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White House Says Story About White House Misleading, Is Misleading

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Anyone expecting Obama to come out with his hands up following last night's story about the made up pre-election jobs numbers, and admit to everything... will be disappointed.

  • STORY ABOUT RIGGED JOBS NUMBERS WAS MISLEADING: WHITE HOUSE

Ok everyone, back to your 29.5 hours a week job, because as everyone knows the White House would never lie to anyone about anything.

More importantly, the Commerce Department, which was referred to investigate the allegations of BLS fraud, thanks White House spokesman Jay Carney for having done its investigative work for it in just a few short hours.

Such government efficiency...

 


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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Wasn't the jobs rigging supposed to be misleading?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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If you like your misleading jobs report you can keep your misleading jobs report.  And apparently your Presidency...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment pods
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So now the Executive Branch wants to take over the 4th branch of government too?

pods

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Joe Davola
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Imagine Nixon's CREEP if the media had liked Tricky's Dick in their mouth.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment knukles
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If you don't like your jobs report you can stuff your jobs report up your ass.

 

Hah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Government's gonna investigate the government, me myself and I took a hard look at us and determined we were who we said we were.

And another broken promise.
No more troops gonna be in AfPak, all coming home, safe and sound.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB1000142405270230375550457920806057...

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Aghast, Bureau of Lie and Secret is lie in secret!? Amerikan Dream is shatter, Boris is cancel all plan to defect.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 22:15 | Link to Comment Wahooo
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Snow den, I love your ZH alias.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Stuart
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It's almost time for an across the board reboot.  

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Past time, Stuart.  Well past time.

Especially on this presidency.  This isn't a few lies sprinkled in.  This isn't mostly lies with some truth sprinkled in to give it an air of respectability.  THIS IS OUTRIGHT FRONT-TO-BACK SYSTEMATIC REFUSAL TO EVER TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING EVER.

Name one thing this administration has told the truth about.  One.  Go on, I'll wait.

Ya can't do it, can ya?  

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment MarsInScorpio
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It's time to quit lying to ourselves and admit we have a mentally ill president.

He suffers from delusions of grandeur - believing that all he has to do is wave his hand and it is now reality. King Canute is his role model.

This is the result of his pathological lying - he lies about anything and everything - telling the world whatever he wants it to believe regardless of the reality surrounding his pronouncements. He is increasingly disconnected from reality.

He is kept afloat by a tight circle of enablers who cover for him and spin his lies. But that is changing.

I am making this statement not to be mean, but rather because it is time to seriously consider that Barack Obama is not mentally healthy. I am saying this because he is continuing to run farther and farther away from reality in his actions, and believes that whatever he says – becomes the made-over reality that exists only in his mind.

Take his statement that "100-million" people have signed up for ObamaCare - that's nearly 1/3 of the entire 315-million person population of the US. It is a number that prima fascia is irrational.

But Obama stated it as a fact anyway to his Obamabots in Organizing for America. They showed their lack of rational relationship by accepting the number - regardless of its obvious irrational ability to be true. As an aside, it shows that these people are brain-dead, and just accept that whatever Obama says is the truth - with no rational vetting whatsoever.

That's truly scary.

But scarier still is this: NO ONE in the WH dared correct him. No statement came out saying so much as issuing the typical lame excuse that he "misspoke." Nothing. The WH enablers fell silent.

Why?

This is what makes their silence so scary: It means that the WH aides are at a point where they so fear the mad king's wrath so much that they will abandon reality for his irrational fantasies. They will no longer be a wall of reality constraining his thinking to the Real World.

In short, they are no longer Gatekeepers, but rather like “Alice in Wonderland,” they are the cards painting the roses red for the insane Queen of Hearts.

"She wanted white - what a fright, now she's wants red instead; so we're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red - because if we don't, she'll want our head instead!"

That is mental disconnect. That is insanity. That is Barack Obama.

Don't apologize for thinking him ill; he is ill.

And this latest exercise in waving his hand, and thinking that reality magically changes when he does, shows Barack Obama is disconnected from reality, and must be removed from office before his mental illness drives him to even more desperate, irrational thinking.
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Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Uchtdorf
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You're right, and ol' Joe is just Biden his time.

Be careful what you wish for.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Mr. Uchtdorf, you are very smart funny! Boris is see what you are do there. "ol' Joe"!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 10:23 | Link to Comment Uchtdorf
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Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 13:05 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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You are in Minsk!? Please, you are come visit Boris and we are drink vodka together!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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Biden as president would be the icing on this cake.  In place of the pathological liar we would have the pathological baffoon.  This country is in desparate need of the comic relief.  We could all stop crying and begin laughing.  Ah-hahahahaha...Ah-hahahahahahahahahahah...please someone find my straight jacket before I hurt myself.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment Jonathan Living...
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Can't boot from a cleared disk as in "On a cleared disk you can seek forever."

Or should it be clean house !

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Disk erase and zero according of DoD Standard 5220.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment kralizec
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Declaration of Independence - If you hate your government you can have a revolution and start over.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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If you are like your political system, if is like your president, you can keep your president and corrupt two party political system.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Groundhog Day
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That's just crazy talk...

Obama

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Nothing but the...
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This is downright deception by a president who took an oath to the American people.  This is not a game Obama, where you can lie and cheat your way into the Whitehouse. You are playing with the lives of millions of citizens who you called upon to vote for you and did so because you lied to them. Surely the only appropriate thing to do would be to resign or face the alternative of an impeachment.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Hippocratic Oaf
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You obviously don't know who you're dealing with.

And never call me Shirley

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment dracos_ghost
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Surely the only appropriate thing to do would be to resign or face the alternative of an impeachment.

Good one. You forgot the sarcasm tag. First, sociopathic narcissists don't resign by definition -- the world revolves around them. And as long as the traitors in the House like Boehner and Ryan coupled with the retards in the Senate on both sides of the aisle, there is a higher probability of First Contact with an Extraterrestrial species than impeachment happening.

Big fucking puppet show.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 19:04 | Link to Comment SDShack
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0zer0 to the rest of the world "Eat your damn peas!"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:28 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Arrest the treasonist scumbags alredy....

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment Wahooo
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Did you see what Henry Chao said today: 60-70% of the obamacare delivery system YET TO BE BUILT! They don't have the payments systems done.

This administration turns disaster into catastrophe.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment SDShack
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"Wasn't the jobs rigging supposed to be misleading?"

It depends on what your definition of 'is' is.


Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Cdad
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You know...short the Comedy Central Network.  They cannot compete in this environment.  

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:07 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This picture of Obama sums up what he thinks of all you.

http://freepatriot.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/obama-booed.jpg

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:08 | Link to Comment Haus-Targaryen
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Misleading report on the misleading report on jobs numbers is misleading. 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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It's misleading because the lies and corruption are actually worse than initially reported.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:19 | Link to Comment object_orient
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It was only a few bad apples at the Census Bureau. There were absolutely no orders from the higher-ups to manipulate data. The lawyers wrote a memo that it was all legal and I believed them. By the way, the lawyers have sovereign immunity from lawsuits and prosecution. I was in Miami that week, it couldn't have been me....

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Bennie Noakes
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Just like it was only a few bad apples at the IRS that decided to audit any groups associated with the tea party.

Why do all the bad apples seem to be so eager to help Obama?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:09 | Link to Comment koaj
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goverment lies about everything!!!! yet when you question the official government 9/11 story, people lose their friggin minds.

with each passing day, my tin foil hat gets one layer thinner

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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dont tell newman

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:11 | Link to Comment centerline
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The numbers were "flawed" - not rigged.  See.  All just a misunderstanding.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:13 | Link to Comment NeedleDickTheBu...
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Misleading or factual incorrect?

Misleading, as in you didn't spin things they way we wanted you to spin them; or factual incorrect, as in we did not do what we are accused of doing.

It feels like we're back to the days of "it depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is".

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment lunaticfringe
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Absolutely fucking shameless. Three more years. God help us.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment RobD
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Yes and then we get Hillary! So much better....not. We are so fucked.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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The Clintons are a nasty pre-existing condition!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Speaking of Hilary, where is she?  Shouldn't she be out on this issue slamming a table and shouting, "What difference does it make?!?!"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:00 | Link to Comment vlad335
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Speaking of Hilary, where is she?

She is holed up somewhere shooting botox and developing a strategy where she is totally against all this lying and stuff.

God help us if she gets power over the new NSA surveillance state.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:31 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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Botox ain't gonna cut it.  She gotta chainsaw off some of that broad ham of hers.  Maybe that's why they're gonna line up Christy as her opponent - so she'll look skinny next to him.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Lies, damn lies, and politics ...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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We have a circus for a government and 'Carney' is aptly named to be in it. 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Don't we wish!  At this point lions, zebras, and (real) clowns would be preferable.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Nomads, you know...smell like cabbage...small hands.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Define misleading.

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment RealityCheque
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The amount of lying and rigging was under-reported.

It was misleading to think they'd stop at any stage.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Dr. Venkman
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Carney says report on jobs number rigging is allergic.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Dewey Cheatum Howe
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What difference does it make? Followed by I need some TP for my bunghole.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment MFLTucson
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And we all know that Barrack Hussien Obama can be trusted.  His word is good!  lol!!!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:16 | Link to Comment 666
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Thanks to the White House for saving the taxpayers oodles of money by doing their efficient and quick investigation without having to resort to the usual channels of expensive research by other federal government employees.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment El Vaquero
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The White House can suck my dick.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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"White House" = raycis term.

 

"Barry's Crib" would be better.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment g speed
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How can Jay Carney lookin the mirror in the morning and know he has to lie every day all day to keep his job?? Better yet what does he tell his kids when they lie--don't lie, it's not good to lie???   

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:26 | Link to Comment oddjob
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Lying comes easy for a whore.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:20 | Link to Comment fooshorter
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~Barry S.

 

 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:21 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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If you like your job, you can keep it.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:18 | Link to Comment kralizec
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If you like breathing...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:22 | Link to Comment 0b1knob
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Obama not liar says Obama.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Sun and Moon
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"I did not have sex with that jobs report!"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:28 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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What?! The numbers that make the foundation of the world's largest free market economy are not adding up? WTF? Does this mean the invisible hand and the tooth fairy don't exist?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:29 | Link to Comment pragmatic hobo
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... the best and the brightest they are not ...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment medium giraffe
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No, no... the word isn't 'Misleading', it's 'Mismanaging'.  American English, eh? :)

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I AM NOT A...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment medium giraffe
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"Debt Throat"

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 23:40 | Link to Comment Tebow
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Oh Willy, debt bro? If only there weren't so many racist knocking our honorable President things would be going so much better. Just ask Oprah, its all people like you'z fault. Whats wrong, don't you love your country?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:33 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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What? Can it be, the entire monetary system is a fake, rigged lie?

Then what is the american dream based upon? 

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment logicalman
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"It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it"

George Carlin

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment texas sandman
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One of my favorite Carlin lines suits this as well:

 

"Heres another bunch of people who should be locked in portable toilets and set on fire."

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:35 | Link to Comment RealityCheque
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Hey Jay!

I hope you die from anal cancer. Soon.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Pancho Villa
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The fact that they say it is "misleading" rather than "false", must mean that it is basically true.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Richard Head
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Carney needs to be the first one to hang when the revolution comes.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Occident Mortal
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It's getting pretty tired when everyone can see the old man behind the curtain and apathy is such that nobody bothers to call him out. Everyone expect the president to tell lies and be corrupt. Everyone expects to be shafted by their bank. People just turn the other cheek now.

The whole Western Hemisphere is waning. Our world is a post peak production world where we idle along just trying to keep the wheels rolling over. It's pathetic. There is no ambition to surmount the debt and/or compete with the East. This is the fight of our lives, and 99% of people couldn't give a fuck.

It is a long long time since I saw my own society do something I was proud of.

Escapism is what everyone aspires to. When was the last time you felt inspired to go and achieve something by anyone other than your own children?

It's sad for kids growing up today that they are nurtured into a culture of fleeing reality and escaping into a virtual reality where their standing is much greater. They don't care about reality any more, it's too difficult and nobody is fueling them with any aspirations whatsoever.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:44 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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Try smoking marijuana....

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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Misleading, misleading! Thus sayeth The Waffle House, everything is utterly misleading.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Bear
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It is so, so comforting to know that the WH has checked this out and concluded that we are the BLS can be believed

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment dobermangang
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You lie!

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:55 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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This the White House knows.  but they didn't know about website issues, irs, benghazi, fast and furious,....

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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forgot to mention, didn't know people would lose their plans and wouldn't save any money on insurance...

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment BullyBearish
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If this isn't proof of a ONE PARTY government, there isn't one.  Where were the Re Pube Likums when this happened?  There isn't one of them in the commerce dept?  Just as lame as Romney backing down to Candy Crowley and giving Obummer the election.  It's OK...WWF at its best...or worst for us.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment freedogger
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Hollywood should start getting anxious, they can't beat the drama, comedy, and game shows that Washington comes up with.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:31 | Link to Comment vxpatel
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Who do you think is writing this script?

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 16:37 | Link to Comment lex parsimoniae
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The spectacular fraud of the federal government, from the top to the bottom is understood by everyone. But it's great entertainment watching the perpetrators dance, still believing they have us fooled.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 17:38 | Link to Comment tenpanhandle
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No!  I am not entertained.

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 21:35 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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At the rate his presidency is collapsing the name will become a slang term to future generations.

"Hey dumb ass, don't be an Obama..."

Tue, 11/19/2013 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Tebow
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Oh Willy, debt bro? If only there weren't so many racist knocking our honarable President things would be going so much better. Just ask Oprah, its all people like you'z fault. Whats wrong, don't you love your country?

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