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The NSA Is Tracking Your Porn Browsing
Ed Snowden's latest revelation may leave SEC officials quaking as the NSA "has been gathering records of online sexual activity and evidence of visits to pornographic websites as part of a proposed plan to harm the reputations of those whom the agency believes are radicalizing others through incendiary speeches." Of course, as we have seen, this 'information' would never be used by the government for non-radical-terrorist suppressing reasons, as the ACLU notes, is is "an unwelcome reminder of what it means to give an intelligence agency unfettered access to individuals' most sensitive information using tactics associated with the secret police services of authoritarian governments."
Via Snowden...
The National Security Agency has been gathering records of online sexual activity and evidence of visits to pornographic websites as part of a proposed plan to harm the reputations of those whom the agency believes are radicalizing others through incendiary speeches, according to a top-secret NSA document.
The document, provided by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, identifies six targets, all Muslims, as “exemplars” of how “personal vulnerabilities” can be learned through electronic surveillance, and then exploited to undermine a target’s credibility, reputation and authority.
The NSA document, dated Oct. 3, 2012, repeatedly refers to the power of charges of hypocrisy to undermine such a messenger.”
Full ACLU Statement:
The NSA considered discrediting six people by revealing surveillance evidence of their online sexual activity, visits to pornography websites, and other personal information, according to a report today in The Huffington Post. The article cited documents leaked by former NSA contactor Edward Snowden. The targets of the NSA’s plan were all Muslims whom the NSA characterized as “radicals” but who were not believed to be involved in terrorism. The documents say one of the targets was a “U.S. person,” a term describing American citizens and legal permanent residents, but all of the targets were reportedly outside the United States.
American Civil Liberties Union Deputy Legal Director Jameel Jaffer had this reaction:
“This report is an unwelcome reminder of what it means to give an intelligence agency unfettered access to individuals' most sensitive information. One ordinarily associates these kinds of tactics with the secret police services of authoritarian governments. That these tactics have been adopted by the world’s leading democracy – and the world’s most powerful intelligence agency – is truly chilling.”
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Imagine working somewhere and never able to say where out of shame? Even your family?
Are you talking about working for a porn studio/bookstore or for the NSA?
At least the porn stars are acting for a living and produce profits and entertainment. The NSA people are the real whores, not only selling their souls but the souls of their families. Wonder how much shit they have on each other?
I like to jack off, so they might as well know about it. There's no shame in that. I'm pretty bread and butter. I like legal aged ladies with big breasts and round bottoms. General Alexander I hope you do too, but I suspect the NSA might be pederasts.
Well, if the NSA-tards are anything like their Pentagram and other .gov brethren, user tables for child porn sites will be chock full of folks who signed up with nsa.gov e-mail, and their nsa.gov password.
I shit you not - when Anonymous grabbed a user table from a kiddie porn vendor, there were over 9000!!! (i.e., a lot) of .mil , cia.gov and other .gov e-mails, stored with MD5 hashing (which may as well be plaintext): the passwords enabled login to the relevant mail accounts on .gov servers (so I am told), and many of the users paid with their own credit card (they didn't get an anonymous debit card). That shows that they have a sense of both entitlement and impunity.
CNN bit on that story - and noted that of 5200 e-mail addresses handed to the DoJ, not a single person had been terminated or investigated.
Here's the YouTube clip of the CNN story - "5200 Pentagon Employees Bought Child Porn"
Thats very good. What would you do with them? It can be difficult finding people to open fire in a school or naval yard, don't you think?
There's not much point worrying about clearing your browser history anymore.
Well, there is the wife to consider, unless of course she works for the agency. If you're married and you can't get anymore out of her about her work life than some nebulous "something to do with greeting cards" be very suspicious.
Perhaps the ACLU doesn’t want anybody breaking into ADL territory.
The American Anti-Defamation League under Abe Foxman has made it a practice for decades to tail all Congressmen – liberal or conservative—as was brought out in allegations in the San Francisco trial of its then head operative Roy Bullock on charges of buying blackmail information from members of the San Francisco Police Department as reported by the San Francisco Examiner (attention ACLU – the application of this private espionage is a violation of civil liberties). Bullock had collected information and provided it to the ADL as a secretly-paid independent contractor for more than 32 years.
Can it be that there’s a connection between data of this kind and the unbelievable unification of almost every congressman behind every Israeli position?
The annual budget for the ADL, 2010 Form 990, was $53,551,524 (total expenses), according to ProCon.org., and has 427 employees and 3,500 volunteers (2010 Form 990). It partners with “the US Holocaust Museum and the Archdiocese of Washington to provide Catholic school educators with information about anti-Semitism and the Holocaust.”
http://aclu.procon.org/view.source.php?sourceID=012072
How most jewish people are being used by jewish crooks, and how jewish (and catholic) crooks are being used by the black nobility: ADL, the Mob, JFK, Lansky, Kissinger, Gore, Clinton
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Wow, if they are tracking the world's porn consumption they musy have some bitchin' recommendations. Can we get a Top 10 list? I personally think Asian-Ukrainian Lezbos from the Planet Huge .....oh, never mind, I'll keep that one to myself.
Always the same pattern, we are tracking them evil Muslim turrrristsss, they are surfin porno sites for jihad, this is for our national safety and security.
Five years later.....we have actually been tracking everyone, including granny up in Idaho, anyone could be an evil turrrrist, growing their own food, or not watching our certified Talmudvision programming. Imagine if people weren't eating our dead and polluted corporate GMO foods and watching our corporate media programming, Dancing With the Idiots, American Idolatry, or Oprah the Queen of stupidity. It could get ugly.
My God, that Utah center must have an entire wing built for my history/data.
I like my bitchez nasty. Oh, you already know that.
Well then, what else you wanna see? Some cock pic selfies? What's your email?
FUCK YOU!
Over.
OK you lot have had me in near tears reading your NSA GCHQ responses.
Allow me.
Is this what the tax payer allows you sick fucks to do on our coin? You turn up to work each day and watch said tax payer jack off? Did you at any point think this was a wise career choice? Did you tell your friends and families you would be perving on the pervs? We pay you to do this for a living and get pension rights plus dog knows what in benefits? And you go along and do this shit all the while knowing you are the most depraved amongst society while doing so?
You filthy dirty arse klinkers. Better men have died shoveling shit. There is barely a bone in my body that could give a cunt who would do this willingly the steam off of my shit.
You disgraceful, diabolical waste of a life what you so surely are.
The only way this could be funny, was if it wasnt true, but as we know here kids, its probably not.
You lot of filth will hang first, you fucking disgrace upon the human race, knowingly watching others watching filth must be the epitomie of degredation.
Cunts :-(
Damn nice rant! Had enough disconnection and grammatical inconsistancies to feel the anger and foam from your mouth on the screen. We need more like you. And, I like the use of the word cunt. Degrading in just about every way. Up arrows for you sir.
Thats a smashingly nice and refreshing reply from you my good man Sunnyside.
Speak as you say my friend (or type). Lets make these filthy swines KNOW that WE know just what shenanigans they are up to.
Dirty fucking arse klinkers what they are.
;-)
I confess a small degree of inner tension about using 'cunt' as a pejorative, given that the human va-j-j is a pretty wondrous piece of tech (way better than an XBox).
It's absolutely clear that it doesn't really pertain in any way to human ladyparts when used in that context, obviously - in the same way as "espece de fils de pute"/"figlio di puttana"/"hijo di puta" are insults about someone's mother but are understood not to be (somehow).
As a die-hard fan of Joe Rogan (especially his podcast, which has had some amazing guests in the last 12 months), I try to live my life by the Rogan Rule: Don't be #Cunty (I add a codicil: except to cunts who deserve it).
A clean cloth dinner napkin is a pussy
A dirty used snot rag is a cunt
hope that clears it up for you
So the NSA is watching our porn viewing habits, while the TSA is digging in our cornholes looking for butt bombs... The government is full of demented perverts.
The real secret program is the cia/nsa industrial corporate state, likely produces pornography and uploads it as honeytraps so they can "catch" people downloading it.
Ever wonder why there is so much "free" porn on the internet. It's there to distract you and incriminate you. Who would want to do such a thing?
Our tax dollars at work.Government funded porn will be the next big breaking story, but nobody will notice because they are too busy with sports, or downloading porn or online gambling. We are prisoners of our own desires and the government likes it that way.
To all my fellow cousins here at ZH:
I am a man and a sinner. I like women (all and various colors and styles). I like tits (I know they're supposed to have something to do with infant feeding, but I can't help thinking the lord through them in just for fun).
Blackmail that, NSA... perverted fuckers
My sentiments exactly, Ignatius: it is only those who try to present a facade of piety that can possibly be blackmailed - people whose actual behaviours are congruent with their claimed morality can't be blackmailed.
'Sides - all the porn link-trace in my browser history is due to bloody pop-under ads, I promise.
i like hotchicksof the nsa dot com
but ciabigtits dot com is ok too.
the chicks only wear leather long coats and nylons.
This is incredibly bearish for 72virgins.com.
Oh, wow, there actually is a site with that URL. LOL
Oh no! Now they know that I have a guillotine fetish. The thought of pols, crats and banksters being put through one is such a...
The strawberries! Who stole the strawberries?! Capt. Queeg in The Caine Mutiny wanted to know.
Failing systems turn against themselves; locked into massive blind suspicion. Just another day on the OCD patch of time.
Dear listening intelligence services,
I'm not wearing any panties.
But then you already know that. Don't you?!
You know who.
Dear NSA - Can you create a website with morbidly obese red haired chicks pissing on guys? I really like that : -)
Love, your loyal herd animal
Would be fun to confuse 'em by signing up for a straight site, a beastiality site and a gay site.
I would like to see which one they try to bribe me with.
Dear NSA - Can you create a website with morbidly obese red haired chicks pissing on guys? I really like that : -)
Love, your loyal herd animal
a man after my own heart.
nsa, add red haired chicks with hairy red bushes and big bouncy voluptuous tits!!!
also giving tit jobs would be nice.
NSA continuing j edgar's work on showing everyone else's "abnormal" behaviour but also scrubbing the data of their own dear leaders and of course mastering technology to fabricate data as necessary. Even if you don't have a file, one can be created in mere minutes.
haha, let's track their porno.
i bet they are too busy being distracted by bigbuttspytrannies dot com
One thing this silly story (another mainswamp obloquy aimed at denigrating Muslims) fails to point out is that this shit will only work in communities of absolute fucknozzles - i.e., religious goups and other puritanical retards who think knee-jerk censoriousness is the same as thinking hard about deep questions.
Coz let's face it - if the security-theatre alphagetti claimed that they had TD's browser history and bookmarks, and that he goes to trannytube every day ... who here would believe them? And who here would give a flying fuck?
Stories like this show that .gov's strategies really are aimed at the dregs of the citizenry - because only the dumbest cunts on the planet would accept a .gov-produced log of sites visited.
In fact purported IP-based logs are not even considered as having any evidentiary basis - see, inter alia, VPR Inernationale v. Does 1-1017 (US District Court in the Central District of Illinois, before Judge Harold A Baker with the judgement tendered on April 29th 2011. There is also K-Beech, Inc. v. John Does 1-37 (case 2:2011cv03995 in New York Eastern District Court - the decision was written by Judge Brown on May 1st 2012).
(BTW, I didn't make up "trannytube" - it's a thing: someone in a Disqus comment reply tried to insult me by suggesting I must "spend half your day on trannytube"... so obvously I went and had a look).
The only safe porn is lesbian porn.
fonestar nails it here. The thing collapses under its own weight, like obamacare. That's the hope I see.
My Xmas wish is that this and the other programs find their oblivion, absolute and perfect; and that the human idiots that concocted this nightmarish version of the United States be enlightened.
wow i bet there is not one keyboard at nsa which is not sticky.
i bet the floors are sticky, and the place is grungy like a cheap xxx-movie palace.
hahahha
they proabbaly have bowls of viagra sitting out and paper towel dispensers everywhere
hahhahaha
I'd love to hear that conversation and criticism.
I am an ugly man without any cash whose only chance at a successful relationship is getting really, really good at sex.
Of course, as an ugly man without any cash, it is very difficult to ever actually have sex, make improvements, take notes and get better.
I've been forced to research it myself online in shame, so thanks for bringing it up, assholes.
I blame the education system for never teaching me what I needed to know in this area. Same government that never gave it to me now spies it out of me and judges me for it.
All kidding aside, though, I did tell my friend just last week that I assumed this was happening, since I can cruise around anywhere on the internet without an issue, but redtube causes an inexplicable 'flicker' that looks like my entire browser shuts down and reloads almost instantaneously. Go ahead and tell everyone exactly what I watch, because porn uses the most inaccurate descriptions ever. The only way you can actually judge is if you've seen it, too, and then how could you possibly be better than I am?
Did they also track these dangerous criminals at the SEC?
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10452544
NSA claims Bob surfs kiddie porn. Pentagon pockets 300B they say they spent on this program but didn't, because no proof is required. So, who's the perv?
Mothersbaugh and Co. Great!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue_fIIfqVKg
Peek-a-boo!
I can see you
And i know what you do
So put your hands on your face
And cover up your eyes
Don't look until i signal
Peek-a-boo! peek-a-boo! peek-a-boo!
The way that we weren't is what we'll become
So please pay attention while i show you some
Of what's about to happen
Peek-a-boo!
I know what you do
Cause i do it too
Laugh if you want to or say you don't care
If you cannot see it you think it's not there
It doesn't work that way
any excuse for a government employee to fuck the dog all day and watch porn
so if the majority watch tranny porn does it harm the reputations of the ones that don't?
and remember.. If you like your porn, you can keep it
"We have to look at it, to see what's in it."....
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s17e01-let-go-let-gov
This just in: Consensual adult porn is less harmful than drones, tanks, tomahawk missles, aircraft carriers, atomic bombs, Obamacare, The Patriot Act, The Fed, "The two party system" waterboarding, being "rendered" drinking and driving, back door poltical dealings, political machines, lobbyist, insurance cartels, tobacco, invasion of privacy, ignoring the constitution, taxation without real representation.... and the list goes on and on and on.
Funny what some in government view to be "discrediting" while ignoring real crimes in their own backyard by their own taskmasters. But hey they are just doing their jobs. Just doing what they are told. Although those excuses didn't go over too well at Nuremberg by the last folks that tried using that defense while explaining their actions that trampled the rights and freedoms of others.
At some point history will skull fuck these people though it may take a couple of lifetimes for it to happen. I'm too old, thankfully to have to worry about it too much by I fear for my offspring and theirs.
If asked I suggest calling on your inner Bill Clinton and say something to the effect "I viewed porn but I did not get an erection". Or if they have hacked your computer camera and have some tugging evidence "Yes I did masturbate but I did not ejaculate." Some douche politician will have to say something like that in the near future. Perhaps a Supreme Court Justice that doesn't vote the way he or she was supposed to. Who knows. Interesting times we live in that's for damned sure.
Or take the Quagmire approach "My fellow American's I have not been entirely truthful to you. I did giggoogety that girl. I ga-shamoygadeed her gaflavity with my googis and I am sorry."
I guess I need to understand is using a cigar on an intern more damning or less damning than viewing some internet porn? I know taking too wide of a stance in a public bathroom is worse but could someone write an order "sexual offenses" that a politician can get a way with and what one can't get a way with. I think it would help all of society if the morality police would make a list of consensual sexual acts are acceptible vs those that are not.
This should be published for all to read and the author should be allowed to masturbate 5 times without being spied on.
Wow thanks I've had quite the dry spell lately. I did win a contest once. I can only think of poor Ray McKigney, legend has it he was a great hand model who had the most exquisite hands you'd ever seen. He ruined them from overuse because he couldn't find a mate that could match the beauty of his own hands causing a deformity as they apparently locked in the form of some sort of claw. You see he was not master of his domain. Traveled the world over seeking a cure from acupuncture to herbalist.
WOW talk about having too much time on your hands. What have I become between Zero Hedge and Seinfeld reruns!
Regarding the latest Snowden leak, that the NSA monitored the porn browsing habits of the world's most evil, General keith Alexander said; "my people are good people, if any of them had ever looked at porn in their life, we never would have employed them."
Just wait for the drone on drone spying crimes to commence. The best thing that will happen to american society is when the spying lenses get turned on to the politicians by the private sector. Then and only then will this nonsense cease. By the way, since all of our medical records are digitalized and the government has the right to view them isn't it about time that we the people have full and unfettered access to the medical records of all politicians and their staff. I mean if we are going to cast a vote for someone to represent us, shouldn't we have a full and fair understanding that we are not getting into a Jessie Jackson Jr. scenario? Why should he or any other representative of the people be able to hide their medical and or financial records while the people are forced to justify their financials and now that we have digitalized government healthcare we no longer enjoy doctor patient confidentiality. Why are they afforded such luxuries?
Don't they work for us? Shouldn't they be worried about what we think. How in the world did it turn out that we have to live in fear of our government through veiled threats, fines, taxes, guilty until proven innocent, forced to purchase government products, etc... I thought the government servants were meant to answer to the people, not the other way around. WTF????
Cue the black helicopter's. I asked the wrong question.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Hopefully this won't be the last, best holiday season. Seems like those are the realities we live since the turn of the century.
They must have had some crazy animal porn shit on John Roberts for him to vote Obamacare in.
Three words... midget tranny pr0n.
Wonder what the big O watches?
white women with big asses
If you like your porn, you can keep your porn.
Besides being economically bankrupt, this country (USA) is also morally bankrupt. Fifty years ago it was shameful to file for bankruptcy, get a divorce, have an abortion or watch porn. Now nobody cares.
So the NSA plan to blackmail people who watch porn - QUAINT.
once upon a time it was also shameful to pretend to be on the pill.
How's about them apples.
Now we know the real reason the SEC doesn't go after banksters.
How many NSA analysts are off-the-books consultants for the banksters and most ccorrupt corporations? Spying for purposes of blackmail, IP theft, inside trading information, etc.
Hopefully, more whistleblowers will release tales of corruption with supporting evidence.
Burn this muthafucka down.
http://dilbert.com/2013-11-28
the internet is FOR porn.
Why don't we suggest they narrow their search by tagging all people using computers.
http://youtu.be/YRgNOyCnbqg