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Today's Market-Moving News: Blackened Chicken On A Wavy Cracker
Tonight at 7 pm Ben Bernanke will be speaking at the National Economists Club Annual Members Dinner. As Credit Suisse's Carl Lantz notes, nobody knows the topic or the title of the speech: we can only assume it is some variation of the now trite and generic "BTFATH" coming from the Fed endlessly for the past 5 years. However, we do know one thing: the menu of the dinner that will accompany Bernanke's remarks. We are certain that in a world in which a tweet by a 70 year old billionaire moves markets as much as a statement by a current or future uber CTRL-Peers, it is the details of what the glorious chairman eats that is the most marking-moving event du jour, and as such the menu will be today's most important "fundamental" news. Jon Hilsenrath will follow up with his detailed analysis shortly.
11/19: NEC Annual Members Dinner: Ben S. Bernanke, Fed Chairman
Featured Speaker
Ben S. Bernanke
Chairman, Federal Reserve
Cocktail Reception 6 pm-7 pm
Speaker Address/Remarks 7 pm-8 pm
Dinner 8 pm-9 pm
Menu
Blackened Chicken on a Wavy Cracker
Cocoa Ancho Blackened Chicken on Bleu Cheese Mousse nestled in a wavy cracker. Topped with molasses spiced toasted pepita and fresh chive.
Coconut Shrimp Lollipops
Coconut Shrimp served on a skewer with apricot ginger sauce.
Fruit and Cheese Display
Fresh fruit with grape clusters, fresh berries, imported and domestic cheses, accompanied by french bread and crackers.
Red and White Wine Service with Dinner
Riesling Poached Pear Salad
Frisse and arugula salad with riesling poached pears, chevre medallion and spiced walnuts. Drizzled with pomegranate vinaigrette.
Portobello Ravioli (Vegetarian Offering)
Portobello mushroom ravioli, carmelized cipolini onions, julienne sundried tomatoes, sauteed field mushrooms and haricot vert beans with a beurre noisette sauce crowned with shaved parmesan cheese and fresh parsley.
OR
Bistro Filet and Grilled Salmon Duo (plated together)
Grilled bistro filet of beef and grilled Atlantic Salmon on a bed of spinach, topped with a Zinfandel demi sauce and accompanied by asparagus, tri color carrots and a celeriac puree.
Breads and Rolls
An assortment of miniature rolls with sweet butter.
Brownie Cheesecake Napoleon
Fudge Brownie, cheesecake and chocolate mousse covered in a rich chocolate ganache, decorated with duo cigarette, raspberry coulis and whipped cream.
(Regular and Decaffeinated Coffee, Iced Tea, Water)
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Coconut Shrimp Lollipops....
WTF!!!!
IS THIS A KIDSGARDEN?!?!
Blackened Chicken on a Wavy Cracker...
JUST ADMIT THE DAMN OVEN WENT CRAZY AGAIN!!!!
Hey -- who you callin' a wavy cracker?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1xmXOP3lhM
Still no fucking eye deer.
Hopefully someone will be replacing that blackened chicken on a wavy cracker with some wholesome shit on a shingle...served in copious amounts of course. Shit talkers deserve only the best.
Wavy Gravy with a black chick? Eh?
you can have yours on a ritz or chicken in a biscuit cracker if you prefer
Speaking of Ritz crackers, how's this for Nanny State nutbaggery:
http://www.weightymatters.ca/2013/11/parents-fined-for-not-sending-ritz.html
I'll take chicken-flavored ramen noodles, thank you.
(A whole week's sodium in a single bag!)
I don't know what corked boots are but chicken-flavored ramen in a favorite, esp. on those blustery cold days we get in Florida. I had no idea that flavor packet had so much salt until seeing your comment. I don't have salt problems but I certainly don't want to push the issue. Thanks for the health tip!
are your tastebuds working? ramen is notorious for their copious amounts of sodium in the 'noodles'
Why's the chicken that's getting eaten, gotta be black?
The Black Chicken always dies first...
And why does it have to be a 'Brownie'? This menu is rayciss!
It's not rayciss. I think that Brownie is doin' a heck-u-va' job !!!!
The Fed is serving Shit on a Shingle.
Is it kosher? Must be, but by what rabbi?
Over.
SD,
A nice menu, but amazingly pretentiously presented.
DavidC
A code word for Cocksucking Wimps Lollipops?
me again....
WHO THE FUCK SEVERS CHICKEN AT A PARTY?! DAMNED HILLBILLIES!!!
I hope it's farm raised salmon.
... raised off the coast of Fukushima
It got glowing reviews...
The tri headed shark is supposed to be nice
Hmmm, growth hormones and antibiotics, that's what's for dinner...
Frisse and arugula salad with riesling poached pears, chevre medallion and spiced walnuts. Drizzled with pomegranate vinaigrette
damn that salad sounds good
damn shame i'm poisoning the whole meal(in my fantasy)
nsa disclaimer:sarcasm you bitches....not poisoning anything so stop pounding on my door
follow by economic diarrhoea
diarrhoea
combo of ho and diarrhea
nice
But is it kosher?
As long as it'll blend...
Black chicken....funny
Project Mayhem has it covered. Special sauce for all.
Having to sit through Ben's speech prior to dinner = torture
Where's the "Poor on skewers" and "Unborn fetuses smothered in jam"?
Home Depot just reported blowout earnings and stock is trading at an all-time high in the pre-market. US comps up 8%. But I thought the economy is weak? LOL
HD employees here in CT reported their work hours being 'cooked' to appear they work 29 or less per week, so as to avoid 'full time' status and benefits. One guy told me he worked 38 hours last week, is being paid 29 with the extra 9 hours 'moved over' to next week. Guy said this is being done companywide. He puts up with it because he can't find a better job in this 'strong economy'. College grad with Criminal Justice degree. Take it for what it's worth. Just an FYI. Can anybody confirm HD payroll accounting 'tricks' in your areas?
This type of thing is being reported anecdotally all over. The government has dealt directly with these accusations and concluded (in a statement last month) that this does not happen.
So we guess it doesn't happen...
Eating pretty damn good, aren't ya? Elitist cunts.
Well, all of those ingredients could be purchased with your EBT card.
So, there's that we're-just-like-you connection that these bastards like to make.
It might be in America... the land of Happymeal...
BUT IF YOU SERVED THAT CRAP TO US EUROPEANS WE'D THROW PLATES AT YOUR FACE, RAPE THE WOMAN AND LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING!!
Cristine Lagarde (french head of IMF) at table 9 complained the frogs should be hard boiled. What to say?
AAAARRRHHH YOU DON'T BOIL THEM!!!
YOU BAKE THEM IN GARLIC BUTTER!!
Waiter, extra spittle for table 7.
They can't even spell!
They spell all the other shit right but have problems with the simple english words. OOOPS!
tri color carrots
You're right. They can't spell.
Blackened Chicken!?! -racciss!
Actually, that fudge cheesecake Napoleon sounds fantastic. May I please have another Blue Pill?
If you like your wavy cracker you can keep it.
For good bullshit you need good food...and it sounds like the Elite are getting it...what descriptions..so arty....and so Elite...must be good to be a part of the ruling class...do you have any Grey Poupon????
You want some cheese to go wit that wine?
AND DESSERT:
A PALLET OF FRESH PRINTED ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS TO GO!!!*
*one pallet per visitor
Where do I get a ticket? I want to go! NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h45WnW0ASFY
Someone doesn't like MOTORHEAD? Damned philistine.
so this is what reptillians eat
This, and roast muppet, well done.
Why no pork chops?
heh heh...
But, but, ... I'm a vegetarian.
NoCharcuterie? Tribal restricitions.
I think it's good planning to have people hammered on cocktails before Bernanke starts talking.
Nothing like a menu to wind up the howlers.
...wonder if anyone has taken up that Bitcoin contract yet... maybe diguised as a waiter?
Blackened chicken - Icarus style?
Beats the shit sandwich all of the rest of us have been eating.
Here's some wavy - a look at the real dinner party...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6CZyy6bWA0