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With Website "Fixed", President Re-Pitches Obamacare 2.0 - Live Webcast
Amid proclamations of hundreds of thousands accessing the "fixed" website (though no details on who is signing up), admissions that work continues to be needed, delays, and broken promises; President Obama has deemed it fit to utilize his lectern to market the Affordable Care Act once again.
- *U.S. SAYS OBAMACARE WEBSITE ERROR RATES ARE 'AT LOW LEVELS'; but
- *BOEHNER SAYS OBAMACARE IS 'FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED'
From "easy" women to keg-standing kids, there is something for everyone in this special one-time offer... grab your popcorn...
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ooops....I just projectile vomited on my laptop....time to go to the repair shop....
ScamWow!
I'd rather listen to Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than listen to a single word out of this lying scumbag's mouth.
Out.
"If you like your current healthcare plan, you can keep it, unless you're among the 80 million Americans that will lose it over the next year or two."
-- Barry O.
The people behind Obama look like hostages.
" If you don't like this Law, You can Keep this Law "
"If you like the trillion dollar coin idea, you may get it shoved right up your ass yet."
-- Barry O.
The Obama Administration Is Actually Serious About The Platinum Coin Option> grab your popcorn...
I'd have to let go of my ankles.
" Get busy rubbin' or get busy dyin' "
Ohhhh Andy. It was the LONGEST...
If Obamacare is Obama's "baby," then I'm a firm believer in legalizing abortions.
Look,we can't do this all day,,,
Somebody please describe the difference between Ofuckstick and Hugo Chavez?
Hugo didn't have a Kill List...
I believe he did - he just used human Socialist drones to carry out the hit.
One is a tall (half) black lying S.O.B. that couldn't organize a two car parade, and the other is a short dead Mexican (or some such thing).
Blah...blah...blah...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO4BucE8-VE
Oblama care now works like a square shaped tire
The square tire is obsolete. It has been replaced by the triangular tire, which offers one less bounce per rotation.
2:30PM... CPT
I'd like to Photoshop that opening screen so it reads "President Obama delivers Affordable Care."
I fucking love your avatar....
It's Greenspan, irrationaly and exuberantly having at it, watching market forces going up and down.
Beginning shortly... he wouldn't keep us all waiting, would he?
http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_05/meh.ro4315.jpg
how do i post images?
You have to have special permission from Tyler.
Links work.
"The Germans make good stuff."
SHAM-WOW BABY!
Didn't you mean "SCAM-WOW"?
the putz is late as usual. And no...that fucking hunk of shit spy site is not "fixed" in the sense that it is functional...it's "fixed" in the sense that it is there to steal your personal information to feed to the NSA and IRS rat scum.
The "fix" is definitely in folks...
When is he going to introduce an affordable government act?
Late...again.
Pass. Heard enough lies from him to last me a lifetime.
DO NOT GO ON HEALTHCARE.GOV
It is built to extract information from you while simultaneously leaving it exposted to any 3rd-rate hacker. I wouldn't even surf over it. Just stay away.
If enough people report it can me make google label it as a forgery site? It takes data from the fools and them does nothing...
I'm just waiting until the Regime declares that if you surfed the site, you signed up.
Obamacare > Obamascare
The whole world hates you you globalist idiot token. You should quit and go into hiding, change your name again or whatever but get out while you can.
If Obama had a son on late night sales shows he would look like.....
I'm not signing up on a half-assed website that takes all my personal information and makes it readily available to hackers in China and the Ukraine while simultaneously enslaving me to the U.S.S.A. Corporate/Insurance/Banking kleptoligarchy of "individuals" as decreed by the Supine Court while being monitored by the Fourth Amendment raping N.S.A..
I consider not participating an act of patriotism.
TEA-BAGGER!!
RACIST TEA-BAGGER!!!
Fixed it for ya Darteaus.
Jesus! How many times in the past 3 weeks has this pole smoker been on TV? He should just start his own tv show...Could call it Alo Presidente just like Hugo Chavez, I'm sure that would win brownie points with the illegals...Yes, pun intended bitchez!
http://video.pbs.org/video/1082085620/
"If you like your current proctology fisting, you will love the ACA."
...and most importantly, you can keep both!
"A little more to the left Reggie"
I dont know if any of you lot feel like I do,
But without any compunction, and without any remorse I could quite happily strangle this pencil necked cunt to death and feel nothing at all but blind, cold hard rage for his lies. On the wolrd stage like. For his total and utter disregarde for truth and the rule of law I can honestly say it would bother me not one iota.
I would consider it a humanity service, and its not just sotero I could do it to, but the whole fucking lot of them.
In fact I bet twenty fucking quid I would sleep better at night.
These cunts need sorting out, the sooner the better.
Cunts.
*Choomba walks up with the FSA behind him*
"You and what army?"
Fuck his army Skateboarder,
Before they kick me to death I can give you a cast iron pledge, that they will never be able to remove my cold, hard, dead hands from his scrawny, filthy, lying neck.
I would personally, eat this cunt alive.
If I hypothetically had him standing next to me like. Just on the off chance mind, the fucking imbecillic wank stain what he is. And another thing, there is no chance in hell that thing he calls a wife is a woman, no wonder the choom smoking cunt likes blokes, 'cos that fucker is one. I have seen less likely rugby players who are more lady like than that beef necked fucker.
;-)
If you are a US citizen, prepare for a tax audit. If not, I'm sure that the NSA will keep track of everything you do.
We used to think of ourselves as a free people. Now, I don't think we are any longer. My ancestors fought against King George III for less egregious offenses. As long as we remain armed, our Oligarchs have to at least give lip service to the Constitutional Republic and rule of law (though Obama throws the word "Democracy" around every chance he gets). People thought I was crazy when I predicted that this would lead to a civil war 5 or 6 years ago, but with each passing day, the lines seem to become more clear. It will all end in bloodshed and tears. Not what I want for myself and children, but this is the apparent reality of what me must prepare for. Live under tyranny, or be free. To the statist readers that frequent this site, may your chains rest lightly.
He's a Brit, so he'll be getting a visit from MI-6 or somesuch in the near future.
Well, probably all of that and a SS visit.
I said something unfortunate a few years ago almost exactly like this and got the visit.... along with a house search after a drunken rant much like his. Not a direct threat... just an implausible bad joke.... mine had the idea of "flaying with a potato peeler" involved.
They were at my house about 2hrs along with the local PD officer.
No, I'm not kidding. It really happened and, it was pretty stupid on my part considering how our govermnet is these days. It didn't end up being that funny afterall.
Our government will silence you, one way or the other if they can. I didn't matter that it was a joke and totally implausible... They came to my house anyway. If they would have found anything they didn't much like, they'd have charged me and, I'd have been on the news with an "arsenol of weapons and ammunition" and labled crazy etc. etc.
I am quite certain you would still get to Heaven. Absolutely positively you would get to Valhalla.
Inthemix96,
Much like the master painters of the past, you are a f-cking artist with righteous anger. I get the same sense of "wish I could do that" reading your better rants as I do looking at Seurat's Sunday Afternoon on the Island of the Grande-Jatte or Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling. I even visualize you as Vinnie Jones explaining the difference between a replica and a Desert Eagle to the "lot of them."
If you like kicking your dog because you can't log in, you get to keep kicking your dog because you can't log in.
First, more lies with the "useful idiots" from central casting.
Second, fuck the Website, the whole thing is Unconstitutional and treasonous.
If they made you register your guns, would you give a shit that the Website didn't work?! No. You'd be buying more ammo.
"Is it time for the guillotines yet?!"
Port-O-Tine - Justice, your way.
Step 1. Create an insurmountable problem (Bamycare)
Step 2. Provide the solution - singlepayer - (because Bamycare was so f** up.)
He did not read the letter my wife sent him.
Premium up 86%, smaller network, triple deductible.
and people should be aware now that Obummer care increases govt deficit, company costs, raised taxes, reduced payments to doctors and hospitals and increases the cost for anybody over 4 times the poverty level.
there remains no such thing as a free lunch. And orr President is proving it.
Margaret Thatcher was correct even if she did not say it "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money [to spend]."
But on this, in order to pay for it ,, its not the ultra high income folks paying dearly-its th emiddle income or anybody over 4x the pverty rates that gets nailed and thats a lot of people.People who do not have the discretionary money to pick up extra dependents they do not know.
Meaning no disrespect, but socialism/communism is ostensibly government provided. Fascism is government in cahoots with big business.
Obamacare was written by and for the big health insurance and hospital companies so they could raise premiums and therefore profits under government cover. And if you don't play, you are forced to pay the government.
By definition, Obamacare is fascist and Obama is fascist to his core.
"The problem with fascism is that you eventually run out of people that can pay."
"Is it time for the guillotines yet?!"
ooh it's the "shuck and jive" show. I haven't seen this in a while.
Where do they find these brainless ass-kissing sycophants that applaud whenever Obummer tells another lie? What a bunch of horseshit.
The unions bus them in. They get paid, transporation, and lunch. Probably screen them gulibility.
I want to make fun of him, but I have the sound off. What is wrong with the dude with the buzz cut & argyle sweater?
the buzz cut & argyle sweater
Douche...Talk, keep talking, turn head and raise chin...hold for 5 seconds and continue talking...Repeat in 45 seconds.
"Complaining about a broken Obamacare website is like complaining about a blown head gasket on a molester's van."
"The only thing worse for the WH than a broken Obamacare site? A perfectly functioning Obamacare site." - Iowahawk
Iowahawk - middle American common sense expressed with wit like a bullwhip.
I am telling all my friends, famiy, co-workers & neighbors!
Things are looking up. Here's some sunshine on a cloudy day............
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/guardian-we-have-published-1-pct-of-snowden-leak/2013/12/03/55d5a4f4-5c31-11e3-8d24-31c016b976b2_story.html
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/obamacare-enrollees-not-getting/2013/12...
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101242913
wow...so I come back and the jackass is hee-yaaawwwwing with his little groups of token loser sheep sitting behind him.
so I put my headset on to hear the latest lies and as usual he's telling some 3rd party lie story about so and so who got cancelled and blah blah blah.
it literally makes me sick to my stomach that there are people like this fucking Marxist traitor piece of garbage who exist in the capacity that someone like this fucker does and who can commit so much crime against an entire nation and get away with it.
well, as I've posted many times before, I'll do it again for those who may have missed it the first several times:
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
Profile of the Sociopath - Fits this scumbag to a tee!This website summarizes some of the common features of descriptions of the behavior of sociopaths.
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
Other Related Qualities:
(The above traits are based on the psychopathy checklists of H. Cleckley and R. Hare.)
NOTE: In the 1830's this disorder was called "moral insanity." By 1900 it was changed to "psychopathic personality." More recently it has been termed "antisocial personality disorder" in the DSM-III and DSM-IV. Some critics have complained that, in the attempt to rely only on 'objective' criteria, the DSM has broadened the concept to include too many individuals. The APD category includes people who commit illegal, immoral or self-serving acts for a variety of reasons and are not necessarily psychopaths.
The rest is here: http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
OMFG - he had the crowd of idiots behind him.
"Idiocracy" gets truer with each passing year.
Look at that white bread honkey blunderbuss behind the dear leader. You know that guy would totally suckle upon dear leaders fudgesicle.
in Barry's case it would be the other way around...he likes the creamscicles...a lot!
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
The Obama Administration Is Actually Serious About The Platinum Coin Option
"If you like your electrolytes, you get to keep your electrolytes."
The funny part is, they are not being paid to be there. They think "it's an honor" lolololol.
The White House bribed them with ObamaPizza.
That's free pizza (or taxpayer paid for pizza) for those not in the know.
"Idiocracy" gets truer with each passing year.
President Camacho seems great compared to Amoebama.
...go away.....baitin'...
It really is pathetic to hear how sloppy they are when adding electronic applause to an event like this. The US Presidency turming more and more into a joke.
Hey, does anyone remember the voice stress analysis that would be done and reported after the POTUS speaks?
Was in use from Nixon to Bush, but disappeared when Barry started outright LYING.
It wouldn't honestly show Obanana lying. Remember: It's not a lie if he believes it.
For just four EASY payments of only $3995.
Lies, LIES and LIES
Give it six more months ...when hospitals and Doctors are not getting paid...and only the sick have signed up....the freebees take it over.....cost over runs in the trillions....great..then he will be rockin...
With the exception of a few "Obamanoids" nobody is listening to this fuck-wad anymore. Obama is dumber than a box of hammers.
FUCK YOU HOSER!!!
Box of Hammers.
Step right up Ladies and Gentlemen get your Free Zero Care right here.
"If you want your existing body man, you can keep him"
Mr President?
"Eh, 'excuse me, I must of been day dreamin' again, sorry"
Not fixed in Pennsylvania. http://www.healthinsurance.org/pennsylvania-state-health-insurance-excha...
Click FIND A DOCTOR on a plan you want.
Screen gives error msg PLEASE SELECT A PLAN. no help or fill-ins.
Just as bad as a system crash.
I don't see a fixed system!
That's not an error, it just means there are no doctors willing to go with that plan.
Blue Cross of Pennsylvania?
I don't believe it.
Wheres The Earl Scheib of healthcare?
I wonder if the Millenials and the liberal Baby-Boomers who elected this POS have gotten a fricking clue yet.
A fine example of a "mature" public health system:
"Professor Collinge led one of a number of research groups that came up with novel ways of destroying the lethal prion protein, which sticks to the stainless steel of surgical instruments like superglue and can survive the high temperatures of hospital autoclaves.
However, in evidence to the House of Commons science and technology committee, Professor Collinge said that he was astonished and disappointed that the Department of Health and the NHS failed to adopt any of the suggestions for decontaminating surgical instruments."
“Absolutely nothing has happened despite all this research and all this effort. Currently several hundred people have been notified that they have been exposed to [potentially contaminated] surgical instruments,” he told the committee.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/nhs-failed-to-sterilise-surgic...
Whether it can be stable and in how many areas will be around for a long time, lot of code and I feel sorry for the Cover Oregon chief who is now taking a medical leave of absence...everyone wants the health insurance algorithms fairies and better to wait for math than the fairies...pretty soon nobody is going to want the head jobs as there's too much outside your control with all the complexities with code...can't give code deadlines...Allscripts learned that a couple years ago.
http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2013/12/head-of-cover-oregon-insurance-ex...