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One of the following seems very eager to please his new master...
(h/t @AlbertoNardelli)
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Hey, GW said Vlad had a big tough dog. Guess he's gone soft.
Nice fluff ball Vlad,
but you shouldn't put the dog in the dryer.
Even my poodle can cross his red line... Watch!
"And this is what they do for a little gas!"
"The Pitbull and Hound Dog played ball while the Bichon Frise looked on in excitement."
Hey Berlusconi... Fetch!
"This is what I think of fiat...gold BITCHEZ!"
Putin: My dog loves to play fetch with Obama's scrotum. He thinks it a pussy
Berlusconi: Let me smell?
Fetch!
WINNER!
"So Obama would be like all 'So, regarding Syria...,' and I'd flick this across the room and he'd go tearing off after it."
...No shit...I just signed my dog up for Obama Care too..
Valad:
... It's a reality tv show, its called Bunga Bunga and the Bear. You, me and Lindsay Lohan live in the Palace and we get filmed. We will be on America television, like Kardashian girls....You can do what you do, you know... with the girls. and the singing. It's like Glee with Nuclear Deterrent. America will love it.
"like Kardashian girls..."
Only one quarter the Ass
Wait, do you want me to stop? I only have the head in! I mean, it's only about a tenth of the way...
Because you can't bunga bunga all day long...
Fetch! bunga bunga.... FETCH! Smell of loaded drawers and piss soaked Italian loafers.
The two combined haven't scored as many chicks as our Janets. Pick your favorite Janet.
Is it me or does the dog look like it's about to take a dump?
No shit.
I was expecting a wolf crossed with a bullmastif not a foot warmer...lol.
Maybe it's that dog from Blade II. The puff-ball dog that's actually a super-vampire with the huge mounth that opens in 2 directions with hundreds of teeth. That would be more Putin's style. He would feed it live pigeons for his own amusement when he was flying in KGB1.
Then, the dog woke up, and found out it was a Pound Puppy...
That fluff ball is lunch for Putin's two domesticated wolves.
Berlusconi: Why you name-a little yapping dog "Congress"?
Vlad: Dog is very obedient when use proper command. Do watch.
Vlad (to dog): AIPAC says, fetch ball.
I miss that Russian guy.
"Dog is to French master, as French is to Russian godlike master True, not bullshitting expressions."
I saw a clip of the Russian Motherland launching a submarine that the 'west' calls a 'hole in the water'. They had some weird priest, sprinkling water on the bow, like it was fucking 'holy' or something.
I'm sure you can find it, in the list here.
http://mediamonarchy.blogspot.com/2009/09/website-links-from-media-monar...
OUR boyz and THEIR boyz, still playing the whole 'cold war scenario'. and the Zionista banksters, slavering, at the amout of fiat money they can lend to both sides...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GRR_n_yQGA
AIPAC SEZ: FETCH, RUSTY!
Ever think that might be Bunga's dog Vlad is playing ball with?
Agreed. Unless I'm mistaken, Putin has a black Labrador Retriever named Koni.
Putin plays with Berlusconi girlfriend's dog. Look at the same dog on her photo - http://news.kuwaittimes.net/suspense-mounts-in-italy-ahead-of-berlusconi...
These are horse. I took them off that long face clown from DC.
Vladimir is a girly man with a girly dog, given to him by his personal girly fan club, a man-crush team from a group at ZH.....
"I wish I could suck Vlad's balls because he is such a stud!"
Quote taken from postings by (RaceToTheBottom)
Please refer to the quote.
Quotes are special. They are different than just rantings and "fight club" macho blustering.
Did my post hurt your wittle feewings?
Fetch bunga bunga!
Yep. I think that's what Putin had in mind!
He might as well "fetch" cause it's the only friend he's pretty much got at the moment.
Putin is showing Silvio how easy it is to play "Bowling over Barak" .Simply stand up to the crumbling empire and dare them.
DERPS..Ya because Putin and Obam's are really in charge and it isn't all for show...wake up.
Gee thanks I'm really new here...I thought this was a caption game..kick rocks prick.
Ha
Vlad and Obie in charge.
LOL
Obie is lost in his very own sunset.
Ya, uh huh..just another Putin fanboy on ZH..makes sense considering he is one of the largest oligarchs on the planet....oh wait..
@manwithaplan
Watch out Putin is God for ZH'ers...they haven't figured out the State Duma is 80% Zionists ......
Did not know that?
So you're saying all the "soon-to-be" Zionist Jews they expelled in the late 70's to Israel all came back and now occupy more than 3/4 of the Government??? No. Doesn't sound like Putin would have his own designs independent of the Zion-fed West -now would he? http://rt.com/news/putin-eastern-europe-alimentation-695/
Yes of course. B.B. and the Knesset don't have anything to worry about with Russia's military in the neighborhood given that earlier declaration over Syria this summer.
Should we surmise that they made him a deal he couldn't refuse?
Guess we'll find out?
Expelled...LOL funny.....no one expels Zionists, they come and go as they please....The same way they travel to Israel on summer break from congress every year......
I know.
That's a difficult one to swallow if you are either a Zionist or you get paid by one and call them "friend".
I'm certain the last visit between Netanyahu and Putin at the Kremlin here recently went very well.
After all, historically speaking they really do respect and love one another.
Is that why Stalin's Politburo was 98 % Jewish? Look it up you'll learn something....things still haven't changed much today. Check out the State Duma tell me what you find....
El Tuco
Going to your original premise that the current Duma in Russia is 80% under the control of "Jewish descendents" is I believe where we started.
Do you have a list of those politicians and their ethnic ties and origin? Are those political leaders of which you speak that comprise that "80%" loyal only to Russia, or do they bear an allegiance through serving two master(s)-like here in the United States? Are they dual citizens like many American Zionsit Jews are in this Country who also serve as lawmakers and if so, can you point them out in that magnificently large number you gave us? It's important that the distinction be clear on the issue of being "Jewish" or "non-Jewish" and loyal to the Zionist State. I know several Jews who despise the State of Israel for what the State represents, as I'm sure many loyal Russians do as well who may be Jewish. So if you can also provide the names of those Russian Jewish polititians that have candidly come forward in providing their unequivicol support for the State of Israel -that would also be most helpful in defining that figure you gave.
I'm sure you're right about 1917 but 2013 has many complex characterisitics that are certainly quite different and run very deep because of what happened in that Revolution 96 years ago and the Russian people who are Christian Orthodox certainly haven't forgotten.
Having said that, and if again if I'm reading you correctly that model is being attempted elsewhere.
Let's see who controls whom when the moment of "truth" arrives.
Ugh! To..much..logic... and fact checking! Sources?! Stop or you are going to scare all us ad hominem users away...
arrogance and reliance on misinformation will be the demise of zionists such as you. You're not the indestructible Gods of the Universe that you seek to believe and falsely represent to be reality. The U.S. Congress is presently owned by the Zionists. Things change quickly. It could happen sooner than you think.
Have you ever listened to a classic version of Metallica, called 'Holier Than Thou'?
GOD, you're such a 'downer', in this conversation!
Well, you're correct, of course.
SAVYINDALLASS, this one's for YOU:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGlENF7dto
ARROGANCE AND IGNORANCE go hand-in-hand!
This song is 'the shit' that explains why you are such a deliterious spirit in the ZeroHedge network.
Sorry, mods, I am not in the mood right now.
You're a Schlemiel!
Personally, I'm going to be wintering in Florida. My spring will be spent in the Hamptons.
Those tuckusses who think they can make a quick buck for me will still be trying to get the best floors in WTC plaza...trying to get a 'license' to sell hot dogs in Bloomboig's vision of a 'clean city'...like the cabbies have to do now...
Because if you're going to be a demagogue, you should at least be interesting...
http://www.fakenation.info/please/image-war-obama-vs-putinVlad the Impaler:
Okay, Berlu! If you want ENI off credit hold you go get that ball bitch!
A Tea Cup Chihuahua would have showed more power.
Somehow I would have guessed Putin would have aa svelt doberman named Zeus. This is a drop-kick dog for old ladies. I'm embarassed for Putin.
I had him pegged as a solid black German Shepard kind of guy.
Smart, disciplined dog. But not the showy, normal German Shepard, and certainly not the white one. Not for the Black Knight, Putinsky
Hey Bunga, watch what happens when the dog retrieves this grenade
Boris where the fuck are you...?? I need my.. fix ..Boris like dog for eat, balls not much so.
See which one of you bitches can fetch this back first!
STUGOTS!!!
Things got awkward when the dog returned sans ball, but with Obama's real birth certificate.
Actually things got nervous when the fashion accessory returned and started humping Vladimir's leg..... Without his permission, no less.
You think that's something you should see what happens when Putin takes off his pants and gets out the Peanut butter
Poochie's name Barry?
Hum, bunga. Bunga bunga, little fluffy...
Berli... aren't you convicted piece of shit or something? Why aren't you in jail?
Putin: "Fetch Obama!"
Berlusconi: "Hah, hah, hah! To the white poodle! Snort! Hey Vlad, I hear poodles have black skin, hah! hah! hah!".
Putin: "At least my poodle has balls and doesn't just chase them, uh?"
Crop the dog out of the picture and add BUBBLES!!!!! YAY!! BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!
"This is precisely the motion I used when sodomizing Ukraine's hopes for a future."
So is the tiny "dog" named Ukraine or Brzezinski?
Normally we throw turnip into friend's daughter's vagina, but bocce ball? When in Rome silvio!
When you said Putin, my first thought was that he was showing Berlusconi his dog's other balls... my bad.
Putin: 'I treat loyal friend well.'
Burlesque-oni: 'I kick mine. Haaaaaaa...haaaaaa!'
It's Cyclops - the NSA/CIA Dog Drone....
These balls belong to Hillary. Fetch, Barack!
Bocce Ball in the Hallway, tough times.
BTW is Putin translated to Putar or Puta...how ironic.
It looks like Putin was throwing the ball to Obama standing behind the camera ::
"here boy, here boy".
Puppy perverts!
heal barak
fetch barak
lick you balls barak
goooooooooood boy
I got this ball off a American bitch in syria
Guy, try this little one - tighter than that parking twerk ...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3877479/berlusconi_doggystyling_a_parking_...
Caution, liquids warning !!
Just curious ... are both of those guys like 5'3" tall or something. They are both wearing lifts.
As for the caption: "Now watch my new girlfriend (out of camera frame) do something amazing with my balls and the dog. Lyudmila would never do this."
Putin: Bersci', Bersci'... sick balls.