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President Unleashes The Obama Youth To Preach Obamacare Gospel

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Or, as they may also be known, die Obamagesundheitjugend.

  • OBAMA SAYS HE NEEDS YOUNG PEOPLE TO SPREAD WORD ABOUT OBAMACARE

It gets better:

Non-compliance will be punished by "Amazon delivery"...

 


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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:35 | Link to Comment FieldingMellish
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#getcovered-orelse

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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"Do whatever you can to help make sure people have the information they need.”

 

That could backfire on the clown-in-chief.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:42 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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Mark, you spelled it wrong.... should be #getCornered

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment tsx500
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what happened to "You Got Insurance ?"  ... ??

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment tsx500
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well, if the WH/BHO have to come out on Twitter to remind everyone that they DO care about us ........

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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In Obama we have a fatherless man who can not help himself but to promote fatherlessness in others.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment fonestar
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I've often wondered what the left's obsession with healthcare is? 

Then I thought, take away God, your family, your values, your morals, your principles, your country, your work ethic and you are left with...... a body.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Pladizow
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Heil Obummer, Hiel Obummer, Heil Obummer!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment outamyeffinway
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Hitler, err Herr Obama youth on the rise!!!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Young people, who use very little health care, are needed to "get covered" so that their dollars can be used to care for the aging boomers. 

So using their social media and their naivete against them is a perfect campaign, and oh-so-typical.

Lambs to the slaughter.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:20 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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This desperation plea from the Obama Admin...

Will go over even worse than the ridiculous plea in 2011-12...

For young folks to tell their friends & family to donate...

To the Obama Re-election Campaign rather than...

Giving wedding gifts to the newlywed couple.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:41 | Link to Comment 1984
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Straight from Mao's little red book - unleash the red guards. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:00 | Link to Comment asteroids
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Obozocare is nothing more than the forced immoral transfer of wealth from the young and old to wall street and the health industry.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Shit man, I'm gonna have to backorder a week's worth of upvotes to give you.

Picking apart the pieces of the remaining mortal coil... vultures!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:09 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Fonestar without an opinion ?

The obsession is about control , if you cannot audit your opponents to death ,let

them die from lack of medical care,although in my personal experience of US healthcare

staying away from it is far healthier for you..

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment john39
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>>healthier for you

the great irony. thus the requirement to get coverage... all must be embraced in the loving arms of big brother.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment TheGardener
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Posted this Spanish proverb before, but always worth restating the message :

"Where there are no doctors nor pharmacists, people die of old age."

Let`s SKIP the whole sickcare industry and establishment.

Warning : Would affect health care providers, insurance
company and dependent non free market entities.
Are you sure you would want to delete this bug and
all the dependencies ?

Yes, yes and yes because the human kernel not running otherwise...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:59 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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#Get covered... with dirt 'cause honey, you're dead, you just don't know it yet...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:15 | Link to Comment drink or die
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We here in Oregon are enjoying the non stop TV advertisements geared towards hipster dorks, spamming the healthcare website.  Too bad the website here is still broken and has signed up 0 people.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:04 | Link to Comment TheGardener
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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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It's like the Fireside Chats, except it's the Twitterside Shits.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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well, at least they're shorter.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:53 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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"remind your friends to imagine what happens if you get sick and you don't have insurance"

I don't get the point. ???

In the old days before ObamaCare, you were up shit's creek without a paddle.

After ObamaCare, you just go and get insurance because it's against the law for insurance companies to reject you for pre-existing conditions.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment remain calm
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Here is Obama's secret twitter: #Hey all you young dumb asses who voted for me. I am not through fucking you yet. Please pay for one more thing that won't be there when you need it. Lets see Medicare will not be there for you, Social Security will not be there for you. And the health care that I want you paying for will be so rationaed when you need it it will not resemble anything your buying the unproductives of society. Come on you dumb asses let me fuck you up the ass one more time. FORWARD till your demise.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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More like #GetCornHoled...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Between this obvious PR disaster-in-the-making and learning that 18-24 year olds are big Ron Paul fans (and actually want Obama removed from office).... this could be the best day I've had in months.

Oh, and gold is even up.  Can you believe it??

I just had to share.  Thanks for listening.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:34 | Link to Comment daxtonbrown
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Does Mark Knoller work for CBS? Or the Obama White House? Hard to tell from those tweets.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 22:50 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Obamatron, I got yer hashtag right here:  #GetBent!

Thu, 12/05/2013 - 13:51 | Link to Comment Loucleve
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Obviously, the Clown in Chief missed the poll yesterday on Millenial support for his administration.

More than 50% of Millenials would THROW HIM OUT OF OFFICE.

Google it.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment GolfHatesMe
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Was for safe sex

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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#getfucked

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I was assuming this would be the first comment.

#AskJPM

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Canadian Dirtlump
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you can't make it up, they have the WHYouth now.

http://dailycaller.com/2013/12/03/whyouth-is-an-actual-thing-that-the-wh...

 

lmao...maybe you get your own dagger when you join just like hitler jugen LOL!

 

http://cdn.iofferphoto.com/img/item/134/095/277/PDWYCeuDDTrmiQW.jpg

 

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:35 | Link to Comment All_Your_Base
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#gethoovered

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:26 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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FEMA YOUTH MOVEMENT

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:40 | Link to Comment ForTheWorld
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Disregarding ideology, those guys were probably healthier than most of the people on the planet, and probably didn't have health insurance (oh noes!). They just spent most of their days outside, and ate simple, nutritious foods.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:23 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Except for the Russian lead poisoning.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment ForTheWorld
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Pfft... a minor detail.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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But they never new the joy of tabaki.  Gay people like Hilter hated the stuff...

...but sure loved killin the jews, gays, catholics...but he loved dogs...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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Will they be building prisons large enough to handle those that will not comply with Obama?

Seriosly, this guy is a depressing lunatic and I want my good damn country back from these statists!!!

No F'n Bama.  No F'n Reed.  No FFFF'n Boner.

Dammit, give me Palin, give me a tough woman and not a limpy wannabe wobama.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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I agreed with you wholeheartedly until you pissed all over that and recommended Sarah Palin, statist whore extraordinaire who works for ALL the same banker cocksucker assholes that Obama, Reed and Boner work for.

I'd bang Palin doggiestyle for sure, but I wouldn't let her or ANY of her ilk get ANY kind of power over my life. You need to look at who PAYS for the politicians, NOT what the bullshit artists say...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment SDShack
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#getcovered-orelse

what?... why is 0zer0 referencing a Trojan talking point?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:36 | Link to Comment maskone909
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#WHyouth on twitter.  this is bad.  really really bad.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment maskone909
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funny, where is all of the jewish outrage?  i think i can hear a fucking pin drop.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment frankTHE COIN
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The Pied Piper.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Unemployed youth may have time to "tweet", but they can't pay for shit.  I don't see how that helps.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment RSloane
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These people are part of the millions of dollars being spent to advertise Obamacare. So now we will have a slew of people in their 30s and 40s trying to pass themselves off as the younger generation to promote this garbage. The hypocracy and deception is complete.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:30 | Link to Comment SV
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And when the Obama robots hit the streets trying to preach that whack gospel, those people are letting them have it:

http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/hard-sell_769096.html?page=1

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:37 | Link to Comment NIHILIST CIPHER
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Hitler....I mean Obamayouth STILL don't give a rat's ass, GIVE IT UP! They won't pay for food or housing, why would they pay for this?  

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment RafterManFMJ
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Our Empire will be the first to end not in fire but in parody. I cannot believe the shit that comes out if DC - I cannot tell if it's real or an article from the Onion.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:01 | Link to Comment Sabibaby
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Hilarious! They didn't know they would need to pay for anything. They thought they were getting it for free.... How else do you think Obama got elected? 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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FSA is not interested in being the DSA (D=Discounted)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Pig Circus
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I guess the dumbshit, cocksucking, Marxist forgot to look at the recent poll.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment robilla
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It's the Arab Awakening in AMERICA!

EVERYON ONE RUN!!!

16 - 24 year olds are going to be talking mindless blather!!!

 

Nevermind!

Kayne West just said something and Kim tweeted a pic.

They have been distracted... FOR NOW!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Bennie Noakes
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But 57% of 18-29 year olds disapprove of Obamacare. So the message that they are likely to be sending to their friends is: "Obamacare sucks!".

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 22:59 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:39 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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#totalcapture

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:40 | Link to Comment Pig Circus
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What abotu KarTrashian, she post a nude pic of late?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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Comments apparently not intended for the 18-24 crowd, 53% of which want him removed from office TODAY. I'm still stunned at that stat from the other article, but I'm taking my time letting it sink in.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:44 | Link to Comment krispkritter
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And remember kids, if you don't like this President, you don't have to keep this President.  Vote 'None of the Above' 2016...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:18 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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NOTA, the only sane choice for the corrupting influence of power.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:42 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Fascism!

It's back in style!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zocAaqp4AG4

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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Check out the tweets!  Obama's getting lambasted.  This is almost as good as the #AskJPM debacle.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:45 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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21m

Pres Obama urges young people to spread the ObamaCare message on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter using . Not ?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Uchtdorf
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Me no tweet. Share some.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Meat Hammer
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A quote from Obama: "Trying to fix the problem of unaffordable health insurance by making it mandatory is like trying to fix homelessness by forcing you to buy a house."  

I remember this during the Dem primaries with Hitlery when he was denying that he would make health insurance mandatory.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:41 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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And, you can't fix stupid.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Ignatius
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Mark Knoller tweets.

He's a CBS news correspondent at the White House.

I'd shoot myself if I had Mark Knoller's job.

Eg:  "#I'm going to shoot myself"

145.000 people follow Mark's tweets.

I rest my case.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Milestones
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Wow,--Is this a lead-in to a newer fresher and dynamic Howdy Duty show. Blah blah has taken tooo many punches to the cranium; either that or someone has been playing handball with his head for too long.                 Milestones

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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Sounds about time to do a #askjpm on #getcovered. Who is with me. LOL

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment bearish1
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#ImpeachthatAsshole

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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#Fuckthat0bamabullshit

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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#LookAtAllTheBrownShirts

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:18 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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#HorstWesselLied

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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     What Barry is really saying is, "Be sure and tell all your friends to sign up for Medicaid".

  Oh, and welcome to the 'Free Shit Army', forward Soviet.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:49 | Link to Comment bigrooster
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Young people will have to buy insurance now since their parent's insurance has been cancelled!

Fuck you Obama my premiums went up 20% this year you communist douche.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Jethro
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I feel your pain.  I was talking with my HR person this afternoon, and she is predicting an increase of 30%-35%.  The fucking kleptocracy will put a line item on the W2's with employer contribution to healthcare, which I am certain that some recent IRS hire will be tasked with entering into a database for future "tax contribution". 

Each and every person that reads this needs to take a page from Greece's book, and figure out how to make undeclared cash on the side.  If it's good enough for Obama's voting base to do, then turn about is fair play right?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment InTheLandOfTheBlind
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the only thing these youth can spread are herpes and syphilis 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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No worries. Bama got an app for that

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Ass. Manager
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Dats rayciss!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment citta vritti
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About the same kind of deal presented in the Silence of the Lambs: "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. ... And then it puts the lotion in the basket."

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:51 | Link to Comment bearish1
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.....And they're off!! #getcovered

 

because let's be honest, at this point since we screwed you out of your other coverage you don't have much choice.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:53 | Link to Comment lead salad
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Should be #takecover!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Aknownymouse
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Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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RE

“I do care. I care about you.” —President Obama

This is the type of thing a husband says after he beats the shit out of his wife

Pres Obama also urges young people to stand up on other issues: "Don't get discouraged. Be persistent."

We do, all the time.  If you need to know what we are "persistent" about, I'd ask the NSA, who metadata and log every single complaint made on social media.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Quinvarius
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And if they don't sign up for super expensive "healthcare" they won't use, instead of buying cheap "health insurance" for emergencies, Obamacare will be another unfunded budget expense instead of a revenue generator for the Government.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment JR
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Rejecting Obamacare is a job for all Americans - and particularly for young people whose future will be eliminated by a Communist system: healthcare and services of all kinds will be restricted and distributed by the State according to the whims and prejudices of the tyrants.

Amazingly, Obama is saying this week that his policies are helping to transfer the wealth from one class to another. And now there’s this drive to pit the youth against the old, claiming that the young are paying the Medicare costs for the older.

Class against class is out of control.

The truth is that Medicare itself has become a wealth redistribution program, "based on your income," taking from higher income retiree beneficiaries to give to lower income beneficiaries – many of the latter former Medicaid beneficiaries who paid nothing into Medicare during their working years but who were added later to the Medicare program by government politicians.

A health insurance payment after retirement of $800 a month or more, i.e., $9600 a year, is typical for a middle class couple on Medicare. This includes Medicare Part B premiums plus prescription drug coverage plus premiums for Supplemental Health Insurance to private companies such as Blue Cross. And as retirement incomes increase to designated levels, Medicare payments after retirement increase accordingly.

As Medicare.gov reports regarding Part B Medicare costs:

“You pay a premium each month for Medicare Part B (Medical Insurance). Most people will pay the standard premium amount. However, if your modified adjusted gross income as reported on your IRS tax return from 2 years ago is above a certain amount, you may pay an Income Related Monthly Adjustment Amount (IRMAA). IRMAA is an extra charge added to your premium.”

http://www.medicare.gov/your-medicare-costs/part-b-costs/part-b-costs.html

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment sunnyside
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#wrapitup

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Mother , can I trust the Government ?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment insanelysane
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And yes, they are going to break your balls.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:08 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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And then put you in the firing line.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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He has his "brown shirts", now he has his "youth corp".

Book burnings next.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Google/NSA will take care of that digitally from now on.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:42 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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Surely you mean "youth corpse" ?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Interesting, I'd asked earlier last week when we'd see the Obama youth start.  I guess I have my answer.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Americans urges Obama to stop abusing the Constitution on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter using #getfucked!


Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:05 | Link to Comment climber
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I'm 22 years old and I would not trust a god damn thing anyone my age told me if I didn't know them. I just had some guy on Reddit tell me that "an employees wages are wholly dependant on the amount of greed the owner of the company has." You older folks generation may have fucked a lot of things up but I am so fearful of how my generation is gonna fuck up the world.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment homiegot
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That "guy" on reddit is confused. Every generation fucks up the world a little more as each goes along. Sorry.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:31 | Link to Comment tecno242
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actually,.. there's someone that thinks just like all your friends.

he's in charge of the country at the moment.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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More often than not an employee's wages are wholly dependent on the amount of value they add to the company's bottom line. How profitable is the company. If your good at your job you will be handsomely compensated by the owners eventually your working for. If not you will have the chance to test the open market at some point by finding the same job with a different employer.

Their are no short cuts for the majority of us and the sooner you understand that the better off you will be.

I'm twice your age and I can tell you point blank that this president should not be trusted. Here is why. The health insurance is a jobs problem. The national debt is a jobs problem. The food stamp dependency is a jobs problem. All of these problems and many others I could list are because we do not have an economy creating well paying jobs. Your friend probably would be shocked at how hard it has become to create a company and therefore jobs in the US because of people like our president.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment rlouis
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#so.uncool

 

even an old fart like me knows kids won't go for this.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment climber
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This is quite possibly the dumbest generation of young adults to ever grace the earth.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:15 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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There is a difference between being poorly educated and naive and being stupid and I assume the IQ bell curve is the same for this generation as all the preceeding ones. One can improve one's education and naivete takes care of itself with time, but there is no cure for stupid. Some will certainly go along with this. The majority are going to do a simple risk/benefit analysis in their head and are not likely to cut into their beer and fun budget for health insurance. They went about this the wrong way.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 20:26 | Link to Comment Shizzmoney
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RE

The majority are going to do a simple risk/benefit analysis in their head and are not likely to cut into their beer and fun budget for health insurance

Right.  It's not like 1/3rd of the fucking economy (food service/restaurants/liquor) is dependent on this spending, anyways?

"Forcing someone to buy health insurance is like forcing a homeless man to buy a house." - Obama, 2008 (aka, his "voodoo economics" moment). 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment moneybots
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Blah, blah, blah.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Crash Overide
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HAHA, thought these were funny...

4h

In the 1930's Germany had a youth group too. It didn't work out so well for Europe...

 

2h

If you need proof the US is falling behind in Math and Economics? Look at the propaganda being spread at the

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:10 | Link to Comment explosivo
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"President launches plausible deniability in paid PR campaign for Obamacare."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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So I heard the award winning jingle by a wee-little one to promote ACA on NPR last night; it was surreal.

Jangly guitar, lilting female voice, "no preexisting conditions, do the right thing, we've got healthcare so use it, affordable...don't need a lot of money...money...money..." UGH.

I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry.

It's on this page, 3/4 of the way down in audio section, under:  "White House Revs Up Delayed Push For Health Coverage"

http://www.npr.org/programs/all-things-considered/

 (Audio, 3:52, link opens in new window/tab)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Global Hunter
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I was blown away by the film The Killing Fields about 20 years ago.  It was noticable how the Khmer Rouge used children to terrorize their perceved political and ideological enemies which was pretty much anybody that wasn't them.  Way to go Obomber, taking a page out of Pol Pot's playbook...fucking evil gangster thug.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:11 | Link to Comment FrustratedLogician
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Coming from 20 years old: #shovelyourcareuptoyourassObomber

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:12 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Stop kidding around.

 

O'bomber couldn't have shined Hitler's boots if his life depended on it.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Tenshin Headache
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4m

Yah mein lieblings, spread ze vord zat ve all must . Goot goot, zees vill please ze president.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Took Red Pill
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HA HA! "because I do care. I care about you.” —President Obama"

As the late great George Carlin said about politicians "They don't give a fuck about you! They don't care about you! At all!" Who do you believe George or Obama?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ 


Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment tecno242
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If only they knew that they get zero subsidies for being poor students and only get a somewhat cheaper price because they are young and healthy for the most part.

While 50+ million others get it at zero or almost zero cost while they sit at home smoking weed all day and collect welfare.

If they knew that.. some of them might dare to ask the question.... "Why am i paying to go to school, if I can save all that money and effort and sit at home all day smoking weed and collect food stamps and have my rent and utilities paid for."  .. oh and dear young reader .. don't forget the free cell phone

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:20 | Link to Comment Blano
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I'm really gonna have to find my password and fire up my twitter account (I think I have one somewhere).

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:23 | Link to Comment Tenshin Headache
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I'm hoping Banzai7 puts in an appearance.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:57 | Link to Comment Blano
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Me too.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Me three.  My 12-yo daughter did a pretty great photoshop several months ago that he might appreciate.  She found a great image of a dung beetle, rolling it's dung ball.  She photoshopped Obama's icon in for the dung ball.  It looks so natural....

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Blano
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Send it to Banzai, who knows she might get paid for it.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:24 | Link to Comment youngman
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The Youth can just take out a student loan to pay for it....that should fix it

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:25 | Link to Comment Afrispaans
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Amongst dog breeders "get covered" has an entirely different meaning. You can use it in sentences like "I took my bitch to get covered". Now that I think of it, I guess you could use it exactly the same way here. Wow. English really is an amazing language. 

Point 1. is the one you want:

https://www.facebook.com/notes/united-against-animal-abuse/want-to-breed...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Arbysauce
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Wait...how on earth has obamacare 'already helped millions of young people' ?? What is anyone not living in a cave supposed to make of that?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:13 | Link to Comment cowdiddly
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I caught that one too> "This law has already helped millions of young people." AHAHAHAHA. That jive turkey actually thinks people still believe anything he says lol.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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He is a liar. I know ... shocking.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:33 | Link to Comment CaptainSpaulding
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"You're young, I'm old and sick"

  - Hyman Roth

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:39 | Link to Comment KenShabby
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Lol - These kids are sooooooo fucking stupid. I guess not having a job doesn't mean shit to these kids. Oh yep, that's right, they're all still living with their parents.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:47 | Link to Comment MathWins
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Talk about delusional!  Hey, Obama, no one with a brain believes your bullshit anymore.  Apparently no one surrounding you has the nerve to tell you that.  

Get covered, get hosed, and get hacked....yeah, sign me up for that.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:48 | Link to Comment sbenard
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It's Hitler Youth all over again!

Obama's Tyrannycare has become OUR Calamitycare!

And it's only going to get worse. 2014 will be the ultimate train wreck. And they'll then tell us that "nobody saw it coming" -- except HERE, of course!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
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#SmoothTalkingPoleSmokerTossesSalad

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment sbenard
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This is child abuse!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 16:51 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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What next, testimonials?

I signed up for Obamacare, and my skin cleared up immediately.

I signed up for Obamacare, and my new doctor asked me out on a date after my first visit.

I signed up for Obamacare, and got three Goupons for a gym membership (which I immediately sold on eBay for $4.22).

……

…..

Watch out Facebook, if they ever get this website working you’re going to have some real competition.

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:11 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
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I signed up for obamacare, and my doctor fondled my ball sack and shoved a finger up my ass...I did ejaculate...I didnt mind at all because I do that to myself and others all the time.  Im a trendy Obama ass licking liberal metrourbansexual.

I signed up for Obamacare, and had to go to the doctor because my sack had shrunk...I was told to stop wearing skinny jeans by this white slave owning doctor.  I told him I was a hipster douche and could not stop wearing skinny jeans and reported him to obamayouth and SEIU.

I signed up for obama care, and I told my doctor after receiving a bukakke my eyes started burning and just kept burning for days afterwards...I had to explain to the doctor what a bukakke was, OMG he didnt even know like WTF!!! I got a free STD exam!!!!!

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Jethro
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#GetClubbed...like a baby seal.

#GetClobbered

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:12 | Link to Comment Uncle Remus
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"The Punk And The Godfather"

[PUNK:]
You declared you would be three inches taller
You only became what we made you.
Thought you were chasing a destiny calling
You only earned what we gave you.
You fell and cried as our people were starving,
Now you know that we blame you.
You tried to walk on the trail we were carving,
Now you know that we framed you.

[G.F.:]
I'm the guy in the sky
Flying high Flashing eyes
No surprise I told lies
I'm the punk in the gutter
I'm the new president
But I grew and I bent
Don't you know? don't it show?
I'm the punk with the stutter.
My my my my my mmmm my my my.

GGGGG-g-g-g-g generation.

[PUNK:]
We tried to speak between lines of oration
You could only repeat what we told you.
Your axe belongs to a dying nation,
They don't know that we own you.
You're watching movies trying to find the feelers,
You only see what we show you.
We're the slaves of the phony leaders
Breathe the air we have blown you.

[G.F.:]
I'm the guy [etc.]

I have to be careful not to preach
I can't pretend that I can teach,
And yet I've lived your future out
By pounding stages like a clown.
And on the dance floor broken glass,
The bloody faces slowly pass,
The broken seats in empty rows,
It all belongs to me you know.

[PUNK:]
You declared [etc.]

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:23 | Link to Comment Bawneee Fwank
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The Obamacare video contest winners are in, and you won't believe how bad they are

 

http://washingtonexaminer.com/the-obamacare-video-contest-winners-are-in...

 

 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:24 | Link to Comment sister tika
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Hilarious comment thread.  One of the funniest I've ever read at this website. 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment replaceme
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#JustWhenYouThoughtItCouldntGetAnyCreepier

Big Brother is blushing at this cat.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:25 | Link to Comment pupdog1
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Did he issue them lederhosen and youth knives?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:36 | Link to Comment Clowns on Acid
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yeh...what about the salute and heel clciking ?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:28 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:30 | Link to Comment Zero Point
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Keith Alexander NSA and Obama FSA ... Both telling their employees what to talk to their friends about.

Fuck me.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 17:37 | Link to Comment djsmps
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From Bloomberg today:

Youth Break With President on Obamacare Support in Poll
Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment F.A. Hayek
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I think an earlier poster's idea is great and we need to get it off the ground - we need to turn this into an #askjpm moment for the Messiah. I can't be the catalyst, however - I do not have a Twatter account...Volunteers?

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Blano
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I'm trying to do my part.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:12 | Link to Comment ThisIsBob
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Don't short change youth.  The two in my household checked the Twitter for me and the verdict was "retarded."

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Hobbleknee
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Finally some good news. Thanks :)

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:18 | Link to Comment stiler
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the Obama Youth Corpse.

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:20 | Link to Comment ImpotentRage
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I wonder how many of these tools preaching this will #GetCovered themselves...

If anyone knows how, please round up the stats on that :P

Cause this shit is funny, after all the doom and gloom announcements about the "young invincibles" refusing to sign up, Obama is going to enlist their aid in trying to convince others to do so...

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:25 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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Isnt the idea to get the younger UE and under-employed free healthcare via subsidies and thus insure years of Dem voters? 

Wed, 12/04/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment monad
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