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Unfortunately these bandages aren't "ouchless."
Yes, Barrycare is a 'fix' alright....
World class cost for a world class piece of shit. Forwarrd.
Why do they have us believing we need to FIX it ?
When does the fraud trial start?
The same way I had my dog "fixed?"
Pain is involved before, during, and after any contact with Obamacare.
Even funnier, has anyone noticed that all of a sudden "Obamacare" has become "The Affordable care act". Wonder why. The response to that should be a further re-branding as "The UNaffordable care act"??
Wait...you mean we won't save $2,500 on average?
Isn't that fraud?
If you sold insurance, yes.
If you are the president it's not.
Dictatorial edicts for everyone then! ;-)
If a private entity did this they would have the CEO sitting in a jail cell right now.
While I agree with your sentiment, CEO's no longer go to jail. We're in the age of unaccountability. The fraud and corruption are too intertwined. Everyone has dirt on everyone, so there's no one left to make an example of. Current day US bears a lot of resemblance to Mussolini's fascist Italy. Corporate rule became so corrupt everyone eventually ate each other.
Agreed.
Government need intertwined with corporate greed = fascism. There is then, no room for fair law for the people.
Only justice, in all its forms.
It should be called the Affordable Care Act cause only the top 1% of the population can afford it.
If the bottom 99% of the population want health care they should just sign up for Medicaid.
Let us hope that our blueshirts TSA dickheads prove as effective as Mussolini's army. More worrisone are the Russian and Chinese elite troops clandestinely on US soil.
I saved, big savings. How?
I didn't fucking pay!
Fuck You! I will never pay for this SHIT!
Over.
Agreed, bingo. My personal revolt starts now.
Mrs. Free and I are with you brother. No way we surrender our freedom to this crap.
Are you implying that it didn't start a long time ago? Mine started at 23. Everyone in my generation is either pissed, depressed, disapointed or resigned to this country.
Almost everyone I know in the 22-29 age range is either unemployed, living with their parents, or is a welder. No houses, no wives, no children. Just a mixture of disapointment and/or anger at the status quo.
Fortunately everyone of intelligence has renounced Keynesian economics. So it looks like that system may not have a future in America if people keep waking up.
Well, everyone down here in my area of Florida is becoming a lawn maintenance tech.
There are so many unemployed white dudes down here cutting grass or running handy-man sidelines that the Mexicans will never be able to get a share of the market.
Unlike New Jersey where the only cutters of green were brown.
If my private policy gets anymore expensive I will drop it as well. Fuck em. There will be plenty of consortiums popping up.
It's easy when you own the media. Did you notice that Global Warming turned into Climate Change when our planet started cooling 15 years ago? Mind Kontrol - bitches. And who can argue with climate change? Oh My God the climate is changing. The United Nations should tax me and take away my central heating. The fucking climate has been changing on this planet for the last 4.5 billion years.
Pain is involved before, during, and after any contact with Obama
Picked up a Band-Aid from the sidewalk and got the aids disease...
...
no bandaids...
Did your wife buy that excuse?
Negroe went to Walmart, used SNAP, thought all fixed.
Gay went to Walmart, used SNAP, thought all fixed.
Fine...white trash went to Walmart, used SNAP, all fixed.
F'in think about the cartoon...
No fix!!!
Sensitive Sunday I See.
Dear Pete!!!
Member???
Bama 1/2 white and 1/2 black and 100% gay.
Truth hurts.
Truth saves.
Love Oreo's.
Creamy!!!
Fuck the gay white-black juice Negros!!
Over.
Our owners rely on internecine antagonism among the sheeple to divert their attention from, as the late, great, and lamented George Carlin put it, "that big red white and blue dick being shoved up our ass." Obama was selected over that demon possessed witch, Hillary, because they felt that a (half) African-American could generate more irrelevant racial bullshit among the unwashed than a woman. You prove their point.
Try taking that point of view thru parts of downtown Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, Philly, D.C., Dallas, Houston, Atlanta, or even NYC.
You see dem boys don't give a shiite about your racial identity lack of politics, dey just want to play Polar Bear Hunt or Knock Out Game on your white ass.
You see they don't give a shit about whether the elites are trying to divide the races they just want to pop a cap in some dumbass, white or not.
I never implied that the shit was just on the white side. The stupidity is on both sides of the racial divide.
Complete the following sequence
Bush...Obama.. ? Weiner?
Weiner with Lindsey Graham as first lady.
Weiner/Holder
And it only costs you one trillion dollars and your freedom of choice!
What's there to fix? It seems to be working perfectly with the globalists takeover of the United States of America.
Now everywhere I go people are talking about the bankers war against the United States of America. Probably the same in the EU.
They are screwed and they know it. You do the crime of conterfeiting and you do the time Papillion M'Fers.
The biggest joke is it's the 452 most visited site in the US. If you want a good laugh just check out the sites ahead of it. http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/healthcare.gov For perspective MySpace is 464.
Walgreens' site is 335. You can't make this shit up.
No shit, xhamster is way in front of them, between BBC and stackoverflow.
They're down in fringe blog territory with at least three healthcare sites ahead of them.
Zerohedge is 590 in the US, and 1,480 globally.
Healthcare.gov is 2,135 globally. This makes sense, but still, damn.
ZH is overwhelmingly male. HC.gov is overwhelmingly female.
Those bandaid ears are all wrong, too fucking small...
You should see how michelle turned out.
right, bandaid ripped off the back of a brown bear.
Should those Band-Aids be all one color?
Those band-aids don't look like they can stop a .308.
Can you say gaping wound ? I knew you could
a tourniquet must be applied for a gaping wound.
Fixed like libor fix?
I encourage everyone to file a compliant about the fraud being perpetrated on the American public...
Call the government to report that the government is committing fraud, seriously it could be fun?
What did one article say, that if Obamacare was rolled out by a private corporation it would be in the cross hairs by the government for the failure it is so why isn't anyone doing anything? Whatever.
https://www.ftccomplaintassistant.gov/#&panel1-1
Tyrannycare has now morphed into Calamitycare!
Team #1 decides what is needed
Team #2 adds it up
Team #3 in conference
Team #4 gives you the pain pill and applies a date of expiration
If we could just go back to the old way where we were happy to let insurance companies raise our premiums every month and deny us coverage when we need it most, even when we already paid them. Where we didn't care what the cost was because the boss was paying most of it.
Instead of yearly double digit health care inflation we now have since AHC passed in 2010 only a 1.3% rise. Terrible, just terrible.