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These Were The Most Sold Items On Walmart's Record Breaking Cyber-Monday
Walmart today announced that Cyber Monday 2013 was the biggest online sales day in its history. The five-day period from Thanksgiving to Cyber Monday is the highest five-day stretch in online sales for the retailer to date, and Walmart.com processed more than one billion page views during that period. Somehow WMT managed to process all this traffic without having to spend $1 billion in taxpayer funds to "fix" it website or having to retain Google and Oracle to comb through its 500 million lines of flawed code. So what were WMT's online shoppers spending most of their money on?
Below find the top-selling items at Walmart.com on Cyber Monday.
LG 50" 1080p 60Hz LED HDTV
Apple iPad 2 16GB with Wi-Fi
Fisher-Price Power Wheels Red Ford F150 Raptor 12-Volt Battery-Powered Ride-On
Mega Bloks First Builders Build 'n Learn Table Plus Bonus Play Set
TRIO Stealth G2 10.1" Tablet Dual Core with 16GB Memory (mobile top-seller)
Tilting Wall Mount for 37" to 70" Flat Panel TVs, with HDMI Cable (mobile top-seller)
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All stuff so people can stay inside and sit on their fat ass.
In all fairness, the F150 is made to be used outside.
But yeah, the kids will be recreating in a seated position - away from the adults watching the screens.
I hate Ghetto-Mart...it can go F@ck itself hard and deep with an extra large size Chi-Com made lead poisoned dildo for all I care.
Dat be raciss!
I was hoping ammo was 1st on the list.
WalMart has no ammo, at least for a year or so.
I did my part... picked up a couple 150 packs of xm855...
mmmmmm, penetrators, my favorite.
I got one of two 1000 round double bricks of Winchester M-22 40gr plated 22lr that was "under some boxes" behind counter for $50....it pays to always be nice to the ammo counter guys at your local Walmarts.
Lucky bastard
it was at the local gun show; lots of it at decent prices.
That's a good report, nice to see the precious metal Pb return..thanks!
Too few people want real change to actually do anything different. When real change happens, 95% of the peoples will be forced into situations they never dreamed possible.
Meanwhile they have internal food drives so their part-time employee's can have turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dumb Money.......I did not see any propane stoves/cylinders, LED lights, batteries, cast iron cookware?
A wasted opportunity for the DAMNED and DOOMED!
Happy Holidays!
Actually, China Mart also carries Montana Red Wheat in 20lb bags, bulk rice, some carry #10 cans of freeze dried mountain house food, and now they have survival knives, machetes, tomahawks, and other useful "toys".
None of these make the list either.
I can top that... Barnes & Noble carries the Army Survival Kit now... displayed next to calendars of cute fuzzy kittens
seriously, you can't make this shit up
can i buy that free shit with my EBT card ?
Strip club visits, beer, 70" teevee.....EBT got you.
Yes
Who the fuck shopped at WalMart?
Disappointed condoms weren't on that list.
I was looking for a blowup Maxine Waters doll but none of them neither.
Be careful what you wish for sir; I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot richard.
Gosh Knucks I just don't get it. A congress doll that you can use C-4 on? Or do they provide the explosives? Do they have a blow up Bawwlme Frank doll? Other congress critters? Now that is a great idea for the holidays. As they blow up you chant, whoe, whoe, whoe!
All "essentials" for the hoi poloi.
Free shit army marches on.
If Obama was a lateral thinker he would piggy bank Obamacare onto Walmart's on line web site.
or Amazon.com
put a "Free Zero Care" checkbox on the checkout page of your shopping cart
all he can think about is reggie's next load and how much moar america is fucked today than yesterday.
hey,hey fsa,
how much gibs did you waste today.
(jody call)
TVs...what good are they? You can't eat them.
Have fun, Amerikans, watching Happy Days when the bills come due, the debit card is refused, you get laid off and FSA zombies stalk the streets...
America will be watching the rest of the world burn on them flat screens and flinging beer cans at the guy on Sky News, we have the worlds reserve shit rag remember. Moooslims will be marching with eurotrash heads on pikes and burning our flags, big deal.
And on this day we give thanks that the FSA Zombies were kept in check by the still functioning EBT cards.
And pray that the all powerful OZ will keep this fantasy rolling for another year.
The rich buy their kids manually powered mini Ferraris at $105k each. Or at least the $2k electric ones.
Manually powered? Is the name of the guy pushing it named Manual? Or are they kind of a Fred Flintstone thing?
After looking at the top selling items I am convinced more than ever about the intrinsic value of toilet paper over any of the shit offered for sale.
Forward.....to doomsday!
At least they'll be able to watch the collapse of the New Rome in 50" HD (and on the iPad while on the pot) while the kids practice in the toy truck for raiding supplies in the apocalypse.
The MegaBlocks thing will sit unused, it requires creating and thinking.
Cyber-monday used to be a computer techie kind of a thing. Now, it seems it's just Black Friday II. Prepare yourself for more special named shopping days.
I want my Lucky-Goldstar Fifty.....now!
The only thing remotely useful in that list is the tilting wall mount as it appears as though one might be able to convert it into a dual machine gun mount for the Jeep..........
Any of that stuff made in the USA by USAers?
Just keep buying chinese crap till the US economy complete flat lines.
When the economy dies, we will get a new better one with any luck.
just look at that worthless junk...yes even the iPad
Every item is for the couch-potato sect. Even the "kids" item is a riding kiddy SUV. Well, I guess they have to exert some energy using that toy block set.
50 inch TV for $99 I can see moving,
an Ipad, (any size), (any price > $20) not moving
Seriously, put your child in any electric vehicle, fuckin priceless
Like your SOH Tyler, had me rollin'
I work in retail, sales are fuckin shit mate.
We are open extra hours before xmas so that like for like show an increase, come the new year all those temps are gone, no extra hours, no hiring, prices will rise to make back that lost margin over xmas (my ce thinks we are savin' that 'xtra money, dickhead !) Which bit of minim' wage fare 'xtra didn't get spent on utility and food.
Listen here CEO dickhead, I understand that you have never traded through a global recession (despite your Canadian credentials), I know you want to sell our PLC to PE to realise the RE from under the business (we are woolworths)
Listen here CEO dickhead, This is and always was a family business, lots of us workers hold shares, there was a reason that we were closed on boxing day, it was because we were a family business that served families interets.
I'm in favour of random drug testing of CEOs in the UK cuz I saw mine on breakfast tele one day and if he isn't on chrystal meth then I'm a fuckin chinaman.
Dreaded Double post.
How much is enough ?
1 million dollars used to be a fortune,
and now, whilst it is quite a lot, by the time you have bought a $200,000 car (red ferari) and a $340,000 house and paid some taxes you begin to understand the kind of expenses that 'rich' people have
! billion dollars is a fortune.
You can buy the ferari outright, the big house is yours, you can service the expenses.
(anybody remember the 10c corn snack?)
10bn dollars is unimaginable
100bn dollars and you have it made
(uncle ben prints 80bn dollars per month)
1000bn dollars (a nice round trillion)
Must be a lot because no one has declared earning that sum yet but it is only a matter of time
10Tn dollars of debt, US passed that some time ago
100Tn US will get there.
The point being knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing
Anybody want to buy a dollar ?
My shopping this Christmas for the family will consist of the best outdoor clothing / camo I can afford and the best hiking boots I can buy for the girls, this is my prepping for the family. The girls look at me a little sideways sometimes but they will thank me soon enough.
The useless shit I see people buying? For me if you can't eat it, if you can't fight with it, if you can't barter with it, and if it won't keep you warm don't waste your money.
Im actually surprised the Bible wasnt on the list.
Man, you couldn't pay me to take any of that crap off your hands.
Do they make a 12-volt Mercedes equipped with a Galaxy 5 phone that updates the DJIA and comes with a complete SAT Tutorial Program? That Ford 150 is so, you know, redneck.....
so fucking what? Get a fucking life.
And at the top of the list 360 out of the other 364 days of the year is a discount can of refried beans followed as a close second by a can of dogfood.
i love it...every single one of these lazy americans who purchased their goods at walmart are the exact same ones bitching about offshoring jobs or poor working conditions at US minimum wage joints like WMT.
i'm not sure. i am out of touch with that group - but the taxpayers bought all of that for them. i'm not so sure i've seen any million man marches lately demanding jobs. i think life is very good for the obama voters. i'm not being sarcastic.
although i agree completely - anybody that spends money at walmart or home depot or starbucks or mcdonalds is pretty much putting themselves out of work, or at best creating a situation where they can work and be .gov subsidized. but - i don't see a lot of complaints except here in the crowd of mostly high net worth people.
Post EMPs, long Megablocks
Did they sell any Al Sharpton "Das Raysis" signs?
FYI, I am a redneck - my best friends are farmers and plumbers - the most useful people on the planet!...
Engineer turned plumber, thanks for the plug
Do you still have your striped overalls/hat & red bandana?
http://truth-out.org/news/item/20362-everyday-low-wages-at-walmart-broug...
ONE WORD:
OPIUM....
Have Wal-Mart run the government with their profit and send the Congress and Pres. home as they won't be needed anymore. Wal-mart can use part of the surplus they create to pay of the deficit.
My commentary on products
There you have it.
I live like a KING because I have hot and cold running water, a flush toilet and can take a shower every day. I have the utmost respect and admiration for the people [plumbers] who make that possible! I've been in parts of the world where the majority of people have of those amenities and it wasn't pretty...
Plumbers are TRUE health care workers
Can I get a piece o dat O'Bambi-care?
Some people enjoy standing behind the plumbers smile instead of fixing the problem themselves..
I grew up in a old house with no running water, it actually had a privy. Water came from a pump outside and to take a bath we heated a teakettle on the stove and bathed in a large galvanized metal tub. Only heat was 2 woodstoves. I wouldn't trade that experience for anything, because it made me appreciate things like running water, toilets, hot water, and central heat/air. And my Dad was a pipefitter so in helping him on jobs I grew to understand just how much effort it takes to make all that work.
Yes, most of us DO live like kings compared with days not all that long ago.
You take a shower every day? Holy crap.
I thought maybe it would be a book on crypto-currencies but at least they were buying an educational item--the mega-bloks(sp).
Seems like the peasants are doing pretty good.
If this is the new feudalist society, I'm thinking peasants will be pretty happy with it.
Credit. Has nothing to do with "Doing Good".
and what is the margins on this stuff?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/technology/lg-tvs-spy-vi...
Why not go back to traditional stocking stuffer gifts. Two fold win. You won't have to pay for your child's Healthcare until 26. Next, your children can ¿€÷£»¡~¤ I back to you..
Homeland Security Degree dot Org. / LOL
http://i.imgur.com/CrS1QHh.jpg
For the younger generation, where's my drone present Santa Claus promised me.
Yeah, I take a shower every day with my girlfriend, to conserve water-of course......
The Power Wheels comes with it's own set of parking tickets that are actually fines that must be paid by said child.
Come to think of it, neither child appears to be wearing a seatbelt. They need tickets on that as well.
They seem to be having too much fun. Obviously they have some sort of disorder that can only be controlled with medications.
Setting aside all anti-bankster corporate sanctimony for just 30 seconds, I just want to say that I sure wish I had had a miniature Ford F-150 when I was a kid, who wouldn't?
Next year's model will come with BBQ Tailgate accessory.
I have a Lincoln Mark LT and Navigator..both equipped with a 5.4l. Why dream? Haven't driven either in three months. Do miss the two little beasts. we may see each other during Christmas. I'm sure they will be thown into four wheel drive for snow fun. Unless the wife decides to stay in Florida during Christmas.
Edit: The Lincoln Mark LT is a glorified F-150 crew cab with all the bells and whistles. Unless you build your own home design down south, that behemoth can only be garaged up north. Meanwhile, The poor navigator gets neglected. Its transported to a house’s we own. Sits in a garage for a long time. Driven for short distance. Finds itself back on a commercial transport carrier heading for another home garage. Long story short, after my baby was moved from Marco, to Ft Myers , then back to Ohio. I went to take the Nav for an oil change about two month ago.
The guy says, I know it’s been a 1.5 years since we’ll scene your SUV Mr. Atomizer, you’ve only put a hair under 1,000 miles since then. Are you sure you want an oil change? Change it dear friend. The Nav is like the new, one mile cruise ship, it has a dedicated departure schedule via commercial transport company each year
On a side note for the lurkers. My wife crashed my V12 BMW 750il. It got about 11-12 MPG city . The Nav gets about 8-10 MPG city.
On one occasion when travelling down I-75:
True story
You cant get trampled on-line
very smart investments...most of this stuff will break under three to 5 years because it was willingly designed to do so in the firstplace.
All is well, as planned.
I always find what you say fascinating because you live in the same socialist shithole that the US is heading into. Yet you hold some "hope" for something better in your country, and that hope is connected to US politics? You have Capital Controls even worse than Cyprus and close to Venezuela yet it doesn't bother you? Lord only knows what you think will improve for you if the US becomes more like Argentina. An Arg-style US gov with our own version of your Pres Fernandez and the military power to destroy the World at will. The whole of SA may become an excuse for our failure. I'm sorry, but I don't see a better future for you right now until you all get thoroughly fucked over by socialism. Other Countries close to you in SA are at least going in the right direction.
But Harbanger, you're so wrong.
Argentina hasn't a socialist government. The whole idea is MSM propaganda, and you know who owns the MSM and at what extent you can believe what they tell. Never trust the MSM (never trust any gvt either!). We all live under some kind of façade, the real thing is elsewhere.
Argentina is a Capitalist country. Always has been. Socialism has never been applied here, never ever. Anzi, you should know socialism remains a theory never implemented in reality.
I always find amazing how so many people confuses socialism with authoritarian regimes (as Hitler's, Stalin's and even most of your gvts -at least since Kennedy-, including Obama's).
You're not heading towards some kind of "argentinean way", it's the other way around I think, without the attribute of superpower which wouldn't be popular downhere.
One thing is for sure: you can find places here where you can live under unusual freedom, living in some spectacular landscapes, eating first quality simple but exquisit food, breathing healthy air, running your business comfortably.
Cheers, my friend.