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Watch As Luxury Passenger Ship Burns In Greek Shipyard

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If the unfortunate, yet hilarious, sinking of the Costa Concordia cruise liner in January 2012 off the Tuscan coast was the best symbol of the foundering Eurozone, then we are unsure just what the symbolic value is of the fire that raged over the weekend on the Majestic International’s Ocean Countess cruise ship while laid up at a shipyard in Greece.

As Gcaptain reported, the Ocean Countess caught fire Saturday at the Chalkis Shipyard near Chalkis (or Khalkis), Greece, north of Athens. All five crewmembers were evacuated safely, but as of Sunday firefighting crews were still trying to contain the blaze, reports say. The Ocean Countess was launched as the Cunard Countess in 1976 and has been laid up at the shipyard for over a year since its last charter to UK-based Cruise & Maritime Voyages ended.

Supposedly, the vessel was scheduled to re-enter service next year. It won't.

Unlike the Costa Concordia, this tale has a somewhat happy ending:  Vernicos Salvage and Tug reports that the fire onboard the Ocean Countess has been brought under control through firefighting efforts by the crew of their Alexander 3 tug.

 

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Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:39 | 4207056 hedgeless_horseman
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Torapalos, Torapalos, Torapalos!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:39 | 4207062 12ToothAssassin
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THIS IIIIIS SPARTA!!!!!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:46 | 4207086 Herd Redirectio...
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"I can't stand it I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this fucking thorn in my side
Oh my, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotage"

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:55 | 4207107 Four chan
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adam was the first to...drop

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:58 | 4207118 Joe Davola
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Frank Zappa and the Motha's were at the best place around...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:32 | 4207223 Four chan
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then some stupid on the cruise ship...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:45 | 4207274 OutLookingIn
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Insurance.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:58 | 4207325 Joe Davola
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Must have taken on Paulie as a partner.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:05 | 4207344 A Nanny Moose
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Pull It.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:26 | 4207451 Freddie
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Zappa was a stooge for MIC/SeeEye-A like his dad. Laurel Canyon - the haven for the children of the NWO & elites.

http://www.davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr93.html

Along with David Crosby, Jim Morrison, Stephen Stills and a bunch more.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:45 | 4207796 Kirk2NCC1701
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You forgot to mention:  "I knew you'd be surprised" and "Don't fool yourself... it's going right up yer..."

Although some are partial to having "a nasty little [bleep] Princess, with titanic [bleep] and sandblasted zits".  /sarc

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:40 | 4207064 knukles
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Well, now we know the fire system works.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:42 | 4207071 mofreedom
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Bullish for ship breakers!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:04 | 4207134 debtor of last ...
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Their very last asset goes up in flames. Souflakis for mr. Draghi as of now.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:38 | 4207764 Drachma
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"All 5 crew members were evacuated..."

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:43 | 4207073 ZH Snob
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I wonder if this is an illuminati message symbolizing their proud destruction of Greece.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:43 | 4207258 SkottFree
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Just wondered why a cruse ship was tied off to some derelict ship perhaps 2 birds with one stone?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:21 | 4207922 Dugald
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The rusty one is a cunningly disguised Trojan Horse.

How many Greeks does it take to light a fire...answer 5

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:38 | 4207060 RacerX
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Jewish fire in a Greek shipyard. Score one for the Globalists.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:50 | 4207812 Kirk2NCC1701
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How about having Greek-Fire* in a [bleep] shipyard?

* http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/244571/Greek-fire

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:40 | 4207061 CuttingEdge
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Salvage rights ftw.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:40 | 4207065 SILVERGEDDON
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Lloyds Of London gonna hate them bitchez for that there insurance claim.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:39 | 4207066 NOZZLE
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Greek Lightning

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:40 | 4207068 rlouis
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Krugman economic stimulus

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:44 | 4207075 FieldingMellish
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BBQ on the lido deck...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:44 | 4207076 JJ McApe
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>>yet hilarious, sinking of the Costa Concordia ???

 

what is hilarious about when some people die?

are you f retarded t.turd.en?

show some respect.

HOW DISGUSTING!!!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:45 | 4207087 mofreedom
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Cause the captain was a pansy.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:50 | 4207101 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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This is fight club and not a church social.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:07 | 4207358 A Nanny Moose
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Their names were Robert Paulson.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:57 | 4207109 Dr. Engali
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Oh lighten up Francis (no disrespect Francis) He is talking about the fact that the cowardly captain abandoned ship to save himself.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:43 | 4207077 nuclearsquid
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I guess i missed the hilarious part.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:48 | 4207093 mofreedom
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Cause the captain was a blubbering pansy.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:59 | 4207115 RafterManFMJ
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He did it all for the nookie.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:45 | 4207084 TrustWho
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At least the Greeks still have fuel for their helicopters

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:46 | 4207088 Dull Which
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I've been here far too long: my first reaction was "insurance scam"

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:13 | 4207161 The Reich
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An exemplary Greek fire restructuring concept, GS approved.

 

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:20 | 4207180 Lore
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"Pull it"

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:48 | 4207096 buzzsaw99
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the pos up against the port beam is a stinking rust bucket.

friction fire - worthless hulk rubs up against valuable insurance policy.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:49 | 4207097 alangreedspank
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The reconstruction of this ship will provide stimulus to the (non-existent) Greek economy.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:48 | 4207098 I am Jobe
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More folks in the USSA love to go on cruises and then chat about it for 6 months or longer. They love being herded. 

Fuck this cruise thing. 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:28 | 4207460 Joe A
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I never understood it.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:34 | 4207957 bilejones
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The future's gonna be : 11 months in the FEMA camp, 4 weeks on a cruise, rinse and repeat.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:51 | 4207103 icanhasbailout
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"Greek lightning"

 

reference for those who don't get it immediately: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Greek%20Lightning

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:51 | 4207104 Richard Head
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I'm sure the insurance claim was submitted before the fire was put out.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:46 | 4207549 HardlyZero
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Any Gold or Bitcoins on-board ?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:56 | 4207108 Payne
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Set fire for insurance purposes ?  it is scrap now and will need a refit.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:56 | 4207112 I am Jobe
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Does this mean there will be a sale ? 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:57 | 4207113 mrdenis
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Spartilas ...............

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 14:59 | 4207120 Bobportlandor
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Are the greek fireman called: hero, heh-row , gyro, jeer-row, JYE-roe or YEE-roe?

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:17 | 4207170 johnQpublic
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thread best

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:02 | 4207129 JustObserving
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If Greeks were not so fucking honest, one would be sure it was arson.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:20 | 4207188 Dre4dwolf
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That is true you know.

Greeks despite their obvious character flaws, are very honest.

In-fact one might say they (we) are too honest.

 

We just say it like it is.

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:33 | 4207230 JustObserving
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Proof of Greek honesty from the New York Times:

In the wealthy, northern suburbs of this city, where summer temperatures often hit the high 90s, just 324 residents checked the box on their tax returns admitting that they owned pools.

 So tax investigators studied satellite photos of the area — a sprawling collection of expensive villas tucked behind tall gates — and came back with a decidedly different number: 16,974 pools.

Various studies, including one by the Federation of Greek Industries last year, have estimated that the government may be losing as much as $30 billion a year to tax evasion...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:11 | 4207387 A Nanny Moose
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Only the theives think it is a crime to steal from them.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:51 | 4208000 Anusocracy
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Exactly

It is not a crime to stop a robbery.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:07 | 4207147 Martel
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Over-insuring FTW.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:10 | 4207159 sixsigma cygnus...
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As Pliny the Elder said, "Iudaeorum fulgur percusserit in Cretam etiam."

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 17:34 | 4207747 seek
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I think you're supposed to use "caseus papam" in place of "Iudaeorum" per the ZH standard.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:16 | 4207166 Stuck on Zero
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The ship next to the Ocean Countess looks like the one I could afford to travel on.

 

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:16 | 4207168 Relentless
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Am I the only who expected the word "shipyard" to include a place with buildings and not just a barren hillside and rusty ship to lash on to?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:11 | 4207396 A Nanny Moose
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Any port in a storm?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:31 | 4207952 bilejones
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But if they went to a real shipyard the fire might damage something of value.

Wouldn't want that now, would we?

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:24 | 4207203 saltedGold
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They'll do anything to get rid of the Norwalk virus...

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 15:52 | 4207298 tony wilson
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you nose

what with the terrible loss of life and alls

larry silverstein gave the orders to pull it floyds of london insurance will be paying out 3 times for this sad loss.

but fear not larry and israel will be back with a bigger and newer and stronger ship fully insured into infinity.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:31 | 4207477 Parrotile
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LLoyds won't even notice. Those who back the insurance policies with their money / assets (the do-called "Names") will be the ones picking up the pieces, as they always do.

Methinks a cheap(er) way to pay for a refit - however the Insurance Industry is not stupid, and it'll be interesting to see what happens here. Negligence / incompetence on behalf of the "Shipyard" will be picked up by their insurers, not the vessel owners.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 18:43 | 4207973 shovelhead
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Nicky the squatter built a cooking fire on the ballroom floor.

It had the nicest view until the smoke got too heavy.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 06:49 | 4209423 Ar-Pharazôn
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Tyler i want to say you one thing,

i appreciate very much what you do everday, but saying that the concordia accident is hilarious is a bit too far for me.

i would say it's one of the most terrible thing dying because someone else fault, especially if he's a fucking drunk italian Don Giovanni who was entertaining a blonde bitch,

instead of doing his duty.

 

sorry for bad english

 

Arph

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