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Believe It Or Not: Japan To Reopen Soccer Facility In Fukushima For 2020 Olympics
Below we present a twitter exchange we had with a Japanese media outlet overnight on Twitter. It needs no commentary.
Plan in the works to decontaminate Fukushima's J-Village in time to reopen it as soccer facility ahead of 2020 Olympics.
— SNA Japan (@ShingetsuNews) November 26, 2013
Is this a joke “@ShingetsuNews: Plan in the works to decontaminate Fukushima's J-Village to reopen it as soccer facility ahead of Olympics.”
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) November 26, 2013
@zerohedge No joke. TEPCO, Fukushima Prefecture, and the Japan Football Association have begun talks on the plan.
— SNA Japan (@ShingetsuNews) November 26, 2013
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If you build it...they will fry.
If you build it they will come
down with cancer years later.
It's the Japanese for Christ's sake !!!!!!
It has ALWAYS been about honor and saving face !!!!!!
But now YOU get to commit HARI KARI for THEM........not the other way around.
Glow in the dark soccer!
How cool is that?
Only in Japan
[sarc]
Think about all the money they will save by not having to turn on the lights!
So, kid, did you enjoy watching the game?
The movie " Akira" is looking prophetic right now.
I am going out on a very short, thick, stout limb to make a prediction that geiger counters will not be allowed at the facilities. It will be for your safety.
I'm predicting the balls on the players will be exactly the same size as the soccer balls, thus leading to very confusing gameplay and a host of groin injuries...
This is like a real life version of X-Men. Mutants will win the games!!
Playing for the Cesium Cup
Ukraine and Japan in the finals...
Also predicting not a lot of stoppage time added to the end of matches. And lead jockstraps will be the hot fashion accessory.
The ZH humorists did NOT let me down this morning...
Pluses for all of you.
You know, with this picture you probably just gave the TSA goons an idea.
Hmm, replace those five interlocking rings with black & yellow radiation circles...
that warm fuzzy feeling you feel in your guts?....
AIN'T LOVE BUDDY!!! AIN'T LOVE!!!
New world records!
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Radioactive_Man_(character)
vs
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2345114880/tt0090190?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_prd_16
plus a raging black market in Fukushima spiders ...
In addition, a new startup company near J Village was announced....
AquaFukushima® bottled water goes through a state-of-the-art purification process so that you get the refreshment your body craves in its purest form. Our water will make your body GLOW.
I feel so sorry for all the young kids working their butts off to make the 2020 Olympics, what a JOKE Japan, you should be so ashamed of your gov't
FOR FUCK SAKE DO SOMETHING YOU BUNCH OF DOCILE MUPPETS!!!!!
Judging from the exploding Japanese populations in Bangkok and Singapore -- I'd say they are doing something: Leaving.
As usual, it's those without cash that are getting fucked.
The Olympic Committee or whomever should just put a stop to it.
Of course it may all be moot anyway if it all blows up by then... another earthquake &/or tsunami... or the Japanese or world economy blows up.
I wonder if the radiation badges/dosimeters are gonna be gold, silver and bronze...
they can play night games without needed lights. just watch the green guys chase the flourescent yellow ball.
On the plus side, they will not need any stadium lighting.
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Fukushima's Testicular Livestrong Radiation Therapy Bathhouses
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Me Japanese
Me play joke
Me put radioactivity in your Coke...
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4
YES!! AND DON'T WORRY!!!
WE MADE SURE THAT THE RADIONTION WILL BE ON VACATION WHEN ALL YOU FANS COME OVER!!
ONLY 1000 EURO'S PER TICKET!!!
BUY IT NOW BECAUSE THE TICKETS ARE BUBBLING HOT!!
"Never give a sucker an even break."
Well, I think the wrestling matches will look a lot like THE HULK AGAINST GODZILLA!!!
*SNORT* !!!
Well....there goes the chocolate milk through the nose !! LOL !!!!! +1000 Mothras
Janet Yellen can not see any radiations. We are ok.
All Olympic athletes can make a stand and boycott Japan's Olympics. This will force the media to stop their Marxist imposed blackout of what has really been happening in Fukushima and will expose the very real massive amounts of contamination spewing out of that place into the atmosphere and into the now very dead Pacific Ocean.
It will force the governments to start talking about it and hopefully telling the truth as well and maybe countries all over the world will begin to acknowledge this mess and start working together on a plan to contain that mess and save what's left of the planet before Tepco and Japan cause a greater fuking disaster with those spent fuel rods.
Athletes all over the world endeavoring to go to those Olympic games only do so at the risk of their lives and they should refuse to go unless the world wakes up and tackles that situation with all their might to get it contained.
Athletes are sheeple too.
The Japs are going to Shanghai all the olympic spectators and force march them over to Fukushima reactor #4 to remove the fuel rods by hand...
Just say no thanks to kamikaze soccer events.
They are thinking of inviting china and korea for the first game.
Come to the Japanese 2020 Olympics, not only will you get laid, you'll also get rayed.....
Jesus Christ! Why not just have the fucking event in Chernobyl!
Na..radiations not strong enough
Daily Onion?
When absurdity has a power number after it, it's gotta be true.
I think we can now consider this statement axiomatic.
This may be the historical watershed moment where we have officially entered DC Comics Bizarro World.
It's easy to decontaminate the facility. Just walk around the facility at night and remove everything that glows in the dark.
Fine if you like to fight mutants. They mostly come at night...mostly.
I know I know.... We can also build a new home for the FED there.
At least it won't need electricity since everything will glow.
LOL
All those extra lungs breathing in the dust will help decom the area quicker too.
Don't worry, the yellow card will contain the trefoil, they will take care of everything, all will be safe.
Quick, get your tickets! They're going fast!
New Olympic event: Untangling and Removing Spent Fuel Rods - winner gets a Lead Medal...
And a matching lead casket...
And I thought this country was fucked up...Japan is taking the lead, er lead, er, whatever.
And will the USofA team win the plutonium trophy?
Oh come on! Who here actually believes the olympics will be held in Japan in 2020? Japan will likely be an uninhabitated nuclear wasteland well before that date. Japan will have to buy some real estate from another country to re-establish their nation elsewhere long before that, if they can find any willing sellers. Or, they will all be dead. Actually, by 2020, the entire planet may be devoid of human life, which would be the best result for all the other life forms.
Of course there will be games in Japan. They'll call it "Fallout IV".
I find it hard to believe that any athelete woudld actually show up to these Olympic games, much less a spectator.
japan was rothschild captured long ago.
you see they have money the people that is.
trillions in savings hidden and not hidden.
the guvmint maybe bankrupt but the old folks have plenty.
only way is kill them and take it return it to the state.
a war in asia is needed you see cancer even in fuckishima is slow.
rape and pillage folks is all these governments know.
families just like tony soprano not local but global racket.
die you fuckers godamit lord jacob and edwyne need your fucking cash.
eat your strontium breath your depleted uranium.
give them your kids.
the kids are needed for energy fuel.
saturn and cern negative neutrino the devils ride out and in.
where do all the missing kids go?
nobody wants to know or cares.
long life
half life
short life
I've got your picture, I've got your pictureI'd like a million becquerels on my cells. I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Great what about winter olympics in tchernobyl ? must be healthy now !
Little problem - the snow keeps melting.
Japanese soccerplayers with 3 legs.
Unfair.
It is much easier to save face after it falls off
I think they are seeing just how much they can cram down people's throats before they get a reaction. So far, not even the gag reflex is kicking in. We are pathetic
I get more worked up in rush hour than most people do in regards to what the PTB are doing to us
Its just soccer. Who cares?
[Yes, I am an American culture pig....]
The olympics is a bad joke. Add to it this face saving covert international decontamination handout. Just nuke Fukashima. It will stop leaking and this will be over. Cost: same as one more small atmospheric nuclear test.
You don't really believe this, do you?
Yes, it will stop leaking, and yes, this will be over.
Ever stop to wonder why the leaking is a concern? Ever wonder why burning radioactive debris from the tsunami is a bad thing?
If Fukushima Daiichi were nuked, the radioactive contaminants wouldn't magically disappear. All of the spent fuel and all of the contaminated matter would still be with us, except in the form of dust launched high into the atmosphere, circling the globe and bathing the planet with its goodness.
I can't imagine responsible engineers allowing this to go on as long as it has. This is a blank check for politicians. Even after its cleaned up they will lie and milk it for a thousand years. Its already done. The worst case scenario happened. Elvis has left the building. All that can be done now is minimize the extent of the damage. In response to all the alarmist idiots enabling the political fraud with their end of world wailing, vaporizing is the real cap worst case scenario. Or, it can just fester for a few thousand years, circulating lethal concentrations.
Concentration is the immediate problem. it would be best to feed all the waste into thorium reactors, or shoot it into the sun, but the same dipshit politicians milking this for all its worth block these options. Not that it can't be done, but its not allowed. Instead they want to hide their fuckup like cats: bury the shit. I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
This is correct. This is why the area should be imploded by devices placed underground and undersea to have the whole mess drop and cover itself before the dust rises. Not sure if it is geologically possible given sea level and all the other factors that I have no knowledge of - needs some experts to see if it is doable. And then do it while damage-control is still an option. It might be beyond that point now anyway where making it go away will mitigate damage. We may be "cooked" already - slow cooked. I don't understand the level of denial required to continue to live in Fukushima.
This means they have 7 years to import 7 football stadium's worth of concrete to cover Fukushima Daiichi.
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And don't forget to tune in to watch the 2016 Olympics in Rio. We've added, "Cops Beating the Poor," as an event for the first time in 2016. Could be the most exciting and exuberant Olympics yet.
This will set records for not only the least watched or attended Olympics, but also the least participated in.
Expect a last minute cancellation with events to be held never.
Now they can have night games.
Wait, WAIT!
Not the Onion?
Ruh roh.
I just can't tell anymore!
GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
I'm convinced no games are gonna be played in Japan in 2020. Things seems to be deteriorating fast.
Sucker facility.
I'll take radiation exposure over those damn vuvuzelas...
Cool, glowing ball, no lights needed!
I can't wait for the first player to fall to the grass, and get eaten by the mutant grass. The question is, do you remove the skeleton, or is the bleached skeleton of the player still on the side? Hmmm
two words-nuclear lobby
http://www.globalresearch.ca/tokyo-olympics-bid-was-fixed-by-the-international-olympic-committees-nuclear-lobby/5350045