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Bitcoinaires Take To The Streets

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While Newport Beach Lamborghini dealerships may be engaging in marketing gimmicks such as exchanging the 'explosively volatile' Bitcoins for Teslas; the true Bitcoinaires opt for something more internally combustible...

 

 

h/t @PharmakoiBoy

 

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Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:52 | 4231175 MeelionDollerBogus
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OK that's it - are you MDB? 2.0? SRSLY?
MDB 1.0 = treasuries
mdb 2.0 = bitcoinz to a berzeeelion dollerrrs?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:26 | 4229743 walküre
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Funny when the guy parked behind the Lotus is among the idiots buying BTC at $1200.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:28 | 4229757 fonestar
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Will he still be an idiot when Bitcoin is five and six figures?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:34 | 4230029 delacroix
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yes, a rich idiot.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:37 | 4230042 Bay of Pigs
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You said seven figures yesterday.

You are a shameless shill, worse than anyone I've ever seen on ZH.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:42 | 4230075 fonestar
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five, six, seven, eight, nine digits... they are all just numbers and are totally meaningless.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:51 | 4231171 MeelionDollerBogus
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that's bitcoin itself - just numbers and meaningless.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:44 | 4231158 MeelionDollerBogus
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Absolutely: 6 figures, 0.000001, and more the fool.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:43 | 4229832 Bunga Bunga
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The same idiots who bought when bitcoin hit $30 or $260?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:20 | 4229966 walküre
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just like the early penny stocks, it was much less crowded then and it was much less promoted

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:45 | 4229770 TruthInSunshine
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bitcoin, schmitcoin..

I'm currently mining slutcoins. They were invented by someone who calls themself Suckonmato Slutoshi, and are widely accepted in exchange for sexual favors.

 

OT but oh so delicious:

New Allegations from Fired Examiner Describe Chaotic Workplace at New York Fed

New Allegations from Fired Examiner Describe Chaotic Workplace at New York Fed

Just a few exerpts:

An amended lawsuit by fired bank examiner Carmen Segarra describes a chaotic work environment at her old employer, the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, alleging that lines of authority were unclear and bad behavior by a supervised bank went unexamined.

 

Segarra claims she was terminated for refusing to change her finding that Goldman Sachs did not have appropriate policies for handling conflicts of interest in its business dealings. Her complaint alleges that the senior supervising officer for the Fed at Goldman, Michael Silva, and his deputy, Michael Koh, obstructed her examination of Goldman on several occasions.

 

Segarra’s lawsuit alleges that she was never given a complete job description and describes tensions that existed between Segarra and Fed staff embedded at Goldman who had previously performed aspects of her job. Some of the embedded staff, including Silva, did not agree with Segarra’s interpretations of Goldman’s activities regarding conflicts, according to the complaint.

 

While at the New York Fed, Segarra had a direct supervisor, Jonathon Kim, who oversaw legal and compliance specialist examiners stationed at several banks. According to the amended complaint, Kim, also a defendant, told Segarra that the Fed “had failed to clearly articulate the different roles of [the relationship managers] and bank examiners.”

 

When Segarra complained about the obstruction, the complaint says, Kim told her she needed to learn “the critical skills of ‘absorbing and diffusing.’”


“They allowed this lack of clarity to interfere with Carmen’s bank examining activity,” said Segarra’s attorney, Linda Steagle. “In fact we are saying that this amorphous structure exists, in large part, so they can do exactly that.


Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:50 | 4229867 Herd Redirectio...
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"absorbing and diffusing."

In other words, "Let it go".

Jonathon Kim: "She thinks she's stumbled onto some secret that GS runs the world central banks!" (may or may not have been actually stated by J Kim)

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:49 | 4229865 Kirk2NCC1701
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Notice the COLOR of the car? GOLDEN yellow.  Oh the irony.

Like I keep saying:  AU+BTC = Picture-perfect, Model Couple.  What one won't do for you (in a given situation), the other one will.  ;-)

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:14 | 4229952 SILVERGEDDON
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Hey, ten four - you are dead wrong on the depreciating asset thing.

Lotus Elise and Exige were produced in miniscule numbers from 2005 to 2011 only, when they lost their exemption to put side airbag - less cars into the US market.

As a result of being a bulletproof reliable track car that is street legal, they have been creeping up in price for the last 3 years on resale.

You can buy one, put 10,000 miles on it, and sell it for what you paid for it in two years.

It is a modern classic car - good looks, great performance, reliable, and awesome fuel economy.

That there boy was a smart buyer.

Better to have the car than some electronic dingleberrys that make metals volatility look like a stable marketplace..........................

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:46 | 4230035 firstdivision
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The problem is the BTC depreciate at a larger vector, so in essence the buy was protecting against inflation since it would now take more BTC's to buy the same car with the same mileage.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:15 | 4230673 Advoc8tr
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???? As a deflationary currency it will require LESS coins to purchase the car in the future - it appreciates in relation to FIAT.  The constant incentive to hold rather than buy useless shit you don't need and only spend on productive stuff that can achieve a better return than the inherent deflation is yet another benefit.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:23 | 4229731 viahj
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I'm sure that the IRS is interested, untraceable my ass.  idiot.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:27 | 4229751 fonestar
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Tell me how they are going to track you?  Idiot.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:35 | 4229792 ParkAveFlasher
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:36 | 4229806 AmericasCicero
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yeah, as if theyll be unable to find a bright yellow lotus registered to washington state.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:37 | 4229811 fonestar
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Burden of proof.  What wallet.dat officer?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:45 | 4229852 firstdivision
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Simple, the one that the NSA a copy of in their Utah database.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:30 | 4230014 fonestar
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Right, the same CIA & NSA that spent the last fifty years undermining faith in the US Dollar?  Drool on conspiratard....

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:38 | 4230050 firstdivision
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If you think BTC are untraceable, then you have no clue how the internet/software works.  Additionally, they have the backdoor into BTC's as they got into Silk Roads account and confiscated their BTC's.  But why let facts and reason get in the way of name calling and soapboxing. 

 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:45 | 4230086 fonestar
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Nobody is claiming that Bitcoins are untraceable.  Bitcoins are a public, distributed ledger system.  People using Bitcoin can choose to become untraceable.

Any more FUD I can help you with?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:37 | 4230280 Mad Mohel
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You dumb SOB, in one sentence you say, "Tell me how they are going to track you?  Idiot."    Then two posts down you say, "Nobody is claiming that Bitcoins are untraceable."

Look you POS just come out and give your sales pitch, so we can all shit on you and be done. What do you want to sell? You selling hardware or you selling BTC themselves? You can't be that much of a dickhead to fill these boards with so much bullshit unless you are trying sell. And on the off chance you aren't trying to sell, then you need to get yourself checked ASAP, because you got problems in your head and Satoshi on your breath.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:12 | 4230423 akak
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This Fonestar bastard has so shamelessly trolled and polluted so many ZH threads lately that I am now going to call on Tyler to exercise the rare but necessary ZeroHedge ban.  I am sick to death already of his blatant trolling, and his endless pushing and shilling of his bitcoin crap in EVERY possible thread, usually in a totally off-topic manner.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:26 | 4230515 Wen_Dat
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annoying yes, but banning people is bitch

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:45 | 4230563 akak
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You are wrong.  And have a muddle-headed and misguided notion of "free speech".

Banning is the ONLY appropriate, and effective, means of countering the obvious troll, and is not only justified but DEMANDED in certain (fortunately rare) circumstances and cases.

Tyler has exercised that option on a number of occasions, such as with the egregious gold-bashing trolls several years ago, and the malicious and dishonest "HarryWanger" who was trolling for his own nefarious purposes around the same time.  Those were justified and appropriate reactions to those who not only did not add to the discussion here (or in any forum), but who diverted, incited and attacked it instead.

By the sheer volume of his posts, Fonestar clearly counts as a troll in my book.  The fact that his innumerable posts are endlessly monotonous in their shilling for bitcoin only adds to his offenses.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:25 | 4230700 Advoc8tr
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I respectfully disagree. You may hold the opinion that he is a troll and that free speech is negotiable - others don't.  I only see him responding in kind to a much greater volume of anti-bitcoin vitriol.  In my opinion those who who have nothing to offer but snark (and there are many) should be first on your "list"

We are here to debate ideas not throw a dummy spit because someone offers a differing point of view.

Just Ignore it if you think it is rubbish. I think an honest assesment of historical threads will show he ramps up only after being baited and attacked - not before.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:39 | 4230717 akak
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And I respectfully disagree with you.

I have seen Fonestar lately divert MANY threads and topics of conversation into bitcoin, in many threads under articles which had NOTHING to do with it.  In fact, out of the thousands of posts that he has made here in the last few months (undoubtedly far more than I have made on ZH in my almost four years here), I dare say that NONE of them dealt with any topic OTHER than bitcoin.

At the very least, he deserves a stern warning from the Tylers.  NOBODY should be allowed to monopolize the conversation here to the extent that Fonestar has been doing lately.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:35 | 4231137 MeelionDollerBogus
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+1

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:37 | 4231140 MeelionDollerBogus
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I won't miss the troll. He is a thread-polluter.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:32 | 4231123 MeelionDollerBogus
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almost EVERY pro-bitcoin-tard here is saying bitcoins are untraceable.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:12 | 4229921 WOAR
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If you can't prove that you have the money, then the car is stolen.

Now you get life behind bars for stealing millions of someone else's money, and their car. Nevermind that the person you stole from doesn't exist...

Burden of proof is on you to prove your case that it is your car, bought with your money, which means revealing your wallet.dat.

Bitcoin reminds me of this comic.

http://xkcd.com/538/

EDIT:

And if you do reveal your wallet, they got you on tax evasion, and they'll take your car and money anyway.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:28 | 4230007 DaddyO
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The Tax Man Cometh!

No stopping the Tax Man...

DaddyO

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:45 | 4230089 fonestar
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Satoshi > Taxman

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:29 | 4231115 MeelionDollerBogus
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satoshi = no guns
tax man = all the guns
That's how it is.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:28 | 4231098 MeelionDollerBogus
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burden of proof is on you when it's the IRS.
You ought to know this by now.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:02 | 4229905 Kirk2NCC1701
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Chances are, if he was foresighted enough to get rich on BTC, that he had enough Brains+Foresight+Balls to have bought or earned MSFT stock.  Or cashed in his MSFT options from work. That'd satisfy everyone: Plausible Alibi.

Ever heard of the expression "Million-dollar Porsche"?  Yeah, those were the guys who cashed in $100k in MSFT stock (from work) to buy their Carrera, when the stock later became worth $1M.

Good for him!  No envy here.  Only genuine happiness for the guy/gal.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:39 | 4229819 Winston Churchill
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Its called forensic accounting fonestar.They look at what you have ,and tax you on the implied income.

The IRS is already using google maps to look at targets real estate.Better not park that

in front of your house.Have some explaining to do.Guilty until proven innocent.

Ostentation will get you creamed.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:55 | 4229881 Kirk2NCC1701
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But, but... This is 'Merica!  Home of the Brave, Land of the Free!  /s

What, you never heard of... CASINOS!?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:20 | 4229969 WOAR
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Casinos take your social security number if you cash out above a certain amount. Just so that the feds know EXACTLY who has that kind of money.

So it can be taxed. And controlled.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:43 | 4229975 Kirk2NCC1701
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Fuck me!  Goes to show how much time I spend in casinos.  Good to know.  Thx.

Note to self:  Spend more time in foreign casinos when abroad, and always win < $10k.  Or spend everything over the $10k on... Precious, happy endings, or... whatever.  ;-) 

Then use accumulated winnings from multiple trips, to invest into an LLC (as Shareholder Equity), with said LLC buying the toy/status car or asset.  Then, if/when you get pulled over, you're just driving the "company car".  Likewise, if some guy from a driving 'incidence' (irate biker you really did not see) wants to track you down by your plates, you still have the LLC as a privacy shield -- and not said irate guy on your doorstep.  :-)

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:41 | 4229890 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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There are ways to insulate yourself from those forensic accounting discovery methods but hubris and greed tend to be a forensic accountants greatest ally in doing their job.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:29 | 4230016 ThisIsBob
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I wonder of the government gets faster updates and higher resolution from those nice folks at Google?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:39 | 4229879 rubiconsolutions
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"Tell me how they are going to track you?  Idiot."

Uh, ever heard of Bluffdale, Utah? They haven't built that humongous data center to play Pong. Hell, for all you know they are mining BTC to get a corner on the market and then dump them or otherwise dispose of them. Kind of like this guy

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:14 | 4229948 Svendblaaskaeg
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"Tell me how they are going to track you? Idiot"

tire prints?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:28 | 4230013 redux2redux
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DMV

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:59 | 4229903 seek
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Uh, you realize you can put currency trading profits on your taxes, pay the tax and be legal, right?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:18 | 4229968 dracos_ghost
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The IRS has officially classified BitCoin as a currency?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:42 | 4230070 rubiconsolutions
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"The IRS has officially classified BitCoin as a currency?"

They don't have to. The 16th enamendment did the job by declaring - "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived,...." Bitcoin, barter, African trade beads, doesn't matter. They will tax anything that moves.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:06 | 4230072 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Doesn't matter what it was you traded (as long as it is legal) only the profit part they are interested in for taxation purposes.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:56 | 4230376 dracos_ghost
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Not being sarcastic. Accountants don't know how to classify as capital gains or ordinary income. Sort of like tax treatment of PSLV vs SLV.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:20 | 4229967 Conman
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Thanks for reaffirming that zh is not the place to go for car knowledge. 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:22 | 4229719 Grande Tetons
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Nothing more prudent than advertising your wealth. 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:27 | 4229753 seek
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Right after the '08 crash I traded by Porsche for a Jeep for that very reason.

The 80% are outright hostile towards wealth, regarless if it was acquired through hard work or not. Prudence demands a low profile these days.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:29 | 4229776 fonestar
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The anti-Bitcoiners hate profits.  Just like socialists I know and they believe quasi-religious type suffrage... that you should just mope, sulk and sit on top of your oldcoin holding a shotgun.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:59 | 4229900 Crash Overide
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Even though I have a tech back round I am staying out of BTC, there are too many unanswered questions and I think it might be a government psyop. Just my opinion.

It's entertaining to watch though, the swings are pretty funny.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:17 | 4229958 silverserfer
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bitcoin might be a Govt psyop? Look at fonestar his avatar and handle appear in wikipedia whe you search "mindfucked"

 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:11 | 4231044 MeelionDollerBogus
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no, as an anti-bitcoiner if you're taking "profits" it's in DOLLARS which means you're also anti-bitcoin and pro-dollar.
You're one of us, just PRETENDING not to be.
It's that dishonesty which is uncool.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:21 | 4229722 Bunga Bunga
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Remembers me on the "THXAOL" license plate on a Porsche.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:06 | 4229920 Kirk2NCC1701
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Or the MSFT 1, MSFT 2, MSFT4ME... plates on Porsches.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:22 | 4229723 ZH Snob
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and you all laughed at fonestar.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:24 | 4229737 hedgeless_horseman
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Maybe that is fonestar?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:27 | 4229764 debtor of last ...
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Nah.. he's working on his drivers licence.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:29 | 4229766 ZH Snob
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um, exactly

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:24 | 4229739 Grande Tetons
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Fonestar is from Canada. His vanity plate is at the back of a dog sled. 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:32 | 4229781 fonestar
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try toboggan

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:44 | 4230084 Holleyman
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How many bitcoins for a good husky wheel dog now-a-days?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:11 | 4231035 MeelionDollerBogus
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no snowmobile?
Luddite.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:22 | 4229727 cro_maat
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Jamie Dimon's other car.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:23 | 4229738 LetThemEatRand
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Does Corzine have a license plate that reads "UR Money"?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:28 | 4229768 AmericasCicero
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Maybe, but I know Bernanke has that same plate on his helicopter.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:12 | 4229946 Pseudonymous
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Not MY money though. Inflate all you want.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:26 | 4229744 Dr. Engali
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Fuck....I've been spotted. Now I have to change my plate.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:29 | 4229777 kito
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doc, you move around too much. first indiana, then washington. who's after you?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:39 | 4229824 Dr. Engali
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My wife and three kids. Somehow they keep finding me :)

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:42 | 4229834 kito
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LOL! 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:25 | 4230243 ReligiousAtheist1
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You made my day with that comment LMFAO

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:28 | 4229761 firstdivision
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Will all these BTC pushers be laughing in a year's time when the world realizes that BTC are worth nothing, much like those Dutch in May of 1637

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:29 | 4229775 AmericasCicero
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They will if they are sitting in a Lotus

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:22 | 4230230 Agent P
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Money can't buy happiness...but it can buy a Lotus, and have you ever seen someone frowning while driving a Lotus? 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:33 | 4229785 Bunga Bunga
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Tulip mania lasted for 7 month, which was like a wink for that time.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:43 | 4229833 fonestar
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....and the virtual currencies will last for centuries or millenia.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:47 | 4229859 Bunga Bunga
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I care only for the time I am alive.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:08 | 4231022 MeelionDollerBogus
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are you smoking the highest grade of crack ever invented at over-unity Tesla-powered purity?
Seriously?
The grid ITSELF won't even exist then, no iphones will exist then, no ipads, probably no wired networks at all, and you think bitcoin will be around?
The very essence of what must be built to OPERATE bitcoin won't be around then.
By that time we'll be living off the land again & using barter.
For the higher-tech we'll have bioengineered machines WITHIN our bodies to help produce vitamins, medicine & to co-process our own thinking power & customize our immune systems.

Man, you are dope. And a dope.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:31 | 4229782 Reader1
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Wow, what a car!  I'm glad I got to see it before it was all keyed up.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:58 | 4229901 Meat Hammer
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It needs a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, you're about to become Hellfire collateral damage".

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:34 | 4229787 Oldballplayer
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Dont you guys get tired of all of the Bitcoin buillshit.  Either you think it works or it doesnt.  What you all do, going back and forth like a bunch of bitchez doesnt add one bit to the discussion.

Just once I would like to see an intellgent give and take on this thing.  Its all Fonestar vs the neanderthal luddites.

Its not even good fightclub.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:55 | 4229894 digi
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But why have a sensible discussion when you can copy paste the same old bullshit from threads of yore and pollute the comments until they are made pages deep with trash?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:01 | 4230991 MeelionDollerBogus
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'Tis the season to be trolling
trolololololol

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:00 | 4229908 BandGap
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Let whoever wants to invest, invest. Everyone has a right to lose money.

Fuck, I bought silver at $36 and I'm still waiting for the glory days.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:30 | 4230713 Crisismode
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You are going to wait only about another 6 - 12 months.

And then you will be laughing.

 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:39 | 4230047 cro_maat
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Just because I don't buy the latest iPhone that allows the NSA to distribute my fingerprints to any and all law enforcement agencies does not mean that I am a luddite. I would bet that many a prudent ZH'er would trade Bitcoin if it could be definitively proved to be 1.) based on something tangible (encryption / anonymity are good for transaction value but not store of value) 2.) transparent (who is Satoshi? Uncle Ben Bernanke? Jamie Dimon? and what is the ultimate agenda?) 3. proved to be a fair market (there have been numerous stories of delays in deliveries of currency after cashing out of Bitcoin and now we are seeing stories of Wall Street FX players creating numerous accounts along with new Bitcoin FX platforms, Options on Bitcoin and ETFs.)

The bottom line is even if you overlook numbers 1 and 2 you still would have to spend most of your day researching, studying charts, and chatting with other Bitcoin traders in  order to have a chance at consistently making a profit with Bitcoin. Except that I doubt the consistent part of that equation. At the end of the day my view is that Bitcoin is a ponzi scheme just as the FED is a ponzi scheme. I personally don't want to be the greater fool when the music stops.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 21:22 | 4231255 digi
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"1.) based on something tangible"

This seems like a pretty arbitrary requirement, most dollars aren't tangible, stocks aren't tangible. It's an accounting system with limited units of account, as more people want to use the system those bitcoin units will have to go up in value.

"2.) transparent"

The system is open source meaning you can see all of it's inner workings. It's a public transaction ledger that everyone can see. I'm really not sure how you could get much more transparent than this. Knowing what one of the many developers mom named them at birth isn't going to provide you any more usefull information than what is already available.

"3. proved to be a fair market"

This is probably the fairest market in existence right now, mostly due to it being the least regulated. You will always have big players moving weight to gain profit, that's part of a free market. Some people around here like to equate volatility with unfairness but that just isn't the case.

As for making profit, that isn't what cryptocurrency is about. It's about being able to transact without corrupted middlemen. That's not to say there isn't profit to be made. As you probably know there are many speculators buying up coins and holding them with the thought that adoption will increase. Seems like as good a bet as any other nowadays.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 19:56 | 4230974 MeelionDollerBogus
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It's not "neanderthal luddites" to say bitcoiners control ZERO parts of the underlying network (fibre, cables, satellite, etc.), and have only a fraction of the true super-computing power available, and it's not luddites warning you the majority of devices computing bitcoin & holding digital wallets are compromised windoze machines.
that's the FACTS.
You get it so far?

Bitcoin's worth NOTHING, it has no intrinsic value. It's on a compromised set of subnetworks & devices - that much has easily been proven.

It's traded on fiat exchanges for which printed money is endless from central banks, compromising it yet another time (as are many digital goods, traded swaps, not just bitcoin, just as digital gold/silver are compromised in that manner, as they aren't the real thing).

We're not luddites we're just smart enough to keep real money safe off compromised systems.

Show me any error. Try me.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 21:43 | 4231295 digi
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"bitcoiners control ZERO parts of the underlying network (fibre, cables, satellite, etc.)"

That's the beauty and the entire point of cryptography. Being able to send information confidentially over a compromised communication channel. This is design goal #1 of bitcoin. At no point is the network assumed to be secure in the bitcoin code, only operational. So, short of governments restricting their citizens from internet access there are no problems with snooping.

"the majority of devices computing bitcoin & holding digital wallets are compromised windoze machines"

That's the fault of the user not the system. The majority of miners run linux now since they are all ASICs. Wallets will be moving to ASIC platforms soon as well. Bitcoin already has it's own silicon and it will be getting it's own low level Operating Systems as well.

"Bitcoin's worth NOTHING, it has no intrinsic value. It's on a compromised set of subnetworks & devices"

The market doesn't seem to agree with you. As I have already pointed out being on a compromised network is irrelevant and using a compromised system is the users choice and is not a failure on bitcoins part. Intrinsic value is certainly relative to the situation if you were to even argue such a thing exists. Does a system of account that allows you to store and retrieve value without being detected have no value in a country who is clamping down on citizens? Does a wheelbarrow of gold have value when all exits are covered by armed guards with metal detectors? Value depends on the situation.

"It's traded on fiat exchanges for which printed money is endless from central banks, compromising it yet another time"

As you pointed out this applies to basically everything. I can buy real physical gold with the endlessly printed paper from the FED. Does that invalidate gold as a usefull currency? Of course not. Bitcoin actually holds a great advantage in this area in that the ledger is public and you can't claim to have bitcoins for sale that you don't own as is often done with paper gold. The reason gold is attacked in this way is because it is inconvienent to transfer gold across great distances so people have resorted to using middlemen which gives them the power to become manipulators. With bitcoin there is no reason to accept a promise to recieve bitcoins when there is no inconvienence invloved with delivering and holding the real thing.

"We're not luddites"

I don't think OP was referring to you. He is talking about the people who just post the same thing over and over again with no thought involved and no questions or new ideas being presented. I wouldn't even be able to respond to those posts like I was able to respond to yours. You at least presented points of concern instead of just posting "TULIPS BITCHEZ".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 17:58 | 4233907 MeelionDollerBogus
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None of the benefits of cryptography stop TRAFFIC ANALYSIS. NONE of the benefits of cryptography are used in BITCOIN.
You must control THE PHYSICAL network or every MAC, IP address is open & every geographic location.
ALL of them. You need tight-beam LASER optic or private hidden FIBRE optic, you can't even use scrambled digital HAM radio because your location is exposed by PHYSICS.
The content of the bitcoin, to verify IF it is a bitcoin HAS NO VALUE because the TOTAL of all bitcoins has no value.
It would take far less computing power to create content like a voucher or a picture of an object which is of value & pgp-sign the location+object data to sell those, which are signed, and can be encrypted, and will be unique, yet not deflationary in size, and far from thousands of watts to produce a SINGLE voucher.

The compromising of the bitcoin transfer channels is not the content, it's the LOCATION at the end-points (finding them) and how they are compromised (majority:windoze, etc., as miners are not the majority of bitcoin holders, they're unloading them as fast as possible to pay for the ASIC systems, in DOLLARS).

windoze: "That's the fault of the user not the system" and yet that IS the system therefore if the SYSTEM (grid upon which bitcoin must be stored & transmitted to be used as a currency) is at fault the system CAN'T be used and it IS AT FAULT. IT CAN'T BE USED.
Think of saying the "dollar" is strong even if it was all digital and most (or all) of the transit systems it was in for moving, or stored in (bank accounts) were all COMPROMISED and everyone knew this. Similar argument, similar problem.

As for the market agreeing with me, YES IT DOES.
That's why the market for bitcoin is to seek DOLLARS using a speculation-bubble-spike & to find bag-holders.
The market will prove me wrong when all fiat exchanges for bitcoins close & all goods are priced in bitcoins.
That day isn't here & you know it.

"Intrinsic value is certainly relative to the situation "
It certainly is not. Intrinsic value is based purely from mass, charge, conductivity, malleability, rarity & other properties decided by the physics of the universe itself. It has no change from any level of faith of any person or market.

"Does a system of account that allows you to store and retrieve value without being detected have no value in a country who is clamping down on citizens"
It is gold - it has that value. Bitcoin is not that unit of account. It is easily confiscated & 100% detected.

A wheelbarrow of gold buys entire armies much less all the guns needed to fight and win against an army.
So yes, it is better than bitcoin.
"With bitcoin there is no reason to accept a promise to recieve bitcoins when there is no"
when there is no value to the actual bitcoins at all. They can't be made into anything & have NO correlation to the resources wasted to make their pattern vs anything (potentially nothing) that can be retrieved from the physical world (of dire need) in trade for the same bitcoins.

"You at least presented points of concern instead of just posting "TULIPS BITCHEZ"."
Well, thank you. On the other hand tulips are at least pretty & given they have DNA, one day when DNA-computing is ubiquitous everything with DNA will have far more value than bitcoin (or all our existing computers).

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:35 | 4229803 Sufiy
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Wake up and Smell the tulips - When will the Bitcoin Bubble burst?


 Madness of crowds is presented on the chart above and it is our top pick for the chart of 2013. Erik Steiner has created a very good presentation on Bitcoin: discussing in depth advantages and disadvantages of this particular crypto-currency and why it is now in the Bubble stage. His observations about the possibility that the Ponzi Scheme architecture is created by design in Bitcoin are very intriguing.   We will add that recent push of Bitcoin by Bank of America, CITI and Merrill Lynch are not very aligned with the "freedom fighters". It looks more and more that corporate interests are already running it wild if they were not the creators of "Gold 2.0" from the beginning in order to distract 99% from the real values of Gold and Silver.    Latest report from China shows that not all the world went crazy these days. http://sufiy.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/wake-up-and-smell-tulips-when-will.h...

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:37 | 4229813 Bunga Bunga
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Finally the RECOVERY is comin' we were never belivin'.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 19:19 | 4230845 TheHound73
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What bitcoin is not dead?  Ponzi tulip mania is not supposed to recover from crashes again and again.  Methinks we must work on a new narrative.  

Tip of the fedora to all the kind folks who sold me cheap coins over the weekend...

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 19:52 | 4230942 MeelionDollerBogus
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CHEAP?
Anything over $50 is expensive, anything over $5 is overvalued. By next week your "cheap" bitcoins will be $400. You just keep dreamin' that LSD dream.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:02 | 4230971 TheHound73
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Still waiting on the $140 coins you promised, homeslice. 

Now you up your game to $400? Ha! I'll be buying.

Already took 30% profit out from weekend's investment.

Under $10k for a coin is a bargain.  Just your word against mine......

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 18:40 | 4234003 MeelionDollerBogus
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140's still coming. The same time it will take to get there:

current to 500

500 to 200

200 to 50

I'd give it 2-4 weeks per interval, 140 will be in there along the way.

30% profit? It DROPPED in that time period not a rise.
You're fooling no one. You took a loss, the price is up TODAY which means you probably bought In again for further losses.

You're fooling no one but yourself.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:40 | 4229816 TalkToLind
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I feel great for those who made it out of Bitcoin with MOAR stuff.  However to me Bitcoin still seems like a game of musical chairs played over hot coals.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:43 | 4229843 fonestar
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I am a veteran of the Napster and Limewire wars.  To me, Bitcoin is like the best shit ever and victory is guaranteed.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:51 | 4229870 firstdivision
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...and both those lead to virus laden files and died a death no one cared to remember.  BTC same fate?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:54 | 4229884 Bunga Bunga
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If it runs on Windows, yes.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:15 | 4229954 Bangin7GramRocks
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What was the war? Which one could get you to download your N'Sync and 98 Degrees music?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:22 | 4229977 firstdivision
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To be fair, Napster was just MP3's (from my memory, which was quite alcohol infused in those days), while you could get lots of cracked software off of Limwire.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:15 | 4229956 cro_maat
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Victory is guaranteed for who?

Wall Street is already invested in Bitcoin and looking to run all of their FX ponzi schemes. Coinsetter is beta testing a Bitcoin FX trading platform. Options are now available on Bitcoin and the Winklevi twins are launching an ETF. HFT algos will soon link into these exchanges / platforms and the volatility will soon be controlled by the elite funnelling the majority of profits into their coffers. The easy Bitcoin profits for individuals are rapidly being institutionalized. If I had traded PM for Bitcoin last year or even this Summer I might hang on to a few to see where it all goes but without a direct inside view from the new ponzi players I would be a fool to play their game.

fonestar - yes, profits can be made but your (blind? naive? disingenuous?) faith in Bitcoin fools no one on this site.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 19:46 | 4230559 MeelionDollerBogus
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you call that a war? I pre-date you far before that.
What arrogance you have.
That was mere free software.
It has ZERO relevance that you are a "veteran" of it any more than you are a "veteran" of when the Back Street Boys first came out.
What utter bull. No wonder you have such a high opinion of yourself. Your entire perception of reality is off a few notches.

oh MY GEE.
I'm a veteran of the Campbell's Soup FORK VS SPOON WAR!
give your head a shake.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:51 | 4230764 forwardho
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Shit being the operative word.

Only monkeys win "victorys" by throwing it.

If one wished to explain what a ponzi scheme is, b/c would be perfect example.

Those in on the ground floor do well as long as they get out before the patsy figures out the lack of... well... anything of value.

Don't get me wrong, will always take advantage of the sucker born every minute rule. It would seem they are born for the fleeceing

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:46 | 4229847 Dave Thomas
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Whilst teetering on the spire of the Burj Dubai........

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:43 | 4229840 yield_curver
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bought 100 bitcoins at $40. maybe i should have sold half at 1,200...

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 22:22 | 4231384 Crisismode
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That's an awful lot of halves.

 

Must add up to 2 and a half, no?

250% Now there's a number I can believe in.

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 00:57 | 4231597 pipes
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I hope that's an attempt at humor.

 

Sell 50 (recoup original cost)

Sell 25 + $4k

Sell 12.5 +$4k

Sell 6.25 +$4k

Sell 3.125 +$4k

 

At which point you have parted with 96.875% of your BTC and recovered a total of $20,000, of which $4000was your original purchase. You still have 3.125% of your BTC left, and if you follow the pattern of selling half everytime the cost doubles...well...you can get the idea - especially when you consider the 8 decimal places behind a BTC...

 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 20:22 | 4231074 pipes
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I'd sell 4 when it hits 1000 again tomorrow, and then sit on the other 96 til at least 100k.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:44 | 4229844 RockRiver
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New Allegations from Fired Examiner Describe Chaotic Workplace at New York Fed

New Allegations from Fired Examiner Describe Chaotic Workplace at New York Fed

 

 

 

She was lucky to have been fired and not killed.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:43 | 4229846 LetsGetPhysical
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Nothing says douchebag more than a yellow sports car with a bitcoin license plate. 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:00 | 4229902 firstdivision
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What sound is made when a truck filled with water and vinegar turns a corner?

Douche!

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 14:46 | 4229856 Yen Cross
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    Fitting car for a Bitchit stacker. No storage space required for virtual Bitchits...

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:03 | 4229915 magne13
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Tried getting the plate 2 months ago in ILL but it was not available...I found it hard to believe someone already had it, the guy at the DMV was shocked too, because obviously he never heard of BITCOIN, he actually asked what the hell it was as before he entered the info, he thought for sure that nobody would have that....oh well

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:09 | 4229932 Bunga Bunga
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bitcoinaire.com Whois History: 16 records have been archived since 2011-06-05 .

http://whois.domaintools.com/bitcoinaire.com

Looks like this guy was pretty much ahead of time.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:14 | 4229951 Conman
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So uhmmm.. are you implying a Lotus Elise is a luxury car? Lol. Its priced lower than mid range BMW, Mercedes, AUdis. Thanks for tha laughs today.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 18:52 | 4230769 Dre4dwolf
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people dont realize that lotus is actually pretty affordable ;p

Thing looks like a 600,000$ super car but costs 50 k lol

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:19 | 4229962 Audacity17
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Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal  --Matthew 6:19

 

Rather, secure for yourselves an encrypted treasure, stored in an eternal storage.  --Matthew 6:20?


Mon, 12/09/2013 - 23:09 | 4231475 thisandthat
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Rusty gold - now there's something new!...

Rather, secure for yourselves an encrypted treasure, stored in an eternal storage.  --Matthew 6:20?

As we're all so well aware, hdd lifespan is no longer what it apparently used to be (maybe they can salvage a few from archaeological sites, so we can learn how to properly build them)...

More like..

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon servers, where failures and crashes doth corrupt, and where thieves break into and steal  --Matthew 6:20 v2.0 (fixes broken v1.0)

...though.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:30 | 4230015 Meat Hammer
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fonestar, would you be so kind as to provide step-by-step instructions on how to set up a secure offline cold-storage wallet and also your recommendation for the most convenient way to buy more BTC?

Thanks in advance.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:55 | 4230118 Kirk2NCC1701
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Unless he can suggest others, I'd give electrum.org a shot.  Worked for me.

But I lost my cold wallet along with my gold, in a recent boating accident.  Cold gold and cold wallet are now in a lake.  ;-(

Luckily I backed up my cold wallet.  Wish I could've done the same for my Precious.  ;-)

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:57 | 4230389 Alpha Monkey
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I used this tutorial for cold storage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsyPfiENwQU

I have an account with Mt Gox and haven't had any problems wiring money.  But my first purchase was made with Localbitcoins.com. It was an easy way to do a cash transaction.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:08 | 4230440 Meat Hammer
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Thanks, Monkey.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 22:54 | 4231449 mijev
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I haven't checked this out yet but I will tomorrow.You'll still need a paper backup.

 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=36663.0;all

Also take a look at an android app called Mycelium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8FmwbgJuLM

 

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:31 | 4230022 Intoxicologist
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True story: Whilst serving time in prison, a friend of mine made his own mother's vanity plate for her car.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:38 | 4230045 Meat Hammer
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Did it say IH8UMOM?

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:55 | 4230124 Kirk2NCC1701
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If it was Jeffrey Dahmer, it probalby says I8 MOM.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:47 | 4230344 Intoxicologist
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Funny. 

Right state, wrong felon.  I think it said, LUV2BFREE

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 15:32 | 4230030 ThisIsBob
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Jerk is driving around just asking for a hit on the head.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:09 | 4230177 Kirk2NCC1701
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Hmm, unless you're being sarcastic... Have we as a society really fallen so far, that we no longer celebrate success, but envy and ridicule it? 

Reminds me of the Serf mentality of the Middle Ages, where the Aristocracy managed to train their Subjects* to self-regulate:  Whenever someone got too 'uppity', his peers would tear him down.  The implication being:  "How dare you think or act as if you're any better than us or on a higher station than we are!?"  Worked for centuries, right up until WW2.  Perhaps it never went away completely in some places, I'm guessing.

* FYI, US Citizens and LPRs (Lawful Permanent Residents, aka Green Card people) are now referred to as "US Subjects" by our civil servants in the DOJ and IRS.

Some "free-market libertarians" we got here.

p.s. Note that I did not junk you, but merely offered a different perspective (in a civil manner), in case you were serious.  Cheers.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:07 | 4230167 Reader1
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Count DaBitcoin! Count DaBitcoin!

"DiBeetcuoin."

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:48 | 4230227 giggler321
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I figured I'd sell Daniel my car, you know, some yellow things just ain't the same and for some reason he bought it...

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:23 | 4230233 squid427
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I love the argument " but it doesn't exist in the real world" neither does the internet and here we are communicating on it and doing business on it and making a living on it.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:32 | 4230537 MeelionDollerBogus
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the Internet DOES exist in the real world.
It's fibre-optic cables, servers, RAID drives, cooling units, power generation stations, various gigabit ethernet devices, wireless devices & protocols...
all of these are PHYSICAL things with CIRCUITS.
Bitcoin is just a pattern WITHIN the Internet, not a physical thing, it has no structure of atoms.
The Internet actually does.
What's REPEATED using the Internet has no physical structure but ephemeral photons & electrons for transit.
What's HOLDING the information is solid, tangible goods.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 19:53 | 4230958 Ocean22
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And yet it exists. Weird.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 19:38 | 4234172 MeelionDollerBogus
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as do spiderwebs, though webs have much more utility than bit-conz.
They are very impermanent.

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 16:46 | 4230325 RockRiver
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Fonestar,

 

Honest question for you... Which of the sites do you recommend for a bitcoin account? I am familiar with Mt. Gox as one option, are there better sites?

 

Thanks!

Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:36 | 4230555 auric1234
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If you're buying, Bitstamp is currently cheaper.

 

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