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What a difference 35 years of zombie capitalism makes...

 

 

h/t @AndyJamesHicks

 

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Mon, 12/02/2013 - 09:57 | 4206207 idea_hamster
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Zombies have more rational personal finances.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:00 | 4206213 The man with po...
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Very true, at least their currency is something you can hold in your hand.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:04 | 4206229 Atlas_shrugging
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If you like your zombie you can keep your zombie

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:05 | 4206232 The man with po...
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Just think of all the uses of a domesticated zombie...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:09 | 4206239 gmrpeabody
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I don't remember signing a release to use my photo...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:14 | 4206251 The Limerick King
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The zombies are out in full force

They kill without any remorse

They're clearly insane

And ready for pain

They're Black Friday shoppers of course!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:19 | 4206261 Pladizow
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Only Americans give thanks for all they have one day and then the very next day trample each other to get more shit they dont need!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:33 | 4206289 DaddyO
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Freemen used to make up America!

Today, Sheeple...

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/molon-labe-the-battle-cry-of-free-men_112013

DaddyO

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:55 | 4206316 Keyser
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The photo comparison above is a trend I noticed a long time ago, which is why I refer to the upcoming catastrophe and outcome as the cowboys vs zombies war. 

The difference between zombies in 1978 and Walmartians today is that the zombies in 1978 had more brains that the humans of today. 

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:58 | 4206349 fonestar
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I was born in 1978 and I slay fiat mind-control zombies today on Zerohedge.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:03 | 4206364 fonzannoon
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Yup fonestar, you are my hero....

 

"Never to stray from controversy, Martin also made a final prediction. Regarding recent comments by Larry Summers on stimulating people to spend their money by charging them to hold money at the bank—that is, through negative interest rates—he said, in the next economic downturn, expect the Federal government to simply outlaw cash altogether. With rates already at zero and the Fed’s tools for stimulating consumption all used up, the only way to prevent hoarding of cash, gold, or other tangible forms of wealth outside of the banking system is to go 100% electronic. Unfortunately, "It [also] means 100% of everything you ever do is taxed," he added.

Perhaps that's why art, diamonds, and Bitcoins are going through the roof?

http://www.financialsense.com/contributors/martin-armstrong/expect-cashless-society-not-hyperinflation

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:15 | 4206388 gmrpeabody
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CLASSIC.... +1

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:06 | 4206814 BeerBrewer09
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...coming to a coin store near you...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:57 | 4208012 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Biggest difference:

1978 - Tax and Spend

2013 - Borrow and Spend

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:15 | 4206390 fonestar
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I agree with Armstrong, but it's pretty clear the diamond and art crowd is not investing their funds in BTC.  And Armstrong (and Jim Rogers) clearly do not understand Bitcoin.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:17 | 4206397 fonzannoon
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Is Armstrong correct when he says 100% of what you do is taxed?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:21 | 4206409 fonestar
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I don't believe that part is correct at all.  If you take even a cursory look into Bitcoin you will see the myriad of troubles it presents to the taxman.

I just meant Armstrong is correct on the ultra rich stuffing their cash into diamonds and art.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:23 | 4206422 fonzannoon
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fair enough, the tax issue is interesting. I don't know who to believe with that.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:36 | 4206454 nope-1004
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Really?  All your transactions are logged and tracked, and you think the taxman won't be watching?

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:41 | 4206486 insanelysane
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The fact that Bitcoin is allowed to exist means that the NSA has already figured out how to track the transactions.

Online poker was shut down because it went parabolic at a time that NSA was still working out deals with all of the ISPs.  Notice how some states are working on reinstating online gambling now.  It wasn't that the government was opposed to it, they just want to be included in it.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:01 | 4206603 fonestar
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Do you even realize how brainwashed some of you sound?  Things only come into existence because the NSA allows them to?  Jesus Christ!

For a country founded in rebellion that contstantly parrots memes about "freedom", "liberty", "justice" it sounds like you live in constant fear of your alphabet soup agencies.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:21 | 4206408 Race Car Driver
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> And Armstrong (and Jim Rogers) clearly do not understand Bitcoin.

 

Clearly. Not like you do. Eh, Precious?

You really are a sad little Gollum.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:21 | 4206412 fonestar
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Rogers and Armstrong are products of their generations.  They also missed out on a lot of great innovation.  Its not like they have psychic powers to see into the future.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:30 | 4206442 Race Car Driver
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I really wasn't talking about Rogers and Armstrong (I'm not fond of either).

I was talking about you.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:19 | 4206399 Race Car Driver
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> "It [also] means 100% of everything you ever do is taxed," he added.

Not just taxed, but tracked, logged, compiled and disseminated in the case something you do or buy becomes illegal or contraband tomorrow.

'Know your customer - better than they know themselves.'

Fuck BeasTCoin.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:24 | 4206420 fonestar
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If you had taken any time to look into Bitcoin's operation you would be able to answer your own questions.  It's just that you prefer to spew FUD instead.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:27 | 4206436 Race Car Driver
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I don't have any questions, moron. It's digital data. It can and will be tracked regardless of encryption or any other method to hide or conceal your transaction. You have no clue as to how the net was formed, by whom or for what purpose. 

Questions, indeed.

GFY.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:35 | 4206462 Boxed Merlot
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It can and will be tracked regardless...

 

 

There's a reason frns are serial numbered.  Coinage, not so much.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4206633 fonestar
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"I don't have any questions, moron."

 

So you don't have any clue what you are talking about, you have no interest in learning and you have no questions?  Thanks for clearing that up.  Ignorance exemplified.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:01 | 4207127 Race Car Driver
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Um... yeah, Mr. 'I was born in 1978'.

Your just a kid. When you were ten years old, I was already in my own IT  business.

Like I said, kid, GFY.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:17 | 4207171 fonestar
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And it sounds like your personal processing power is very much stuck in 1978.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:21 | 4206264 NotApplicable
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Speaking of zombies, JC Penney's!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:31 | 4206659 fonestar
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It's just amazing to see stalwarts like JC Penny getting slammed, Sears laying off workers and even Walmart underperforming and they are still trying to sell this crap about about a "recovery"?

I can only imagine Obama and his lap dog Carney will still be spouting this shit when we are all living NFA.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:39 | 4206305 Pareto
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+1 Brilliant

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:12 | 4206252 Headbanger
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The BIG difference is

ZOMBIES DON'T NEED OBAMACARE!!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:20 | 4206263 Sudden Debt
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They can get off by paying the fine.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:42 | 4206312 Long-John-Silver
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You don't need to pay the fine tax. Just make sure you don't get an Income Tax Refund.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:52 | 4206329 Jreb
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Which photo are you in?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:39 | 4206303 Pareto
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.......period!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:46 | 4206505 therearetoomany...
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You didn't build that zombie!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:13 | 4206387 Freddie
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Californians react to the sad news of Martin Luther King's recent death in a fatal car accident

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-6RlheSQkM

LOL!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:25 | 4206423 quasimodo
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Not sure why they always pick on Cali, not that they lack plenty of dumb f-k's.

And what is up with so many guys there always going shirtless? Gal I know who was a PT there for a year said the same thing about guys in the gym, always shirtless even if they were not really ripped or thin. 

Just another video showing the sad testament of the utter stupidity of a cross section of the nations idiots. 

I would like him to go to a red light district and tell people that SNAP, et al had all been eliminated for good. Now THAT would ruffle some feathers,lol. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:51 | 4206508 tempo
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My 20 year old grandson was a C student in HS. Now he is in college majoring in cultural studies with a C- average. He takes the minimum hours and usually doesn't attend classes, smokes a lot of weed and has a lot of free sex in the coed living. He will likely change majors to extend the time in college to 6+ years. He gets max financial aid, free Obama care and food stamps. He has the lastest iphone, xbox, 400 channel of HD cable and sleeps until noon and then eats fast food. Watches a minimum of 30 hours of football a week. His goal is to become a paid protester against the inequities in the developed countries. He would love to shut down freeways to max the commutes for the stupid taxpaying fools who work fulltime. If he ever has to leave college, he will move back with Mom.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:52 | 4206518 JR
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And some call that "capitalism."

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:00 | 4206785 Things that go bump
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That is a smart boy you've got there. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:16 | 4206854 Silveramada
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zombie eat better than WM GMo' sh@t...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 19:01 | 4208020 Oracle 911
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....and they don't have Obamaphone and Obamacere.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 09:58 | 4206209 cossack55
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The zombies are dressed better

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:28 | 4206227 pods
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And at least the zombies have an excuse.

pods

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:56 | 4206344 Mr. Magoo
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The Globalist elites have accomplished their goal, next step is elimination

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:10 | 4206243 Chief Kessler
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tha Wal-Martians on the right are lookin for som style

http://store.realtree.com/camo-homecoming-and-prom-dress.html

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:15 | 4206258 max2205
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Need to mentiin they evolved to FSA SNAP ZOMBIES

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 09:58 | 4206210 The man with po...
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Forget the zombie apocalypse, enter the consumer apocalypse!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:44 | 4206318 Keyser
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same, same, no different. 

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 09:59 | 4206212 cossack55
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The zombies are intellectually superior

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:01 | 4206216 I am Jobe
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Amerikans are reslient beings. Nothing will stop them from shopping till they drop. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:01 | 4206217 SheepDog-One
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No difference....headshot works equally well on both.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:45 | 4206319 Keyser
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Don't forget the double-tap, just to make sure. 

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:02 | 4206219 cossack55
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Since it is 1978 the zombies never voted for Ronnie, H.W., Billie, W., or Ozero, marking them as more erudite Americans.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:00 | 4206221 Sudden Debt
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Freaking idiots... my god... for a few bucks...

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:02 | 4206222 Bobbyrib
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There are less people who are going to buy stuff in the second picture. LOL @ retailers who produce cheap crap.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:15 | 4206259 Sudden Debt
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People who pay 250$ for a TV really think they get the same quality as a TV that costs 1500$

People should realize that producers make special products for discount actions.

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:38 | 4206297 Pure Evil
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Just unloading all the remaining chips and circuit boards made 5 to 6 years ago onto the Full Retard Walmartians.

But, then again, think of all the Full Retards that were paying a few thousand dollars or more some years ago for the same product.

They're still trying to unload all the 60 to 120 Hz refresh rate flat screens onto the zombie populace before they unveil the new 440 Hz to 880 Hz refresh rate flat screens. Just like they did with the CPU's and iPhones. (I believe they call it planned obsolescence.)

Same as before, same as it will always be.

Forward Full Retard Soviet!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:05 | 4206368 Richard Chesler
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What is this thing quality? Do they make it in China?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4206608 yofish
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It's called Moore's Law. I will refrain (today only) from calling you an ad hominem. Do you people ever think before saying anything? It's a good thing that here words are only digital trash and don't actually clog anything important.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:58 | 4206780 FrankDrakman
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Thank you, you beat me to it, but you showed more restraint than I would have.

People who don't understand silicon economics are nearly as clueless as Krugman. Here's the Coles Notes' verson: The first time you do something in silicon, it takes a long time, you make a lot of mistakes, and it costs lots of money. The 'yield' (i.e. working and usable chips) from each wafer is low. You find your mistakes, correct them, correct your processes, and pretty soon, you have something reliable and relatively (from a marginal cost of production) inexpensive to make. But you still have to recover all those upfront costs, so you charge an arm and a leg for it for as long as you can, knowing that your competitors will soon figure out the same stuff, and produce less expensive versions. After a while, everybody's working on the next new thing (e.g. faster refresh rates that will eliminate on-screen artifacts), and they want to sell off their remaining inventory of the old stuff, as soon it will be worthless. (What, exactly, is the price of an 8086 microprocessor chip these days, assuming you can even find one?)

This isn't 'planned obsolence', which was to a large extent a bogeyman created by people like Vance Packard and Brook Stevens. This is rapid product innovation and short product life cycle. If you want to see the opposite, you should go look at pictures of Western Electric's old "500" series telephone. One was installed in my grandfather's house in 1932; it was removed after his death in 1996. Never needed a repair, never needed to be changed. it was old, ugly, had no features, couldn't be used with any touch-tone services, etc., but for a monopoly company like the ancient Bell, it was perfect - install once, never needs service, charge $2 for it every month. My grandfater paid over $1,200 for that phone. A company that tries to implement that strategy in a competitive, fast-moving area like tech is doomed. Look at, e.g. Nokia and RIM - both once powerhouses in mobile phones, now the walking dead, because THEY DIDN'T INNOVATE QUICKLY ENOUGH. What "Pure Evil" (and I refrain, following Yofish's from choosing ruder terms) calls 'planned obsolence', I call survival.

I suppose "Pure Evil" would rather be watching a 1970's era analog colour set, with a 25" screen, that flickers and bleeds, because such a set would still work (if you have a digital to analog converter). The question for any product is "When do you replace it?". Do you do that only when it breaks and can't be repaired, or do you upgrade when the new features are compelling enough to make you fork out? I have an old laptop with a 12" screen, running Win95 with a 100 Mb hard drive. It still works, but I wouldn't want to do anything with it today.

Each of us has to make the determination when a new product's features outweigh the cost and inconvience of replacing an existing, working product. That utility function will be different for all of us, and only a fool would deny that advertising and marketing seek to shift the function towards 'buy'. However, if you can't withstand their blandishments, whose fault is that? In the normal course of things, the utility function will spread across the spectrum (e.g. 'early adopters', 'trend-followers', 'diehards', etc.), and will create that strange and wonderful thing we call a "market".

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:54 | 4206967 Svendblaaskaeg
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Stupid people buing Smart Phones and Smart TV's - oh the irony

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:04 | 4206224 The man with po...
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Is there a bot/troll systematically down-voting everyone's comments?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4206629 yofish
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Don't log in. Here to see votes? How declasse. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:04 | 4206225 Bobbyrib
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Someone is very upset his retail stocks could potentially take a beating today. Click moar red arrows.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:04 | 4206226 I am Jobe
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Cheap Shit defines Amerika. Just look at HPQ, DELL, APPLE etc. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:04 | 4206228 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mom? Is that you?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:33 | 4206293 unrulian
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no... she's in my basement :)

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:03 | 4206230 I am Jobe
Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:14 | 4206254 Chief Kessler
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dipshit

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:05 | 4206231 Max Damage
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Clearly all those in the 2013 picture are brain dead with no focus. In 1978 the Zombies were fully focused and would find 2013 an absolute field day, although feasting on 2013 brains would have an extremely detrimental effect on their own mental capacity.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:09 | 4206241 monopoly
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And this is what we have become. It is so sad.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:24 | 4206270 Paper CRUSHer
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monopoly

 .....whose we buddy?They must be kept alive.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:11 | 4206245 buzzsaw99
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the one on the right is scarier imo

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:16 | 4206247 Paper CRUSHer
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Can't wait for that 70s biker gang to show up by storming the mall armed with sledgehammers and machetes......T.F.C.(Total F***in Chaos)as in the final sequence of the film.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:14 | 4206253 Reader1
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At least zombies don't attack you with tazers over grocery carts and discount flatscreens.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:15 | 4206255 Dr. Engali
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The zombies are all brain dead and the dead people on the left probably smell better.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:23 | 4206269 disabledvet
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the zombies on the left certainly cost less. the one'e on the right look like my EBT card at work.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:25 | 4206268 Reader1
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So many good quotes in that film:

[looking at the zombies in the mall]
Francine: What are they doing? Why do they come here?
Stephen: Some kind of instinct. Memory, of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.
[hearing the zombies pounding against the shopping mall's glass doors]
Francine: They're still here.
Stephen: They're after us. They know we're still in here.
Peter: They're after the place. They don't know why, they just remember. Remember that they want to be in here.
Francine: What the hell are they?
Peter: They're us, that's all, when there's no more room in Walmart.
Stephen: What?
Peter: Something my granddad used to tell us. You know Macumba? Voodoo. My granddad was a priest in Trinidad. He used to tell us, "When there's no more room in Walmart, the dead will walk the earth."

             Dr. Forester: Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and shops! The people it kills get up and shop!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:00 | 4206494 GoinFawr
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The perspective that is made plain in the progression of the staged television 'debates' scattered throughout the film discussing how to deal with the 'zombies' is interesting; amongst other things.

Great movie

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:25 | 4206272 Last of the Mid...
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Dumb and Dumber!!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:33 | 4206286 Oldwood
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Our government opens up a giant hole in us and then proceeds to sell us stuff to fill it, be it flat screens or social and economic justice.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:34 | 4206292 Bobbyrib
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News that holiday sales were not good and XRT (retailer ETF) opens up and gold is down 1%. Asset prices manipulated much?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:42 | 4206311 Orwell was right
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This photo made my day!!!       (still laughing)

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:43 | 4206314 yogibear
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LOL, Wall Street and media hyping of record shopping didn't work. 

Healthcare, taxes and food is more expensive for the majority of Americans, while wages are not there.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:53 | 4206336 tony wilson
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is it any wonder prince phillip wants to return as a virus to wipe out the human animal.

any wonder bill gates and monsanto poison us.

any wonder the jews see us as slaves of an inferior race.

any wonder soros can control all sides for his masters satan and the rothschilds family.

 

they make children vanish kill them and mind control the rest.

tv

tv

shopping

tv

numb minds

dosed from the sky with cancer.

electrically charged by household air and wifi voltage

perfection

planet of the apes is here.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:58 | 4206356 foodisgood
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And any of that holds a candle to private debts that will never be repaid. Shit even the intersst is impossible to pay.

Indentured servitudeis the hallmark of how to make ends meet in a world of ireedemable promises.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 10:56 | 4206345 Itch
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How do we know the movie was not shot on black friday? 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:09 | 4207150 Intoxicologist
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Easy, no fat zombies.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:00 | 4206362 q99x2
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If the corporations treat people like animals then they become those animals and will be devoured by them.

Arrest the Walmart heirs. Redistribute their stolen wealth.

Because a person is in a position to abuse their environment due to chance does not make it right. Revolution and war will take away everything from the corporate globalists and politicians that degrade themselves by committing such abuse....

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:20 | 4206410 vic and blood
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 Kind of a trick question, but I spotted the only substantial difference. The zombies on the left are slimmer.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:24 | 4206428 Judge Crater
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Those guys aren't trying to go in, they just heard Michelle Obama is about to make a speech and they are making a mad rush to the exit door.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:31 | 4206445 Proofreder
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Moar, Moar, Moar

We must have M O A R

Moar NOW

and much Moar later.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:48 | 4206511 mess nonster
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The main difference... today's zombies have energy drinks, and are lots more zippier.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 11:54 | 4206519 SystemOfaDrown
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Next year Black Friday shopping will begin at 12 noon on Thanksgiving Day. Cook your turkeys early!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:07 | 4206555 NEOSERF
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Unless you are one of the smart ones who sits on your couch, collects welfare checks, and eats Cheetohs...(SNAP Cheetohs that is)

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:27 | 4206638 Bugsquasher
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No no! That should be sitting on your couch watch ing porn and eating Cheetos you bought with your SNAP card AND then going to the emergency room, flashing your Medicaid card and complaining that you don't understand why your johnson has turned orange.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:46 | 4206564 Emergency Ward
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The 1978 zombies knew they were zombies?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:20 | 4206613 Bugsquasher
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As China and Japan get ready to square off in a military confrontation to distract their populations from their ongoing economic central planning and environmental disasters, Obama regales in his Munich redux moment and economist after economist warns of a bubble in the stock market, the masses greatest worry is about saving $25.00 while getting the latest and largest flatscreen bread and circuses propaganda infusion device. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:25 | 4206630 TNTARG
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They have them right where they wanted to, the way they wanted. Sad, isn't it?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:50 | 4206753 Afrispaans
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Brainzz, bitchezzzz!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:02 | 4206799 Haager
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The smart guys on the left will buy things with money they've earned?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 13:31 | 4206899 dark_matter
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Zombies remain calm
Zombies don't trample each other
Zombies don't taze each other over  a big screen TV
Zombies don't pay taxes
Zombies don't submit to warantless searches
Zombies aren't on welfare
Zombies know they are the walking dead

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:05 | 4206987 ToNYC
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BTC rich in the mind, poor in the wood.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:27 | 4207040 Trampy
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Inmate of open-air prison run by lunatics and populated almost entirely by zombies is desperately seeking a pen-pal ... because Aldous Huxley gave someone to Winston Smith.  For mutual support in these trying times, am seeking fellow non-zombie intelligent, open-minded, and well-informed inmate for discussing topics of mutual interest.

see PGP key under Bio.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:01 | 4207126 thisandthat
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Colors have improved since then

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