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Only 14% Of Global Companies Plan To Add Workers In 2014

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Over three years after current Warburg Pincus Managing Director and former US Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner welcomed everyone to the recovery, here is where we stand: "According to Markit, optimism is improving among developed economies while emerging markets still show low levels of confidence. Subdued expectations about future activity have led to restrained hiring plans. On net, only 14% of companies worldwide expect to add employees." And just in the U.S. this number is 19%. Per the WSJ: "Companies continue to fret about further disruptions from unresolved fiscal issues, and are still particularly cautious about committing to hiring in this uncertain environment," says Chris Williamson, Markit’s chief economist. That is all.

What was left unsaid is how many of the 14% of companies planning on growing are in the Bernanke bubble benefiting FIRE industry. We'll go with a bold guess here and say, all of them.

 

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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:49 | 4169150 Sudden Debt
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Looks like a lot of people will have to earn easy money in a few hours only like mom did....

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:54 | 4169165 knukles
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Don't worry SD, it's supposed to be a great Christmas shopping season.

Sheeit mommah, gimme dat pony

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:56 | 4169178 Sudden Debt
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Makes you wonder how many televisions a person needs he :)

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:59 | 4169188 knukles
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Many as we cans carry while we be running frum de po-leese

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:19 | 4169287 czardas
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50% of US companies plan to hire.  100% of that will be part-timers after its "fulltime" workers are cut back to 29 hours.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:51 | 4169155 Sudden Debt
Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:55 | 4169157 Cdad
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As the Wall Street Journal makes its stand on "BLS Numbers Cannot Be Faked"...as President Zero does just that...

As folks marvel at the revolving door of Wall Street to K Street to Wall Street...

As Nanex continues to track the HFT nonsense driving the markets up...like a chart of JP Morgan crime settlements....

As the BlowHorn [CNBC]prattles on about "fundamentals"...

And as Mr. Yellen prepares to print the nation into an even greater cosmic bunny hole...

...I present you with the real chart of Timmay Jeethner's recovery:

http://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=pet&s=a103600001&f=m

[which, when you think about it, begs the question...why isn't gasoline $1 per gallon?]

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:00 | 4169181 knukles
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Out here in the Peoples Socialist republic of Kalifornia, they say that's because of all the electric cars peoples be drivin'. 

I've seen more UFOs than Volts

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:05 | 4169211 RSloane
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Greetings from the People's Republic of Maryland. Our governor is busy projecting revenue streams that do not and will not exist but in the meantime fill his voters with hopey/changey for the holidays.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:06 | 4169222 knukles
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Just think of what'd happen if he had a central bank!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:19 | 4169284 LawsofPhysics
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I don't think you understand the meaning of the word "republic".

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:44 | 4169398 Cdad
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Ummmm....well....there is no accounting for stupid people, knukles.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:30 | 4169324 czardas
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The rationale behind the "this month's data is substantially correct" makes sense.  Why fake data only at certain times?  I mean, if it's so easy to fake the numbers why not do it every time instead of the times we think the numbers make no sense?  (The conspiracy-minded would say that's what's happening - lol)  The data is not like Venezuela or Argentina's inflation numbers.  It's probably close to the figure derived after taking into account the phony caveats, absurd rules, exceptions and stupid methodology used.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:46 | 4169405 Cdad
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I have no idea what your point is here.  The chart to which I directed your attention, by comparison, needed no explanation...none.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:51 | 4169158 krispkritter
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 'unresolved fiscal issues' Well that's putting it mildly.  Titanic meet iceberg...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:52 | 4169160 EscapeKey
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NOT THAT I ADVOCATE THIS - The Fed is printing $85bn/month. Assuming a monthly wage of $4,000, that would mean the Federal Reserve could employ 21m workers, instead of handing cash to entities which will pocket them for the 0.01%.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:55 | 4169175 fonzannoon
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I advocate it. I can only hope that I get a few checks before it's all over.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:55 | 4169177 Zero Point
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They decided to employ asians.

billions of em.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:04 | 4169208 knukles
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Talkin' about employin' Asians...
Was watchin' the ticker news and there was sumptin' about Chinese bad debts associated with empty factories.
And it got me thinkin'
All them cities... yes, entire cities they built that's empty.
That's not some nefarious NWO Illuminati plan.
It's just plain downright fucking welfare to keep people paid, so they can eat.
But in China, see, they make 'em work for it.
Work or starve.
here, we just give 'em EBT cards because to make 'em work would be slavery!
Oh shit!
We'd be puttin' them people into slavery.
We couldn't do that now, could we....
Fuck no.....

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:58 | 4169184 firstdivision
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Hey now, you're getting ahead of the game.  This is QE5.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:19 | 4169276 LawsofPhysics
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That would lead to real inflation, instead of the "fake" inflation we have now.

But I digress, no society/currency has ever collapsed/died because their purchasing power became too strong.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:31 | 4169335 czardas
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I wish your last statement could be stamped on every desk in Congress. 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 11:48 | 4169641 MachoMan
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Not really...  It's a misnomer.  No currency will ever go that way because it is contrary to human nature.  Once a currency becomes strong, it is like money in the bank...  in a world of ethereal fiat, a country with a strong currency would be stupid not to trade it for the real goods and services of another.  Hence, there will always be a ceiling on currency appreciation, therefor making it impossible for any country to succeed in killing its currency through such strength.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 11:06 | 4169395 RaceToTheBottom
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The Swiss were going that way; that is why they pegged their currency to the EURO. 

We are all in this together.  It is a RaceToTheBottom altogether now!!!!!

Solidarity!!!!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:34 | 4169349 Zadig
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Nice example.  Since the purpose of QE is looting rather than helping "the poor" the idea would be anathema to our rulers.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:45 | 4169402 Sudden Debt
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but than those 21 million would pay taxes and... well it would make the FED obsolete... so why would they wanne do that?

 

PLUS!!!

Unemployment keeps inflation low. It's what protects us from massive inflation.

 

THE REAL SHIT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN WE'LL ACTUALLY HAVE A RECOVERY!!!

THAT'S WHEN THE SCARRY SHIT WILL START TO HAPPEN!!!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:54 | 4169170 Sudden Debt
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http://vimeo.com/76905200

 

and look how long it takes for the police to arive :)

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:55 | 4169176 LawsofPhysics
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Humanity isn't just another ponzi, it's the ponzi.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:56 | 4169180 Zero Point
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Go jump off something tall then.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:16 | 4169268 LawsofPhysics
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Right after you loser.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 09:58 | 4169189 TooBearish
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TYLER - WTF with the pop ups and Adtv running unprompted!?!?! is there anyway to trun em off?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:03 | 4169205 Zero Point
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Dude. Put Ghostery on your brows..... Ah fuck it. Never mind.

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:53 | 4169435 Mi Naem
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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:00 | 4169194 Bobbyrib
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A whole 14%..extremely bullish.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:01 | 4169196 Whoa Dammit
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"How'd you like the whole world to see the $12,000 you've got in your bank account? It was right there just as you walk in the door. We even saw tax returns, Social Security numbers and all! 

Michellle Hogan alerted 11Alive News to it, after going to a DDS center in Marietta to get her son's driver's permit. She needed to use the public computer to access her account in order to print out her tax return to prove he was a dependent. 

"Tried to delete it and wasn't able to off of the computer," she said.

She told 11Alive that a supervisor wasn't much help either, and that's why she contacted us. 

We went in with a hidden camera and discovered all kinds of private and personal information on the computer for all to see.

The public computer was made available for customers who forgot the necessary identification documents, required under new Homeland Security rules. "

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/313158/40/Georgia-DDS-computers-expose-personal-information

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:26 | 4169306 dick cheneys ghost
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that is so fucked up on so many fucking levels..............

fuck u freddie.......

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 10:48 | 4169418 orangegeek
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someone better forward this to Yellen

 

subject line could read, "Print Faster You Fucking Cunt!!!"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:23 | 4169826 tazmatic
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Bullish for CCA, they need more jobless and deadbroke dads that fall behind on child support to fill state prison dorms, especially in states where pot is legal.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 19:51 | 4171875 Shizzmoney
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bullish for stocks

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