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Sunday Humor: Truth In Advertising

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Photoshopped or not, in a world of constant propaganda and doublespeak, the following ad seen in Egypt is a welcome respite in the world of bigger and bigger lies...

 

(via @SandMonkey)

What we think they meant is  - and perhaps with a nod to this blog (and other non-mainstream media) "the pen is mightier than the sword"

 

Perhaps the Samsung International folks have been watching old SNL re-runs...

 

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Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:36 | 4186227 Lmo Mutton
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No comment.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:51 | 4186246 ZerOhead
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It is tougher to write checks with however...

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:52 | 4186260 nope-1004
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Depends who the recipient is of those "funds"...... lol.

 

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:23 | 4186322 Wile-E-Coyote
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Yeah baby my cock is pretty mighty!!!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:49 | 4186372 knukles
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There was another question Sean Connery had that was "Therapist" which he pronounced "The Rapist" in that thick Scots accent.
Funny shit.
Ah, the olde SNL

The life coach who lived in his van down by the river...
The kids toy guy justifying a Bag of Broken Glass on kid's needs to master manual dexterity...

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:16 | 4186434 Oldwood
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At least Samsung finally gives hope to all those pencil dicks out there. They are at least mightier than the finger.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:49 | 4186492 Running On Bing...
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Why is Sunday humor so lame? Sunday was proclaimed 'Fun Day' by the Queen way back when. Still searching....

Over.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 00:50 | 4187037 A Nanny Moose
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You are clearly a Master Debater.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 20:05 | 4186525 UncleFurker
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"The life coach who lived in his van down by the river..."

 

Motivational speaker actually, but yeah.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:46 | 4186367 stopcpdotcom
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Semen makes good invisible ink.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:43 | 4186478 OutLookingIn
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lmao Just ask Bill Clinton!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:37 | 4186229 quasimodo
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I always thought the two went hand in hand

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:37 | 4186230 Lost My Shorts
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Well, it depends.  Does the phone vibrate?

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:43 | 4186240 Long-John-Silver
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Would you answer the phone if you enjoy the vibration?

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:40 | 4186351 knukles
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One guy I worked for, way back when pagers were "the thing" (for you youngin's, that was about the same time as that brand new trend of fax machines...) everybody on the board and management committee were given pagers.  Which I choose to never wear....
And our new Grand Fromage (Big Cheese, for you non-parlez-francaize) would always wear his and supposedly, t'was for really important crap, right?  Well, he gave out his number to one too many people who passed it along top some others and they'd be paging him all day long from unknown phones...
Poor fucker got paranoid.

But be that as it may, I figured to wear mine down the front of my pants and keep dialing my own number....

Ya' know, I'm beginning to seriously wonder if I used to work in madhouses....

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:11 | 4186415 JackT
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Did ya'll at the White House ever get that fax machine repaired?

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 20:25 | 4186563 DCFusor
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I had to wear one when on standby as a DEC field service guy.  I was married to a hottie at the time.  Damn thing went off everytime my dick got hard.

Double time pay wasn't worth that.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:41 | 4186235 Oldwood
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So much for android spell check.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:46 | 4186249 Long-John-Silver
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Did you set the region correctly? Correct Spelling is dependent on the country and dictionary used.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:42 | 4186354 knukles
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Well, I thought I had it set for Penisville....

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:42 | 4186238 toady
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That's what she said.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:46 | 4186250 DaddyO
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I don't know, I can diddle with my finger as well as anybody...

DaddyO

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:51 | 4186258 Hulk
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Pull my Penis !!!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:58 | 4186267 michael_engineer
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I'm betting that resulits in the same outcome.  Am I right?

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:03 | 4186284 Hulk
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I believe that would result in a farting orgasm !!!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 21:45 | 4186706 Pure Evil
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Well, hopefully its not a sharting orgasm.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:56 | 4186269 Sudden Debt
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SWAP YOUR DICK TO CHANGE SCREENS....

now that would be a sight...

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 17:58 | 4186273 Sudden Debt
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I can type 5 letters a second with my dick... only thing is... after 30 seconds my screen is all gooed up...

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:11 | 4186413 mijev
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I'm so old, when I blow my load it comes out like powder.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:13 | 4186419 Oldwood
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Well at least you found a good use for yours.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:13 | 4186301 Seasmoke
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69

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:19 | 4186313 This just in
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Type with it, think with it.  A thousand and one uses!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:21 | 4186315 koperniuk666
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it's definitely photoshopped. That beard is TOTALLY unbelieveable!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 18:48 | 4186369 U4 eee aaa
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That all depends on how old you are

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:01 | 4186395 world_debt_slave
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Erect in Translation

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:14 | 4186426 Oldwood
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It must have a damn big screen on that sucker!

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 19:17 | 4186431 Stuck on Zero
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The real power of the Samsung Galaxy is it's powered by Siemens technology.

 

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 21:15 | 4186659 Dapper Dan
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The pencil is mightier than the pen.

 

 

I read the following on a bathroom wall.

 

Things I hate.

1. vandalism

2. irony

3. list's

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 21:37 | 4186689 Running On Bing...
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Did you salute the humor with a splater of jizz buckshot?

When in Rome, right? Why not?

Over.

Sun, 11/24/2013 - 23:21 | 4186906 besnook
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how do you get to the masturbation app?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 01:23 | 4187066 are we there yet
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Bill Cliton preferred a cigar.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 03:47 | 4187165 Trampy
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SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

Inmate of open-air prison run by lunatics and populated almost entirely by zombies is desperately seeking a pen-pal ... because God gave Eve to Adam, and Aldous Huxley gave someone to Winston Smith.

For mutual support in these trying times, am seeking fellow non-zombie intelligent, open-minded, and well-informed inmate for discussing topics of mutual interest, such as:

  1. Both actual and notional nuclear accidents, and nuclear technology of all sorts;

  2. Historical Revisionism of WW1 and WW2 as a battle of truth-telling historians versus the well-funded OSS/CIA myth-telling “historians” per Harry Elmer Barnes, 1889–1968;

  3. John Kenneth Galbraith as an exceptionally honest economist, JFK's ambassador to India;

  4. Bankers v. The People going way back to Andrew Jackson;

  5. contemporary Capitalist Crisis as predicted by Karl Marx;

  6. 1984, Alice in Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz as works of history;

  7. Newspeak, shunning, straw man, murder, etc. as effective social controls;

  8. zerohedge.com as island of sanity, albeit sorely lacking collegiality; and

  9. identifiable weaknesses in the prison system which might allow its escape.

SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 09:04 | 4187348 autonomos
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George Orwell gave Julia to Winston Smith. And your questions are the essential ones ! See also Milgram, Asch and phenomenology. Because it all relates to human insanity... (?)

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:59 | 4188583 slackrabbit
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Q: Can I borrow your pen?

A: Why of course you can intern......

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