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As the world mourns the death of Nelson Mandela; following his oration, it seems President Obama has taken the opportunity to seek advice from world leaders on better managing his nation...

 

President Obama meets Cuba's Raul Castro...

 

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Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:03 | 4232085 Ivanovich
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If you like your Island, you can keep it.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:10 | 4232125 Stackers
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O'BoBo: So how do you get 100% employment  ?

Raul: We pretend to pay everyone and everyone pretends to work.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:17 | 4232173 knukles
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My Wookie's bigger than your Wookie!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232195 I am more equal...
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Kennedy tried to kick your brother's ass ...... I'm here to kiss your ass.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:25 | 4232220 Richard Chesler
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Tell Fidel he was right. The suckers will buy every lie no matter how absurd.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:32 | 4232258 Headbanger
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"Birds of a Feather.."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:43 | 4232294 kralizec
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Prez DonkeyPunched - "You got a strong grip there...can I come over later?".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:00 | 4232385 kaiserhoff
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Takes one to know one.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:20 | 4232462 hedgeless_horseman
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And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk, right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be ohhh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face of your T.V. ohh
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you; still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three ohh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi, ohh
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
You gave me power, in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be, ohh
I'm, the, cult, of, per, son, al, ity
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
Personality

Ask not what your country can do for you
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:28 | 4232497 orangedrinkandchips
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good shit. Great song.

 

One hit wonders are essential to life.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:54 | 4233203 Boris Alatovkrap
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Maybe is angle of photograph... but, is USSA President bow to Castro? Instinctual proclivity to bow is worth to make of note.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:56 | 4233220 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is surprise to see good rock and roll of Black American... why is so much cRAP music come from AmeriKa when obvious Jimmy Hendrix, Lenny Kravitz, et al is can to production of grizzle throb rock and roll...!?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:19 | 4232666 Pairadimes
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Nice post, HH.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:22 | 4232667 Kirk2NCC1701
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Don't underestimate the Cult of Personality.
It worked for Moshe/Moses, Yeshua/Jesus, G.Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, Reagan, Clinton. It also works for Ron Paul. And every successful leader. They all have a cult following, and a cult of their haters. It's the nature of polarizing leadership.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:00 | 4233038 remain calm
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Obama, "I have admired your family for a long time. My popularity is realy down, any advice?"

Castro, " Your citizens will only respect you when you start punishing the malcontent"

Obama, I have taken most of their wealth and hope"

Castro, "You must torture the mother fuckers"

Obama, "I plan to drone those who rise against me"

Castro, "Thats a good start, see you in Hawaii in 2 weeks we can talk more then"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:49 | 4232326 TuesdayBen
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Bowing is a trait of NPD, of the narcissist - google it. If in your twisted mind you feel others should bow before you, when you meet your peers, the urge to reciprocate is apparently irresistible.

A truly strange man. Gotta be one of the strangest men to ever live in the WH.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:49 | 4232342 Manthong
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He's really good at bowing.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4232403 Four chan
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you cant master sucking if you are bad at bowing.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4232422 Mike in GA
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Well he's sure mastered that!  He sucks more than any politician ever.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:00 | 4232832 Jumbotron
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He does that every day to Michelle.  Probably takes it up the ass from her as well.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:41 | 4233002 azzhatter
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The media is trying to out slobber each other over this. Rumor that Chris Matthews had a powerful orgasm that left something running down his leg. Christiane Amanpour was seen dry humping her Obama blow up doll and that  Rachel Maddow dude was seen using her strap on Wulf Blitzer

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:11 | 4232431 pavman
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And here I thought you said blowing.  My bad.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:44 | 4232550 Agent P
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To be fair, I think he's just bending over to talk to the little fella'. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 17:01 | 4233692 The_Dude
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He's fucking malaysian for petes'sake....it is that obvious...he doesn't identify with America culturally but has learned to live within it, critisize it and tear it apart when given the opportunity (and has attracted those with similar mindsets). 

Like most of the immigrants that come here today (becasue it is too easy to get here and stay here)....most of them look at it as an opportunity to change the place instead of joining/melding with it.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:09 | 4232877 DanDaley
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Tell Fidel that you met the Wrecking-Ball of America, and if you want to see how it's done, watch me, hermano, watch me.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232198 RSloane
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Obama to Castro: "We took in your boat people which were the dregs of your society. Get ready for ours."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariel_boatlift

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:56 | 4232368 TuesdayBen
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Any Americans rounded up and shipped out by Obama would likely be among America's finest, strongest, most courageous.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4232415 RSloane
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I agree. He likes his Americans uninformed, dependent, and helpless.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:15 | 4232646 knukles
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Registered Democrats!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:19 | 4232191 astroloungers
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Not even news worthy........looks like a Workers Of The World Unite! circle jerk.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:41 | 4232279 ZH Snob
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nice to meet you, Raul, but I brought along my autograph book for your brother, Fidel.  long time, big fan. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:52 | 4232775 azzhatter
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Raul, I brought you a photo album of me and I have an Ipod loaded with Boyz to Men stuff for you and Fidel to listen to. Hope you enjoy my photos

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:14 | 4232132 GetZeeGold
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Shook his hand AND bowed.......nice touch.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:14 | 4232164 firstdivision
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That's the symbolic version of "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:39 | 4232531 kralizec
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Just like Thursady nights in Indonesia...Prez Selfie is well prepared.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:26 | 4232222 PapSmear
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Under my healthcare plan the average family can save about $2500 per year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o65vMUk5so

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4232392 TuesdayBen
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The inexplicable magic of Gubmint!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:31 | 4232251 G.O.O.D
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Raul: first of all Barry err Barrak? yeah emm: ya  gota get all the guns away from the people or you will have a hellova time getting communism and the night of the long knives to fly.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:33 | 4232262 Jumbotron
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Can you help me with the whole Single Payer thing.....it's not working out so well back home.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:27 | 4232957 spenny
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HEY Castro! pull my finger

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:05 | 4232087 firstdivision
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Isn't this fake political war we have going fun and profitable.

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:06 | 4232088 TeamDepends
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Birds of a feather.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:39 | 4232277 Chief Kessler
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Where are the pictures of Bush tongueing with Saudi kings. Reagan kissing the Talibans ass.  Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam?  

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:46 | 4232316 Kayman
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ck

It's in the archives-look it up.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:52 | 4232354 Chief Kessler
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well then,

Obama says:  " Donkey show at midnight, I'm buying"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:51 | 4232355 somecallmetimmah
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Rasis.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:07 | 4232099 quasimodo
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Who is the guy to the right stratching like a monkey?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232122 Mad Mohel
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I believe that's Dr. Whitehand.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232143 knukles
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Boobie's other uncle making himself at home.

Ah, "When the Fascists Return to Pretoria!"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232162 Indian_Goldsmith
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lol, u racists!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:26 | 4232225 knukles
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Ya' know, I seriously don't think that many of such comments here are should be taken that way.  My own sick twisted humor is directed at the Progressives of the world who totally blindly, without vetting the man and just because he was black and available, elected him. 
That was racist.

Early suspicions of the "Premise of the Empty Suit" that many held appear to have had some traction.
After all, there are many incompetent mulattos from which to choose, very few capable ones.  By which I mean as measured on a scale.  After all, are we not searching for the best qualified people available?
Likewise, many incompetent white men
And many incompetent black men.
Well, the world got what it wanted.
To feel good about something that was totally another triumph of form over substance.
After all, the very nature of mankind these days is that no one is responsible for anything.
Including the voters.....
And now it's time to reap the consequences whatever they might be.

The real palative is rubbing the uberprogressive's noses in their fading dreams.

And just you wait till we're some neo-cons in orifice.
I'll bet the nature of the twisted truthy humor changes very little

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:43 | 4232288 Chief Kessler
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Vetting the man?  Like Dumbya dumbya doolitlle?  Had his first real job at 40?

Lets never elect an alcoholic again, ok ?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:50 | 4232350 Kayman
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ck

Another red herring. No one here has said Bush was bright or vetted. Read the archives and you might get a handle.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:52 | 4232353 knightowl77
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dubya was bad...obambam is worse...by an order of magnitude

 

dubya was downhill @ 60mph....obambam has it floored tryen to set the downhill speed record....How about we never ever again elect a progressive narcissist who spent all his class time in the choom wagon...ok?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4232404 Son of Captain Nemo
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Gentlemen... Gentlemen...

Doesn't matter what the racial epithets happen to be in either direction.

Stop venting your anger at the carbon copies of "Alfred E. Neuman" that the American people have allowed to run rough shod everywhere on the planet at will bankrupting there futures

For the last 12 years and counting we've had two bonafide psychopaths in the White House and the American people keep asking for more?

End of story.

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:08 | 4232634 Overfed
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More like the last 24 years.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:09 | 4232857 Son of Captain Nemo
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Only difference is the "false flags" of the past 12 have been without exception the most spectacular. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:31 | 4232976 V in PA
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Gulf of Tonkin was pretty spectacular.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:07 | 4232414 TuesdayBen
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And no more crackheads.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:58 | 4232602 DoChenRollingBearing
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Moi?  I am waiting for lakecity55 to drop by with HIS observation of Fearless Obama sucking up to yet another scum! (Don't mean to steal any thunder there...)

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 15:12 | 4233259 artless
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Show me Obama's school transcripts. She me him EVER having a job in the private sector other than the ever so brief period at the place that he referred to as "behind enemy lines".

That's right. You cannot. They are not available. And as far as employment he has been on the public payroll his whoe life. Accomplished absoluetly nothing.

Let's see those Law School transcripts. Oh, yeah, there gone too. Any scholarly papers? None. Any professional writing? None. Hopw about any legislation? Nope. Throw in the hundreds of "voting present" with that.

Show me some book noyes for the TWO autobiographies that he is said to have written that William Ayers HAS ADMITTED TO WRITING. You cannot. Cause he didn't write them.

Shall I go on? Why yes I shall!

EVEN IF everything I just wrote were the polar opposite Barack Obama has by HIS PERFORMANCE IN OFFICE to be nothing more than a complete political hack with no understanding of THe Constitution, the law, economics, or god forbid anything like honesty or the truth. He is a lying sack of shit, a murderer, a tyrant, a narcissist, and should have been already impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors for just about anything The Regime has done from day one.

Bringing up the incompetence of past POTUS does not change ANY of what anyone has written about Mr. Obama. It is completely irrelevant. Just as irrelevant of the color of his skin, the nationality of his father, or any other aspect of the man's heritage. What IS relevant is something that one of my personal faves from the past used to speak about and that would be THE CONTENT OF HIS CHARACTER. of which Barack Obama has none.

It is they who are obsessed by the man's skin color who either got some sort of feel good experience from voting for a black man or simply voted for Obama because he looked like them that are the racists, bigots, and unfortunately self-obsessed, willfully ignorant among us. If you would like an cogent analysis of the man try reading both Walter Williams' and Thomas Sowell's words onthe subject. And yes, for all you race obsesssed morons they are both black so unlike me or Mr. Knuckles, or some other person who doesn't have a bloodline that goes back to thje continent of AFrica (not eevn that really matters cause there are far more races in Africa other than Negro) Williams and Sowel get to say whatever they want to say about Mr. Obama so they might just speak from the BRAIN.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:48 | 4232323 RSloane
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We have found out, unequivocally, that form over substance can be lethal. You are spot on Knukles.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:56 | 4232590 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

knukles has a great record of trenchant observation here at ZH...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:06 | 4232416 Stonehedge
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Ah yes, the pin-headed fascists dream on while spanking the monkey, hoping for another Cheney administration or better yet Keith Alexander to take over.

Considering the steaming pile of shit left this guy AKA the budget, economy, and two bone-headed wars I think he's doing an admirable job just staying semi-rational. But of course to the masturbating pin-heads in their fantasy world they or Mr.Alexander could do much better.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:19 | 4232648 Calmyourself
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You guys come flying out of the woodwork everytime the Idiot in Chief does something that will affect the narrative going forward right on cue.  "left/right paradigm, chimpy mcbush, all psychopaths, yada, yada, yada"  No, this guy is magnitudes worse, we know what he wants there is no hiding it, he is the end play and if he gets control in 2014.  We are all fucked and you progressive apologist opinion leaders will be the first to get it ala Night of the long knives.. See you when the lights go out

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:30 | 4232709 t0mmyBerg
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I was going to let the troll fly but really?  Do you not understand that fascism, or state corporatism is mainly a creature of the left?  A few on the right along for the ride, but no self respecting libertarian is going to wish for Keith Alexander to do anything other than disappear.  There is NO excuse for Obama, especially the second time around.  If you voted for him in 2008 I understand  you got cought up in the style even though you should have known better.  But if you voted for him in 2012 when you knew or should have known he presented a clear and present danger to the very idea of liberty, well then I expect you to do the honorable thing and take your own life immediately.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 15:46 | 4233391 Stonehedge
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"There is NO excuse for Obama, especially the second time around." Compared to what? The oligarch propped up by the other side?

A creature of the left? Please explain, since the right gets more support from the parasitic Oligarchs--fact not fantasy.

Obama's biggest sin is continuing the mistakes made by the Cheney Administration: The wars and the bailouts.

Who was the "Libertarian" on the ticket? Did he have a chance to win?

Obama a socialist? That's a real chuckle. Under Obama we've had increases in the bailouts, reduction of the deficit which Dumbya expanded, reduction in the SNAP program during the biggest recession in 90 years, no significant increase in minimum wage, reduction in SS with a promise for further cuts if the Right plays nice.

Horseshit like this article is simply red meat for the useful-idiots to gobble. One of the most disreputable habits of this author.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4232419 kaiserhoff
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Those who believe in affirmative action should be required to:

  Always fly with an affirmative action pilot.

  Drive over bridges designed by affirmative action engineers.

  Be sterilized by affirmative action doctors.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:40 | 4232732 Kirk2NCC1701
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If we hit the Pause and Rewind buttons, we find (on ZH record) that...

(A) It matters little who sits on the throne of England, or the Oval Office, as long as the power of currency creation rests elsewhere, and

(B) The GOP has its own record of shitty Presidents (Bush 2, Bush1, Reagan, Ford, Nixon...)

(C) We supposedly aren't going to fall for the red-herring (false) argument of the two-party charade that is a fake coin with two sides.

Shit, even Bitcoin is more useful than the two-party con job we have in the US.

IT'S THE FED, STUPID!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:45 | 4232555 quasimodo
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Seriously, I would have said the same thing had it been dubya doing the same thing, all a bunch of feces slinging chimps regardless of color.

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:41 | 4232539 TheGardener
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Thanks for mentioning Pretoria , Cuba is an apartheid state:

Tourists have all the rights and can do as they please and are white or sort of like coming from Spain or Italy.

Most white Cubans have left but left whitish relatives behind they send money to. With money, you can buy some rights.

The third and untouchable class of color has no money and no rights whatsoever.

P.S. Not to say they would be better off getting taken over
by the US again, they would just be back to sucking dicks and shining shoes as before the revolution...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:45 | 4232743 Kirk2NCC1701
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Seems to me that a similar picture could be painted of the US, to who are holy, who have rights and who don't.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:11 | 4232885 sylviasays
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It's true that some people in the United States are considered more equal than others especially by the neo-Marxist fascist left. It called affirmative action discrimination. While South Africa was a country that was once ruled by a minority of whites, the United States has a black population of around 13 percent, but has a black president and blacks are over-represented in Federal, State and local government jobs.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:12 | 4232150 bullmarket
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He's going to take you down,boy.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:23 | 4232217 Aknownymouse
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This is aunt Zitouni

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:07 | 4232102 Max Damage
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So tell me. Who do you prefer to take it up the arse from? Putin the bear wrestling hunter or me Obama the Dweeb?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:08 | 4232110 fijisailor
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Viva la revolucion comandante!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:15 | 4232159 knukles
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And that, unfortunately, is no longer a suspicion, joke or "it can't be all that bad, can it?"
It's a fucking tragedy.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232111 Zero Point
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Your grip in the secret handshake is so much manlier and thtwong than mine.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232114 Stoploss
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One fucking commie to another..

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:08 | 4232117 NeedleDickTheBu...
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"My FEMA camps will put your gulags to shame".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:10 | 4232118 falak pema
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Mr Castro we have a place for you in the Miamo Condo right next to Blankfein's appt. If you open up the Cuban casino economy, stop bitching about yankee imperialism and tell Maduro to send us all his pretty women instead of slinging mud and insults, nationalising the supermarkets and playing hardball in oil market. 

YA mean all is forgiven and you will smoke Cuban at a premium price?

I didn't say that but you could ask Billary out there, he is the specialist on cigars! 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232121 Cognitive Dissonance
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What? No ass ring kissing?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:44 | 4232298 Chief Kessler
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Bush is busy tongueing the Sauds asshole

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:59 | 4232375 Kayman
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A new troll ?. And a company man at that. What has Bush's talent for giving a trip around the world got to do with the subject at hand?  Catch up or you will be picking up nickles in front of a steam roller.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:05 | 4232406 RSloane
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No, he's been around here for awhile. He thinks by typing "but....but Bush!" he is defending Obama. God, is he ever on the wrong site.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:24 | 4232680 Calmyourself
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Obama must have done something monumentally stupid again the progressive apologist sock puppet brigade has been activiated to contain the damage.  Lets make their job tough Banzai and give us some truth to e-mail around the world while the sock puppets are getting their shoes on..  Props to Twain..

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232123 flacorps
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Obama: "I admire you and your brother's skill at organizing your community! I'm trying to do the same thing back home."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4232424 Ignatius
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Here's a transcript of Fidel Castro giving a speech on 11/23/63, one day after the JFK assassination.  He understood the event almost immediately.

http://memoryholeblog.com/2013/11/30/concerning-the-facts-and-consequenc...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232124 Everybodys All ...
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There are a lot of ex presidents rolling over ...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:10 | 4232130 B2u
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"So how is Fidel doing?"  "If he likes it, he can keep his health care and doctor...for a price..."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:15 | 4232134 Cacete de Ouro
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"Those cigars you sent over were mighty fine Raul, hey, even Clinton called in for a few, and he doesn't even smoke anymore. ....Hmmm? ...That's strange, I wonder why Clinton wanted those cigars?"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:12 | 4232136 fijisailor
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How's Chinese oil drilling project going in the Straits of Florida?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:11 | 4232137 jean paul marat
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Jfk reincarnated

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:16 | 4232165 knukles
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JFK was the Anti-Christ?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:52 | 4232363 toady
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Yes.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:11 | 4234695 jean paul marat
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Could have been

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:11 | 4232138 ciscokid
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Better stock up on Cuban cigars as soon price will go sky high if allowed into USA.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:18 | 4232139 Dr. Engali
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Totus to Castro: And you thought your brother could bore people too death with your long winded speeches.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:46 | 4232303 imapopulistnow
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Best caption yet IMO!!!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:52 | 4232351 imapopulistnow
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variation:  "Please tell you brother how much i appreciated him writing that speech for me"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232140 Bobbyrib
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"By the time my second term is finished, I plan to make the US more communist than Cuba."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232145 JustObserving
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"Congratulations for evading my drones for so long."

The US made 638 attempts to kill Fidel Castro. By sheer probability, quite a few to kill Raul Castro. 

Fabian Escalante, who, for a time, had the job of keeping El Commandante alive, has calculated that there have been a total of 638 attempts on Castro's life. That may sound like a staggeringly high figure, but then the CIA were pretty keen on killing him. As Wayne Smith, former head of the US interests section in Havana, pointed out recently, Cuba had the effect on the US that a full moon has on a werewolf.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/aug/03/cuba.duncancampbell2

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:14 | 4232146 orangedrinkandchips
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Here's a little somethin' bout a nigga like me
never shoulda been let out the penititary
Ice Cube would like ta say
That I'm a crazy mutha f*cka from around the way
Since I was a youth, I smoked weed out
Now I'm the mutha f*cka that ya read about
Takin' a life or two
that's what the hell I do, you don't like how I'm livin
well f*ck you!
This is a gang, and I'm in it
My man Dre'll f*ck you up in a minute
With a right left, right left you're toothless
And then you say goddamn they ruthless!
Everwhere we go they say [damn!]
N W A's f*ckin' up tha program
And then you realize we don't care
We don't just say no, we to busy sayin' yeah!
To drinkin' straight out the eight bottle
Do I look like a mutha f*ckin role model?
To a kid lookin' up ta me
Life ain't nothin but bitches and money.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:37 | 4232723 Overfed
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Two hawd muthas, straight outta Compton, bitchez!!!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:12 | 4232153 Debugas
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Castro - welcome to Guantanamo

Obama - shit i took the wrong plane

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232158 youngman
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a picture is worth a thousand words....this is worth a million...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:15 | 4232161 Iam Yue2
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Raul Castro; "Commiserations on the passing away of your father. Nelson was a great man."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:18 | 4232443 TuesdayBen
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"Dad's name was Frank, and Raul, he would so love to have met you. "

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:21 | 4232171 DanDaley
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Raúl, you think I could be a latino dictator too?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:24 | 4232206 GeezerGeek
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Is that why he supports amnesty? He wants to be a latino dictator of Los Estados Unidos?

Or maybe he was asking Raul what he (O) had to do to stay in power for 60 years, like Fidel did.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:15 | 4232174 beavertails
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How about we go for a round of golf after this?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232207 stock trout
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And that comment my friends, sums up the whole TPTB, MIC, NSA, CIA, Zionist, Illuminati, Bilderberger conspiracy and encapsulates the time of our lives in one short, succinct, well-composed comment.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:17 | 4232179 Hey Assholes
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"I kill more people than you do."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:18 | 4232183 sdmjake
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blah blah the sith come in pairs blah blah

"The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men" - Plato

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:20 | 4232184 gafgroocK
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If you like this Blow Job I'm about to give you, then I'll give you another.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:20 | 4232186 muleskinner
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blow it out your ass, Obabbler.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:20 | 4232188 beavertails
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Let's be friends and shake hands, Quadafi did.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:20 | 4232189 mess nonster
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"I want you to tell me everything... except how to make a workable, inexpensive, health-care system."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:25 | 4232201 roadhazard
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Imus said the wingers hair would be on fire over it. heh, just like clock work.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:47 | 4232312 Chief Kessler
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your right, Imus is still a douche though

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:46 | 4232319 B.J. Worthy
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Hasn't Imus learned not to talk about people's hair?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:09 | 4232874 Uncle Remus
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LOL.

 

Oh snappy.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232209 azzhatter
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Fuck you Obama

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:23 | 4232215 Norsky
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"Hey Raul, I've been meaning to talk to you about extending that Guantanomo lease."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:25 | 4232218 tony wilson
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cia cia face off.

the drugs cartel have the biggest meeting in decades.

something fishy is goin down.

 

poor asset mandela kept on ice for 6 months.

africa carve up time.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:29 | 4232237 asscannon101
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"Oh its really you! Oh my its- I'm so honored! I'm just such a HUGE fan of your work!! I mean, your oppression and your restriction of civil rights and OH- your propaganda!! And that thing with Che!!  I'm... I'm just speechless and awed and SO wet just to finally meet you!"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:28 | 4232239 Foul Harold
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Obama:  "Rest assured, we will tolerate no guerrillas in the Wall Street casinos."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:30 | 4232241 Pickle Jar Bob
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Is there any world leader Obama won't bow to?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:46 | 4232561 LFMayor
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My favorite is the photoshop of him bowing to Burger King.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:33 | 4232252 dizzyfingers
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"And that comment my friends, sums up the whole TPTB, MIC, NSA, CIA, Zionist, Illuminati, Bilderberger conspiracy and encapsulates the time of our lives in one short, succinct, well-composed comment."

Been so for some time, we just didn't choose to see it.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:32 | 4232255 Uncle Remus
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"Time to make the donuts."

 

[Hey, it's as connected to reality as anything else in the clusterfuck..]

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:35 | 4232264 Cruel Aid
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Doing his back exercises again due to lack of a spine

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:43 | 4232289 d edwards
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Castro to 0bama: "You've had a socialist revolution without firing a shot. Nice work!"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:45 | 4232300 forwardho
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The bow that says, I grovel before you that I (and all Americans) may lick the floor for any crumbs of forgiveness that may fall from your blessed lips.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:37 | 4232265 IridiumRebel
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Castro, you beautiful bastard! First time caller, long time fan.....when I'm ousted and need to flee, can I possibly come to Cuba? We got the whole communist thing in common, no?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:41 | 4232282 Max Cynical
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I don't really see a problem with this (other than the fact that he bows down to everyone he meets).

What has Cuba ever done to the U.S? Who is the U.S. to dictate their form of government?

Perhaps we would treat them with respect if they were developing a nuke?

One of the first things I would do as President is lift the sanctions and let the Cuban people get a taste of capitalism and freedom. The sanctions don't hurt anyone else but the people.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:11 | 4232429 saveandsound
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Lifting the sanctions might easily end the Castro clan. You won't want to loose a fond enemy, will you? 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:44 | 4232297 G.O.O.D
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What this country really needs is, another movie star.

We might not have a leader anymore, but we have a leading man

If we keep on hiring actors why dont we at least hire a good one.

I say we get Leonardo DiCaprio. That fvker can act!

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:50 | 4232570 Jethro
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I think that's Danny Glover behind Raul Castro. Does that count?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:31 | 4232317 Whoa Dammit
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Obama meets Castro...at the YMCA

"I am sooo glad to finally be meeting a real Castro. Back home all I can get are Castro Clones."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:49 | 4232341 Skin666
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From one communist to another...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:58 | 4232378 MyBrothersKeeper
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I was going to say communist want-to-be.  He needs help in eliminating freedom of the press, right to bear arms, getting rid of dissenters etc.  He has destroying the economy and pathological lying down to a science.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:01 | 4232396 kenezen
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Give him credit in continuing working at all of those things so hard.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:51 | 4232356 Jason T
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Z'hedgers are a smart and witty bunch!  Seriously.  

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:55 | 4232365 Clark80
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How'm I doin'?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:59 | 4232381 Svendblaaskaeg
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"Shake my hand of Orlac"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:00 | 4232386 orangegeek
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there goes Barry, bowing to dogshit dictators again

 

it's sad, but I think we're all getting used to Barry and his trailer-trash ways

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:05 | 4232405 JohnFrodo
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Obama is smarter than that Chinese guy.

http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2013/12/winning-by-losing.html

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