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Convicted Tyco Embezzler Dennis Kozlowski Granted Parole

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When former Tyco International CEO Dennis Kozlowski was convicted for stealing $150 million in company money in 2005 on 22 criminal counts including grand larceny, conspiracy, securities fraud/sales and falsifying business records to a prison term of 8.33 to 25 years, he became the poster child for corporate greed. Shortly thereafter the entire financial system nearly collapse when everyone on Wall Street became a poster child for corporate greed and nobody went to jail. As such it became a moot point to make anyone a symbol for "corporate greed" since the Department of Justice itself admitted there is a brand new category reserved for the uber-greedy ones, also known as Too Big To Prosecute. Which is why moments ago, news broke that Kozlowski was granted parole after serving 100 months in jail, exactly nobody was surprised.

“Mr. Kozlowski is grateful to the parole board for its decision to grant him parole,” Alan Lewis, Kozlowski’s attorney at Carter Ledyard & Milburn, said in an email to FOX Business.


The New York State Board of Parole said it announced the decision to Kozlowski on Tuesday and his tentative release date is January 17, 2014.


Kozlowski had been denied parole in April 2012 on the grounds that he remained a threat to “public safety and welfare.” The former Tyco CEO filed suit after that denial.

Now that Dennis is no longer a threat to the public welfare, we expect him, Enron's Skilling and of course MF Global's Jon Corzine to form KozCorSki Asset Mismanagement and proceed to "manage" everyone else's centrally-redistributed money (get to work Mr. Chairwoman) in the one way that modern society truly deserves.

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Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:44 | 4211586 the not so migh...
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And he is mad as hell and wants his shower curtains back

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:46 | 4211588 cougar_w
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Free Jon Corzine!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:50 | 4211605 Winston Churchill
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What about Bernie Madoff ?

Fairs fair.Oh wait , he stole from the 0.1%.

Big mistake.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:05 | 4211651 Four chan
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holy shit crime does pay.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:16 | 4211694 12ToothAssassin
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Just ask Michael Milkin!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:26 | 4211739 NoDebt
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He'll have a job at some investment house or "energy management" company within 3 months.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:38 | 4211781 johnQpublic
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RIP June R.


 a long time tyco employee who lost everything and died destitute due to this man, of a treatable disease


we miss you June.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:49 | 4211803 smlbizman
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i am appealing his release...and i want to hold this appeal in tawani court...

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 22:07 | 4212401 rocker
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Not defending him, but aren't the people who sit on 90% of the boards of our top banks and companies just as guillty.

It's called collusion. When you conspire to steal share holder's money to garnish each other with unjustified bonuses and winnings.

I called it winnings because most of them do not earn anything. 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:45 | 4211591 LawsofPhysics
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"Greed is good" - Gordon Gekko

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:45 | 4211592 Rainman
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This news calls for a Toga Party ....Toga...Toga !!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:47 | 4211593 Ignatius
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I just wanna say that this country is one of the finest kleptocracies in the world.

Go Seahawks.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:47 | 4211594 666
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Whew! Now I can sleep better knowing the guilty as sin crooks have their "get out of jail free" cards back. For a minute there, I was worried the gubmint was going to crack down and punish pieces of trash like him.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:47 | 4211598 slotmouth
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Free KozCorSki Asset Mismanagement!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:49 | 4211602 NOTaREALmerican
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150 million used to be a big amount, right?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:49 | 4211603 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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It's Deer Hunting season.


Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:49 | 4211604 max2205
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Somebody call batman. ..this is out of control

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:52 | 4211606 Ignatius
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What will be the sentence when a defrauded investor slips a shiv in TogaMan's guts as he passes on the street?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:10 | 4211673 Clycntct
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Many pats on the back from me. I didn't see anything. I'm just patbacking happy.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:17 | 4211697 Ignatius
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I'll be like the slug that gets mugged by a turtle.

"I don't know, officer, it all happened so fast."

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 19:04 | 4211855 kchrisc
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That would be the very serious crime of denying the guillotine its due.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:51 | 4211611 virgilcaine
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The head and grin of a sociopath.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:52 | 4211613 godzila
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Quite frankly little bit more than 8 years certainly not a walk in the park. I am much more dsisgusted by Corzine not even being indicted

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:56 | 4211615 robertocarlos
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His only crime was avoiding another crime. I don't believe he should have done time.

Edit: I thought he was only convicted of not reporting NY city sales tax on the sale or purchase of an expensive painting.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:56 | 4211620 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Now it's time to free John Corzine!

Senator, Governor, Vampire ...

Stake through his black heart would set him free.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 20:38 | 4211622 vxpatel
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Convicted shoplifters (habitual ones) do more time!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 17:58 | 4211629 frankTHE COIN
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KozCorSki is Parent Corp. to Helicopter Ben & Yellen Associates.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:03 | 4211646 RaceToTheBottom
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I don't think they will merge into one corrupt company.

They achieve a larger corruption footprint by staying separate...

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:05 | 4211648 booboo
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Poor bastard missed out on the opportunity of a life time, just think of the too big to jail criminal mischief he could have gotten himself involved in if he wasn't sitting in the clink, this poor man was robbed! 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:04 | 4211649 W74
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If he had just been born a jew instead of a Pole he never would've gone to prison at all.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:09 | 4211665 Four chan
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watch out there is a strong denile factor about the jewish involvement in our slavery and world wide debt problem around here. 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 22:59 | 4212537 401-Kulak
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Are you saying that Martha Stewart is Polish?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:05 | 4211650 Clowns on Acid
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Wait a minute...at least Koz lost his money went to jail. Corzine never did... that is a big difference.

Did Frankiln Raines, Dick Fuld, Mozilla, are any of those bankers go to jail ?    

C'mon Tyler a little feckin' balance here. Koz was a minnow.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 21:27 | 4212293 starfcker
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how do you think skillings feels? he invented the concept of private taxation of energy, and he still sits in prison while jpm and occidental work his racket on a massive scale.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:07 | 4211657 A. Magnus
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Didn't someone burn this fat fuck's house down when he was on trial? Too bad they didn't burn it down when he was in it - his whole neighborhood would have smelled like moldy bacon for weeks...

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:10 | 4211671 Trample the Wea...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln_Correctional_Facility   What the fucking fuck, man?---views of the park?

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:10 | 4211676 ebworthen
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Wall Street needs his talents.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:17 | 4211695 Son of Captain Nemo
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Can't wait till they spring Bernie Ebbers, Andrew Fastow and Jeff Skilling from the "can".

It will be like an episode of Batman where his worst arch enemies' are all simultaneously sprung from prison and are getting ready to plan the biggest 'event'.

We really are living a real life version of a Marvel comics!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 19:57 | 4212015 Son of Captain Nemo
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Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:20 | 4211710 tpgaynor
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the look says it all.....he's baaaaaccckkkk!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:22 | 4211725 yogibear
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He's an ex-con now. Not as smart and connected as the rest of the criminals.

Being caught and convicted, he looks pretty stupid to the rest on Wall Street.

He might serve a useful purpose as a fall-guy again. 

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:22 | 4211726 Dr. Venkman
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This dude knew how to throw parties.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:27 | 4211737 Seasmoke
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loves this criminals voice......its a classic !

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:28 | 4211748 Frank N. Beans
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The shower ring lobby is very powerful

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 21:11 | 4212242 Atomizer
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Well said. Many don't understand how disgusting these people are. The difference between getting apprehended and getting loose over the soap drop test. Many of them are twisted and sick individual’s.  Nixon even reported this fact.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:32 | 4211762 theeseer
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Hey I'm the Jew that controls everything and everybody including W74 except those that are smart enough to put aluminum foil over their heads. Madoff is only relaxing in the can and engineered Koz's release to do his bidding, don't you get it? I also made Mt Etna erupt today as a distraction.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 18:49 | 4211804 Pancho Villa
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$150 million, 100 months = $1.5million/month.

Crime does pay! Really, really well!

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 19:27 | 4211925 yogibear
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The smarter ones never go to jail. What a long time to serve.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 19:26 | 4211916 Downtoolong
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The tipping point was when he asked the warden to become a partner in his new idea for a hedge fund.

Tue, 12/03/2013 - 19:30 | 4211929 Joe_in_Indiana
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For stealling $150million plus, he gets 8 1/3.  Poor man steals bread for his family gets 20 years.  Justice is served!

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