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The white ones don't fight as much.
Everything is now in place for this turkey to be subject to a game of knockout.
Even the turkey knows the mother fucker is lying.
This one is your cousin from your grandmother's side
"Whoa, there whitey. I'm the president of all 57 states."
OT, but.....
"Osama will pay for my gas and mortgage."
http://youtu.be/P36x8rTb3jI
Happy Thanksgiving, bitchez!
I see its time for the Polar Turkey Hunt.
You can see it on the girls faces:
We got a honkey in the house.
"And you see Tom, that's just how white folks will do you. White Guy...make sure you get that truffle sauce I like. And don't bruise the thighs."
His name was popcorn, the turkey.
Did he flick a booger on the turkey's chest?
..."wheres the bacon on this mutha fucka".....
(turkey to man)
You expect us to gobble up that Bullshit?
Quit yanking our snood.
(and if we had a picture of the president and his dog)
Bo, can you teach me to beg?
(and if we had a picture of a big bin full of discarded paper)
please deposit your discarded insurance policies here so the less fortunate can enjoy healthcare over the holidays - management
Obama (with green blood):
"My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts..."
Sasha:
"Kill it already!"
Melia:
"Who's the weird Russian-looking dude, daddy?"
Bald guy:
"Wait 'till I get you alone, my pet!"
Turkey:
"Wait, I was gonna be the national bird! Franklin told me! Did you know; Democracy is like three Soetoros and a bald white guy arguing over what's for dinner..."
He forgot to add that the turkey would return in a future life to become a moonshiner.
Turkey says to Obama: Listen motherfucker, at the rate you are pissing in Americans faces and destroying the country, your ass might be served up before mine... gobble gobble bitches
"We don't have turkeys where i come from"
Dis be frum KFC?
Meh, here in the USA, they get elected to Congress!
If you like your head you can keep it...til dinner.
I am Barrack-O-Jesus.... I command you to buy insurance now the number one commandment. Forget the other ten.
Hitler's Rise to Power Explained
Notice any comparison w/ Obama?...
“”by hyperinflating currency to reduce debt, the govt also transfers all middle class wealth to the govt.
Conditions attract a Diktator.””
...Hitler utilized the Great Depression to ascend Power and Control...played on the Citizens’s Fears.
Then seized the Rights of the People from the Weimar Constitution
....Private Property Rights
.... the Right to Assemble,
...the Right to Privacy, in the Mail and the Telephone System
Economic Crisis leads to the Rise of a Diktator.
15:00 minute mark....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWMd_NPSBA#t=1145
When Money Is Corrupted - Hidden Secrets Of Money
What part of "it can't happen here" don't you get?
/s
Yup.....
Read the first 164 pages of The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich...
All you be needin' to understand....
And the German people said "Ve did Nazi zees commink!". And neither will most Americans...
Just a little off the top is all it needs to flourish.
If you like your head... Then you can keep your head.
i actually think he should chop off the head of the Turkey "as a political statement." in fact i find the fact that he spared the Turkey a bullish signal and fear the market might rise 1000 points on Friday alone because of his temerity and conscience.
"Honest, my beloved daughters, it was consensual and my BIV will be covered by Obamacare."
or
"Meet my friend Hank. We're in love and so, due to Obamacare, he's covered by my insurance."
Come to think of it, yes, we could replace Obama with Mike. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
I blame Bush, George H. W. Bush. He was the guy who started pardoning turkeys at Thanksgiving. Didn't take Clinton long to turn pardoning turkeys into a profit center with Holder doing the paperwork. A certain trader comes to mind.
"sorry, your surgery costs too much."
"I pardon the turkey called ObamaCare but the turkey called Caramel must die."
An ugly daughter is a tragedy,
but two fugly uglies?
They're gonna start a new industry,
Wookies R Us
(Obama-Wan Kenobi waves his hand) "These aren't the first daughters you're looking for."
(Michelle in the background) "Wwwwwaaaaaaannnnnnggggghhhhhh! Wwaanngghh."
next time you are angry at somebody, try not to be a complete jerk. you'll live longer.
"Now, Girls, don't believe everything your hear about this healthcare plan. We'll get it fixed.
The first death panel convenes...
Free birth "control" & aborts to the over paid supreme court asses.
I'll let the death panel know that you may be spared.
You voted for Obama knowing this, explain.
Which one is the turkey?
The one with the shiite eating grin on its face.
Got Obamacare?
This is simple, even for a turkey. Just put your foot like this and say, "Sieg Heil, mein fuhrer!"
So.....its no longer called the Goose Step?
Hmmm, what she we call it?
The Gobble Step?
Joseph Gobbelers would be proud
"The flag lapel pin is a nice touch."
"Hi. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you."
"Is this the new Immigration Reform Act? Where do I sign?"
No matter what i do everything turns into a turkey.
"The Messiah changes Turkey into ToFurkey".
Instead of pardoning Turkeys he should pardon Citizens from their Obamacare Slavery.
I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States...
This ain't funny.
Every time I see Obama with his daughters I feel empathy for the girls and every other young American, his daughters will go through the rest of their lives with the knowledge that their father ran the most f*#ked up presidency in the 237 year history of America, that their father a constitutional Lawyer presided over the destruction of the first, Third, fourth, fith, sixth, seventh, eight, ninth, tenth soon to be the eleventh amendment by signing the TPP, and I just know he's not finished trying to get the second.
"... the most f*#ked up presidency..."
Only until the next guy's elected.
Or gal. Just sayin'
<Anyone else notice lots of women are being moved up the leadership ladder just in time for.....well, you know.>
He is not, and has never been, ever, a constitutional lawyer, professor or anything of the fucking sort.
He has not been on the faculty of an institution of higher education
He has never had tenure....
That's another uber-leftie Progressive Media Propaganda Myth
He Has Had His License "Pulled", However.
They'll just carry a card board sign strung around their necks that'll say "Bush's fault".
Actually it is funny, they will never get that message, even if the wind blows it by them, it will go in one ear, and out the other.
The turkey needs to let be known it's a Muslim, queer, communist, handicapped, species repressed by ole' crackers and it'll get a pardon, obozophone, snap and a housing allowance.
Nah, the turkey's white, we'll just tax him to death.
It's okay. He speaks jive turkey.
Which one?
Does his daughter on the right have a mustache? She takes after her mother I guess.
Gobble...BTFATH...Gobble-Gobble.
"Ah, you see girls, here is a typical voter. Listen closely, I'll teach you how easy it is to handle them."
"You didn't forfeit that insurance..."
From one Turkey to another ....
Look servent, that turkey is for those people.
"This turkey's Certificate of Origin looks more legit than mine..."
An illegal alien, a muslim, and a socialist walks into a bar. The bartender says - "What will it be Mr. President?"
Damnit, another perfectly good keyboard shot to hell!
Girls you hold him down while I stuff this duck up his backside. Wait does that chicken go in there first? Aw shit...Joe! Get over here!
Obama: "How come we couldn't find a turkey for us to help out, who doesn't already benefit from white-privilege?"
"Hold on there whitey, that thingamajig hanging from your chin looks just like Reggie Love's nutsack hanging from my.....I mean see girls, we should show compassion to all living creatures"
(Drone strike kills 50 at a wedding in a 'stan somewhere)
Obombers daughters do not look like him?
Dude, you aren't the first one to say that. A simple DNA test would establish that. (I'ld wager a few crowns, they aren't his. Nothing about this guy is real or legit). Tell me where he has actually ever told the truth about anything? Take another look at his wife .... are you sure that they're her children?
"I'll pardon this one so the folks out there think I'm compassionate but don't worry girls, we'll eat the one baking in the oven."
shit, even the turkey won't look at me anymore
It's not really a pardon for that turkey, Obama just postponed eating it until after the mid-term elections.
Pardoned the black & got the white 1 so Al Sharpton dont make it a big deal tomorrow
Ben Franklin's Letter to his daughter:
"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him."
"With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country."
"I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America... He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on."
Fellow ZH'ers - I know not what course others may take, but as for me,
BE A KING BIRD, OR A TURKEY, NOT A FISHING HAWK!
Dad.. No kiddin! Her name Sarah Palin ??
Hey where's the fucking teleprompter? I can't talk directly to one of my subjects without a teleprompter,
they may come to realize that I know less then this fucking turkey.
"So this is what a death panel does".
hey michelle honey look at der big chicken.
i like chicken.
i bet it gobbles betta dan you are my udder bitch reggie.
This was my butt buddy before I met Reggie!
this turkey is white if he was black i would have to respect him before we ate him, since he's white we can't eat him, but i dont have to show any respect necessarily.
TOTUS just finished his autobiography and aptly named it, "My Life As A Turkey- A Life Story of Barry Soetoro".
Confirming his loyalties with Jihadi extremists by sending the turkey to Syria instead
One of these is stupid and makes lots of noise and the other is a....turkey.
Relax...the white dude is just checking out your anus
A: "That, my girls, is a sheep ready for sheering."
B: "Did that hurt? I was just a joke, soooorryyy"
Turkey: This stinks worse than that jam-packed, factory farm I was hatched in. I'm gonna just hold my breath til my face turns blue!
You never should have vetoed NATO's pact to assist Israel, Turkey! You had to know my deep knowledge and mastery of global politics would finally bring you under my power!
"See, girls, this be a turkey. It be white therefore it be racist. Peeps be comparing me to this bird. I be a lawyer and the POTUS. How I be dumber than this here turkey?"
I didn't vote for either turkey yesterday.
I didn't vote for either turkey in 2012.