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Obama Speaks On The State Of The Economy - Live Webcast

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If indeed the topic of Obama's speech today from Glendale, CA is "the state of the economy", then it should be a short speech.

 

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Tue, 11/26/2013 - 16:58 | 4191758 TeamDepends
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"Our march towards progress".  Fuck you, Barry!!!!!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:09 | 4191795 TruthInSunshine
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Barry is literally praying for a white Christmas, as are all the Merchants (of Venice, CA).

"Praise be to Jeebus, but please, please, pleeeeaase rack up that debt to buy MOAR useless shit that'll soon be collecting dust but that you'll be paying for, in terms of principal plus interest, for a long time to come' bitchez!"

New York City's going all out to ring in the birth of Christ.

Come celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus with us in New York City!

Our storied Temple Merchants welcome one & all, and invite you to splurge this Christmas Season in our fabulous & haute houses of fashion, rich & revelatory ristorantes, and gleaming & glamorous gem outlets!

Just as ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner 'lorded' over his wholesome meal tickets & Golden Parachutes, Mickey, Donald, Goofy & the Gang (Eisner would have happily produced porn if the pay was as good, though), Mayor Bloomberg & his Chosen People again remind us all why Jesus is the Reason for the New York City Shop-Till-You-Drop Season!

And remember, New York City expected, rather then being Thankful for, the multi-trillion $ bailout - still underway - of Wall Street "investment" firms & banks, you flyover state taxpaying suckers!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191840 Skateboarder
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"Kindness. Empathy. The sense that I have a stake in your success."

This man is poison.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:40 | 4191927 vulcanraven
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"Kindness. Empathy. The sense that I have a stake through your heart."

Fixed.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:47 | 4191941 GetZeeGold
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The economy sucks Barry.......what a jackass!

 

Don't even try using the B word.....you own it now.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:51 | 4191968 bigdumbnugly
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is obummer's speech being carried to all 57 states?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:53 | 4191973 boogerbently
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Brings a tear to the lockstep dems eye, I'm sure.

I need to HEAR more, Barry, because I don't like what I SEE.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:55 | 4191983 economics9698
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Pos bankers gave us this dog shit.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:31 | 4192074 TeamDepends
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Did he go on to say, "crape diem"?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:54 | 4191976 TeamDepends
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Indeed, and overseas to all the corpsemen.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:42 | 4192104 JR
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You’ve heard of a Queen for a Day? We have the fool every day.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:30 | 4192070 Crash Overide
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Barry should be in jail, not on TV...

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 20:04 | 4192315 TeamDepends
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And here, almost naked, do we have the solution to most of our problems:  1)  Arrest and incarcerate Barry, Valerie, Bush, Cheney, Kissinger, etc etc etc.  2)  Install a camera in each cell (how do YOU like being watched?)  3)  Allow each and every prole to watch an elite suffer in confinement for the low, low price of 1$/hour.  4)  Use proceeds to fund the "starting over".

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:34 | 4191911 NidStyles
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I will hope for your sake there is not a hell for the high quality of mockery you just committed to the eternal clock. That is one fine post.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:06 | 4191797 CH1
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-  I pay attention to what Barry says.

-  You couldn't pay me to listen.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:12 | 4192018 onewayticket2
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who cares what he "says"...pay attention to what he does.

 

love,

"if you like your plan, you can keep it"

(which he knew - all along - was horse$hit)

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:31 | 4192076 Crash Overide
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"If you don't like your president, you can impeach your president..."

Would be the best Christmas present ever.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 23:09 | 4192218 Things that go bump
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The joke back when Bush 41 was in office was that Dan Quale was his insurance policy against any such infortunate occurence. President Biden, anyone? 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:28 | 4192065 azzhatter
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Seriously, does this assclown Obama think he's Hugo Chavez? Every fucking day we have to hear from him? WTF? Fuck you Obama.

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 00:15 | 4192856 Nick Jihad
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No, he thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt, that's why he and his cult keep talking about some kind of "bully pulpit".

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 16:58 | 4191761 King_of_simpletons
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Hurray to Obama, Bernanke and now Yellen for keeping the economy strong !

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:26 | 4191878 Everybodys All ...
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How appropriate to come from you.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:00 | 4191771 RacerX
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so the great O has given up on his "human backdrop"?

In watching this, I am reminded of the question: "If O speaks, and nobody listens, does he still make a sound?"

It is almost comical how he switches from "smooth, professional O", over to "folksy O". Aww shucks!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:16 | 4192031 therearetoomany...
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What a fucking piece of shit.  Remember this, when he tried out the Irish accent?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCZ6MSQRH80

 

 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:03 | 4191780 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Protecting 1st Amendment Rights ... Hear that boys at the NSA? Laughter in the background.

Hollywood, yay!

It's like Cuomo working on an exemption for movie production to be able to use the dreaded and imaginary assault weapon, after he just banned the dreaded imaginary assault weapon. Ok, so it wasn't Cuomo, it was really Bloomberg. Cuomo is just Bloomberg's little ... 2nd Amendment, pishaw.

We've fixed the economy. It's booming. We've fixed a broked health care system. Yee hah. Giddy up.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:29 | 4191884 lakecity55
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"You will like my Dictatorship and I will Keep my Dictatorship."

"We have the 51 votes needed to shut down Congress, which is no longer needed. I have new prisons for everyone who voted against me."

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:11 | 4192019 therearetoomany...
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You didn't build that tyranny!

Oh, yes he did.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:03 | 4191783 skank
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Wild, Wild West - The Escape Club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8W9uvhdFZY

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:12 | 4191814 TeamDepends
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If there's still time, change it to Won't Get Fooled Again.

And I get on my knees and pray

We don't get fooled again

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:14 | 4191831 skank
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The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:04 | 4191784 Ness.
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"Led by an American Auto industry,  American cars are really good now (followed by appaulse and laughter)".

 

Are you fucking kidding me?  "American's" LOST Billions on the "deal" and bondholders lost more.

 

What a fucking asshole.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:05 | 4191788 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Eat magic mushrooms when you wake in the morning. Repeat at lunch.

Read the teleprompter in the afternoon.

Repeat.

See, who says this is not a great gig?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:40 | 4192095 Crash Overide
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If Barry the lying asshole was eating magic mushrooms he might actually have a good idea, he strikes me as a cocaine and Reggie Love kind of guy.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:05 | 4191790 I am Jobe
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Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up

 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:06 | 4191794 Tim Knight from...
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So..........he's blaming Republicans for the fact that Healthcare.gov doesn't work? What a dildo.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:07 | 4191798 TheRideNeverEnds
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Blaming the Republicans: General 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:07 | 4191799 pragmatic hobo
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... obama is just a messenger ...

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:06 | 4191800 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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It's all Washington's fault.

Aren't you in Washington? In fact, aren't you the Man?

Oh, didn't think about it like that. Whoops.

His poll numbers will continue to soar.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:39 | 4191923 Dr. Everett V. Scott
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"His poll numbers will continue to soar."

 

Funny, the "a" and the "u" aren't even close on my keyboard.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:07 | 4191801 Yen Cross
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    I would rather be stuck in the middle of the rain forest in the middle of the night, during a torrential rainfall after having not eaten or slept for 3 days and over run with howling monkeys, then listen to one more soundbite from TOTUS!

Wed, 11/27/2013 - 00:18 | 4192869 Nick Jihad
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I'm not listening. One more "Let me be clear..." or "Make no mistake...", with index finger a-wagging, and I would probably lose it.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:07 | 4191802 I am Jobe
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Blame Blame Blame - all this idiot dies.

New Jobs

Selling crack Cocaine

EBT

Phones

Playing Golf

Vacations

More vacation

Entertainment

 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:24 | 4191868 lakecity55
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and gay sex with Reggie.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191804 SheepDog-One
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Fartbag actually just said he wants to build schools....like how the gubmint built the internet?

It would really make my day to see a big red hook come out from stage left and yank him off stage. Hey at least the audience DID laugh at him.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:09 | 4191808 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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We can BE CHINA!

Central planning, slave labor, and police state.

Or at least, we can be what China was.

And be great again!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:11 | 4191816 I am Jobe
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Yes Yes FOXCONN and FEMA CAMPS bitchezz

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:24 | 4191862 10mm
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Why Foxconn will be building a new plant in Harrisburg,Pa. So will we see the nets at work here in the USofA.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:11 | 4191818 skank
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Roy Jones - Can't be touched
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:12 | 4191820 101 years and c...
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economy is so strong, just the threat of NOT PRINTING $10B per month could send the entire economy into a tailspin. 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:12 | 4191822 I am Jobe
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Who the fuck are the folks in the background laughing. Are the sheeples on drugs? 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191846 skank
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what?
& how~!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:26 | 4191875 10mm
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It's occupants of the land of fruits and nuts.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:13 | 4191825 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Sounding more and more like Hugo Chavez, speaking longer and longer, wandering off into anecdotes.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:14 | 4191834 I am Jobe
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LOl, Kindness, empathy, sucess wtf, he is on crack. Schools to brianwash kids, building stuff, yeah right blah blah blah 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:24 | 4191864 lakecity55
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Castro-esque speeches.

Who even watches the guy anymore? It's all lies.

I cannot stand to look at him or hear him.

I keep hoping somebody will slip him some acid and he will chimp out.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 18:44 | 4192106 Crash Overide
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They forgot to tell him he not campaigning anymore...

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191836 Tim Knight from...
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Yawn. This is boring. CLICK.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:26 | 4191873 skank
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy - Part 1 (2004) Bloopers Outtakes Gag Reel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Xmle0Iy20

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:15 | 4191837 Dapper Dan
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President Obama in speech at DreamWorks: 'Entertainment is one of America's biggest exports'

preaching to the choir, Obiewon

 so we sell fantasy to the world and are paid back with our own fantasy fiat?

how fanciful

how farcical

how fucked up

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191838 lakecity55
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I have not yet been able to crush the Economy, but soon I will succeed!

Hahahhahaha.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191841 B.J. Worthy
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Pause + 3 blinks = his brain downloading more lies.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:18 | 4191848 Bawneee Fwank
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I think you may be on to something...I have noticed he does that alot, I just shrugged it off to him taking semen shots to his retina.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:32 | 4191900 The Navigator
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It's the latest/greatest Google implant working.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:15 | 4191842 I am Jobe
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I can;t watch this. Hate to waste my drink and dinner.

Fuck the bastard

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:20 | 4191853 skank
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what?
not even with your dick~!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:17 | 4191843 replaceme
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how do you NOT laugh at this clown....?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:16 | 4191844 Bawneee Fwank
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Again...Fucking shit fuck hershey highway glory hole facial wearing shit stain pole smoker!  SHUT THE FUCK UP OBAMA!!

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:19 | 4191849 ShrNfr
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You never call kalifornica the state of the economy. It isn't that bad yet.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:20 | 4191856 TheDoc
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You can bet the Jews like Katzenberg and Spielberg at Dreamworks are going to pony-up BIG $$$$ during this fund raising trip. They luuuuuuuv the way he's handling the Middle East.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:27 | 4191881 Colonel Klink
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What a narcissitic sychophantic windbag.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:30 | 4191888 esum
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if you took obama's mental capacity and converted it to electricity you could not light a nano-watt LED.. 

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:29 | 4191892 Everybodys All ...
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Wait until I really get on to destroying what's left. You people have no idea what kind of shit storm is coming do you?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:38 | 4191919 Dr. Engali
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No comment. Which is apparently something Zero is incapable of doing.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:39 | 4191920 vulcanraven
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He sure loves to hear himself talk. What is this? The third speech in the last four days?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:54 | 4191966 nonclaim
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This could at least be a short one: "Let me be clear... the economy is fucked. Thank You."

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 17:50 | 4191961 Jethro
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So when do we get to start calling it the Obama Depression?  You know, since he is the "greatest" and all that.   

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 19:01 | 4192129 Mr. Crisp
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I will give a speech every day until you stop talking about DisasterCare.

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 19:50 | 4192277 capitallosses
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I clicked on the video but I heard nothing. But what else should I expect from a guy named Zero? Anyway, so glad he's left Glendale now (where I'm posting from).

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 22:09 | 4192580 Gankfest
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I don't want to hear it or read it....

 

Why even post that trash...?

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 22:17 | 4192605 Trampy
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SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOSSOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOSSOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

Well. Not one person has replied. I don't bite and always try to be a good person. And I love cats and I don't lie. Yes, it's very difficult living in this world surrounded by zombies. All of these here highly-educated, high-income males who live alone, and not one of them has answered my plea. Have all the decent people of the world been killed or made too scared to email a decent stranger who is clearly in need?

It's really not that difficult to extract my email from the PGP key posted here. And it's OK if you don't want to use PGP. And I really don't care what your handle here is, if any of the tech stuff too intimidating. Try wait, maybe it's ME who is intimidating because I show off my knowledge. But that's the whole Fight Club meme, and it's not me, or at least not always.

Let's try this again, please. And I'm gonna keep at it until I get at least one genuine response. I'm not just repeating the exact same post over and over again. It will keep changing and will be reposted until I get a civil answer. Mahalo!

Inmate of open-air prison run by lunatics and populated almost entirely by zombies is desperately seeking a pen-pal ... because Aldous Huxley gave someone to Winston Smith.

For mutual support in these trying times, am seeking fellow non-zombie intelligent, open-minded, and well-informed inmate for discussing topics of mutual interest, such as:

  1. Both actual and notional nuclear accidents, and nuclear technology of all sorts. Is nuclear safety always an oxymoron? I'd love to find a fellow atomic scientist here, as in Bull. Atom. Sci.;

  2. Same as it ever was. “Kill the man, kill the problem,” Joe Stalin. Change is a process, not an event. Chicken Little has always been wrong, so why not now?;

  3. Same as it ever was. Bankers v. The People is nothing new. In 1833 Andrew Jackson took on and succeeded in killing the Second Bank of the United States. In 1963 JFK took on the Fed and was killed. The bankers will do “whatever it takes” to keep it going as long as possible;

  4. Same as it ever was. Historical Revisionism of WW1 and WW2 as a battle of valiant truth-telling historians versus the plush OSS/CIA myth-telling “historians” as waged notably by the largely, and very sadly, forgotten Harry Elmer Barnes, 1889–1968. Many brave souls such as he have seen history through the lens of The Truth is First Casualty of War and lived to tell the tale, or at least published before their death. Big Mahalo to the CIA for renaming the quaint (and hifalutin) pre-JFK historical revisionism into the much more catchy (and contempo) conspiracy theory;

  5. Same as it ever was. John Kenneth Galbraith 1975 Money: Whence it Came, Where it Went about the Capitalist Crisis as predicted by Karl Marx. Four decades later and still going?;

  6. Same as it ever was. George Orwell's intended title for his most famous book was “1948,” its year of completion, nuff said. 1984, Alice in Wonderland, and The Wizard of Oz as works of history – and Newspeak, shunning, straw man, murder, etc., as (largely) effective social controls;

  7. zerohedge.com as an island of sanity, albeit very sadly wholly lacking in collegiality; and, most importantly,

  8. weaknesses in the open-air prison system which might allow its escape and/or subversion, because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOSSOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOSSOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS SOS

Tue, 11/26/2013 - 22:43 | 4192662 skank
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