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Caption Contest: If Gold Is Broken, They "Fix" It
Much has been written recently about the rigged London "gold fixing" process, during which, as even Bloomberg recently covered, the price of gold is blatantly manipulated. One thing was, however, missing: a photo of the fixers in practice. Today, courtesy of German WiWo, we show just what said "fixing" looks like in real life every single day.
h/t @DrGideonGono
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"No, no fucking anchovies!"
I know that bunch, They are harmless unless you upset them in which case they will off you between phone calls. And that office is in Philly, not Britian, who you trying to kid?. The gang that runs it also runs a book on football that pays off in gold - sometimes.
I know that bunch, They are harmless unless you upset them in which case they will off you between phone calls. And that office is in Philly, not Britian, who you trying to kid?. The gang that runs it also runs a book on football that pays off in gold - sometimes.
"The Chinese will pay each of us $200 million if we can manage to supress the price of gold for another 12 months"
"If you can get me that redhead, I will give you the info"
"100,000 this time, no discounts, like yesterday"
"Make sure this transaction comes from my hidden account, right?"
Come On Guys... Give me a Number I can Work With...
"WTF... we're out of milk?"
Cabbagedollars
What do ya think, Charlie?
I dunno. What do you think, Bill?
Hmm... I dunno... how about you, Miles?
Huh? Don't know. You, Leroy?
Well, I talked with hussein and hussein says...
Those damn fuckers should be hanged immediately! The problem is: no pole would volunteer to be used for such a punishment! Damn bastards! Long live Gold (and Silver)!
The only reason they're on the phone is so that GCHQ and NSA can make a recording of it for posterity.
To be released for public scrutiny without any convictions and after all legal liability and statute of limitations have been exceeded upon their deaths at least 20 years later...
Here is an amusing story about ZH's avatar and fight club :
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/10/mike-tyson-brad-pitt-robin-giv...
No Fight Club Here! ‘Stoned’ Brad Pitt Begged Mike Tyson ‘Dude, Don’t Strike Me’ During Confrontation After He Started Dating His Estranged WifeHey its only Hollywood; we print the legend !
Please, I haven't had any action in months, but I'd never stoop so low as Robin Givens. And this article suggests that Brad, young Brad was romantically linked with it? Uh...I'm going to call the celebrity gossip mills out on their bullshit. Calling Pitt out on the bullshit as well, anyone can make anything up.
Well u should take that up with Mike Tyson.
He has had written an "authorised" biography of his life where this episode is highlighted.
Fight club hero is not what the legend says according to Iron Mike!
Actor. What part of actor you don't get.
He pretends to be something or someone he is not.
The fact that any of you are suprised that the actor is not really the part is quite shocking to me. What else have you been mind fucked by in the unreality of the TV/Radio/Movie propaganda stream....
Next thing you will tell me a 90 pound female detective on TV can't really toss around, punch out or beat up 250 pound thugs in the ghetto....
I said it was amusing how far an image can become legend.
Don't get hot under the collar 'cos the reality of humans can be contrary to the image...we all know that.
What is more evocative is the USE of the IMAGe by Media to become an ICONIC virtual "value system"....aka fight club meme.
Ya know...the Mafia image of "its only business" and "he sleeps with the fish" becoming "value systems" of populist folk lore, like it was the way to go. It just dumbs down society.
People lose their focus and take the image for reality like in Wal mart fight club during sales...Mad Men mystique of spin doctors and consequences. And, its a sign of the times in ALL of society.
Its now prevalent in WS... so what comes around is that derivative virtuality in money is more important than the REAL economy. Its staring you in the face, the sense of my logic on a larger scale.
Ben and Blankfein are in their own fight club mode to defend their turf, the hard earned wealth of the Oligarchs. UNtil some Iron Mike of real economy shows them up.
QED.
"I dare say good man, at this point, what difference does it make?"
a few guys missing connected via lightfiber phones during the fixing. 1 in every TBTF bank
OMGWTF
LOL
...and thus ends the "Gold Standard" fairytale...but go right ahead...
Buy Gold! What, with all the HyperInflation going on (sarc) ,you are surely going to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!
So I dial first, then blow and THEN say hallelujah, if it's going down?
Why the little British flag on their tables!!!!!
"You didn't panel that."
I used to be a sports repairman but now I am a Gold repairman.
"You're a dick, John","are you talking to me?""Not you John, the guy onthe other end of this phone". "But that is me you asshole!"
Kim Beokbinder, Fix You Good
We're gonna fix your problems, Oh oh, Oh oh?
And if you don't have problems, Oh oh, Oh oh?
We're gonna give you problems, Oh oh, Oh oh?
We've got lots of problems, Oh oh, Oh oh
Ha ha! If gold is broken "own" it.
That wood paneling. Can I get that at Home Depot?
If only the Paneling could talk....
"Yes, Lord Rothschild, we will post it immediately.
"As always.
"Thank you. Good day, your Lordship."
"just remember that the phones are bugged....so do the WRONG thing otherwise the shit will hit the fan."
These fuckers don't fix the economy, they break it.
New stories today may make it harder for this scam to go on. Try googling "Kitco sales tax fraud" for the latest from today's news.
Z
Hard Ass-ettes...."If you don't hold it [safely], you don't own it."
Ask the Honorable Corzine
"Uh, huh, uh huh, Mr. President..Thanks for the vote of confidence in us.., but fixing the gold price is a whole lot easier than fixing your healthcare mess..."
OT
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/nsa-spies-online-games-world-warcraft-second-life
Makin' Whoopie
Alot of dough
Alot of gold
The British Empire has been sold
We're in the money thanks to Frankie
we're making Whoopie
Washington is our ghetto
Rothschild is our king
Democracy is our motto
Think what a war can bring
I got Ben Shalom on the line, Mortimer, he's floating QE and there's no buyers again. Frank, what's Jamie's short position going to be today? The GS analyst is telling clients to go long today. Sounds like the fix is in--we'll drop it $25. Give me five minutes to get my wife's trades in to her broker in Bermuda. I will get Mr. Rothschild's piss bucket for his usual London Fix piss, let's have a cigar and call it a day.
'Yes, Mr Rothschild. Fixed.
Silver next? Yes, sir. No problem.'
They also fix the silver price daily.
WHY DO THEY FIX SILVER? According to them silver isn't money, or even a tier one asset. Why do they fix the price? Why not copper? It's because silver scares the SHIT out of them, that's why they fix the price. It's so goddamn obvious.
Is the price of anything NOT fixed (AKA manipulated)?
you tried to trade copper lately? every commodity is "fixed"
Guy on left:
Hey Guys, I need a phone.. anyone got a phone? I need a phone.. fuck.. they found more gold and I can't tell anyone.
"damn! it's hard to stay ahead of these small investor pricks, they keep buying & buying.. Hello, NSA? yes, you gotta do something about this, we can't keep this up (down) forever.."
Ben....What time is the CLUSTER FUCK?
Admiral in painting shouts, "Throw these landlubbers overboard!"
All the gold in California is in a bank in the middle of Beverly,,,, hey wait just a minute!!!!!
it looks like some santanic four corners bullshit with rothchilds, rockefellers, warbugs?, and some other family of limp wristed inbreeds phoning into their lackys.
their gold vaults are full and their schemes end is nigh.
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and your gold has been found wanting.
"OK, will do Janet. So....what are you wearing tonight....
The world is being saved by Dean Smith's four corner offense.
First you build up a big lead, and then you spread the offense. In this case, the accent on "offense" is on the second syllable.
Looks to me like they're fixin' ta sacrifice someone on that long table.
My thoughts exactly, just posted that and saw you beat me to it...
Scotland Yard? Yes, some bugger stole the portrait of Gordon Brown from the Fix door and left plywood in it's frame.
Look a bit closer. That is the cantilevered wall...masquerading as a door, of all things.
No Mr Bond...I expect you to die!
and you thought boiler rooms where busy places.
" Any newborns to sacrifice today?"
The old man in the center of the shot either has to go over the desk or under it to go home. That or they release him by moving furniture, or the wall he is against is cantilevered swinging around into another room. That's the room with the chessboard floor, Red Queen, the All Seeing Eye and Molec statue. From above, there are hundreds of desks all lined up in swastikas, hundreds of "Clarks" toiling away at nothing.