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Mobs, Stampedes, Fights, Brawls, A Stabbing And Shooting: A Video Compilation Of Black Thursday 2013

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That greatest of all American traditions - the Black Friday Thursday stampede, this year accompanied with a stabbing and a shooting, is back. A quick review of all readers may have missed by not lining up in droves outside of stores that were selling products at just above cost instead of the usual massive pre-Thanksgiving markup, via the Mail:

  • The rush for Black Friday bargains has resulted in outbreaks of violence as shoppers clash over reduced price goods
  • Police in Virginia have reporting a stabbing incident after two men got into a fight in the car park over a space
  • Shoppers cutting in line sparked a Black Friday Brawl at another Walmart
  • Some retailers opened their doors as early as 6am on Thanksgiving Day

Some details before we get into the documentary evidence:

A man has been stabbed in Virginia, a shoplifter has been shot by cops in Chicago and brawls have broken out across the nation as shoppers clash in a scramble for the best Black Friday bargains.

 

Chaotic scenes at several Walmart stores have already been filmed and posted to YouTube, revealing the madness that has become a tradition the day after Thanksgiving.

 

In one of the most violent incidents, a police officer responded to the scene of a shoplifting at a Kohl's store in Romeoville, Illinois just after 10pm on Thursday to see the alleged thief dragging another officer along with his car. The responding officer shot the driver to stop him.

 

Police Chief Mark Turvey said at a news conference that the injured officer had headed into the store when a man ran out, and the officer chased him to his car. 'The officer was struggling with the subject as he got into the car and then the car started to move as the officer was partially inside the car. The officer was dragged quite some distance. He couldn’t get out,' Turvey said.

 

The driver and the officer were both taken for hospital treatment of non-life-threatening shoulder injuries, and three people were arrested, Turvey said.

 

Police in Virginia also reported a stabbing after two men got into a fight in the car park over a space around 6.30pm on Thursday at a Walmart store in Tazewell County. Sheriff Brian Hieatt told WVVA that the incident occurred in the parking lot. Two men, 61-year-old Ronnie Sharp of Russell County and 35-year-old Christopher Jackson of Jewell Ridge in Tazewell County, were arguing over a parking space.

 

This escalated into a threat with a firearm, and then Hieatt says Sharp used a knife to cut Jackson in the arm, slicing down to the bone. Sharp is charged with malicious wounding and brandishing a firearm. Police seized a rifle from him. He is Southwest Regional Jail in Tazewell and is out on $5000 bond.

... at which point he proceeded to return to his favorite zoo store and buy "stuff" at 90% off.

So what did it all look like? The answer: like this...

Wal-Mart Fight, Brawl, Madness compilation

Wal-Mart Black Friday fight for TV 2013

Black Friday Walmart Stampede in Puerto Rico 2013

More people going crazy in Walmart

Walmart black Friday 2013 - Pushing, shoving Black Friday madness in Covington

People fighting at a Wal-mart in Fort Worth, Texas on Thanksgiving night.

Man attacks girl at Walmart

And the winner is... Video of women fighting for Rachael Ray cookware at Wal Mart Turkey Creek in Knoxville, TN

 

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Fri, 11/29/2013 - 09:51 | 4199089 10mm
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Blacks in the TV section, white ladys with fat asses fighting over cookware.hmmm

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:17 | 4199182 I am Jobe
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Cookware- How many white women cook ? It is a show piece. 

TV- Need that to eat cheetos and makeout in front of that. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:37 | 4199214 10mm
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Notice white women are of age. Last of a dieing breed of cooks.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 09:49 | 4199090 Isherwood
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This will be much more exciting in a few years when they are fighting over food and toilet paper

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:02 | 4199126 A82EBA
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seriously! long tampons

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:06 | 4199100 lolmao500
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Chinese fighter jets were scrambled and followed US and Japanese planes that had entered the newly-proclaimed Chinese air defense zone in the disputed area of the East China Sea, local media reported.

Oooh. I bet the US and Japanese planes were ALMOST scared. ALMOST...

More details :
Two US surveillance aircraft and 10 Japanese F-15 jets were ‘tailed’ by Chinese pilots on Friday, say Chinese media reports quoted by Itar-Tass.

China ordered an urgent dispatch of its Su-30 and J-10 fighter jets to an area in the East China Sea after the foreign aircraft “invaded” the air defense zone, they said.

Bloomberg: #Saudi Prince #Alwaleed bin #Talal endorses #Israel.i attack on Iran.

Saudis, hell bent on creating another shitstorm...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/china-ups-the-rhetoric-in-air-...

China raises the rhetoric in air-zone feud with Japan

China accused Japan of “unscrupulous” behaviour while fingering its Asian rival as the “prime target” of a new air sovereignty zone it established with little warning last Saturday in a move that has considerably sharpened the jostling between the two nations.

“Maybe an imminent conflict will be waged between China and Japan,” the state-run Global Times warned in a Friday editorial. The newspaper disclosed China’s readiness to “firmly counter provocative actions from Japan” and “carry out timely countermeasures without hesitation” if Japan refuses to abide by rules Beijing has imposed in its air defence identification zone.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:30 | 4199249 AGAU
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You seem to get excited by the prospect of war.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:39 | 4199497 Captain Benny
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The sooner war breaks out, the sooner China dumps the dollar.  War can in fact be a good thing.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:42 | 4199910 WOAR
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Don't be harshin' my WOAR boner.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 09:55 | 4199112 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Stay classy America!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199163 I am Jobe
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u mean Stay Trailer Trash Classy correct? 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 09:57 | 4199114 surf0766
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Goods are a civil right !

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 09:58 | 4199118 lolmao500
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In Venezuela they are! (as long as they have foreign currency reserves)

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:05 | 4199134 Nothing but the...
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Conspicuous over consumption in America is a civil right.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:02 | 4199122 Mr. Dew
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The People's Republic of China thanks us for our support.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199125 Yardfarmer
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presently they are herded into shopping malls. in the future they will be herded into places quite different and much less friendly.

I find it very interesting that last year, DHS signed an agreement to partner with Simon Properties, the largest owner of malls in North America. In subsequent agreements, DHS and Simon Properties agreed to use malls as “relocation centers” in times of a national emergency. Shortly after the DHS-Simon Properties agreement, the NFL, NBA, Major League Baseball and the NHL all agreed to let their facilities double for the same purpose. These announced agreements served as one of the trigger events leading to relocation by ex-FEMA types. They viewed these arrangements as detention centers, not places of safe refuge and that crises such as food shortages and civilian unrest would lead to the activation of a type of impromptu series of FEMA camps. I have written and extensively documented these agreements on my website over the past 14 months. And what could go on in these impromptu detention centers has the potential to give humanity its darkest hours

http://thecommonsenseshow.com/2013/11/27/why-are-the-bankers-and-ex-inte...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:03 | 4199129 surf0766
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How long until we hear "Shoutin" Al Sharpton wage war to change the name of Black Friday.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:09 | 4199143 Jumbotron
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"How long until we hear "Shoutin" Al Sharpton wage war to change the name of Black Friday"

Never......because "Tawana Brawley Friday" just doesn't roll off the tongue like Black Friday.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:25 | 4199224 Jumbotron
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Speaking of Tawana Brawley.....I just found this article from a few months ago.

Looks like justice finally caught up with the little lying slut.  And check out that shit-eater Sharpton's hair-do from back in the day.  LOL !!!   What pieces of shit !

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Latest-News-Wires/2013/0805/Tawana-Brawley-...

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:56 | 4200636 lotsoffun
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oh please!!  i'm begging for that!  i will pay another few percent in taxes if we could do that!  can we call it boogie-down wonderland friday?

that would be a whole lot of fun.  al sharpton - get on it!  how about 'it's be's free friday's?'

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:09 | 4199140 lolmao500
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To stop these idiots, they would probably need to install a few soldiers armed with machine guns at each wal-mart entry and register. Try to start a riot or some shit? You get hit by several plastic bullets.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:08 | 4199144 Apeman
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'Murricaaaaaaa

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:09 | 4199147 roadhazard
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What a bunch of Mongoloids.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:12 | 4199160 I am Jobe
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Amerikans at their best during shopping for crap. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199164 Dan The Man
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Watch @ 1:45

More people going crazy in Walmart

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199170 Dan The Man
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"I got a heart problem!"

...f**king hilarious

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:47 | 4199517 Platinum
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I'm sure all her meds are free as well.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199166 MontgomeryScott
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In the Walmart aisle,

She yelled, 'Moar, Moar, Moar...'

By the pots and pans,

She cried, 'Moar, Moar, Moar!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I

 

Who's 'Rachel Ray', anyway? (seriously)

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:22 | 4199661 FrankDrakman
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Ten or so years ago, Rachel Ray was a preternaturally chipper host of a daytime cooking show on Food Network. If you like the "american chipmunk" type of girl, she wasn't bad looking. Her schtick was preparing a meal in 30 minutes or less, to show the obese couch potatos watching her that it was faster and cheaper to make it yourself than order in.

She has since been elevated into celebrity chef status, although she barely knows a tournedo from a tornado. She has produced a shelf of forgettable cook books, an impossible to watch 'talk' show, and all the ancillary marketing items ('Rachel Ray pot holders', 'Rachel Ray wine rack', 'Rachel Ray measuring spoons', &tc.) that mark the Martha Stewart/Nigella Lawson wannabes.  

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:44 | 4199914 Vendetta
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Rachel Ray is also an Oprah 'product' like Dr Phil.  Not that I blame them for taking the lucrative gigs but they are essentially 'made' by Oprah's backing...  mafia style catering to the overwhelming and loathesome 'consumer based economy' fascist business model.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:13 | 4199168 Dr. Bonzo
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Behold... the Free Shit Army in its full brainless splendor... fighting for what else... nearly free shit.

Rome burns,  Nero strums his harp,  the species deevolution continues apace....

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:15 | 4199172 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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DEVO

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:16 | 4199175 lolmao500
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All these idiots should have gone to work and MADE MONEY instead of putting their lives in danger in going to these stupid things.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:21 | 4199198 centerline
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Nah.  I say put the "pointy objects" display right next to the black friday flat screen shrink wrapped pallets.  Maybe the "blunt instrument" display on the other side.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:39 | 4199495 A82EBA
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now thats funny..nilly mess muh draws

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:18 | 4199190 B.J. Worthy
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"Man attacks girl at Walmart" should be renamed "Asian guy defends himself against annoying Walmart teen who kicked him."

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:47 | 4199921 WOAR
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Who took the video? The friend of the Asian guy, or the girl?

Exactly.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:20 | 4199196 Took Red Pill
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Why don't we all try to make "Small Business Saturday" bigger and support our local businesses? Screw Walmart!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:21 | 4199197 Lokking4AnEdge
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These are the exact people who are going to enjoy fully tax payer subsidized health care plans...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:21 | 4199202 yogibear
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An icon of  the US today. Watch out for those 400 lb woman in their carts when it comes to these events.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:41 | 4199300 IridiumRebel
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She gotta heart problem, yo!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:21 | 4199203 Smegley Wanxalot
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I'm disappointed.  I wanted to see some bloodshed.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:29 | 4199240 I am Jobe
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Yes that would be a nice to see some blood and stabbing to ensure that the GODS are appeased going into the Holiday Season.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:49 | 4199931 Vendetta
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the tree of consumerism must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of zombies and their leaders.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:23 | 4199206 The Persistent ...
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Never more proud to be an American than during the holidays! There doesnt seem to be anything we don't overconsume and these two days just drive it home. Just watching these videos makes me feel fat and dirty.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:24 | 4199212 rsnoble
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This would be a great day to own the BatMobile.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:25 | 4199226 ejmoosa
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Let me see if I get it.  All the crap they sold yesterday and today, they had in stock and could have sold before Thursday.   

This is what passes for smart retailing.

It should be called Dumb Friday...

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:25 | 4199450 adr
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They won't sell you a product before Black Friday even if they have it in stock, if it's marked for Black Friday. Even if you offer to pay them full price.

They create the mania in the hope that the idea of scarcity will cause more people to flood in and buy a product they might not have before.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:31 | 4199245 MyBrothersKeeper
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Reminds me of traders/investors trying to sell Bear Stearns and Lehman stock during mortgage meltdown

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:32 | 4199256 orangedrinkandchips
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The FINAL place for "black " day is Dec 26th! After that, where the fuck can they go???

 

OOOHHH.....start shopping for xmas on the 26th!!! Black day after xmas!

 

what-the-fuck-ever!!

Equator, here I come!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:40 | 4199297 IridiumRebel
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We need a second Christmas on March 25th. CHRISTMAS 2!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7GggoTqZJ8

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:33 | 4199271 Dubious Maximus
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One day someone's gonna get killed. Then what?

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:37 | 4199285 IridiumRebel
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http://www.ranker.com/list/13-most-brutal-black-friday-injuries-and-deat...

 

If you thought any Black Friday experience you had was beyond ridiculous, just consider yourself lucky no one died (though many people find themselves dying on the inside.) 

Alas, that is exactly what happened back in 2008 at a Long Island Wal-Mart. A few facts to convey this incident: over 2,000 people trampled into the store five minutes before scheduled to open. The store never in fact opened. The crowds opened it themselves, chanting push the doors in. And they did, knocking the doors off their hinges and literally basting it apart. If you're wondering what's wrong with these people? Just check out this Walmart people video and it'll all make perfect sense.

It was rumored that the employees all of sudden had to make a human chain to slow down the crowds that kept pouring. Not effective. Turned out the crowds ended up being a lethal Red Rover and they trampled a 34 year old temporary employee.

As other Wal-Mart employees tried to help the man, the crowds knocked them over as well all the while pummeling the downed man to death. When police and paramedics arrived, people kept pushing past them. When police forced the store to close, people kept pushing past them. Their excuse? I was in line since Friday morning! For 20 dollars off a PS3.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:43 | 4199310 yogibear
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The person going to prison over this would constantly have a very sore behind.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:35 | 4199274 bugs_
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this is a media created event pure and simple.

among the other reasons for certain media outlets to lose their ability to operate - permanently.

good enough reasons for the POHLEECE (if their purpose was public safety and not revenue collection) to close down the stores that do this during the holidays.

the majority of Americans go out of their way to avoid this.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:38 | 4199289 The Persistent ...
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It depends on how you define majority. If you define it as number of people, youre probably right. If you define it as number of pounds, then I suspect you are wrong. The headline should say "Today 61 percent of the adipose tissue in America enjoyed trampling each other to grab some goodies that will be broken by this time next year."

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:33 | 4199482 adr
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The common denominator in most of these videos is the EBT class.

Most of the trouble happens in ghetto stores. You see Hispanics and Blacks getting in fistfights, a lot of third world Asians.

Most of the videos featuring white people are just hysterical because they are all 300lbs.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:16 | 4199631 dizzyfingers
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Most of the videos seem to be taped in Dallas Tx, same store. One was TN.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:38 | 4199284 yogibear
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Entertainment for the 1%.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:40 | 4199295 Uncle Remus
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Indirect evidence that they (1%) are not the same species.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:43 | 4199309 orangegeek
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it's all fun and games until someone gets it in the eye

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:45 | 4199319 Cortez
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Another reason not to hang around Peter North.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:44 | 4199316 Cortez
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I spent -$275 today not including cost of gas to work.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:54 | 4199358 Nobody
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It is times like this that make me feel that the 1% have every right to show contempt and disdain for the rest of us. Animals on parade.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:56 | 4199361 auntiesocial
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a bunch of goddamn lemmings fighting over Rachel Ray cookware? evolution takes two steps back...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 10:58 | 4199369 Itch
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Do people actually stop to pay for the stuff? Just fucking loot the place, may as well, you're already stark shit crazy, may as well go the extra millimetre. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:13 | 4199403 yogibear
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While security is busy with one situation people just walk off with merchandise.

Rename it to Free Friday for looters. Imposible to control crowds like this.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:21 | 4199432 adr
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Which is exactly why the EBT class all go out on Black Friday. Half of every Walmart is looted. The malls should just close. Macy's, Sears, and JC Penney can't control the crowds because they usually have between four and six exits. It is hysterical to watch people just walk out of those stores with armfuls of merchandise. I've seen people walk out with stacks in their arms over their heads.

Other big box stores not so much. Best Buy and Target are generally very good with crowd control. Target sets up a huge winding line and cops are there to force everyone with product into the line. If you are carrying anything without a receipt, you won;t get out the door.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:02 | 4199376 insanelysane
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And most of these shoppers would say that the preppers are crazy.

BTW, I am neither a shopper or a prepper.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:04 | 4199386 muleskinner
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Somebody said that Walmart had one bitcoin for two bits and all hell broke loose.

Spend 14 hours each day on the internet but have to find time to shop on Thanksgiving Day.  goodgawdalmighty for dumb.

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:11 | 4199398 LaurentDeLyon
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super smart

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:14 | 4199412 william114085
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and they say Americans won't stand up for their rights...  

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:15 | 4199419 adr
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A lot of people now go out to Walmart on Black Friday to stir up trouble. become an instant web celebrity. If you avoid Walmart and the malls, Black Friday is almost peaceful. Well at least in the middle of the country.

I wasn't going to go out at 4:00 to wait in line, because I was spending Thanksgiving with my family. I did go out at 10:00, to more or less survey the damage since I sell to big box retail and want to know how it was going.

What I found was that all of the rush was for one or two products at the stores. Walmart and Target were mobbed for the $299 iPad minis, a lot of the other doorbusters were untouched. Of course the 25 or so $288 50" garbage TVs were gone immediately, but the much better deal Sharp 52" TV for $390 just sat there practically untouched.

To my amazement there were pallets of $99 Power Wheels at Target left over at 10:30. I figured those would be gone in the first ten minutes. The $5 PJ bottom bins were empty, but there were plenty of $10 blankets and $4 towels. There were riots last year at Walmart for the 4 towels. Target was almost a non event, by 11:00 the store was almost empty.

Best Buy was very busy but not the madhouse I expected. My local Best Buy is #6 in the country in overall sales. The big doorbuster item was the Microsoft Surface RT tablet for $199. I bought my wife a Nexus 7 tablet for $169, price match to Micro-Center. At 11:30 there were still over 60 Surface RT tablets left. I don't think I would be long Microsoft stock if they can't even sell out a tablet for $199. Nobody touched the $4 movie bins. They were practically full. The biggest observation of mine was people who couldn't speak English buying fifteen laptops. There were six Indonesians buying more laptops than anyone would ever need.

The #1 product on Black Friday had to be the under $300 iPad mini and the $1 iPhone 5c. Walmart and Target were offering $100 and $75 gift cards when you bought the iPad as well. Effectively making the iPad $199ish. At that price there was demand for it. Not the kind of things that inspires confidence in Apple's margin going forward.

Another huge takeaway is that Microsoft is in big trouble if they can't sell out of Surface RT tablets, much better than the iPad mini, for $100 less. Demand for the XBOXone is terrible. The stores did eventually sell out of the XBOXone, but there wasn't the mad rush for it like the PS4 which sold out immediately. I talked to a guy who was trying to get a PS4. He said, "My kids have all been about XBOX for ten years, everything XBOX, saying Sony PlayStation sucks. So I asked them if they wanted an XBOXone for Christmas and they told me they wanted a PS4. Is the XBOXone really that bad?"

There were a few people who had carts filled to the brim, mostly the EBT class, the rest of the people I saw had between one and five items. If this is a sign of the all-time high economy, I don't see it.

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:40 | 4199509 Platinum
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Basically the economy on all levels is a myth. The FSA are the only ones that can really afford to buy like working people used to. Once the entitlements are cut, the resulting rioting and looting, will effectively make most retail locations untenable. The resulting layoffs via "I can't go to work because there are still flames shooting out of the automotive section, and the coroner hasn't cleared out all of the bodies." will add yet another shock to many local economies.

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:05 | 4199774 Dr. Bonzo
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Thanks for the detailed report from your safari.

 

All kidding aside, good write up.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:17 | 4199424 ZeroPoint
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and this is why you should NEVER give up your guns or your high capacity clips.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 17:42 | 4200516 Doug997
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Magazine

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 18:30 | 4202497 ZeroPoint
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Please don't start. My father was a career military man, and they called them clips in those days.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:18 | 4199425 loveyajimbo
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Jeeze was that one in pink with the huge, undulating ass... MOOCH?!!??

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:24 | 4199448 loub215
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now we understand the "47%"...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:25 | 4199449 loub215
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now we understand the "47%"...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:25 | 4199453 dizzyfingers
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"NeedleDickTheBu... Stay classy America!"

Too late.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:40 | 4199499 yogibear
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Much more like stay trashy America.

Think of the US now being Hip-hop and gang-banger oriented.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:31 | 4199472 firstdivision
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This shit's weak. Need moar violence 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:30 | 4199474 Platinum
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I'm thankful for the free entertainment. I imagine that the PR Walmart's will be among the first to fall when the time comes. That video was a preview, without guards being maimed on camera.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:31 | 4199477 djsmps
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This time it's different.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:37 | 4199487 IridiumRebel
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http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-11-27/hey-shoppers-black-frida...

 

Forget the door-busters, coupons, and “friends and family” deals. U.S. shoppers on the whole will be paying more over the next few weeks than they do the rest of the year. Turns out, retail profit margins tend to be higher during the holiday period, despite all the promotions.

Among the 15 largest U.S. retailers, operating margins in the holiday quarter last year were 11 percent, compared with 9 percent in the preceding nine months. Amid the year-end shopping frenzy, these companies padded their bottom lines, on average, by roughly one-quarter.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:37 | 4199490 GOSPLAN HERO
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American exceptionalism at its best!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:43 | 4199510 IridiumRebel
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Umm....it's spelled "acceptshunall". jeez!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:55 | 4199949 Bunga Bunga
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Stock markets at all time highs while society reaches new all time lows. No coincidence here.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:43 | 4200615 lotsoffun
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dat's razicst.  dat be ebonics.  ebonics be's beautiful.  toy's r us and we's be stoopid.  and glorified.

le' me give you's some new math now two.

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:47 | 4199514 Emergency Ward
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They envy us for our bargains.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:41 | 4199506 Obamananke
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Today I vow to never set foot in a Walmart store again f that place.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 11:48 | 4199522 lynnybee
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those poor poor people.   they are risking their lives for worthless merchandise.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:03 | 4199569 I am Jobe
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It is your patriotic  duty to shop till you drop and pile on debt. It will not be Amerika is it is not borrowed and you have not killed or punched anyone during the holidays. Peace on Earth Fuckers. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:05 | 4199581 dizzyfingers
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"I am Jobe"

Careful racist, I cook every meal, we never go out anymore.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:05 | 4199583 Jim B
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Peak Stupidity!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:06 | 4199594 vegas
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Thank you President Gobbels for allowing Amerika to descend into a lawless, Godless, EBT card dependent country. It is only going to get worse.

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:19 | 4200009 lakecity55
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fuck you backdoor barry and the dick you rode in on.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:08 | 4199607 Heroic Couplet
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My Walmart shopping credo: go in and buy anything that's a dollar or less, ensuring the Walton family pays more to keep the lights on than they ever make from my purchases in profit.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:14 | 4199619 Unstable Condition
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It's only funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's just hilarious.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:16 | 4199634 Blazed
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The goyim are dysgenic cattle!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:50 | 4199733 HerrDoktor
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Most shvartzers are goyim, most goyim are not shvartzers. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:18 | 4199645 STG5IVE
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Today would be the absolute best day to shut down the EBT, credit and debit systems

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:27 | 4199669 Manipuflation
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"Damn it, I lost my Obamaphone!"

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:27 | 4199674 Atomizer
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Fucking animals…every one of those EBT carrying cardholders. What a disgrace.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:41 | 4199699 JR
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It’s significant that the media has decided to censor its own articles to deny the growing racist aspects of American society 2013 concerning the Knockout Game. Latest case in point is Hamden High School in Connecticut.

Spectacularly, it is the media that is creating this milieu of violence in today’s society. The riots for finding a place in line on Black Friday are specifically caused by incredible news hype. First, the media goes to great length to define the racism in America against black people, from black activists to Oprah Winfrey to the president of the United States. Then, it denies its culpability when racial groups attack whites.

And when the violence begins to permeate all of America’s newfounded multicultural society, the media is somehow unable to identify the perpetrators or the cause. This acceptance and perpetration of violence has led to today’s spectacle of a culture devolving into barbarism. It is a deliberate breakdown of American culture. And how better to do it than to destroy the wonder and spirit of America’s most traditional holidays   thanks giving to God by the Pilgrims and the Indians for the Pilgrims' first bountiful harvest and the celebration of joy surrounding the birth of Christ.

Here are two different articles regarding the violence at Hamden High School, the first on how the media is censoring the race of the perpetrators in a game, Knockout, for which they, the media, bear no little responsibility - from a site that has decided, in defense, to call it like it is; the latter, the story sweeping the nation leaving out the “who” and “why.”

Student arrested for hate crime assault at Connecticut High School

November 29th, 2013

New Haven, CT has seen a rash of what the media is calling “Knockout Game” violence. At least six people have been assaulted recently in random hate crime style violence.

The media is censoring the race of the perpetrators. However, the term, “knockout game” is a media euphemism for black racial violence.

One student at Hamden High has been arrested for a “knockout game” attack inside the school. The school is about 35% black, and 45% white. Hamden is a suburb of New Haven.

http://www.whiteunity.net/

Here’s how the media played it:

Hamden High School student arrested for playing 'knockout game'

Posted: Nov 27, 2013

HAMDEN, CT (WFSB) -

A Hamden High School student has become a victim of a brutal trend known as the "knockout game."

A male senior was walking in the halls of Hamden High School on Friday when police said a student "ran toward him and punched him under the eye."

Because of the assault, the senior suffered an eye injury. The victim's injuries are not life-threatening.

The senior told police that he did not know who had hit him and never talked with him. However, a short time later, the high school resource officer located the alleged suspect.

He told the high school resource officer "it's a game he and his friends play."

The 15-year-old student was arrested and charged with third-degree assault. He is expected to appear in juvenile court in New Haven on Dec. 9.

In the "Knockout Game," an unsuspecting person is attacked for no apparent reason. Police said that the suspects are not robbing the victims, with the most common being the elderly and women. …

Violent episodes are playing out randomly across the streets of America including six victims in New Haven.

"You wanna play the game, then you're going to pay for it," Mappa said.

http://www.kfvs12.com/story/24085276/hamden-high-school-student-arrested-for-playing-knockout-game

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:18 | 4200007 lakecity55
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It will continue until some of them are stomped, beaten, or shot.

They are Feral Animals, human in form only.

If they attack, kill them.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:42 | 4199713 Jan Modaal
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A once proud nation, that inspired the rest of us.

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:41 | 4199714 jomama
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pretty tame compared to last years, actually.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:43 | 4199719 beegle
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the US , the only place in the world where the poor are fat and the rich slim ... I guess you need all you have to fight yourself into walmart these days ...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:49 | 4199728 I am Jobe
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I am still waiting for some deaths and blood show while Christmas songs are sung in he back ground. Really disappointed. 

Peace on Earth 

God Save China for the shit  they ship to Amerika for Amerikans are too stupid to know better and want more junk. Please ship more junk. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 12:49 | 4199729 dizzyfingers
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Van Halen

Regarding the satellite tv vendors, it seems to work. We fired DirectTV and they call us all the time (according to caller ID); it's hilarious, they just called again! Eff them.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:05 | 4199771 john milton
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There you have black friday and here in Finland we have national "dont buy anything day"

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:10 | 4199790 lakecity55
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These idiots are utterly astounding.

How many Americans have descended into sheer idiocracy?

I am staying away from retail places for another day or two.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:15 | 4199802 q99x2
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What are theyt stupid? They must be off duty DHS, FEMA and TSA agents. If they would buy BitCoin they wouldn't have to be out there like that.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:21 | 4199841 robertocarlos
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All quiet in Canada. The retailers are having Black friday but not many customers showed up. We don't have the day off.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:38 | 4199893 TNTARG
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Is the radiation already damaging brains?

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:40 | 4199905 22winmag
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Everyone was orderly and polite at the local gun shop Black Friday event.

 

Indeed, an armed society is a polite society!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:59 | 4199958 Vendetta
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its the only place I feel like going to this weekend besides going out into the woods for practice

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 13:47 | 4199925 joego1
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From the looks of this when the SHTF we should see a %50 population reduction in a few days.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:01 | 4199963 Mi Naem
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++

Stack Ammo

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:01 | 4199961 Never One Roach
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Punching the lady next to you in the face in order to get that $8.59 "Mr Coffee"...

wtf!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:04 | 4199968 Mi Naem
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Yeah, but that's a pretty good sale price, man. 

It's like we're being trained to fight over the kibble they dangle in front of our faces when resources are harder to come by. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:13 | 4199988 dexter_morgan
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EXACTLY! this behaviour is being encouraged for whatever reason. More fundamental change.........

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:03 | 4199967 dexter_morgan
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I guess it all depends on where you are at. Just returned from a few hours of shopping and one notorious place - Best Buy - still had doorbusters stacked up and the check out line wait was max of 5 minutes. Must be Walmartians that don't have access to the internet where same deals could be had with zero hassle.......

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:13 | 4199989 NOTaREALmerican
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It really depends where you live. 

Somebody famous once said (something like):   The low life assholes will always be with us.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:32 | 4200043 foodstampbarry
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Even more upsetting is that my tax dollars pay for these people to breed.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:32 | 4200047 SilverIsMoney
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All that to save a couple of bucks on stuff they don't need... man we're so freaking fucked...

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:27 | 4200584 lotsoffun
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i did not wait for the comment below - he's right.  we subsidized the whole thing.   lovely.  just what i wanted to do with my tax dollars.

i have no problem feeding and educating the poor.  but this?

 

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:36 | 4200055 Jack Kreuz
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Man attacks girl at Walmart

No, it is not a man, it is a Chinese man who, like most Chinese, treats white Americans with contempt. I wouldn't be surprised if that Chinese man is one of the fraudsters behind the Chinese stock frauds. Sadly, the Federal government is being run by a criminal cartel whose primary concern is the welfare of Wall Street, Israel, blacks, gays, and women. And with the rise of feminism and its hordes of "empowered and independent" women who also treat men with contempt, no wonder why American men have zero motivations to protect such women.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:06 | 4200158 pupdog1
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In China, it is culturally expected that you fight and push your way to the front of the line.  Here you get decked, but there, you are not respected if you don't.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 22:25 | 4201035 artless
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Then the piece of shit should head back to the shithole from where he came China. Sorry but keep your shitty aspects of your culture in your fucking home if you are so attached to them.

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:48 | 4200104 FreeBull
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These shoppers look like the Banks feeding on the Fed's QE - GREED will be our Doom 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:52 | 4200112 BadDog
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Incrediably sad and depressing

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:55 | 4200120 Trucker Glock
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I got trampled and stabbed on Black Friday and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and a TV for $98!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:53 | 4200121 Cornholiovanderbilt
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I am beginning to reconsider my Anti-Eugenics stance

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:04 | 4200155 ThisIsBob
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Should have to pass an examination before being allowed to replicate.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:55 | 4200126 dot.dot.dot.
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you shit me not.. 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 14:58 | 4200139 ExploitedCitizen
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Fat American fight over poor quality goods because price is slightly reduced.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:02 | 4200147 starman
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Ever wonder how the world looks at us? Fucking embarrassing!

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:07 | 4200162 ThisIsBob
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There is money in frenzy which is a time proven marketing tool.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:08 | 4200173 resurger
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Stupid fucking savages

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:19 | 4200193 Trucker Glock
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I hope it's not like this at the gun show today.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:28 | 4200217 Sequitur
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My wish for the holiday season: every last one of those fat fucks dies of a heart attack or diabetes. The planet will be much better without them shitting it up.

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 18:23 | 4200580 lotsoffun
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they will, i promise.  nature promises much better than i do.  but sooner than later?  it's truly unbelievable.

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:29 | 4200219 Pareto
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Perhaps this is inappropriate, but, will spout it anyways, the verse, Luke 23:34 comes to my mind when I see crap like this.

Sat, 11/30/2013 - 19:37 | 4202597 Boxed Merlot
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Luke 23:34 - "Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."…

 

Or how about this one:

 

God said to Jonah, “Is it right for you to be angry…?  … should I not have concern for … more than a hundred and twenty thousand people who cannot tell their right hand from their left—and also many animals?”

Jonah 4:9-11 NIV (edited)

 

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 15:49 | 4200261 yofish
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The exact phenomena is displayed here at ZH: a cascade of idiots doing a 'selfie' on the first pages making the columns go all negative right - "Listen to me! Listen to me and how witty I am! How cute and cutting and smart I am!" Pretty much, this place is ruled by Little Jack Horner's. That people are so rapt to read eye-bleeding column inches in order to deliver their adolescent sockdolager is truly amazing. I me and mine.   

Fri, 11/29/2013 - 17:40 | 4200512 squexx
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So go to another website, you syphillitic dickdrip!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!