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Maria Bartiromo Departing CNBC For Fox Business

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Farewell Mareeaah. The Money Honey who epitomized CNBC in its high flying (pardon the pun) years when it was actually a source of useful information, has just marked the nadir of the TV station which in the past five years rebranded itself stock market propaganda central, and whose viewership plunged appropriately to a 20 year low as we recently reported.  As Drudge reports, Bartiromo whose contact is up, is moving to Fox Business.

From Drudge:

DRUDGE has learned that Maria Bartiromo is jumping to FOX BUSINESS NETWORK with an announcement expected sometime soon. Sources close to the situation say there have been ongoing conversations throughout the Fall. The new deal calls for Bartiromo to anchor a daily market hours program on FOX BUSINESS. Insiders say there will be a role on FOXNEWS as well... DEVELOPING...

To be sure, this is hardly a surprise. News of her imminent contract expiration came a few months ago...

CNBC’s No. 1 star, Maria “Money Honey” Bartiromo, with her hefty five-year contract set to expire late this year, is in play and is shopping herself around to rival networks, sources familiar with the situation tell The Post.

 

Bartiromo, 45, whose hustle and knack for landing exclusive interviews with newsmakers hasn’t been able to stem the steady decline in ratings for CNBC overall and her show in particular, is taking advantage of an open “negotiating window” and has talked to Fox Business Network and CNN, among others, sources said.

 

The business TV dynamo reached out and hired mega-talent agency CAA earlier this year. She is working with the agency’s boss, Richard Lovett, considered one of the top TV and Hollywood agents, and Olivia Metzger, a former CNBC talent scout, who heads CAA’s Big Apple office.

 

The Brooklyn-born Bartiromo famously was the first woman to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange. She has been with CNBC since 1993 and is said to earn between $2 million and $3 million a year.

 

A spokeswoman for FBN said: “There are no serious discussions going on.” CNN had no comment. A spokesman for CNBC said: “She is under contract with CNBC.”

 

Reached Friday as she was flying back from Lake Tahoe, where she reported from the American Century Celebrity Golf Tournament, Bartiromo, in an email, told The Post: “I don’t have any comment on anything right now.”

 

The intrepid brunette referred further questions to CAA.

... And it appears CNBC decided not to renew. As for FBN, the discussions appear to have been serious.

Our only question: is that other symbol of the old school CNBC, Joe Kernen, set to follow her through the exit door?

 


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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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I'm speechless.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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What credibility could she possibly have left.  We used to call girls like that 'Homie Hoppers' or better yet 'Sloppy Seconds'

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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Ugghhh!  How about someone with actual insight for a change.    

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment dryam
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Odd, washed up old hag on Fox. That's not their style.

Harsh, but true.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:42 | Link to Comment Chuck Norris
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Do the curtains match the drapes?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Xibalba
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Ask Citi

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Ask the city.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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I was scanning very quickly and I thought for a moment that I had read that CNBC viewership had declined to 20.

Maybe Bartiromo and Cavuto can reprise Hannity and Colmes.  I think Fox would do better going out and searching for the long lost, long legged Lauren Lyster.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment DaddyO
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Ooolala, LL shivers the DaddyO's timbers...

DaddyO

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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They're going for ratings.

If they wanted credibility they'd have stolen Santelli.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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Nah, if they wanted ratings they still should have gone with Rick "Father of the Tea Party" Santelli ... better fit with their demographics all around.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:51 | Link to Comment OutLookingIn
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Nothing but an empty talking head.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:58 | Link to Comment anolmec
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Lauren Lyster @LaurenLyster

Starting next week, you can see me as a co-host of the @YahooFinance! Very excited to join the team!!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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Hate to say it, but Yahoo Finance is at best a tie with RT and a step down from CNBC ... she may as well be in Siberia.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:17 | Link to Comment Blano
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Yahoo sucks and you never get to see her glorious legs on there.  'Nuf said.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment fonestar
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It must be heart breaking for all the fake libertarians to watch their ultimate Benny-pumping honey walking on out the door.

My condolences.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:48 | Link to Comment prains
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you must cut yourself?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 07:32 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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Lauren Lyster voted one of the most sexy women on earth!

http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/who-is-the-sexiest-woman-on-earth-...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment FL_Conservative
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dryam, I used to say that Fox had all the best looking females on their shows, but this will certainly bring down the average.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment dryam
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If she has a penis do you still include her in the calculations?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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What does he mean by females?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment knukles
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Ask Reggie and his bud

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment Phat Stax
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Hell no.  Good one though...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Dixie Rect
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meh. Foxx will buy her some fun bags, she'll start showing some cleave, no one will care....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:51 | Link to Comment KrugerrandFan
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I'd do her :-)

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Phat Stax
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Didn't some dude do her in a private jet?  Pretty sure...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:53 | Link to Comment aVileRat
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More than one guy did her on the citi jet to Doha & Davos on more than one season.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I can't imagine why anyone would want to hire her.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:50 | Link to Comment CClarity
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Agree!  I think she is horrid to listen to, terribly biased, and rarely offers relevent points (which would be okay if she actually reported information rather than dealing in her slant).  All these qualities are perfect for Fox. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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She's really, really good at towing the line.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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I've always wondered if that is "toeing the line" or "towing the line."  Either way, she spouts the party line.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment DavidC
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It's toeing the line.

DavidC

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:45 | Link to Comment in4mayshun
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As in your "toes" near the line...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:37 | Link to Comment jon dough
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Right...

 

She may not "tow" the line but she really knows how to pull a train...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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I can't imagine why anyone would want to hire her.

 

Per a certain oracle of BFE, she swallows.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:47 | Link to Comment in4mayshun
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Hey John,
We're gonna have to work something out....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:16 | Link to Comment myshadow
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she's dumb enough for fox.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:17 | Link to Comment myshadow
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she's dumb enough for fox.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:33 | Link to Comment Nothing but the...
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What a lucky break for CNBC.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | Link to Comment Charles Nelson ...
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No, I'll be speechless when she makes a pass at that queen Stu Varney and then realizes on air she's a washed up, saggy tit, old nobody.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment max2205
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Fox has bigger chairs which might fit her gigantic ass

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:27 | Link to Comment Rossalgondamer
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The smartest move would be PLAYBOY.

One well-negotiated contract (and airbrushed spread) and she could retire to Malta.

 

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:19 | Link to Comment Blano
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The centerfold isn't wide enough.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:42 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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She is too, but that's because she has a ball sack in her mouth and that's not a microphone she's stroking...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment johnconnor
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she will keep sucking Jamie Diamond cock no matter where...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Freddie
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TV and Hollywood is for mega retards who like being brainwashed and enjoy supporting Obama with their viewership.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Market top ???

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:19 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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The hell with Kernan. FBN needs to offer a Brinks truck to Santelli!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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She has had so much work done recently under the knife, she could barely speak properly and looks like Nancy Pelosi's twin. The nail in the coffin was when CNBC executives caught her tucking her tits into her shoes!

Time for a new younger cunt!

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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Bartiroma leaves shit for poop. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:26 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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That's it.  I couldn't even find the words.  This is kind of like her choosing a new event in the special olympics.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | Link to Comment failure to perform
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+1 for awesomeness.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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How long before her blond replacement has to have the waldrobe malfunction for the sake of ratings?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Ham-bone
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Only fair of Maria to spread her economic and financial retardation with as much of 'Merica as possible!!!

The new term "Presstitutes" fits her so well...she is so bought and paid for...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Fonz, I think Mark Haines was the only one who got out of that place with his cred in tact.  And he had to die to do it.

I would actually pay real fiat money (not a lot, but some) to have that grumpy bastard back again.  Joe tries sometimes, but he's obviously a light-weight and it's annoying to listen to him constantly talk over everyone.

Bring on the hot blonde, I guess.  Dress cut low enough I can at least see a little areola, or at least easily imagine I can.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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I'm with you nodebt. But Haines lost me when he made fun of Schiff. He just seemes a bit old and grumpy. But my god what a pile of fascism promoting shit they have devolved into.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Freddie
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What do you guys expect? TV and Hollywood aka Operation Mockingbird is designed to brainwash the idiots who watch. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:13 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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That damn Alec Baldwin!!!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Silver Bully
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'That damn Alec Baldwin!!!'

I was sent from planet Xiron to conquer the earth
I had a terrific plan — I thought it would work
Tried to get the Earthlings all to kill each other you see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree…

You are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen
Your career is stallin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off and your children are all bawlin’

Planet Xiron is inhabited with Xipods like me
But also with Balmacs who are giant bees
The Xipods and Balmacs are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless Alec Baldwin, you are worthless Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan and now Xiron is smeared with Balmac pollen
Your garbage needs some haulin’ and you’re worthless Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure — I’m afraid the pit of Kryrok is callin’…

 

 

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 00:07 | Link to Comment WillyGroper
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More cowbell Chuck, ah, ah, I mean Freddie.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment resurger
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They told her to niptuck but she didnt fucking listen.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:54 | Link to Comment pauhana
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I thought she'd end up at Al Jezeera.  Shit, they'll hire anyone.  And they aren't into business news - yet.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Propaganda IS the business. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:20 | Link to Comment Blano
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Brutally funny MH.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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From the lyin' pan into the liar(s den).  She'll fit right in.  When's Cramer jumping shit, er, ship?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:12 | Link to Comment aVileRat
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Remember that commercial for the slow clap ?

 

Yeah, you earned it fonz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Bodhi
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What is there like 14 people watching Fox Business?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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She is about to increase the volume and size of the male audience. 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Freddie
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Anyone know the viewership of CNBC versus FBN?  Tylers posted a story abdout CNBC a week or so ago.  It was really low like 30,000 viewership.   We are in a huge FIAT induced faux bull market and no one is watching.

I approve because Ob-TV and Ob-Hollywood are total shit for the regime.  F em all.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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.     .

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Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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You mean  (.) (.)

                  V

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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There's help for that deformity.  

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 23:12 | Link to Comment myshadow
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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:48 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Kinkeehhh

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | Link to Comment 0b1knob
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< Rats leaving the sinking ship.

< Women and children first.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:41 | Link to Comment rbg81
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I'm waiting for Rick Santelli to leave.  If he stays, one day his head may just explode when he's arguing with Steve the Liar.  Excuse, me.... Steve Liesman.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment FormerTurbineGuy
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"I'm waiting for Rick Santelli to leave" Yes you are reading my mind!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:26 | Link to Comment arkel
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ZH: Title says "Mario Bartiromo"

or was that done on purpose? Not sure...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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thats his name right??

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment resurger
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lol

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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You have to use the right inflection, it's pronounced Butt-aroma...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Sex change was in the contract.  These people are sick.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Will she wear a short skirt..? ..wait..I rescind the question . 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment resurger
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She Jumped the sinking ship! good job PITCH!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:02 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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She found one of her (in)famous 'buying opportunities'.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 21:22 | Link to Comment Blano
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Maybe her marketability is off the lows of the day?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:28 | Link to Comment corporatewhore
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jump the shark!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Running On Bing...
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Early Christmas Shopper! Bitchez!.

Will they pay for a little silicone injected into the ass?

Over.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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    I hope the door hits you on the ass, on the way out...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Flakmeister
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It'll be hard to miss it...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment CheapBastard
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Fox has a Business Show?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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What will become of the BlowHorn now?

LOL.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment loveyajimbo
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Better if she replaced Hillaroid's gal pal Greta.  MSNBS is a joke... but who gets FBN?  Bill-O is melting down lately too... he is as goofy as Obunga himself.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment Freddie
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TV and Hollywood are a joke watched by idiots.  It is the regime's media. They still love O and defend him to the death.  The elites media storm troopers.

If you watch TV like a serf and are offended then tough s**t.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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I guess Bloomberg wasn't bidding...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment Pig Circus
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Phuck, I watch Fox Business just for the ticker and the hottie babies. Now I got to look at this skank all day Phuck me. Maybe I'll just leave the TV off and save some money on electricity.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Running On Bing...
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Yea, need moar israel 'babes'! Wasserman-Shat beauties.

Over.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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Contract expires.  Gets shown the door.  She was compromised and ridiculous.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Scalaris
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Vomit

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:37 | Link to Comment remain calm
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I hope Kernen leaves too. He is the only one there that can think on his own two feet.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Wake me up when she is doing porn.

 

Until then, I don't want to hear about it...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:53 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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Uuhhhh, what on the MSM isn't porn?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:39 | Link to Comment Son of Captain Nemo
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Well I always knew the Jew from the Land Down Under had a hankering for that 'Italian Thing'...

The China woman must have been a bit too aggressive and bad on the ol' ticker.  Think Maria was just the thing he need for his prostate -older but more experienced yet firm!

With that wonderful visual I bid you adieu!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:40 | Link to Comment spinone
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she used to be hot, before she sold out and got fat.

http://dealbreaker.com/2010/08/maria-bartiromo-come-on-down/maria-bartiromo/

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:40 | Link to Comment Professor Fate
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She'll have some "honey" competition at Fox.  The one thing they definitely know how to do is hire smart, great lookin' babes.  Good luck to the Money Honey at FOX.  And anything with NBC or CNN in it can suck my Tea Party dick.   And a special 'Kiss my Tea Party Ass" invitation goes out to Piers Morgan and the English / Pakistani half breed prick Martin Bashir.

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment remain calm
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Maria will definitely not be top shelf at Fox. She will need to lose 40 pounds, get her tits picked up and get her lids done. Otherwise, she will be just a Cadilac amongst a bunch of Porches and Ferrari's

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 08:54 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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High mileage at that.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:41 | Link to Comment Make_Mine_A_Double
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Whore of the Republic!

What's the difference between the fat faced Italian fuck on Faux News and this rat faced cunt? NOTHING!

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:43 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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The money honey has experienced 500 Internal Server Error. Get in line bitch, ObamaCare bandwidth comes first.

 

Sorry, something went wrong. A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this Money Honey jump from CNBS to Fox Business news situation.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Steverino
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Gonna be wierd watching her actually make sense..

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Steverino
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damn double post

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment philosophers bone
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Kind of like the expansion franchise overpaying an old washed up veteran player with name recognition, but not much substance.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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Kinda' like the Mets and Willie Mays although Willie Mays had some worth.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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The Brooklyn-born Bartiromo famously was the first woman to report live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.

And the Nymex, where she once famously cited the price of oil per ounce.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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She tries to portray herself as a Manhattanite. I'm from Queens and I know better.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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    CNBS should also take that little troglodite Simon Hobbs and put him on a raft back across the pond. (And throw Andrew Ross Sorkin on it with him)

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Osmium
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"with her hefty five-year contract set to expire late this year"

Her contract isn't the only thing that's hefty these days.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Critical Path
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Polishing the brass on the titanic Maria.  Farewall though, ya old piece of shoe leather.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment B2u
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I cannot believe that Fox Business would waste money on her....she should be hired at  The Weather Channel....her ratings  would go up.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:54 | Link to Comment NOTaREALmerican
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Celebrities.   Merican love em.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Doesn't matter where Maria lands she'll always get hard nipples for Jamie Dimon and any drop in the spot price of Gold.

She's a true believer in the lies of the Ponzi market and the private bank for bankers and ball-and-chain about the neck of taxpayers otherwise known as the FED.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment alfred b.
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     Maybe cnbs pushing her out in an attempt to improve their dwindling ratings!!!

      (sarc, of course)

 

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:05 | Link to Comment syntaxterror
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Bloomberg has the most useful coverage. Not to mention a deep stable of super hot asians.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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They're cute, but Trish is the all American girl next door.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment ThisIsBob
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News from the cesspool:  There's a new turd.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Maybe Maria can join the ranks of Erin Burnett. Never mind, forgot you can’t have kids at post Menopause junctures. All kidding aside, good luck with Fox Business News jig.  Your uphill battle will be to find a cable service provider who features Fox Business News at a basic/bronze bundled package.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment yogibear
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She can join Imus. She'll make him look intelligent.

Maria is more appropriate for Mancow.

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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Imus should be offered a guest shot on The Walking Dead. He'd fit right in without makeup.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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The business TV dynamo reached out and hired mega-talent agency CAA

Gosh, do they all have one? I should probably ask my financial advisor which Hollywood Talent Agency represents him.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment surf0766
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How many more will leave the sinking communist/progressive ship?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:15 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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fox business is toast

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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Fox business is a re-hash of all the folks who bailed from CNBC. Cavuto, the red headed broad, Melissa mid-west chick, etc, etc. Horrible cluged together crew of mouth pieces.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:30 | Link to Comment autofixer
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I liked Melissa in "Little House on the Praire."

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:16 | Link to Comment Balanced Integer
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FBN is my go-to for business news (I don't get Bloomberg). I think I'll check out her show once or twice, just to rubberneck the potential car crash coming up. If she is still carrying water for Citi and the like, I'll know to avoid her show like the plague.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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I am surprised no one said it yet. CNBC: do you know where your money honey is?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment WTF2
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Maria who?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment stinkhammer
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fox long on fat arms

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment RaceToTheBottom
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Her time in the spotlight is done.

She should face it

PS, Lake Tahoe golf?

I am a golfer, and love Lake Tahoe but that alone should indicate that she just wants to be in front of the camera.....

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Oro
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Dose fox know of her connection to the Steinburgh's, Reliance National.?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Living The Dream
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Would have rather had Santelli move over...

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment texas sandman
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http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2013/11/18/cable-news-ratings-for-frida...

 

Here are the ratings for november 15, 2013, for the curious amongst us.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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Got this theory that cnbc shills are paid to administer their crockoganda by the taxpayer, the background traders on the exchanges also. Not far fetched as jpm & the rest of the shit financial cabal appear more than most.
So if it's not sick enough to pout that garbage alone the taxpayer indirectly ( via bernanke ) is paying to be misinformed, just like joe public uk with a licence fee for the bbc.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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she's going to the FOX NETWORK??? WTF

Maria, you really belong at the COUGAR NETWORK

 

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:55 | Link to Comment El Hosel
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A cougar in the foxhouse.... with no comment on anything? Too good to be true.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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And that is how you solve a problem like Maria.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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What would ZH be without a little conspiracy theory?  Now that Bartiromo, aged 46, is on tap, Fox Babe extraordinare Jamie Colby's bio has been wiped in a number of places to change her date of birth from 1960 to 1970, taking her from 52 to 42.  Her alma mater still shows her as a grad at age 22 in 1983, so TPTB have not fully wiped the record ... You would only want to do this if your B-list talent, at age 52 or 53, looks far younger than the A-list talent you are about to fork out millions to land.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment hairball48
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"...Fox Babe extraordinare..." Jamie Colby? Really? Did you forget your /sarc? She's very "book smart" but fucking clueless. Maybe a "babe" if you like those big ass Kim Kardashian types

 

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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Seriously, you like your leggy blondes to have a clue? She can read the prompter far better than TOTUS and she is easy on the eyes ... what else do you need?

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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Jamie still has great legs.

Mon, 11/18/2013 - 19:55 | Link to Comment all-priced-in
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A perfect job opening for Bart Chilton.

/sarc/

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