40 | 4167139 Professor Fate
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She'll have some "honey" competition at Fox.  The one thing they definitely know how to do is hire smart, great lookin' babes.  Good luck to the Money Honey at FOX.  And anything with NBC or CNN in it can suck my Tea Party dick.   And a special 'Kiss my Tea Party Ass" invitation goes out to Piers Morgan and the English / Pakistani half breed prick Martin Bashir.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:07 | 4167272 remain calm
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Maria will definitely not be top shelf at Fox. She will need to lose 40 pounds, get her tits picked up and get her lids done. Otherwise, she will be just a Cadilac amongst a bunch of Porches and Ferrari's

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:54 | 4169002 Uncle Remus
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High mileage at that.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:41 | 4167144 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Whore of the Republic!

What's the difference between the fat faced Italian fuck on Faux News and this rat faced cunt? NOTHING!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:43 | 4167154 Atomizer
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The money honey has experienced 500 Internal Server Error. Get in line bitch, ObamaCare bandwidth comes first.

 

Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this Money Honey jump from CNBS to Fox Business news situation.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | 4167156 Steverino
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Gonna be wierd watching her actually make sense..

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | 4167157 Steverino
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damn double post

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | 4167165 philosophers bone
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Kind of like the expansion franchise overpaying an old washed up veteran player with name recognition, but not much substance.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:11 | 4167550 Navymugsy
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Kinda' like the Mets and Willie Mays although Willie Mays had some worth.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | 4167168 Downtoolong
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The Brooklyn-born Bartiromo famously was the first woman to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

And the Nymex, where she once famously cited the price of oil per ounce.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:10 | 4167547 Navymugsy
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She tries to portray herself as a Manhattanite. I'm from Queens and I know better.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | 4167177 Yen Cross
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    CNBS should also take that little troglodite Simon Hobbs and put him on a raft back across the pond. (And throw Andrew Ross Sorkin on it with him)

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | 4167179 Osmium
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"with her hefty five-year contract set to expire late this year"

Her contract isn't the only thing that's hefty these days.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:48 | 4167185 Critical Path
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Polishing the brass on the titanic Maria.  Farewall though, ya old piece of shoe leather.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | 4167208 B2u
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I cannot believe that Fox Business would waste money on her....she should be hired at  The Weather Channel....her ratings  would go up.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:54 | 4167213 NOTaREALmerican
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Celebrities.   Merican love em.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:58 | 4167226 ebworthen
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Doesn't matter where Maria lands she'll always get hard nipples for Jamie Dimon and any drop in the spot price of Gold.

She's a true believer in the lies of the Ponzi market and the private bank for bankers and ball-and-chain about the neck of taxpayers otherwise known as the FED.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:01 | 4167240 alfred b.
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     Maybe cnbs pushing her out in an attempt to improve their dwindling ratings!!!

      (sarc, of course)

 

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:05 | 4167264 syntaxterror
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Bloomberg has the most useful coverage. Not to mention a deep stable of super hot asians.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:26 | 4167364 The Alarmist
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They're cute, but Trish is the all American girl next door.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:07 | 4167271 ThisIsBob
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News from the cesspool:  There's a new turd.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | 4167282 Atomizer
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Maybe Maria can join the ranks of Erin Burnett. Never mind, forgot you can’t have kids at post Menopause junctures. All kidding aside, good luck with Fox Business News jig.  Your uphill battle will be to find a cable service provider who features Fox Business News at a basic/bronze bundled package.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | 4167283 yogibear
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She can join Imus. She'll make him look intelligent.

Maria is more appropriate for Mancow.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:09 | 4167541 Navymugsy
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Imus should be offered a guest shot on The Walking Dead. He'd fit right in without makeup.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:13 | 4167299 Downtoolong
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The business TV dynamo reached out and hired mega-talent agency CAA

Gosh, do they all have one? I should probably ask my financial advisor which Hollywood Talent Agency represents him.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:14 | 4167307 surf0766
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How many more will leave the sinking communist/progressive ship?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:15 | 4167313 buzzsaw99
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fox business is toast

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:08 | 4167538 Navymugsy
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Fox business is a re-hash of all the folks who bailed from CNBC. Cavuto, the red headed broad, Melissa mid-west chick, etc, etc. Horrible cluged together crew of mouth pieces.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:30 | 4167610 autofixer
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I liked Melissa in "Little House on the Praire."

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:16 | 4167316 Balanced Integer
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FBN is my go-to for business news (I don't get Bloomberg). I think I'll check out her show once or twice, just to rubberneck the potential car crash coming up. If she is still carrying water for Citi and the like, I'll know to avoid her show like the plague.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:17 | 4167319 Aknownymouse
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I am surprised no one said it yet. CNBC: do you know where your money honey is?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:18 | 4167326 WTF2
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Maria who?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:18 | 4167327 stinkhammer
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fox long on fat arms

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | 4167343 RaceToTheBottom
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Her time in the spotlight is done.

She should face it

PS, Lake Tahoe golf?

I am a golfer, and love Lake Tahoe but that alone should indicate that she just wants to be in front of the camera.....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | 4167352 Oro
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Dose fox know of her connection to the Steinburgh's, Reliance National.?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:24 | 4167359 Living The Dream
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Would have rather had Santelli move over...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:25 | 4167366 texas sandman
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http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/11/18/cable-news-ratings-for-frida...

 

Here are the ratings for november 15, 2013, for the curious amongst us.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:34 | 4167411 WTFUD
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Got this theory that cnbc shills are paid to administer their crockoganda by the taxpayer, the background traders on the exchanges also. Not far fetched as jpm & the rest of the shit financial cabal appear more than most.
So if it's not sick enough to pout that garbage alone the taxpayer indirectly ( via bernanke ) is paying to be misinformed, just like joe public uk with a licence fee for the bbc.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:34 | 4167412 Zer0head
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she's going to the FOX NETWORK??? WTF

Maria, you really belong at the COUGAR NETWORK

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:55 | 4167469 El Hosel
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A cougar in the foxhouse.... with no comment on anything? Too good to be true.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:39 | 4167424 NoTTD
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And that is how you solve a problem like Maria.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:43 | 4167435 The Alarmist
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What would ZH be without a little conspiracy theory?  Now that Bartiromo, aged 46, is on tap, Fox Babe extraordinare Jamie Colby's bio has been wiped in a number of places to change her date of birth from 1960 to 1970, taking her from 52 to 42.  Her alma mater still shows her as a grad at age 22 in 1983, so TPTB have not fully wiped the record ... You would only want to do this if your B-list talent, at age 52 or 53, looks far younger than the A-list talent you are about to fork out millions to land.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:04 | 4167510 hairball48
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"...Fox Babe extraordinare..." Jamie Colby? Really? Did you forget your /sarc? She's very "book smart" but fucking clueless. Maybe a "babe" if you like those big ass Kim Kardashian types

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:22 | 4167582 The Alarmist
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Seriously, you like your leggy blondes to have a clue? She can read the prompter far better than TOTUS and she is easy on the eyes ... what else do you need?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:06 | 4167528 Navymugsy
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Jamie still has great legs.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:55 | 4167482 all-priced-in
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A perfect job opening for Bart Chilton.

/sarc/

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