Census Bureau Suggests Job Manipulation Was Not Systematic

Tyler Durden's picture

Following the White House's ignorance of anything that could be going on at the Census Bureau (apart from knowing for sure that the report on jobs data manipulation was misleading), the Census Bureau itself has chimed in...


So that's good then - just unsystematic? A single-manipulator, acting alone (from the book depository?)

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Cdad's picture

Lololololololololol....lol....Tyler..just killin' it today.

Double up on that short the Comedy Central Network position...no freakin' way those guys can do anything more laughable than the US Federal Government.  Not a chance. 


Canadian Dirtlump's picture

either manipulation isn't systemic, ergo the chicago crew did it for political gain, ergo they need to be sent packing.... or it is, and the system needs to be rebooted... or.... C all of the above..

Troll Magnet's picture

They bought the low (informed and wage earners) and sold out the country. 



AlaricBalth's picture

/rehypothecator that is a great find. Most people had completely forgotten about that. It's nice to know now that whenever I have an issue with the Census Bureau I can always call Valerie Jarrett.

rehypothecator's picture

Furthermore, left unasked by the mass media, is why the Census Bureau would even have any opinion whatsoever about job numbers.  They count people, so asking them for opinions about job statistic legitimacy is suspicious, it makes so little sense.  It's sort of like asking Hollywood movie stars how to forge peace in the Middle East.  

Peter Pan's picture

There is a difference between systematic and systemic manipulation although I suspect we have both going on here.

From now the presumption should be that everything is manipulated unless proven otherwise.

smithcreek's picture

A rogue manipulator in the Cinci office.

superflex's picture

I didn't know the Census Bureau had a branch in Cincinnati.

insanelysane's picture

At least the administration has all of the notes from the IRS scandal.  They just need to replace IRS with Census and BLS in the scripts.  Rouge IRS workers in one small field office to Rouge Census and BLS workers in one small office.  Top level IRS management didn't know a thing to Top level Census and BLS management didn't know a thing.  Management can shout that they are innocent and then invoke the 5th amendment.  We have 3 more years of this.

Stonedog's picture

It was professor plum in the study with the candle stick. 

EscapeKey's picture

Oh right, the old "we got caught lying before, but you can trust us now".

Sudden Debt's picture




Peter Pan's picture

OBAMA: It's God's fault. I was praying for more Obamacare enrolments and fewer unemployed and he got it back the front.

Balanced Integer's picture

Obama is praying...kneeling...on a rug...facing Mecca. Ahsalaam malakem. Allahu akbar. Kazoon-tite.

Quantum Nucleonics's picture

Nice.  It was just a one time thing that happened to be right before a presidential election when the unemployment rate was a huge issue.  Whew, I'm so relieved it wasn't an ongoing conspiracy to mislead the American people and capital markets on the state of the economy or anything.

What did the President know, and when did he know it.

youngman's picture

You can bet the advisors and the political wonks said to the President that they would "fix" the number before the election....that is a Democratic rule number 1 ...

SDShack's picture

What did the President know, and when did he know it.

Well, with 0zer0 the 1st answer is "He didn't know". And the 2nd answer is "This week after I read the papers." But he's the smartest prez evuh!

insanelysane's picture

The sad thing is when Ozer0 says he doesn't know anything about everything, it is easy to believe him.

RealityCheque's picture

Census Bureau... who the fuck are you talking to? everyone knows the colour of your dirty laundry. The problem is that the majority don't seem to care.

So instead of dickhead press releases how about you just shut up, fuck off and carry on doing the same old shit.

The big reset is coming, thats where you'll find justice.

ShrNfr's picture

Just a couple of rogue employees in Cleveland, move on, nothing to see.

SDShack's picture

Que Dan Rather disciples in the lame stream media..."It's fake but accurate."

rp1's picture

The White House is right.  They only lied a couple of times, when it really mattered.

rosiescenario's picture

....it was just a couple of rogue agents in Cleveland who took it upon themselves to do this....oops, wrong thread, that was the IRS.....

Dr. Engali's picture

Damn rogue traders!......oops wrong scandal.

ShrNfr's picture

It was all caused by a movie according to the administration. Besides, if you liked your job, you can keep it.

akak's picture

When your eyes are shut tight, it is easy to not see almost anything.

imapopulistnow's picture

You are referring to the media?

Joebloinvestor's picture

These "moles" who reside in government jobs need to be exposed and fired.

They are following orders given by people with a political agenda or following an approved agenda with political motives.

They can LIE openly and still retain their jobs.

papaswamp's picture

Was just on the treasury direct website and got this awesome message...

"We're sorry...

The server has encountered an error, and we're unable to process your request.

We're sorry for the inconvenience and are investigating the problem. In the meantime, our contact information is available at www.treasurydirect.gov if you need assistance.

Thank you for visiting our website."

Guess everyone is fucking sorry.....

More_sellers_than_buyers's picture

i yell at my kids all the time to "tell the truth" ... it used to matter, now I honestly think I'm preparing them poorly for the world they have to live in

object_orient's picture

... it used to matter, now I honestly think

There you go again. Lying is tough to learn if you're a decent person. You're right though, honesty will only hold you back in the rat race.

alfred b.'s picture


    If I had a dollar for every time gov't/GSE's or banking cartel lied, pillaged, misled and exploited its 99%...I'd be richer than than the leeches like Buffit et al.




Kelley's picture

For the cynical disbelievers, the Census Bureau will be issuing a Report confirming the unsystemicness of the fraud written by a guy named Warren. 

Kelley's picture

Meanwhile the WH has issued a new Executive Order:

"If I like your plan, you can keep your plan. If I like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period."

conspicio's picture

It depends on your context and definition of the the word "systematic" and the word "manipulation" may or may not be. Used together in or out of context, the word or words may, in fact or by mere supposition on the reader/listener's part, communicate incorrectly the recollection on an individual or group of individuals' basis.


rjs's picture

they're implying rogue employees?

if 2200 census employees interview 60,000 households representing 110,000 individuals per month, that means each census employee is responsible for 50 responses to the survey...since most of those are employed already, the opportuntiy to switch survey answers from unemployed is minimal...with the labor force participation rate less than 65%, the average number of unemployed each employee would interview would be around 4...with each survey answer representing around 22K in the final totals, it's unlikely one rouge employee could reduce the number of uemployed by more than 100K...with a margin of error of +/- 300,000 in the monthly change in the number unemployed and +/- 0.2% in the employment rate, it would take at least 4 census employees falsifying every unemployed person they interview to swing a change larger than the margin of error...

NIETSNEREM's picture

We're bound to hear it sooner or later. Any day now. Wait. There it is. "Bush's fault."