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Artist's Impression Of What A" Fed Exit" Would Look Like
One of the following is a festering over-stuffed rotten-at-the-core pool of entrails due to pop any second; and the other is a huge dead aquatic animal. While the explosion following the London Whale's exposure was impressive, we suspect the following (graphic) clip of a real sperm whale may be more analogous to what follows in stocks after the Fed tries to exit...
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I thought I saw Alan Greenspan come flying out of there.
He must have had Mexican!
A Fed exit would look like an imploding city collapsing unto itself with debris flying everywhere.
Which is why the Fed will NEVER be able to exit ... because the entire house-of-cards would collapse.
We should be so lucky to have the Federal Reserve merely "exit" when in fact THERE WILL SOON BE NO FED LEFT AT ALL TO "EXIT" WHEN IT IMPLODES AS ITS BIG BANK MEMBERS COLLAPSE AND CANNIBALIZE WHAT'S LEFT OF EACH OTHER IN VAIN!
So keep fretting about a fed "exit" cause it's the least of your fears now!
Thar she blows.....up, out and all over.
I think that was video of Yellen Douching.
Thanks for that image.
JFC what the fuck have you done!
My eye's!
The goggles; they do nothing!
Use some EyeBleach...
But why is she douching?
Because when you're Janet Yellin, too much is never enough.
The guy in the video was able to avoid a direct hit. Bummer if that is the Bernakyellen. I was hoping for a direct hit.
2,000 moar Dow points...quit showing this or it'll never happen
That chart looks like a carbon copy - FED is directly in the market and will not allow that to happen, unless their goal is to smoke mom and pop again, then I can see it happen, but not until the FED has fed its gangsters some more.
I've read this weekend that retail is in the market again , gauged by Bond fund liquidations and Stock fund improvements, and that millionaires (and above) find this level of the market to be risky and are pulling out (according to the last few days of ZH).
Smells of a smack-down coming. Also, lots of talk of deflationary pressures coming forth, some are saying followed by hyperinflation. I dunno but a market smack-down will see PM's drop like a rock as, IMHO, investors sell everything to meet the recored demand of margin calls that will follow. as margin debt (ZH again) is at record levels.
Sounds like a good PM buying time is coming, if it happens.
Keep Ur powder dry mates.
chart calls for a 1/14/2014 crash. We'll see...Nothing is promised as the FED will go all out to prevent.
Sorry, but the margin call crew has already blown out most of their GLD. If they owned enough real metal, you might have to worry. Not to say that the ESF won't take the opportunity to dump another 2000 cars every morning on the open but the scam will become painfully apparent by then.
Yuk, is this what market fluctuations are going to look like in 2014?
DaddyO
No. I said Pass me some.
Tilikum is a better analogy of what awaits
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Maybe a little Beano would help this market !
Hmmmm, I would say a lot of Beano....
Best Seinfeld episode ever. Kramer feeding cans of Beano to the horse drawing his carriage and Seinfeld playing tug of war with an old jewish woman over the last loaf of marble rye. Loved that one!
Barry the night after the Chicago bath house.
Oh that artist was wayyyyyy too conservative in their expressions. It will be much... much messier than that I am afraid.
Artist impression F---Y ...
We all know it's a foregone conclusion, only questions that remain are will it further mirror 1929 and how much worse it will be.
That guy sure had a lot of guts!
In the voice of Cleveland, "ewww that's nassstyyy."
did they run outta cord, or does he just like getting splattered with guts ???
I envision Ben in a Hawaiian shirt with 6 suitcases full of money and 2 clean passports to a non extriditable country.
Whale, whale, whale...
What do we have here?
The better analogy of what a Fed Exit will end up looking like?...
How bout a controlled demolition like 9/11?
Both of them engineered for failure!
P.S.
That was too gross. I could even smell it.
LOL. That video is epic. It's horrifying but I can't stop watching it.
Seriously, that's exactly what the corporate bond market is going to do. And equities will be like that black bile that keeps spilling out. Ugh.
Disgusting...but funny!
Looks like a London Whale that works for goldman sachs.
Whale guts..... The other white meat.
It reminds me of that video where they tried to dispose of the dead beached whale with dynomite. OMFG, that was hilarious. Fucking chunks of blubber everywhere, shelling people.
Infamous Exploding Whale - YouTube
Infamous Exploding Whale - Wikipedia
The smell must have been just wonderful
Twice I have been near dead beached whales, and each time the wind shifted suddenly, and the nearby curious just as suddenly lost their lunches. The smell of a rotting whale is a positively physical presence, and assault.
mmmmmm
lunch...
Man that is the way that I feel every time I take a dump. It feels great! Hey ladies, do you love my style?
It's just a flesh wound!
The key lesson from the video was only 1 guy got blasted, and he was probably an minimum wage immigrant
That may be what a Fed exit would look like but it smells like the Obama legacy.
Dammit man, I was eating. A little warning before showing graphic images like that please.
The video, on the other hand, was quite interesting.
Party like it's 1929.