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Is my Tanning covered with #ObamaCare? #OrangeisTheNewBlack
Perhaps Biden can get Corzine to help me?
using the sex-worker exemption for non-silicon based orange boners, the congressman was able to quickly secure a obamacare policy
"Hi. I'm John Boehner. I'm not a real American in search of healthcare, but I play one on TV..."
If Boehner would just join a union, then he wouldn't have this problem.
For the love of God, can't we ban public employee unions now?
"Why is there no 'invertibrate' option under 'ethnicity'?"
Flash Player has caused an error, bitchez!
"This is the address the guys at the SEC and NSA gave me. He said it was the most devious shit on the internet. FUUUUU!!"
Thus resolves the empty GOP promise from the Fall of 2010, to "dismantle and defund."
Caption ?
"The official Republican affirmation of their support for ObamaCare."
"Which key moves that arrow, pointer thingie?"
"I should get full subsidy because I am soon to be unemployed!"
"Damn, this keyboard has more buttons than my phone does! How do I spell 'BONER', again? Oh yeah, hmmm...O, B, O, N, E, R, C, A, R, E,..."
"Where's the Surrender button?"
Please stop with the jokes about the man. He needs urgent spinal work. A complete remake would be beyond his pay grade.
Why does it keep saying: "Jump you fuckers?"
Just another act as he and his merry band of thieves are exempt from ofarce care
Exactly! Douchebag John has his own sweet Federal Health/Retirement plan and is not subject to the ACA.
So why the dog and pony show of pretending to apply?
All these assholes should be made to suffer under the same shit they are shoveling out to the rest of us.
Idoublepost
Poor guy has a pre-existing condition: Weepy Face.
Do you have a "Depends" for that, TeamDepends?
Depends. Do you know the handshake?
Orange is a pre-existing condition.
Boehner the mad hacker.
"Here is a little Stuxnet for you ObamaCare. Taste this worm, Obama you worm. "
"What? 400% increase on my current premium -stuff that! ....wait...escape button not responding? escape ESCAPE Dammit ITS FROZEN! HEEEEEEELLPP!!!!!!! "
'thank you for registering. While we resolve issues preventing your membership approval, your information has been processed by the NSA and you have been designated a terrorist threat'
Vaporized. I like it.
Big f-ing deal! Congress, the President and the Cabinet and all of their Fr-ing staffs are all exempt from Obama-Shit-Care. This is theater for republicans who do not know any better.
F-you Boehner!
Sorry, was I supposed to include a caption to be thread compliant, but I could not resist.
No. It is however, taxed by 0'Bamacare.
screen name: MillionDollarBonus
"John Boehner gets his identity stolen".
New info I dug up FYI: http://thebullelephant.com/healthcare-gov-is-an-identity-theft-machine/
WTF!!
WHO IS THAT DOUCHE?
http://www.democratic-republicans.us/images/Albert-Thomas-LadyBird-LBJ-J...
iCry
Only in the bronze plan.
"What do you mean it is an extra three hundred dollars a month since I have bronzier applied to my skin three times a week. How does make me more likely to get cancer!?"
He can't even type. Hunting and Pecking!
Where' his ash tray? God I want to be a Congressman so I can smoke indoors again.
Sorry, no smoking even for the thieves. I bought one of the senate ashtrays littering ebay after the ban.
Say it aint so Z, say it aint so. Serioulsy, when did that take affect?
Looks like the last ones closed in 2009... http://dcist.com/2009/09/capitol_hills_last_smoking_rooms_pr.php
Hunting and Peckering. He is a Boehner after all.
You're giving him too much credit. A boner stands firm, this limp ass dick can't stand up to anything.
In the rare event of a Boehner lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
His name is an anagram for "Boner? Eh..."
Now why is my password BOZO2 and not 1........he promised me I could be 1
"I guess I should have swallowed... then I could have gotten an exemption."
Typing: "Special Congressional plan with premium, deductible, and co-pay waiver."
Muttering to himself: "Haven't those damn insurance companies got that memo yet?"
Boners hands are photoshopped. In reality, they're 2 cloven hoofs...
He's been a Boehner for more than 4 hours. Quick, someone call a doctor. Oh wait, no insurance...
Like he really needs to sign up. Give me a break.
God please work, please work, I don't want to have to contest this legislation any longer, please make it go away, please work, please work, God I hate the Tea Party, please work, please work, it's not a failure if this website works, please God, I don't have the spine to fight this law on behalf on the American people, please make it all go away.
"It's enough to make you weep..."
Heh, Heh, if it's so good, I'm sure Obama won't mind if I sign him up. Now what is his SSN?
Re Now what is his (Obama's) SSN?
Pick any one from - at last count - 47.
Just random generate basede on the state of CT.
By the way, he never lived there, how did he get a SSN with CT in it?
He must have hoped he had!!!
Dammit, he a ferener.
No Bama!!!
No Boner!!!
Boehner is another fucking slime ball...he's in on this scam from Day One.
<--Scam from day one.
<--They really are that incompetent.
First survey question, which one is it?
<--Scam from day one.
<--They really are that incompetent.
Second survey question, which one is more terrifying?
They like the LAW. Power in DC...with each party hoping they can control the finances and reap a vig.
Barry from 2003: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=7&ved=0CFUQ...
Single-payer was the plan all along.
HE was such a good young communist back then. Today, HE is such a bad old shriveled up doobie that no one belivies in HIM, except other old shriveled up doobies, that is why he must "legislate" from the blackest of White House(s) via executive fiat and Harry's reed.
Job!!!
Never let a crisis go to waste, even if you have to create it.
Tey like the LAW. Power in DC.
"fucking pop up shit, where did kate upton go?" boehner
i win the contest, where is my money/prize?
hehe funny ...
Professor Longhair-Cry To Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhcKDtgvBk
WTF, Viagra isn't covered?
So much porn, so little time.
I'm doing my part to keep the sheep talking about the website instead of the constant violations of the constitution.
May the force be with you Doc. ;-)
And also with you.
J.R. posted this excellent piece earlier Doc. I hope it helps with the cause. Have a good W/E :-)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-11-23/1-week-left-until-november-30-o...
Thank you....so true.
Where's my 2013 campaign contribution bitchez? #ASKJPM
"This is crap. I'm going to Whitehouse.com to register a complaint."
And it will be read right after those 360 million other complaint before you
:thinking to self: I'll just e-mail this picture of my grandkids to my loser constituents. That should shut 'em up for awhile!
Barry promised me a extra special blow job if I joined in the ACA website scam.........but he would do it any way if I blow him a kiss.
"Gotta avoid that IRS penalty (tax)."
"So...Can I pay with Bitcoin?"
Professor Longhair-Cry To Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhcKDtgvBk
"Congress is exempt and need not apply."
How to Handle a Shart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26sKcCfqXg
It is better with Windows 98
Yes, that's 2 targ....er....contracts. Reid, Pelosi, justlook for a miserable looking hag...description fits both.
Boehner: "Fuck fuck fuck, those fucking central banking mother fuckers. They are going to have us all lose the next election. Fuck Obama, Fuck Pelosi fuck them all. This shit doesn't work God damn it I am not my fucking goldfish you piece of shit computer. No I don't what to send this info to China. This is going to cost those banking mother fuckers a lot this time.
Let's see if I can agree to a delay on the basis of the goldfish. I can probably get them to come with another 10 million in my bitcoin wallet before Thursday.
Otis Redding - Try A Little Tenderness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnPMoAb4y8U
Nancy, Keep quiet under there they're takin my damn picture
magne13 That was funny.
/whoami
<BattleNet>:You are useless_dipshit (*useless_dipshit_100027), using Diablo II Lord Of Destruction in a private game.
PROJECT PROJECTILE-- (VOMIT COMPILATION)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXMkF0PwNrY
What the...? They promised me a cadillac.
It's great that over 500 private companies will see my SSN and complete medical history--they're here to help. The mosloid brotherhood told me so!
....what a pain in the ass.....thank God I'm not a real citizen who actually has to deal with this crap......wait, What??? I gotta start over?? You gotta be kidding me!.....Christ, this website sucks......I'm getting some whiskey tonight....
When you leave your Mamas womb <aka> basement, you'll be the TOTUS swamp child (ACA) prodidgy>>>>
Boehner huh? With or without Obamacare,it'll end in tears.
Uh-oh ..... Boneheads not covered ..... obama sucks dick!
How come when I type I can't see it on this black gizmo?
"Dammit. That farging W key has been missing for five years and no one will gimme a new one. Bastages."
This is shit for zombies. Congress is exempt from Spynetcare. They do not pay into SSI, Bush 41 decreed them all raises and their own custom retirement plan.
What fuknutz is gliding over is that he is displayed as voluntarilly signing up to be a slave.
You are a coward, John Boehner. You must tell the truth or recuse yourself from your sworn duties. Otherwise if the citizens do not execute you, their foreign enemies to whom you have demonstrated your duplicity most definitely will.
I did not pay in blood for this travesty.
The truth will set you free.
When he dies i hoe they release the p;ictures of him with his pants around his ankles and his dick bureid in a goat. This law was passed on a reconciliation vote a nd this SOB signs up. No but just listen to Rush, everything will be fine deus ex michina, no problemo.. Rush believes in da people, I am so fucking mad I cannot type
> ... I am so fucking mad I cannot type
Listening to Rush will do that to a person.
The Tylers need to set up a voice chat for you Rush fans to blow off in.
Foq This, where is the porn button so i can masterbate and cry myself into an emotional state of not giving a foq
E-Trade Baby goes to Washington. Press 1 for obamacare. Press 2 to BTFATH.
Nice! There goes, with a single keystroke, his personal info out to public. Next comes his another tweet from the hackers !
What's the symbolism here? That Boehner is complicit and has capitulated!
Hardly.
From the link you didnT click on:
I am gratified the Obama supporters and Demos are happy with their new health care system. They deserve it.
<-- bring on the Death Panels!
<-- what Death Panels?
I want my Wookie pr0n.
I thought the boehner was exempt from getting fucked.
Boehner is exempt, of course.
He is just making fun of the brother's new web site.
Lets see, the affordable plan has a $5,000 deductable and 50% copay after deductable but lets me choose my doctor. Another plan that costs twice as much as the affordable one has no deductable and no copay but I have to be locked into a network of doctors who think racism can never end until all White people are dead.
"I should have defunded this piece of crap when I had the chance!"
CAUGHT ON TAPE: Obamacare Navigators Counsel Applicants to "Lie"