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Here Come The Even Higher Insurance Premiums

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Remember when Obama apologized about lying for years that "you can keep your old plan" even though he knew you can't? It seems many more apologies are forthcoming, now that it is about to become clear that the Affordable Care Act had an epic, if very unfortunate, typo in the first word.

From CBS' White House correspondent Mark Knoller:

It's ok though. Obama is sorry.

 

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Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:34 | 4175483 Cult_of_Reason
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If you like your QE, you can keep your QE. Period.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7fvpjkxEVs

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:36 | 4175498 Dear Infinity
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But what if I don't want my QE anymore? Can I get a reimbursement for my out of pocket inflation?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:44 | 4175536 Cult_of_Reason
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If you don't like your QE, you will keep your QE. Period.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:52 | 4175564 knukles
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Fuck everybody.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:57 | 4175593 mofreedom
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And pay for all of your big ticket Christmas gifts in $1 bills (try pennies but that might you get thrown in the clink) that ought to gum up the works...as it will take a set of four emps to make sure they got the count right.

Oh, and write on each dollar bill that Obawambiennie likes to smoke sausage.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:18 | 4175686 TeamDepends
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Not talented enough to play a fiddle, Barry "sings" while America burns.  God help ushttp://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/michelle-obama-my-husband-has-got-sw...

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:37 | 4175725 wee-weed up
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Obama lied... Health care died.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:50 | 4175785 Pure Evil
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Buy a whole bunch of shiite, take it out and play with it, then take it all back right after Christmas.

Talk about fuk with their heads.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:48 | 4176158 JohnnyBriefcase
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Big Centralized Unaccountable Government:

Anything that is bad for you, you get to keep. Anything that is good for you, we get to keep.

 

Because fuck you.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 03:12 | 4176579 TruthInSunshine
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"If You Think Health Care is Expensive Now — Just Wait Until it's Free."

---P.J. O'Rourke

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 08:26 | 4176750 kralizec
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And people laughed at it then...now?  Not so much.

Damned idiots.

 

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 03:14 | 4176580 TruthInSunshine
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DT

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 09:52 | 4176871 exi1ed0ne
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Healthcare was already terminal.  He's just unplugging the life support.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:57 | 4175596 cougar_w
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I'm at about that point right now. Just let it burn. I'll deal with the pain somehow. But I can't stand to watch this slow-motion train wreck anymore.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:06 | 4175628 MichiganMilitiaMan
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I agree!  Get this shit over with.  At least I'll know what I'm dealing with.  If not dead.  Oh well- On a Long Enough Time Line . . .

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:02 | 4175817 NotApplicable
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As per the plan...

drip...

drip...

drip...

drip...

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:16 | 4176062 Blano
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I'm not ready for it yet, but I feel the same way.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 08:26 | 4176747 kralizec
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Hey knukles, that's my motto!

(One of 'em anyway...but it's OK...more people should share it!)

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:57 | 4175597 Keyser
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You will like your QE or the DOJ, EPA, IRS, DHS and the rest of the alphabet soap will be shining a light in every orifice of your body. 

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:46 | 4175543 Occident Mortal
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I wonder if the Tea Party will have more public support going into the next debt ceiling face off??

Delay Obamacare for 1 year? You evil bastards!!!

Oh wait... Obamacare is not free? It costs more? WTF?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:57 | 4175590 knukles
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You remember?
At the outset of this turd, it was gonna be "free"

The Republican Establishment is at War with it's own Base.
They'll try to run a Chris Christe or other fucking RINO numb-nut again and once again, get beaten toa pulp by HillBillary without a sweat.

They simply refuse to accept that with the T's Libertarians, ain't a single RINO gonna decamp into the Democrats wile a bazillion Independents and Centrists will have had more than fucking enough with the Democrats (aka in current incantation, Marxist Fucking Progressives) to NOT VOTE FOR A TEA LIBERTARIAN

But ain't gonna fucking happen

This is utterly so fucked up it is almost beyond reality.

We've mad men form the asylum in charge.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:12 | 4175660 Anusocracy
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Governments are designed to steal and the masses are designed to let them.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:56 | 4175802 Pure Evil
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What's the point of voting?

The Diebold machines determine who wins.

You're best bet is to just write in Adolf Hitler and get it over with.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:04 | 4175824 NotApplicable
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Those machines are merely tools of factional infighting. Humanity is screwed regardless of the existence of voting "irregularities."

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:29 | 4175904 uplicidlit
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@Not Applicable -  Well said, I concur.  Lying, sleazy, amoral dirtbags of all political persuasions rule the world.

 

And, guess what? Plenty of regular citizens support them in doing that very thing.

It's mirror time, people!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 23:59 | 4176341 MisterMousePotato
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IOW, people get the government they deserve.

Hm.

Seems more like *I* get the government *THEY* deserve.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:23 | 4175881 uplicidlit
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@Pure Evil - I agree with you.....Diebold decides.

 

C'mon Knuckles...you're smarter than that. To believe all of that stupid political theater actually matters? C'mon man...it's game. You know that.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:34 | 4175925 El Vaquero
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Why rig the election when both candidates will do fundamentally the same things?  Sure, there'll be a little more defense spending with one guy or a little more entitlement spending with the other guy, but remember that Mr Hopey-Changey douchenozzle was going to be so much different than Bush, yet, we got more war, more droning, more spying and more scandals.  Think McCain or Romney would have been different?  I don't, at least not on the fundamentally important issues, which is why I don't think there is even a need to rig the elections.  The candidates are rigged. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 23:59 | 4176345 MisterMousePotato
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Yeah. Didn't Barack sell Guantanimo to a developer? Probably DiFi's husband.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:18 | 4176068 Blano
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That fatass New Joisey RINO is the one person who will prevent me from coming out of voting retirement and casting a ballot against Hitlery.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:37 | 4175501 Hedgetard55
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He also said the average shmo would pay 2,500 FRNs LESS than before. And he said the moon is made of green cheese, and he did not have sexual relations with that body man, Reggie Love. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:40 | 4175514 fonzannoon
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Now just imagine if these dumb fuckin sheep had any idea that 85 bil a month was being handed to the banks while we boil in the pot.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:44 | 4175523 TruthInSunshine
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Whoocadaknowed it!

SURPRISE!

*It's not as if Big Health Care wasn't allowed to LITERALLY write the ACA.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:13 | 4175855 RSloane
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Well crap, now I can't unsee that Fonz.

/reaches for the eye drops

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:43 | 4175957 Pure Evil
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Why do her kids have no resemblance to the Stooge In Chief?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:51 | 4176162 Overfed
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Rhetorical question, yes?

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 02:49 | 4176566 Angus McHugepenis
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I thought it was a statement of fact.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 23:49 | 4176320 Clowns on Acid
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3 meals ahead and 2 shits behind....fonz

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:47 | 4175546 Bay of Pigs
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Talking to a friend of mine (who's an Obamabot), on the epic failure of the ACA so far and he said to me, "That Zero Hedge is rotting your brain".

I laughed pretty hard.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:49 | 4175550 nmewn
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About him not having one?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:55 | 4175581 Bay of Pigs
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Pretty much. I'm done trying to convince anyone if they can't see it with their own two eyes at this point.

I laugh and just walk away.

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:04 | 4175622 Keyser
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In the immortal words of Ron White - You can't fix stupid. 

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:24 | 4175696 new game
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i asked some o-bots today wtf is going on with o-care and acted totally uninformed. they slammed the aca but noted that the repubs had hacked the website.  i'm lol'g my guts out and playing along.

i said ya maybe like nixon breaking in on the dnc...

some things will never change

red/ blue - sad fkg story...

hey being dumb fucked and acting that way to avoid conflicts has its rewards.

like i can change this shit anyways.

totally turned off, tuned out and navigating the path of least resist. and cost...

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:04 | 4175823 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat you as an equal."
--
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 02:45 | 4176560 Angus McHugepenis
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I will roadside shit in memory of all dumb shits.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 04:21 | 4176628 TheFourthStooge-ing
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A fitting tribute, somehow a very mattering thing.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:31 | 4175707 Everybodys All ...
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Seriously, anyone who has not been awakened from the Obama trance is not worth another conversation on the subject.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:57 | 4175591 The Navigator
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We need to establish a ZeroHedge Republic somewhere (not just in CyberSpace) to get away from these bonehead parasites.

And NEVER, EVER, let them or their kin cross the territorial line.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:05 | 4175624 Keyser
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It's called Texas...

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:53 | 4175798 SWRichmond
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You mean Galt's Gulch.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:22 | 4176082 Blano
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This is the problem.  Some police state and far lefty wackos are already here, they're just outnumbered for the moment.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:07 | 4175839 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Make it a confederation and the microfiefdom of Shempistan might be interested.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 02:43 | 4176558 Angus McHugepenis
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We just need to get together on mattering things and have a good roadside shitting to seal the deal.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:58 | 4175592 The Navigator
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DUP - removed

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:52 | 4175566 fonzannoon
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Here is a question for your friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gaUp1DvVs

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:55 | 4175584 infinity8
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Sounds like my mother.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:56 | 4175587 Miffed Microbio...
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I get that a lot from public employees.

Miffed;-)

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:54 | 4175577 robertocarlos
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The banks have to pay that money back so even if they lose it in the market, we're good. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:04 | 4175621 disabledvet
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"we're still bailing out Europe's financial system...now say hello to soaring health insurance premiums." say again? with interest rates the lowest on record? talk about "catastrophic coverage." if State and local Governments start getting a ten fold premium "shock-ku" should be interesting to see if there's any "squawking." talk about "putting the premium" in "premium pricing." the bulk of America won't have healthcare period. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwinnODU0yo and here's United Healthcare chiming in as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf4YINfjQaQ

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:41 | 4175519 The Alarmist
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Wow .... higher rates. Couldn't possibly have seen that coming from a secret cabal meeting behind closed doors to discuss our fates.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175534 max2205
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$10 says these prices never make it into the PPI or CPI

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:35 | 4175718 Everybodys All ...
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This is to put off a "death spiral" of the entirety because there are mostly unhealthy people signing up for it.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:00 | 4175605 azzhatter
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Ben can print that

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:41 | 4175518 RmcAZ
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If you don't like QE, you can also keep your QE.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175533 resurger
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extra twist with that please! Thnx

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175537 johngaltfla
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Wait until all the "working poor" find out their subsidy quotes via Healtcrap.gov are invalid after January 15, 2014 and the second phase of sequester kicks in causing a 7.2% reduction in the amount of money available for subsidies....

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:00 | 4175606 texas sandman
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Or, John, they find out they don't have any coverage at any price.  As I'm sure you've seen, they haven't even started building the back office on healthcrud.gov., so there's no way for people to pay a premium.  No premium, no coverage.

 

However, I'm sure MaoBama will just waive that requirement as well.

 

Thinking strongly about going long KY Jelly and Preperation H.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:05 | 4175623 johngaltfla
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Oh, it's about to get classic. Two major lawsuits both on Article 1, Section 8 of the Constitution moving rapidly through the Federal Courts, entire citeis seeing their health insurance plans cancelled for municipal employees right before Christmas, and the idiots thinking that people who earn McWages will have extra money to pay $300+ per month with a $6500 deductible for health insurance.

 

It's what happens when you put academic pinheads in charge instead of people who have actually signed the front of a G.D. check.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:37 | 4175731 texas sandman
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Yeah, well if MaoBama thinks buying insurance is hard, he ought to try and pay for it.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:26 | 4175893 Omen IV
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health care is being systematically priced out of reach - in order to effect the social policy of Murder by Neglect - as the preferred irradication tool

the affordable care act and the website fiasco was designed deliberately to relieve corporation of their health plans so that there would be only private policy solutions and then make them unaffordable - they want 160 million people dead within 50 years in the USA and reduce the worldwide population as well by 4 billion

it is going to be mahem!

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:06 | 4176357 Hal n back
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Its even more insulting in that they did not even have to low ball the first year to get your business.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:36 | 4175491 VD
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sorry but go FUCK YOURSELF O&co,

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:26 | 4175700 ghengis86
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I junked you because you used the word "sorry". There's no need to feel sorry. You have nothing for which to apologize. Get rid of that guilt and let it flow...

FUCK YOU OBAMA
FUCK YOU BEN SHALOM
FUCK YOU YELLEN
FUCK YOU CONGRESS
FUCK YOU BANKER CUNTS
FUCK YOU BLACK ROBED, SPINLESS FUCKS
FUCK YOU STATISTS
FUCK YOU CORPORATE FASCISTS

YOU CAN ALL FUCK YOURSELVES STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

Be true to yourself!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:57 | 4175805 Wen_Dat
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I junked him cause he's VD

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:13 | 4175857 Jon Bong Jovi
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Fuck it. You are right. Be true to yourself. I'm going to hang out with my rich friends and just spend my money on hookers and drugs. Fuck this helping people shit. Fuckin' ingrates. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:29 | 4175905 ghengis86
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And I junked you because, well, just because. Sorry brah. I've either had too much or not enough whisky

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:06 | 4176360 MisterMousePotato
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Please. Here at ZeroHedge, we do not "junk."

We give "angry downtwinkles."

Doesnlt that sound much nicer?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:37 | 4175500 Seize Mars
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Biggest crime spree of all time.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:46 | 4175542 HardlyZero
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Heathercare Shakedown....give it up !  give up.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:39 | 4175738 resurger
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i started to believe that this obama care clusterfuck is even worse than GFC and the Q4Ever.sorry

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:37 | 4175502 Overfed
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Bwahahahhahahhahahaa to every fucking idiot who voted for this shit!!!!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:40 | 4175504 papaswamp
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need to stock up on KY jelly... a lot of people going to have angry whale eye.... and in other news today... the debt crossed $17.2 Trillion

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:39 | 4175557 HardlyZero
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Star Trek: Trouble with Tribbles

Fed: Yellen Trillions Trifles

Now all we need is some Harry Mudd...or Harry Houdini to get out of this bind.

Where is Spock ?  We need a Logic Lesson...for Fed Idiots and Dummies.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:37 | 4175505 666
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Can you think of a better way to redistribute wealth?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:40 | 4175513 TheReplacement
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You could just line them all up and shoot them and take everything.  It's more efficient but it's only good one time.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:35 | 4175715 Winston Churchill
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Shhhh.

What do you think DHS wants those dum dums for.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:18 | 4175864 Things that go bump
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Because they can fleece us repeatedly, but they can only skin us once?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:20 | 4175870 Jon Bong Jovi
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I'm not sure who's wealth they've redistributed because I'm making more money than I ever have doing less than ever before. I know the shit is fucked, but I'm stacking like never before. I kind of feel guilty, but fuck, I guess I'm doing something right.

Shit is ridiculous. I'm not even worried about my financial future anymore. I'm trying to set my kids up in the event they're stupid as shit that all this money I made will keep the next three generations in the good life. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:26 | 4176091 Blano
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Quit complaining, be thankful, keep doing what you're doing, and keep stacking.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:37 | 4175507 resurger
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Opama is a bad nikka!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:41 | 4175517 buzzsaw99
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I endorse Owebombacare.

Signed, Ben Dover.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:42 | 4175525 lakecity55
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in 2014, millions will become bankrupt, or have to sacrifice their homes, cars, food, utilities...

Now you know why they bought billions of rounds. They are going to use them- on US!

Meanwhile, the gay little weasel will have plenty of dope, tall boys, fried chicken and homosex, living large with a big screen TV at 1600 PA Avenue, protected by the SS!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:43 | 4175527 Mae Kadoodie
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Look...this is on me...OK?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:43 | 4175528 resurger
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WHY CANT THIS MOTHER FUCKER ASK FOR HIGHER PREMIUMS FROM THE FEDERAL RESERVE! WHY WHEN THOSE FUCKING GOVERNMENTS ARE BROKE THEY GO AFTER THE FUCKING PEOPLE!

This is just fucking Disgusting!!!!!!!!

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:50 | 4175552 Carl Popper
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After seeing a bunch of your posts it is clear you belong at the Daily Kos. Not here.

Words appear near your avatar but most of the time show economic illiteracy or just remind me of a socialist trying to sound like he isnt really a socialist (but not doing a very good job of it )

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:58 | 4175588 HardlyZero
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But...its where this is all going eventually.  Fed Yellen will have a new legal "objective", to support ACA for $100B a month.

It is scary...but quicker and simple that way...so I am OK with it.

If the FED funds ACA then we will have stepped off the ledge and gravity will assist.

UNLIMITED FED PRINTING WITHOUT A DEBT LIMIT OR DEBT CEILING STRAIGHT AHEAD !

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:59 | 4175604 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Fed Yellen will have a new legal "objective", to support ACA for $100B a month

ACA bonds.   I'm likin' it.    It could be as good as the SS scam.   

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:08 | 4175636 HardlyZero
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Gravity.  Not sure there will be any terminal velocity.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:01 | 4175610 resurger
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ok boss, am sorry, i try hard to understand sometimes, but i try.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 23:28 | 4176263 quasimodo
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Good gawd man, it's either caps lock or all lowercase? Are you off the meds again lol?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:44 | 4175529 Running On Bing...
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No problem. I'm not paying anyway!

Over.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:46 | 4175535 Carl Popper
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Look up the definition of adverse selection.

The system was not actuarily sound to begin with. I do not see how an actuary signed off on this. I want to see his or her name.

There were never enough serious penalties to prevent people from opting out. The benefits were far far too rich, and how in the hell did an actuary not estimate how much gaming of the system there would be with income shifting and misreporting?

I am grandfathered for a year with an excellent high deductible plan so I can ride this out. It is fubar'd completely.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:05 | 4175625 texas sandman
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I'm not sure a human actuary did, as the insurance industry has seen Wall Street rake in billions so they've decided to join the club......and employ the MIT Brigade, the quants.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175539 max2205
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If you can't afford it, Barry owns you

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:54 | 4175574 cougar_w
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Barry ain't gett'n much about now.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 22:26 | 4176090 lakecity55
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Reggie is out of town?

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:43 | 4176433 HardlyZero
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Barry down in Barry Town.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175540 nmewn
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Rope for sale here!

Selling it by the inch ;-)

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:49 | 4175779 Angus McHugepenis
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nmewn: Please advise your pricing so I can compare to WallyWorld. Oh, do you stock guillotines?

TIA - Agnus the Hanger

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:46 | 4176439 HardlyZero
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Guillotine kits...now that would be a winning product on Amazon.  No foolin.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:45 | 4175541 lakecity55
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"If you don't like your slavery, you will still keep your slavery."

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:02 | 4175611 HardlyZero
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Expect in-place debtor prisons soon, along with federally funded mobile home parks for other debtors, with nicely decorated razor wire fencing.

Which restraunt chain will get the food contracts ?

It might look something between Soylent Green, Matrix and some WB7 holiday pictures from prior years.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:48 | 4175548 Joenobody12
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What a mess. Some black asshole thinks he can manage the country but he is in over his fucking head. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:53 | 4175570 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Some black asshole thinks he can manage the country but he is in over his fucking head. 

Well,  allot of people voted for him.  And allot of them actually wanted the socialist OldFart scam to be available for everybody, but the Blue Team told them it was better to let the insurance companies have big subsidies because the Red Team didn't want socialism for the Non-OldFarts.   So, here we are.    

Confuse 'em with bullshit.   Works every time.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:54 | 4175576 Carl Popper
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Guys it is interesting how types who wish to discredit us come over here and use language so they can paint us all with the racist brush to dismiss us. They should be called out. (unles we are discussing the tribe, but they are big boys. They can take it lol)

Does it matter what race the clueless asshole is?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:56 | 4175589 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Does it matter what race the clueless asshole is?

Dude, there wouldn't BE a Red Team without "those people" and the "fornicating harlots".  

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:50 | 4175551 NOTaREALmerican
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It's getting like Big-MIC and the thousand dollar toilets.  

Oh well,  Big-Gov is designed to move loot to the smart-n-savvy people.  It never ends.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:53 | 4175569 cougar_w
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Of course it ends. It just doesn't end in a way anyone will walk away from intact.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:50 | 4175553 lakecity55
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"Sorry, Mr Smith, but our records indicate a police license plate scanner picked up a "Fair Tax" bumper sticker on your auto three years ago."
"I had to sell my car to pay for Ohomocare."
"Too bad. You're disqualified and you will have to walk."
"But my leg is broken! That's why I am here."
"Sorry. Next serf!"

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:00 | 4175608 Running On Bing...
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Remember the Google barges?
http://us.generation-nt.com/google-floating-barge-fin-sails-news-4402522...

I'm going to construct a few of my own, float them just outside the International water boundary and staff them full of qualified doctors from other nations.

Our rates will be good, our product will be good, the best part? Non taxable fucking income, just like GOOG!

Over.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:47 | 4175971 Nojak
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You're not afraid of my Drones? I like to kill you know....

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:28 | 4175898 wisehiney
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I don't think medical personnel would see it the same way, but a couple of days ago a cop let slide on a speeding ticket because he said he liked the Gadsden "Don't Tread On Me" t-shirt that I was wearing. 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:51 | 4175559 cougar_w
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Everyone wants in on the act.

On the plus side, it's gonna be fun watching these sociopathic fuckers killing each other trying to be first getting their meat hooks into the last American citizen living a middle-class lifestyle.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:51 | 4175561 Hedgetard55
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Thank you John Roberts.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:52 | 4175565 surf0766
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Where is Screamin' Al "Tawana' Sharpton when you need him.

We need good comic relief.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:53 | 4175568 sschu
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This is going to backfire so big for those Obamacare Bots.  They think they can just legislate people into paying 50% more for their gold plated insurance.  They have a couple things working against them, hospitals cannot refuse to care for people, enrollment does not appear to be restricted and you cannot deny insurance for pre-existing conditions.

So if it came down to paying Bam or their mortgage, the mortgage wins.  People will pay cash to go to the doctor, if they get diagnosed with a serious disease they will quickly enroll in Obamacare and if they get hurt they will go to the hospital and duke it out with the bill collectors.

What are they going to do, show up with the police to collect?  Wait till that shows up on the 5:00PM news.   

What a scam.

sschu

 

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:28 | 4175706 Angus McHugepenis
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You can't FORCE people to PAY for SHIT they don't want or simply CAN'T AFFORD.

Just tell the IRS you want to pay in BitCoins because that's all you have.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:55 | 4175793 sschu
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It may just be that the Bamster will wait it out.  If a few people get ruined in the process, too bad, the greater good is served.  If you have a family, you will have to choose, pay 50% more for insurance or do without.  The Bamster may also have no choice.  Changing direction, rates and policies 6 weeks prior may be too little time.

What will you do?  Is it worth the risk to go bankrupt or not get the care (even sub standard care) your kid or wife needs?

This is evil, it may be criminal, we will know soon enough.

sschu

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 21:04 | 4175826 Angus McHugepenis
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sschu: I don't know what the answer is for each family or individual. I don't even live there but I can't help thinking that what this comes down to is... if you DON'T sign up you're fucked. If you DO sign up you're fucked.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:30 | 4176412 El
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Yeah, it's worth the risk. Obamacare was my line in the sand. 

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:50 | 4176444 HardlyZero
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They say 50 million to 100 million may be dropped in 2014 from their existing plans.

Expect Democrat demolition all year long.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 19:53 | 4175571 Z_End
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Worse yet to come?

Second wave of health plan cancellations looms.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/11/20/second-wave-health-plan-cance...

"A new and independent analysis of ObamaCare warns of a ticking time bomb, predicting a second wave of 50 million to 100 million insurance policy cancellations next fall -- right before the mid-term elections."

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:53 | 4176449 HardlyZero
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Sorry to say but it will destroy many things.  Many will wake up.  So in that sense (only) its 'all good'.

I hope I can see all this stuff as it devolves...it deserves to return to dust.

Its hard enough and now it will get much harder.

Many in society are snapping and its getting tense.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:02 | 4175614 SillySalesmanQu...
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Robin DaHood strikes again...robbbing the poor, so you pay more.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:03 | 4175616 tnquake
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a rather attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to complete.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks “What are they doing in there?”
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The nurse responds, “They’re getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.”

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:17 | 4175684 resurger
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lol

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:03 | 4175617 lakecity55
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"...but I can't pay these rates."
"how old is that cute ittle boy, Mr Jones?"
"My kid? 8."
"Perhaps we can make a deal. They are looking for young 'pages' at the White House."

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:10 | 4175643 One And Only
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OBAMACARE.

His motherfucking name is on it.

OWN IT MOTHERFUCKER.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 00:55 | 4176455 HardlyZero
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He built that, all by himself.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:13 | 4175662 Winston Smith 2009
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Not exactly news or a surprise:

49-state Analysis - Obamacare to Raise Premiums by Average of 41%

http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2013/11/04/49-state-analysis-obamacare-to-increase-individual-market-premiums-by-avg-of-41-subsidies-flow-to-elderly/

A big surprise to the bleeding heart morons who believe there's such a thing as a free lunch. Some actual quotes in the news from these idiots: "I was all for Obamacare until I found out I was paying for it" and “Of course, I want people to have health care, I just didn’t realize I would be the one who was going to pay for it personally.”

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:52 | 4175791 texas sandman
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What do you expect when 49% of the working public pays no income tax.  It's always the OTHER guy, you know, the rich dude that pays this shit.

 

Welcome to reality Low Information America.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:15 | 4175671 MedicalQuack
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Like I said a few days ago with the insurers...new models needed...calling all Quants...not actuaries here need C++, Python and other languages to create new math models...I'm sure it's not setting well with a few insurers as this was not in their plans..  The regulators still depend on actuaries so that will give you an idea here on their thoughts. 

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2013/11/president-obamas-decision-to-exte...

And now we have Blue Cross in one are of the US running ads...can't deal with Healthcare.Gov..talk to use directly:)

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2013/11/reaching-new-low-wellmark-blue-cr...

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:17 | 4175681 Max Cynical
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This must be what they mean by "bending the cost curve"...

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:37 | 4175733 Black Warrior W...
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Did anyone think otherwise?

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:41 | 4175748 Everybodys All ...
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If you wanted to truly destroy this country from the inside you would have a hard time doing it any better than what Obamacare is designed to do when it's completely unveiled. Bare in mind we haven't even seen the law fully implemented.

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:45 | 4175749 tony wilson
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you white folks are outta control and full of race hate.

fact obama is paying for folks gas and house payments you never had it so good.

rejoice suckers.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjYdR_m2LNQ

Wed, 11/20/2013 - 20:54 | 4175757 texas sandman
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http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/20/next-obamacare-dilemma-for-obama-b...

 

Apparently, MaoBama thinks he hasn't broken enough laws yet this year, might as well pile on.

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