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BATS Breaks (Yet Again)

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Is it just coincidence that Twitter is being Baumgartnered and both the NYSE (stock) and BATS (options) markets have now broken!

This is just farcical now...

 


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Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:09 | Link to Comment RacerX
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BATS goes batty.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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BATS feed on Twitter?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:21 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Stop playing with bats, Dick. 

Catch the falling knife...

...save that bird!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Interesting balding pattern...

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:45 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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raked for speed, low drag

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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That's not a forehead, it's a FIVEhead.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 23:17 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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He'd look so much more stylish with a monocle... :>D

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:11 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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From the sublime to the just plain stupid.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:47 | Link to Comment asteroids
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With the muppets on extrended holidays, everyone off to cash, the beast is really really hungry, like a fucking infant, it cries out if it can't make any money.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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Facebook's getting its ass handed to it a little too, and also linked in - what's up with the social media?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Quarterly muppet slaughter?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Mad Mohel
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Coming more frequently now. More dope!!!!! 

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Obviously just another reason why equities must close today at least 1% higher again.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:16 | Link to Comment DavidC
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Farcical does not do it justice. Effing pathetic.

DavidC

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:18 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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BATS should probably go public.....oh wait.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:21 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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BATSHIT.........

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:23 | Link to Comment XAU XAG
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Holy S#iT Batman.............said Robin

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment pods
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I'm sure everyone will be able to exit when the fire really starts. 

pods

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:37 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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"It's different this time."

"Thats not the fire you're looking for."

"The Fed's got your back."

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:29 | Link to Comment seek
Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:45 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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Goddammit, we can't have shit like this happen right before the biggest shopping day of they year!

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 12:52 | Link to Comment Al Huxley
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Exactly.  I was told this is GUARANTEED to be the best week of the year for the markets.  Dammit, 2 hours in and the S&P's only up 1.3 fucking points, what the hell's the matter with these people?

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 13:02 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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Markets should only ever go up! Somebody should be fired for this! But its OK. If its a CEO, he'll get to leave with a multi-milliondollar golden parachute and a 9 figure pension. If its a lowly employee... fuck 'em.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 13:35 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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Any investor that hasn’t learned about what happens to markets when they go curvilinear will soon find out. - Bob Moriarty 321gold.com

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Rehab Willie
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How can I make any money if I can't front run my customers????

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 14:15 | Link to Comment Running On Bing...
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This market is BATS hit crazy!

Over.

Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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It's funny, BATS going offline in no way prevented me from buying some silver from my local coin dealer. :)

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