Forget Bitcoin, Bernanke, & Musk; The Real Bubble Is At The NSA

Tyler Durden's picture

Depending on the time of day, Bitcoin is up 100% (or 200% or 300%) or down 50% as the crypto-currency swings violently around in what appears a death spasm only to transform into a Tesla-like phoenician rise. But there is another crypto-related bubble that is exploding - and showing no signs of stopping. As Russia Today notes, the so-called "Snowden Effect" has seen Freedom of Information Act requests filed with the National Security Agency increase 888% this fiscal year.


Via Russia Today,

“Fueled by the Edward Snowden scandal, more Americans than ever are asking the National Security Agency if their personal life is being spied on,” Yamiche Alcindor wrote for USA Today.


Indeed, the thousands of FOIA requests filed by Americans since June far outnumber the mere hundreds that it received annually in previous years.




Shortly after the first Snowden leak appeared on June 6, however, the agency became flooded with 1,302 requests almost immediately. During the following three months, the paper reported, the NSA received 2,538 requests, the likes of which have inundated the government staffers tasked with responding for the open records requests.


Pamela Phillips, the chief of the NSA Freedom of Information Act and Privacy Act Office, told the paper that "This was the largest spike we've ever had."


"We've had requests from individuals who want any records we have on their phone calls, their phone numbers, their e-mail addresses, their IP addresses, anything like that,” Phillips said.




[The NSA appears to be denying many of these requests]


"[Y]our request is denied because the fact of the existence or non-existence of responsive records is a currently and properly classified matter," the agency wrote him.


"Our adversaries are likely to evaluate all public responses related to these programs," the NSA said at the time to Collier. "Were we to provide positive or negative responses to requests such as yours, our adversaries' compilation of the information provided would reasonably be expected to cause exceptionally grave damage to the national security."


Months later, the NSA is apparently still giving concerned Americans the same runaround.

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TeamDepends's picture

If you like your privacy, you can keep your privacy.

freewolf7's picture

Request denied. Thanks for writing.

Stackers's picture

 "We've had requests from individuals who want any records we have on their phone calls, their phone numbers, their e-mail addresses, their IP addresses, anything like that,” Phillips said



What a great fucking idea. We need to start a "Flood the NSA with FOIA Request" movement.



Gen. Keith Alexander's picture

All we want to do is keep you safe.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

From my point of view I'm not too worried about what the NSA has been doing. For years now I have assumed that I am under constant surveillance. In fact it seems to me that the NSA and the security state in general want these disclosures to happen. After all.....if they didn't want this out there, then there were/are multiple ways to stop the leaks including assassinations and disappearances.

What really worries me is what has been put in place to replace what they have already allowed to be disclosed.

Nobody For President's picture

Plus one to our new ZH General for the great login name.

Nobody For President's picture

Alexander (/?æl?ks?ænd?r//?æl?ks???nd?r/) is a common male first name, and less common surname derived from the Greek "??????????" (Aléxandros). The most famous is Alexander the Great, who created one of the largest empires in ancient history.

Etymologically, the name is derived from the Greek "??????????" (Aléxandros), meaning "defending men"[1] or "protector of men", a compound of the verb "?????" (alex?), "to ward off, to avert, to defend"[2] and the noun "??????" (andros), genitive of "????" (an?r), "man".[3] It is an example of the widespread motif of Greek (or Indo-European more generally) names expressing "battle-prowess", in this case the ability to withstand or push back an enemy battle line.[citation needed]

From (of course) Wikipedia:

Are we scared yet?

kralizec's picture

If you like being spied on, you can continue to be spied on.

mofreedom's picture

Dear NSA,  Please forward me every email, phone, text, post, I've ever logged.

Reply from NSA:

Sure, but we're not quite done planting false data in them cause we are gonna git ya boy, yee haa!

kralizec's picture

If you like the fiction we've created for you, you can enjoy your prison sentence.



1stepcloser's picture

If you give a shit, then take a shit

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

But your hand is keep off mine!

Groundhog Day's picture

Due to the high request volume, your request will take a lot longer then anticipated.  We appreciate your patience and value your business.  If you choose to hold it's fine otherwise please try back in 6-9 months

The Fonz...before shark jump's picture

Smash this agency into a million little pieces..fuck you Harry s Truman for ever creating this piss stain of an organization....

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Fuck you, Alexander Hamilton! edit: Junks, oooh it appears we have some Federalee's in the peanut gallery today...

CH1's picture

Yes, Fuck you, Alexander Hamilton!

(Junkers be ignorant.)

WillyGroper's picture

Dig him up & shoot him again!

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

FDR and Truman is store in basement of Kremlin, safe with cadaver of Lenin and Stalin. Trotsky is bury in Mexico.

Cdad's picture

And soon...the prosecution of NSA employees guilty of obvious violations of the US Constitution....or....the death of the nation.  Either/or...

KnightTakesKing's picture

Any elected politician, federal employee or contractor guilty of violating the US Constitution should be considered guilty of a felony punishable as a capital offense.

ebworthen's picture

Pretty soon The Constitution and Bill of Rights will be "classified information" under lock and key.

Any versions not sanctioned by the N.S.A. will be deemed unreliable forgeries.

Dr. Engali's picture

The constitution and bill of rights no longer exist in this country. Just like the words "Under God" have been wiped clean from The Gettysburg address by Obama.

kralizec's picture

I'd like Obama removed from America...

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

I think that 99% would settle for "Removal from office".  I would.  But sooner than later, please. 

Oh, wait, the DoD has had wholesale hot-swaps of its top brass.  That's got to put the kibosh into organized resistance/revolt by the generals.  Seems that someone on the Administration staff learned from Stalin and Hilter, and acted/preempted accordingly.  Equally clear, there is always some careerist slut, who's all to happy to take their boss's job, for any reason, under any pretext. But we digress from the real villains, the root of ALL evil...

The Fed and its hidden shareholders (the REAL villains) are safe.

Wen_Dat's picture

The world is their adversary.

KCMLO's picture

I've been wondering since day one if someone could challenge the program by suing the NSA to destroy all information being held on them... of course they would have to have a squeaky clean record.  I wonder if that would hold up.  What if millions of people filed that suit individually (NOT class-action, the idea here is to completely DDOS the NSA's legal counsel).

Zhanglan's picture

Next time I get a Tax Return asking me to declare my earnings, how far do you think I will get if I respond


"Were I to provide positive or negative responses to requests such as yours, my ex-wives and personal creditors' compilation of the information provided would reasonably be expected to cause exceptionally grave damage to my personal wealth"


It's illegal to not pay tax; but its also illegal to spy on people and then lie about it. Maybe what's sauce for the Goose will be - no, hang on a minute, brb - the Gestapo are outside knocking on my door

Clesthenes's picture

I beg to differ.

In a major declaration by American Founders, they declared three major rights they intended to secure with the Revolution: 1) the right of self-government; 2) the right to withhold taxes until the gov’t redressed grievances and 3) the right of trial by jury.  And, this declaration was adopted by unanimous vote of the Continental Congress.  Most people have heard of one and three; but no one knows anything about number two.

Since we won the Revolution, we also won these rights; but I certainly don’t suggest that you try to exercise the right to withhold taxes until redress; you first have to arm yourself with knowledge of it; and that’s only a first step. (

Paveway IV's picture

But 'the Revolution' was an Act of Terror against the crown. It was armed theft of British colonial land claims and Britain's lawful tax revenue. Are you siding with the terrorists? 

By your logic, Texas could succeed, declare all land within its borders as property of the State of Texas and avoid paying ANY federal taxes... if they simply declared it legal under their own state laws. Puerto Rico could do the same. Wait... welfare colonies don't pay taxes. Scratch PR.

What justification would the federal government have for attacking Texas? Same as the crown: its OUR land and OUR tax-revenue, you bastards!

Trouble is that with the federalization and dependency on the state National Guard troops, you're going to have to convince someone from Rhode Island or Wisconsin to send their sons and daughters to die for preserving federal power, aka the USSA. Citizens simply don't give a crap anymore. You would have to send armed troops just to draft the unwilling to get anyone to die for a federal government that does not represent them in the least. Not that you would face much oposition in Texas because nobody living there is willing to die for the state of Texas, either.

Fake_nation's picture

It is tough to get by now, so by all means invest in Bitcoin for purely financial reasons. But if you are a success, don't forget that your journey has just begun. Don't forget that you will need to find a safe neighborhood to live in, reasonable schools for any children you may plan to have, and stimulating company to keep. In sum, you will still need a society, one full of the wonder and romance appropriate to being such a grand success. Anything less is mere inflation.

One And Only's picture


Only a black guy can get a Nobel peace prize and turn around and murder women and children while violating humans rights domestically and abroad. A white guy could neverrrrrrrrrr get away with that shit. 

kchrisc's picture

I demand equality! Give Bush Jr. a Peace prize.

ZH Snob's picture

Oprah thinks your are a racist and in need of extermination.

One And Only's picture

I'm not racist. I just think Oprah is a nigger.

mofreedom's picture

I am neither, but I laughed REAL hard at that.  Words are funny, and hell I get called cracker about once a month when I travel into the hood to buy cheesesteaks, but when thinking of the person, they are all lovely children of God no matter skin color or complexion.


forwardho's picture

Are You still allowed to write that?

Or has only the spoken word been outlawed?

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

They may not have won Nobel prizes but Bush/Cheney did murder women and children on a grand scale(not to mention 5000+ of our own soldiers) based completely on a lie. And yes, they also were violating our civil rights, Obama made sure to keep that going. Injecting white/black into it is ridiculous.

One And Only's picture

Bullshit ass wipe. There were mass protests against bush and everyone wanted to impeach him. Our dear leader has done worse shit and gets a Nobel peace prize. Tell me it's not because he's black.

CH1's picture

Tell me it's not because he's black.

Black, white and leftie, all in one smarmy, smiling package!

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

Take off your racist glasses(reference your comment above) for a second and your vision will clear up. Its not because hes black, its because he's a Democrat. I agree, Bush wouldve had a helluva time pulling off what Obama has but because he's a Dem, the whole dem party has deferred. Obama is the neo-cons wet dream as he has helped them accomplish stuff W never would have been able to do because of the complicit and neutered Dem party. Imagine how things would've played out if Zimmerman were black and Trayvon was, you can't, your head would explode.

Nick Jihad's picture

You are correct. If Obama were Republican, he'd be called all the same nasty names that Bush was, and an Uncle Tom besides.

pods's picture

Cool, good to know that the government has made it clear that they do not have to be honest with us.

Exactly what is the purpose of this government anyways?  Cause they sure as fuck aren't out looking for my best interest.

Are we still at war with Eastasia?


MrSteve's picture

Your question is doubleplusgood. The chocolate ration now has been doubled to one-half gram per day. Hail Big Brother!


OAO    That's rayciss, but ever so true.