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Sunday Humor: Truth In Advertising
Photoshopped or not, in a world of constant propaganda and doublespeak, the following ad seen in Egypt is a welcome respite in the world of bigger and bigger lies...
(via @SandMonkey)
What we think they meant is - and perhaps with a nod to this blog (and other non-mainstream media) "the pen is mightier than the sword"
Perhaps the Samsung International folks have been watching old SNL re-runs...
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It is tougher to write checks with however...
Depends who the recipient is of those "funds"...... lol.
Yeah baby my cock is pretty mighty!!!
There was another question Sean Connery had that was "Therapist" which he pronounced "The Rapist" in that thick Scots accent.
Funny shit.
Ah, the olde SNL
The life coach who lived in his van down by the river...
The kids toy guy justifying a Bag of Broken Glass on kid's needs to master manual dexterity...
At least Samsung finally gives hope to all those pencil dicks out there. They are at least mightier than the finger.
Why is Sunday humor so lame? Sunday was proclaimed 'Fun Day' by the Queen way back when. Still searching....
Over.
You are clearly a Master Debater.
"The life coach who lived in his van down by the river..."
Motivational speaker actually, but yeah.
Semen makes good invisible ink.
lmao Just ask Bill Clinton!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b266NeGU15I&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Db266...
I always thought the two went hand in hand
It depends on which pocket you carry your phone.
Well, it depends. Does the phone vibrate?
Would you answer the phone if you enjoy the vibration?
One guy I worked for, way back when pagers were "the thing" (for you youngin's, that was about the same time as that brand new trend of fax machines...) everybody on the board and management committee were given pagers. Which I choose to never wear....
And our new Grand Fromage (Big Cheese, for you non-parlez-francaize) would always wear his and supposedly, t'was for really important crap, right? Well, he gave out his number to one too many people who passed it along top some others and they'd be paging him all day long from unknown phones...
Poor fucker got paranoid.
But be that as it may, I figured to wear mine down the front of my pants and keep dialing my own number....
Ya' know, I'm beginning to seriously wonder if I used to work in madhouses....
Did ya'll at the White House ever get that fax machine repaired?
I had to wear one when on standby as a DEC field service guy. I was married to a hottie at the time. Damn thing went off everytime my dick got hard.
Double time pay wasn't worth that.
So much for android spell check.
Did you set the region correctly? Correct Spelling is dependent on the country and dictionary used.
Well, I thought I had it set for Penisville....
That's what she said.
I don't know, I can diddle with my finger as well as anybody...
DaddyO
Pull my Penis !!!
I'm betting that resulits in the same outcome. Am I right?
I believe that would result in a farting orgasm !!!
Well, hopefully its not a sharting orgasm.
SWAP YOUR DICK TO CHANGE SCREENS....
now that would be a sight...
I can type 5 letters a second with my dick... only thing is... after 30 seconds my screen is all gooed up...
I'm so old, when I blow my load it comes out like powder.
Well at least you found a good use for yours.
69
Type with it, think with it. A thousand and one uses!
it's definitely photoshopped. That beard is TOTALLY unbelieveable!
That all depends on how old you are
Erect in Translation
It must have a damn big screen on that sucker!
The real power of the Samsung Galaxy is it's powered by Siemens technology.
The pencil is mightier than the pen.
I read the following on a bathroom wall.
Things I hate.
1. vandalism
2. irony
3. list's
Did you salute the humor with a splater of jizz buckshot?
When in Rome, right? Why not?
Over.
how do you get to the masturbation app?
Bill Cliton preferred a cigar.
SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS
Inmate of open-air prison run by lunatics and populated almost entirely by zombies is desperately seeking a pen-pal ... because God gave Eve to Adam, and Aldous Huxley gave someone to Winston Smith.
For mutual support in these trying times, am seeking fellow non-zombie intelligent, open-minded, and well-informed inmate for discussing topics of mutual interest, such as:
Both actual and notional nuclear accidents, and nuclear technology of all sorts;
Historical Revisionism of WW1 and WW2 as a battle of truth-telling historians versus the well-funded OSS/CIA myth-telling “historians” per Harry Elmer Barnes, 1889–1968;
John Kenneth Galbraith as an exceptionally honest economist, JFK's ambassador to India;
Bankers v. The People going way back to Andrew Jackson;
contemporary Capitalist Crisis as predicted by Karl Marx;
1984, Alice in Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz as works of history;
Newspeak, shunning, straw man, murder, etc. as effective social controls;
zerohedge.com as island of sanity, albeit sorely lacking collegiality; and
identifiable weaknesses in the prison system which might allow its escape.
SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS
George Orwell gave Julia to Winston Smith. And your questions are the essential ones ! See also Milgram, Asch and phenomenology. Because it all relates to human insanity... (?)
Q: Can I borrow your pen?
A: Why of course you can intern......