Caption Contest: Obama Meets Castro

Tyler Durden's picture

As the world mourns the death of Nelson Mandela; following his oration, it seems President Obama has taken the opportunity to seek advice from world leaders on better managing his nation...


President Obama meets Cuba's Raul Castro...

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Ivanovich's picture

If you like your Island, you can keep it.

Stackers's picture

O'BoBo: So how do you get 100% employment  ?

Raul: We pretend to pay everyone and everyone pretends to work.

knukles's picture

My Wookie's bigger than your Wookie!

I am more equal than others's picture




Kennedy tried to kick your brother's ass ...... I'm here to kiss your ass.

Richard Chesler's picture

Tell Fidel he was right. The suckers will buy every lie no matter how absurd.

kralizec's picture

Prez DonkeyPunched - "You got a strong grip there...can I come over later?".

hedgeless_horseman's picture


And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk, right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be ohhh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face of your T.V. ohh
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you; still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three ohh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi, ohh
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
You gave me power, in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be, ohh
I'm, the, cult, of, per, son, al, ity
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of

Ask not what your country can do for you
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself

orangedrinkandchips's picture

good shit. Great song.


One hit wonders are essential to life.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Maybe is angle of photograph... but, is USSA President bow to Castro? Instinctual proclivity to bow is worth to make of note.

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Boris is surprise to see good rock and roll of Black American... why is so much cRAP music come from AmeriKa when obvious Jimmy Hendrix, Lenny Kravitz, et al is can to production of grizzle throb rock and roll...!?

Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Don't underestimate the Cult of Personality.
It worked for Moshe/Moses, Yeshua/Jesus, G.Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, Reagan, Clinton. It also works for Ron Paul. And every successful leader. They all have a cult following, and a cult of their haters. It's the nature of polarizing leadership.

remain calm's picture

Obama, "I have admired your family for a long time. My popularity is realy down, any advice?"

Castro, " Your citizens will only respect you when you start punishing the malcontent"

Obama, I have taken most of their wealth and hope"

Castro, "You must torture the mother fuckers"

Obama, "I plan to drone those who rise against me"

Castro, "Thats a good start, see you in Hawaii in 2 weeks we can talk more then"

TuesdayBen's picture

Bowing is a trait of NPD, of the narcissist - google it. If in your twisted mind you feel others should bow before you, when you meet your peers, the urge to reciprocate is apparently irresistible.

A truly strange man. Gotta be one of the strangest men to ever live in the WH.

Manthong's picture

He's really good at bowing.

Four chan's picture

you cant master sucking if you are bad at bowing.

Mike in GA's picture

Well he's sure mastered that!  He sucks more than any politician ever.

Jumbotron's picture

He does that every day to Michelle.  Probably takes it up the ass from her as well.

azzhatter's picture

The media is trying to out slobber each other over this. Rumor that Chris Matthews had a powerful orgasm that left something running down his leg. Christiane Amanpour was seen dry humping her Obama blow up doll and that  Rachel Maddow dude was seen using her strap on Wulf Blitzer

pavman's picture

And here I thought you said blowing.  My bad.

Agent P's picture

To be fair, I think he's just bending over to talk to the little fella'. 

The_Dude's picture

He's fucking malaysian for petes' is that obvious...he doesn't identify with America culturally but has learned to live within it, critisize it and tear it apart when given the opportunity (and has attracted those with similar mindsets). 

Like most of the immigrants that come here today (becasue it is too easy to get here and stay here)....most of them look at it as an opportunity to change the place instead of joining/melding with it.

DanDaley's picture

Tell Fidel that you met the Wrecking-Ball of America, and if you want to see how it's done, watch me, hermano, watch me.

RSloane's picture

Obama to Castro: "We took in your boat people which were the dregs of your society. Get ready for ours."

TuesdayBen's picture

Any Americans rounded up and shipped out by Obama would likely be among America's finest, strongest, most courageous.

RSloane's picture

I agree. He likes his Americans uninformed, dependent, and helpless.

astroloungers's picture

Not even news worthy........looks like a Workers Of The World Unite! circle jerk.

ZH Snob's picture

nice to meet you, Raul, but I brought along my autograph book for your brother, Fidel.  long time, big fan. 

azzhatter's picture

Raul, I brought you a photo album of me and I have an Ipod loaded with Boyz to Men stuff for you and Fidel to listen to. Hope you enjoy my photos

GetZeeGold's picture



Shook his hand AND bowed.......nice touch.

firstdivision's picture

That's the symbolic version of "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang".

kralizec's picture

Just like Thursady nights in Indonesia...Prez Selfie is well prepared.

PapSmear's picture

Under my healthcare plan the average family can save about $2500 per year.

TuesdayBen's picture

The inexplicable magic of Gubmint!

G.O.O.D's picture

Raul: first of all Barry err Barrak? yeah emm: ya  gota get all the guns away from the people or you will have a hellova time getting communism and the night of the long knives to fly.

Jumbotron's picture

Can you help me with the whole Single Payer's not working out so well back home.

spenny's picture

HEY Castro! pull my finger

firstdivision's picture

Isn't this fake political war we have going fun and profitable.


TeamDepends's picture

Birds of a feather.

Chief Kessler's picture


Where are the pictures of Bush tongueing with Saudi kings. Reagan kissing the Talibans ass.  Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam?  

Kayman's picture


It's in the archives-look it up.

Chief Kessler's picture

well then,

Obama says:  " Donkey show at midnight, I'm buying"

quasimodo's picture

Who is the guy to the right stratching like a monkey?

Mad Mohel's picture

I believe that's Dr. Whitehand.

knukles's picture

Boobie's other uncle making himself at home.

Ah, "When the Fascists Return to Pretoria!"