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President Obama Explains How Great The Economy Is (Just Don't Tell The Fed) - Live Webcast

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Having "fixed" Obamacare, the President is ready to re-pitch American 'excellence' today as he addresses the state of the economy. Remember, good is bad and bad is good - do don't over-sell it... oh, and all the bad stuff - that's the Tea-Party's fault...

 

Just don't show him (or anyone) this chart

 

 

 

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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:18 | 4213842 RacerX
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I simply cannot understand how most people are so damned gullible. Seriously, how come people still buy into this crap?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213854 nope-1004
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Someone please translate this for me.... I don't speak douche.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:29 | 4213886 nuclearsquid
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move to nyc like me.  it comes surprisingly quickly with full immersion.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:50 | 4213965 Say What Again
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How come there are no "peoples" standing behind obama this time?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:51 | 4213971 fonestar
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His presence has a strong sedative effect...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213975 TruthInSunshine
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Obama's gonna' go pop some tags...

...he's got 20 Bernankes in his pocket...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:03 | 4214015 Skateboarder
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He goes on TV every single day. I guess the reality-TV gobbling masses can't tell the difference.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:17 | 4214079 nope-1004
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He campaigns 100% of the time.  He doesn't know anything else.  When exposed or threatened, he does what got him elected:  Campaign!!

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:29 | 4214901 Crash Overide
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Why isn't Obama in jail?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:59 | 4215657 boogerbently
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Found this post:

"Valerie Jarrett’s daughter and son-in-law work for CGI, (the Co. responsible for the launch of the ACA website)
YourTubeNews is reporting that now we know why a Canadian company got the contract for ObamaCare.
Not only is Michelle’s Princeton classmate an executive with the company, but news broke last night that Valerie Jarrett’s daughter Laura and her husband Tony Balkisoon, the son of a Canadian MPP, both work for CGI Federal.
.
The Washington Post reported that CGI Federal is a relative newbie on the U.S. government IT contracting scene. It bought the U.S. contractor American Management Systems in 2004, but only started ramping up business after 2008, and accelerated in 2010 with the $1.1 billion acquisition of U.S.-based military IT contractor Stanley Inc. That sent its contracting work through the roof: [CGIChart]
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Now, what happened “after 2008? that sent this loser company “through the roof?” Hmmmmmm?
Related: CGI was also awarded HUD contract to assist in the distribution of $1.7 billion in relief for Hurricane Sandy.
Time to end this and demand an immediate refund of the ACA website contract worth 600+ million dollars and demand investigation in disbursements of hurricane Sandy funds"

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:52 | 4214753 jimmytorpedo
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Watching the "youth summit' portion.

Now they're getting the Nazi Obama Youth to go out and sell ACA

Go out and spread the word all you 18 year olds.

Uncle Bo is looking out for you!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:17 | 4214078 War_is_Peace
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What?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:22 | 4214091 tarsubil
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Each has been replaced by a flag. Flags = patriot. More flags = bigger patriot.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:26 | 4214891 madcows
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Right, where's the ubiquitous fainting woman for the dear leader to catch.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:03 | 4214022 madcows
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I don't know Douche, but I speak Jive.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:18 | 4214083 tarsubil
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Let me try. He says, "Blah, blah, blah. Blah blah. Blah blah blah, blah. Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah...." 

It just kinda goes on and on like that.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:23 | 4213865 Buckaroo Banzai
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Hell look at Venezuela. How is that clown Maduro still in power? People will believe anything they are told.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Maduro?

A: About 2 years.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/venezuela/1049384...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:37 | 4213913 Richard Chesler
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In reality it's more like 10 years but your point is well taken.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:32 | 4214129 Race Car Driver
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> People will believe anything they are told.

Especially when brainwashed by TeeVee and MSM and under constant and continuous threat of violent punishment and torture and loss of property, rights and freedom.

"Can you hear me now?"

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:42 | 4214163 gatorengineer
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The real difference is Maduro has armed the Venezuellan free shit army.  Barry not yet....

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:45 | 4214173 pods
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Wasn't Maduro a bus driver? I mean, at least he worked.

The Kenyan only works to cover his ass.

pods

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:29 | 4213885 SheepDog-One
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They're all part of Obama's 'Free Shit Army'.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:35 | 4213907 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Get yourself ready for when they see the bill

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:34 | 4213902 Dan The Man
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Stupid teenagers love justin bieber...smart ones don't

Stupid people believe in God...smart ones don't

Stupid people think fiat is forever...smart ones don't

Stupid people believe Obama is great...smart ones don't

 

Edumacation standards not what they used to be.  

Soon there will be complete dependency on god n gubermint and americans are not smart enough to see it coming

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:51 | 4213969 Quinvarius
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I don't think believing in God is stupid.  Everything else sounds about right.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:57 | 4213995 dcj98gst
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If you look at evidence.  You need a lot of "faith" to believe.  

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:04 | 4214029 Sig Sauer
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Actually, if you educate yourself, you need FAR more faith to believe in the perfect alignment of millions of factors needed to make evolution possible.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:18 | 4214850 Calmyourself
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I for one could never muster the incredible faith to look at a hubble deep field photo and know in my heart its all an accident, a set of  random occurrences.  That kind of belief system takes real faith.  Like I tell my young children throw some sand, rust, bit of oil on the garage floor, no worries soon we will have a Mercedes S class..

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:07 | 4214034 NidStyles
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That is sort of the point hero.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:11 | 4214053 Quinvarius
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I personally don't need anymore evidence.  My personality changed and my pain was removed after one prayer, in one instant, for life.  I have seen and been assailed by darker entities.  I don't need anymore proof. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:25 | 4214102 tarsubil
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Hey, me too. It is amazing what a little willingness and open-mindedness can get you.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:51 | 4214740 Tall Tom
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While I am happy that your pain was removed mine has not been. I always appreciate prayer.

 

The proof is that there is just an infinitesimal chance of the Universe being a Random Event. Conversely it means that there are Overwhelming Odds that it was a Designed Event.

 

Of course the people whom claim that we are "uneducated" have not had a Physics and Mathematics background while attending School.

 

It is not the Atheist's fault that they lack the foundational ability to think Rationally and Logically as their Mathematical Skills are dismal at best. They are just a product of our poor education system.

 

By the way...Before I even hear of an Infinite Universe "Theory" (which is merely speculation and just smacks of RELIGION) l will inform you that Physicists find Infinity to be an abomination and a clear understanding that we lack mathematical definition. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:06 | 4214820 jimmytorpedo
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So I'm not able to think "rationally or logically" because I don't believe in an invisible, omnipotent, omniscient being?

You ever wonder why Christians have Christian children while Muslims end up with Muslim children?

It's called INDOCTRINATION.

Same reason kids who go to public/state indoctrination camps end up being Statists.

You Christians crack me up when you try and use logic.

I prefer my gods with lots of arms or blue or some shit like that.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:31 | 4215345 Tall Tom
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What is really humorous is that there are Christians living in Muslim and Buddhist Cultures.

 

Do you believe that you would have a different view if you were born in a different culture?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBtrznLRZYQ&list=SP6A1AE952ADCB31FB

 

I am suggesting that those whom do not understand MATH are Rational or Logical. That was a nice Strawman Logical Fallacy.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:49 | 4215836 jimmytorpedo
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Humorous in that the parents of Christians raised in "Muslim and Buddhist Cultures" have Christian parents?

I was born in this culture and have a different view.

And wait,..people who DON'T understand math ARE rational and logical?

I don't think you're even making sense anymore.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:16 | 4215710 StychoKiller
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Catch a lot of fish in the treetops, do ya?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:22 | 4215087 InflammatoryResponse
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dc

 

well that's a nice fantasy you have there.  ya no doubt there is so much evidence that everybody just ignores.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:21 | 4215462 Tall Tom
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Yeah...You seem to ignore the evidence. It it called the Physical Universe with all of the underlying ORDER.

 

The odds of a Chance Occurence are an infinitesimal at best. If it was not a Chance manifestation then one must conclude that it was Designed. The Evidence that we exist at all domonstrates the Design. Thus there are overwhelming Mathematical Odds that the Universe happened by Design. At that point one must consider a DESIGNER.

 

Otherwise it would be a MIRACLE that this Universe ever manifested in the first place.

 

Even Roger Penrose, Caltech Physicist and Stephen Hawking Mentor, in his book, "The Road to Reality~A Complete Guide to the Univerrse" considers Miracles in Chapter 23.

 

Currently there is an experiment being conducted. Physicists have loaded a Supercomputer with all of the Physical Parameters to see if they can REPLICATE our Physical Universe virtually. We believe that the Universe is Holographic and that it may just be a Computer Simulation as the Physical Universe is DIGITAL. If we can replicate it then we can prove it. I do not believe that we will achieve success because the Computers have limits when compared to that of the Entire Physical Universe. But we are seriously considering it.

 

Did you know that there is a Quantum Chance that you might end up on the surface of Mars when walking through a door in your home? The chance exists. It is an infinitesimal. But there is a chance.

 

Ending up on Mars' surface is highly, extremely, UNLIKELY. But that is far more likely than a chance oiccurence of the Physical Universe. It would be IRRATIONAL to consider that in your daily life. 

 

I would be wearing a Spacesuit before betting that the Universe is a Chance occurence. Because believing that the Universe is a Chance Occurrence is much MORE IRRATIONAL than believing that you are, someday, going to be "miraculously" transported to Mars.

 

And...I am not wearing a Spacesuit...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213985 BandGap
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Stupid people think stupid people are the ones who believe in God.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Language_of_God:_A_Scientist_Presents_Evidence_for_Belief

I believe Einstein also believed in God.

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:40 | 4214160 Race Car Driver
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> I believe Einstein also believed in God.

Fuck Einstein. He was just another puppet for the beast ... just like this joker, Kurtzweil.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:23 | 4214098 tarsubil
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Replace "God" with "themselves" and you've got it. Also, you don't need to replace "god."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:55 | 4213989 TrustWho
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Hey dude, simple, stock market at all time highs, TV/Internet entertainment, cheap fast food and social media. You know how many friends I have? 

That is a good short summary....fuck Bernanke!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:19 | 4213844 quasimodo
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What a fucking putz

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:44 | 4213937 ejmoosa
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This is his State of the Socialist Union Speech, where he tells us about all the inequalities we have in America.

I cannot even listen to that asshat talk any more.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:20 | 4213846 wisehiney
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Taper = T Bond rally.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213848 Dick Buttkiss
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That chart explains way too much way too simply.

Ignore it, and do what your president tells you to do.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213851 NoDebt
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No.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213852 Dr. Engali
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Is this guy still around?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:26 | 4213874 RSloane
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He's a dangerous narcissist. He'll be around long after he's gone.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:41 | 4213928 fonzannoon
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How the hell anyone can watch this guy speak without immediately picturing this is beyond me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sVdXg0aYYw

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:04 | 4214027 RSloane
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LMAO Fonz! Perfect.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:24 | 4214100 Meat Hammer
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Actually, Airplane makes me laugh while Obama makes me want to kick the dog, but your point is understood, Fonz.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213856 Shizzmoney
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Young Americans are unhappy with virtually everything Obama has done since re-election - but would still vote for him

Because, you know, us Young Americans have SO MANY CHOICES when it comes to voting.

I'm glad I've never voted for this guy, or any of these other douchebags.  What a greedy lot of fiat whores they are on both sides of the isle. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:33 | 4213892 SheepDog-One
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And as Mark Twain said, 'If voting actually gave you any real say-so, they'd abolish it'....or something to that effect.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:15 | 4214543 DosZap
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Young Americans are unhappy with virtually everything Obama has done since re-election - but would still vote for him

 

SO cool, SO it's all ON THIER DUMB ASS heads eh?.WE all know the defintion of insanity.

If this is case,ROLL stage left, roll PULP FICTION,where Big Daddy( is strapped over a barrel) and Bruce Willis have the Red Rubber Ball in their mouth, and get ready for even more the same.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:21 | 4213857 buzzsaw99
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President Camacho: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

South Carolina Representative # 1: That's what you said last time, dipshit!

South Carolina Representative # 2: Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick! South Carolina, what's up!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:55 | 4213991 TruthInSunshine
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I keep telling people that it's the best & most prophetic documentary of all time, yet some insist that it's fiction.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:47 | 4214181 pods
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If things don't collapse and inflation keeps eating away at things, the baristas will be giving hand jobs on the side at Starbucks.

pods

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:20 | 4214870 madcows
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For the price of a starbucks coffee, they should be giving out all sorts of "extras"

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:23 | 4213864 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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I can't understand how this guy has NEVER been on time for one darn broadcast.

Has he ever?

Period?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:27 | 4214107 Meat Hammer
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It's a black thing.  I bet he's a shitty tipper, too.

When I was a waiter in college we had an ongoing joke about black customers.  What's the difference between a black person and a canoe?  A canoe can tip.

I think I may have just francis_sawyer'd myself.  

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:51 | 4214185 Race Car Driver
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> I think I may have just francis_sawyer'd myself

+1 for the use of whatever name of the grammatical rule you just used in turning a pronoun to a (pro)verb.

Any help?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:30 | 4214328 Meat Hammer
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RCD - the term is "verbification".  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=verbification

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:29 | 4214117 Buckaroo Banzai
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It's called CPT, baby. CPT.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:23 | 4213867 STG5IVE
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Some laid back, sassy jazz for the Long-Legged Mack Daddy

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:25 | 4213871 TrustWho
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The pic of Obama is so accurate and funny, but the man lives in a world that is foreign to me. Lies are Truth and Truth is lies, so Truth does not exist. Once Truth or seeking Truth is distinguished, the people will suffer. Everyday I gain a little more understanding of George Orwell's genius and I started with great appreciation of Orwell's teachings on the human condition.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:27 | 4213879 astoriajoe
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Does anyone still throw rotten tomatoes anymore?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:30 | 4213888 Singelguy
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NO! They will be droned!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:52 | 4214193 PT
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Tomatoes fired from drones!!!!   Ca-ching!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:21 | 4215735 StychoKiller
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In the M.E., throwing shoes is de reguer! (spelling?)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:30 | 4213884 Colonel Klink
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Hey look the COTUS is back lying on TeeVee again!

._.  < my surprise face

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:31 | 4213893 TrustWho
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I wish the S&P 500 would drop a point for every minute POTUS speaks.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:32 | 4213898 Colonel Klink
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I didn't know markets can drop below ZERO!?!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:41 | 4213925 TrustWho
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Sorry I forgot.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:33 | 4213899 RockRiver
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I can't listen to this crap....

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:34 | 4213901 Reaper
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The same old snake oil is sold to the same old suckas. These suckas are reborn each day.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:35 | 4213904 OwnSilverPlayMusic
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"here is your throat back...thanks for the loan"  this man is not my president.  withdraw your consent folks, the next new boss cannot be the same as the old boss or the rhyme of history we're facing is ghastly. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:34 | 4213906 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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What was that movie with Jim Carey?

Starts with an L ?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:36 | 4213911 q99x2
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Somebody call the police. There's a traitor lying to the public.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:19 | 4214862 madcows
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I believe the police are part of the problem.  They are by and large a union, and unions signed up with the dems long ago, in order to secure a better pension plan.  good luck impeaching the man, all the enforcers have been bought.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:22 | 4215741 StychoKiller
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Detroit Ignorati are finding out the true value of politicians' promises.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:43 | 4213912 ebworthen
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There they go with the Military Rule flags in the background again:

http://www.apfn.org/apfn/flag.htm

"Pursuant to the 'Law of the Flag,' a military flag does result in jurisdictional implications when flown (Ruhstrat v. People, 57 N.E. 41, 45, 185 Ill. 133, 49 LRA 181, 76 Am).

Under the powers designated by these statutes, the President may: seize property, organize and control the means of production, seize commodities, assign military forces abroad, institute martial law, seize and control all transportation and communications, regulate the operation of private enterprise, restrict travel, and, in a plethora of particular ways, control the lives of all American citizens.... (United States Senate Report 93-549, 19 November 1973)."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:37 | 4213915 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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What about gun control and fema camps?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:24 | 4215750 StychoKiller
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One will lead to the other, just ask Mao, Stalin, Hitler & Pol Pot...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:37 | 4213918 Dan The Man
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"...to make the economy work for every american. That's why I ran for president."  

Bahahahah!!!  Great schtick here for the smart people.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:41 | 4213924 fonestar
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Democrat or Republican, why does America always elect leaders who speak so slow and deliberate it's as if they're trying to drive home a point to a mentally challenged kindergarten class?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213976 Colonel Klink
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Because they are except the adult version.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:01 | 4214014 Buckaroo Banzai
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It's fundamental to neuro-linquistic programming and mass hypnosis techniques. The code words have to be enunciated clearly, and reinforced with the appropriate hand gestures, in order to be effective.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:31 | 4214116 fonestar
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Hmm... NLP I was wondering about that myself.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:22 | 4214575 DosZap
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Wonder no more.

http://www.pennypresslv.com/Obama's_Use_of_Hidden_Hypnosis_techniques_in_His_Speeches.pdf

 

That only works IF you even listen, if I see his face, the channel changes.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:15 | 4214073 BandGap
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Stop the action and note his facial expressions. He's so fucking lying.

Who the fuck is he supposed to be talking to anyhow?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:02 | 4214227 Shizzmoney
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RE

why does America always elect leaders who speak so slow and deliberate it's as if they're trying to drive home a point to a mentally challenged kindergarten class?

Because the people who vote have the average IQ of a kindergarter. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:40 | 4213923 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Racial Discrimination.

Women Discrimination.

Disabled Discrimination.

Kill Whitey!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:46 | 4213939 TrustWho
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More like:

Kill the Male Cracker and rape his women.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:02 | 4214020 Buckaroo Banzai
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Well that's what he means, but you can't SAY it like that, you know.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:47 | 4214177 TrustWho
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Obama, POTUS, can not say what he actully means, but I can interpert his words to their simple meaning. I actually had hope this guy would address the USA debt load problem in 2008. He could have done some really great things for race relations, but he did the opposite.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:13 | 4214256 RaceToTheBottom
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I believe the debt issues were decades in the making and an alternate president would not have changed much.

But the race relations have me mad.  I had hoped that Obama would have given blacks a way out of the enabled, underproducing that Jessi and the rest of his ilk have saddled them with.

That has not happened and it has actually gotten worse.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:41 | 4213926 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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The loss of unions was apocalyptic!

Comrade.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:41 | 4213929 stock trout
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Just front-running the fake employment numbers to be released on Friday. Carry on. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:45 | 4213933 DangerClams
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The more he talks, the better the odds are that we'll hear what he's really thinking.

Couldn't watch more than a few seconds of this walking douchebag.  You could slap him silly with facts and data that counter every single thing he's ever believed in, ever, and he'd waive it away with a nicotine-stained hand, because he's simply smarter than everyone else, especially you.

Now shut up, get back to work so Barry can have your tax revenues to do the real work that stupid Americans don't appreciate his doing for them.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:44 | 4213934 Blano
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JFC doesn't this guy ever SHUT UP??????????

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:49 | 4213957 Colonel Klink
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No, propaganda never sleeps.  Tell the lie often enough and eventually people will believe it, or so the theory goes.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:44 | 4213935 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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He's quoting the Pope!

After he just closed the Vatican Embassy.

After trying to force birth control pills down Catholic Business owners throats.

This guy is un believe able.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:05 | 4214026 Buckaroo Banzai
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He is arrogant and prideful. A real piece of work.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:44 | 4213936 pauhana
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Ut oh, his lips are moving again.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:46 | 4213942 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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The Argentines are not going to be very pleased being compared to Bob Marley.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:48 | 4213945 ebworthen
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Argentina!?!?

"Don't cry for me Argentina!..."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:48 | 4213951 Kasperfx
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how dear he use lincoln's   quots, he seems to always pull other great peoples words to indorse  his own speeches 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:06 | 4214031 Buckaroo Banzai
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Um, yeah. Lincoln wasn't that great. I'm sure Obama would love to see a bloody civil war break out on his watch. Hell he's doing everything he can to foment one.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:26 | 4214119 Jethro
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Except this time, there will be no borders, not immediately anyways.  It'll be like Rwanda with neighbors shooting or hacking their neighbors to death.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:48 | 4213955 LawsofPhysics
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If you cannot afford a child.  Don't fucking have one!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:51 | 4213964 TrustWho
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He should be telling America:

Schools need more discipline as we need to reverse the Math and Reading Test scores. Our forefathers worked hard and were proud of their hard work ethic, so we should follow their path. There is no substitute for hard work.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:50 | 4213966 SkottFree
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I have made speech everything is all better now see!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:50 | 4213967 ThisIsBob
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About the only experience Obama has with economics, is having Jaime Diamond and Warren Biuffet blow smoke up his ass.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213974 SkottFree
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The underserving poor in search of hand outs has found way to many hand outs from Obama which is why the number of poor keeps growing!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213981 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Who created an infrastructure that has led us to a rate of 72% Black children born out of wedlock?

Without "government assistance" this type of dysfunction would never have occurred.

Never.

 

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:54 | 4213984 Shrapnel
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So sick of hearing this teleprompter fraud retch and spew out lie after lie to prop up this corrupt, manipulated house of cards so he and his cronies can rape and rob future generations of every unit of fiat possible, for as long as possible. This scumbag, with his constant attempts at diversion and Constitutional usurpation, belongs in a gulag at minimum. Sorry ass puppet.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:57 | 4213997 LawyerScum
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Instead of being ushered in with the "Presidential March" the President's new tune should be the classic circus music, as he is a gigantic clown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D5Sa2Yq-2g

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:59 | 4214000 TrustWho
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Who does ZHers hate more:

Obama

Bernanke

I will start, vote 1 is for BERNANKE

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:58 | 4214002 highwaytoserfdom
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Harry Harry 50% needed on Filibuster. NOT 39%.

 

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 12:59 | 4214006 Dr. Engali
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He's still fucking talking? He has no clue how ridiculous he looks.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:02 | 4214013 BandGap
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No shit, this is comedy at this point.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:40 | 4214156 Meat Hammer
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Doc, when he walked off the stage he had this look on his face like he doesn't even believe his own bullshit anymore and he can't wait to retire to his palacial Hawaiian estate, set up his man-cave, load up the hooka with some kind buds, and ignore the fuck out of Michelle and the girls until sweet death knocks at his door.  

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:08 | 4214238 joego1
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He has no choice but to turn up the socialist rhetoric, unfortunately his crony capitalist masters have even destroyed that wormhole for him. The oligarchy is slowly reducing him to nothing to make way for the next ringmaster of fiat flagulation.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:00 | 4214009 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Stale debates.

Phony scandals.

Great website.

Fastest shrinking deficits in history.

yada yada yada.

Education w/ broken family structures fails.

Si, Senor Chavez.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:00 | 4214010 BandGap
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Why are we getting this drivel today? I thought we had to enroll in something or other to make our lives better.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:01 | 4214012 TrustWho
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Who does ZHers hate more:

Obama

Bernanke

I will start, vote 1 is for BERNANKE

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:19 | 4214088 Shrapnel
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Bernanke

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:21 | 4214291 firstdivision
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Mr. Agnelli for being the founder of Fiat

 

 

 

 

/joke

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:04 | 4214023 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Chavez, Chavez, Chavez, Chavez!

It would be more moving if the crowd were chanting.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:05 | 4214032 The Proletariat
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Queue fainting retard in 3......2.......1.........

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:07 | 4214037 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Almost twice as many Americans are killed annually by lawn mowers than terrorists.

NSA, NSA, NSA!

Hey Potus, what's Senator Feinstein telling you these days?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:34 | 4214134 ThisIsBob
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Well I knew there had to be a good reason why TSA won't let you take a lawn mower on the plane.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:08 | 4214045 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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We're going to have to take black babies born into poverty and give them to gay couples living in upscale communities ...

A modern twist on Swift's Modest Proposal.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:10 | 4214047 y3maxx
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...What was America's Golfer in Chief doing the last five years?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:13 | 4214058 highwaytoserfdom
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EPA water ban on Utah NSA center requires 1.7M gallons day...  620,500,000 gallons a year.. Come on do  your job on  a free and open society...  Got to be something like a snail darter, turtle  that will stop these neo-cons.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:21 | 4214093 Jethro
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"Neo-con" is so passe', and inaccurate.  There are only statists and those that wish to be free.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:13 | 4214067 Fix It Again Timmy
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Who is that idiot?  What, he's a president?  You gotta be shitting me!!!!!!!!!!!!....

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:14 | 4214069 sbenard
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The Deceiver in Chief!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:17 | 4214072 highwaytoserfdom
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Not a law  a tax  SCOUS told us so..  POTUS not law congress is the only ones who can make law...   TAX for insurance companies.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:18 | 4214076 Meat Hammer
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Today's song choice for Obama-on-mute-with-music-in-the-background is one of my all-time favorites:

The Brothers Johnson - Strawberry Letter 23 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC1TBxflN2I

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:20 | 4214085 Jethro
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A TV appearance every day.  This regime is becoming increasingly desperate.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:20 | 4214087 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Dear Potus,

It is possible for human beings to walk, breath, and work without government permission, planning, oversight, taxation, prohibitions and punishment.

It really is!

Sincerely,

The American Peeps

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:20 | 4214090 Luckhasit
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From one black man to another, your full of shit Obama, Michelle too and your momma.  Why would a black man say that? Simple, he is in a position to actually change things, right the wrongs, and clean out the trash.  Instead, you've choosen to ally yourself with those that put you into power rather than playing them like the jive turkey's they are.  You are the first black president and had the chance to put your foot into asses that needed your foot in their ass and you let us all down. 

The more i listen to this guy, i swear the dumber I get. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 14:00 | 4214219 joego1
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It is really disapointing he should have turned on his handlers and instead he went golfing.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:11 | 4215246 Tall Tom
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The US Traasury Agents (Secret Service) showed OBUTTHEAD the Zapruder Film and told OBLITERATOR, point blank, "This can happen to you."

 

So, really, what do you expect?

 

The last President who ran on a Reform Platform, Ronald Reagan, was shown the very same film and told the US Treasury Agents to "Go fuck yourselves.", in so many words and actions, through appointing David Stockman as Director at OMB, as well as a myriad of other Financial Reform advocates. (The US Economy was on the precipice of collapse when Reagan took over from the Peanut Farmer.)

 

Reagan intended to revamp, restructure, the ENTIRE Economy. That was his campaign promise to the American people. Young and deluded, Twenty One Years Young, I voted FOR REAGAN in my very first participation in the Political Process. (That was the only President that I ever voted FOR.) I believed that he would change things back to Honest Money, Gold, and an Honest Economy.

 

Six weeks after his inauguration Reagan was shot. It took a bullet to Ronald Reagan's chest to convince him, "This can happen to you."

 

Reagan's Administration returned to the Status Quo shortly thereafter and all Economic Reformers were subsequently dismissed.

 

Oblameo is not the Problem. His handlers are the PROBLEM. I am NOT an apologist for the Queer in Chief. He is a participant in the fraud. But his life was threatened by those whom are supposed to protect him.

 

What would you do? Live and PROFIT? Or Die as a "Martyr to the cause."?

 

THERE IS NO POLITICAL SOLUTION. When you understand that then you will understand what you must do. Why keep Politics when Politics offers no solution? Discard it and OPT OUT.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:29 | 4215328 Luckhasit
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Yea I know.  Coincidence that Bush Sr. was his VP too.  And I'm sure each president learned they could be "touched" after JFK.

So what to do?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:28 | 4215552 Tall Tom
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Accept it, understand that there is nothing that you can do about it, opt out as much as you can, and take care of yourself so you can take care of those whom you love. Be at peace with it, buy some popcorn, kick back, and watch it crumble.

 

There are no political solutions. We are in a predicament, and, as one wise ZH poster told me,  predicaments only have outcomes.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 13:22 | 4214092 Kirk2NCC1701
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Speaking of "waking up"... I'm beginning to suspect that hanging out here may make you 'smarter', but not happier or richer.

The really 'smart' thing to do, may be to find a way to profit from the contrived and manipulated data, realizing that having SOME eggs in the Establishment's basket will result in better ROI than from only PM and 'brass & lead'.

Adapt. Hedge.

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