Caption Contest: Obama Meets Castro

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As the world mourns the death of Nelson Mandela; following his oration, it seems President Obama has taken the opportunity to seek advice from world leaders on better managing his nation...


President Obama meets Cuba's Raul Castro...

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Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:03 | 4232085 Ivanovich
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If you like your Island, you can keep it.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:10 | 4232125 Stackers
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O'BoBo: So how do you get 100% employment  ?

Raul: We pretend to pay everyone and everyone pretends to work.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:17 | 4232173 knukles
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My Wookie's bigger than your Wookie!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232195 I am more equal...
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Kennedy tried to kick your brother's ass ...... I'm here to kiss your ass.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:25 | 4232220 Richard Chesler
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Tell Fidel he was right. The suckers will buy every lie no matter how absurd.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:32 | 4232258 Headbanger
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"Birds of a Feather.."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:43 | 4232294 kralizec
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Prez DonkeyPunched - "You got a strong grip there...can I come over later?".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:00 | 4232385 kaiserhoff
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Takes one to know one.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:20 | 4232462 hedgeless_horseman
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And during the few moments that we have left, we want to talk, right down to earth, in a language that everybody here can easily understand

Look in my eyes, what do you see?
The cult of personality
I know your anger, I know your dreams
I've been everything you wanna be ohhh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Mussolini and Kennedy
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face of your T.V. ohh
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you; still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three ohh
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi, ohh
I'm the cult of personality
The cult of personality
The cult of personality

Neon lights, Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks, that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free

You gave me fortune, you gave me fame
You gave me power, in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be, ohh
I'm, the, cult, of, per, son, al, ity
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of
I am the cult of

Ask not what your country can do for you
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:28 | 4232497 orangedrinkandchips
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good shit. Great song.


One hit wonders are essential to life.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:54 | 4233203 Boris Alatovkrap
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Maybe is angle of photograph... but, is USSA President bow to Castro? Instinctual proclivity to bow is worth to make of note.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:56 | 4233220 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is surprise to see good rock and roll of Black American... why is so much cRAP music come from AmeriKa when obvious Jimmy Hendrix, Lenny Kravitz, et al is can to production of grizzle throb rock and roll...!?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:19 | 4232666 Pairadimes
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Nice post, HH.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:22 | 4232667 Kirk2NCC1701
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Don't underestimate the Cult of Personality.
It worked for Moshe/Moses, Yeshua/Jesus, G.Washington, Lincoln, FDR, JFK, Reagan, Clinton. It also works for Ron Paul. And every successful leader. They all have a cult following, and a cult of their haters. It's the nature of polarizing leadership.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 14:00 | 4233038 remain calm
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Obama, "I have admired your family for a long time. My popularity is realy down, any advice?"

Castro, " Your citizens will only respect you when you start punishing the malcontent"

Obama, I have taken most of their wealth and hope"

Castro, "You must torture the mother fuckers"

Obama, "I plan to drone those who rise against me"

Castro, "Thats a good start, see you in Hawaii in 2 weeks we can talk more then"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:49 | 4232326 TuesdayBen
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Bowing is a trait of NPD, of the narcissist - google it. If in your twisted mind you feel others should bow before you, when you meet your peers, the urge to reciprocate is apparently irresistible.

A truly strange man. Gotta be one of the strangest men to ever live in the WH.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:49 | 4232342 Manthong
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He's really good at bowing.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4232403 Four chan
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you cant master sucking if you are bad at bowing.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:09 | 4232422 Mike in GA
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Well he's sure mastered that!  He sucks more than any politician ever.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:00 | 4232832 Jumbotron
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He does that every day to Michelle.  Probably takes it up the ass from her as well.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:41 | 4233002 azzhatter
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The media is trying to out slobber each other over this. Rumor that Chris Matthews had a powerful orgasm that left something running down his leg. Christiane Amanpour was seen dry humping her Obama blow up doll and that  Rachel Maddow dude was seen using her strap on Wulf Blitzer

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:11 | 4232431 pavman
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And here I thought you said blowing.  My bad.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:44 | 4232550 Agent P
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To be fair, I think he's just bending over to talk to the little fella'. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 17:01 | 4233692 The_Dude
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He's fucking malaysian for petes' is that obvious...he doesn't identify with America culturally but has learned to live within it, critisize it and tear it apart when given the opportunity (and has attracted those with similar mindsets). 

Like most of the immigrants that come here today (becasue it is too easy to get here and stay here)....most of them look at it as an opportunity to change the place instead of joining/melding with it.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:09 | 4232877 DanDaley
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Tell Fidel that you met the Wrecking-Ball of America, and if you want to see how it's done, watch me, hermano, watch me.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:22 | 4232198 RSloane
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Obama to Castro: "We took in your boat people which were the dregs of your society. Get ready for ours."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:56 | 4232368 TuesdayBen
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Any Americans rounded up and shipped out by Obama would likely be among America's finest, strongest, most courageous.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:08 | 4232415 RSloane
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I agree. He likes his Americans uninformed, dependent, and helpless.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:15 | 4232646 knukles
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Registered Democrats!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:19 | 4232191 astroloungers
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Not even news worthy........looks like a Workers Of The World Unite! circle jerk.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:41 | 4232279 ZH Snob
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nice to meet you, Raul, but I brought along my autograph book for your brother, Fidel.  long time, big fan. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 12:52 | 4232775 azzhatter
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Raul, I brought you a photo album of me and I have an Ipod loaded with Boyz to Men stuff for you and Fidel to listen to. Hope you enjoy my photos

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:14 | 4232132 GetZeeGold
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Shook his hand AND bowed.......nice touch.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:14 | 4232164 firstdivision
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That's the symbolic version of "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:39 | 4232531 kralizec
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Just like Thursady nights in Indonesia...Prez Selfie is well prepared.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:26 | 4232222 PapSmear
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Under my healthcare plan the average family can save about $2500 per year.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 11:02 | 4232392 TuesdayBen
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The inexplicable magic of Gubmint!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:31 | 4232251 G.O.O.D
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Raul: first of all Barry err Barrak? yeah emm: ya  gota get all the guns away from the people or you will have a hellova time getting communism and the night of the long knives to fly.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:33 | 4232262 Jumbotron
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Can you help me with the whole Single Payer's not working out so well back home.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 13:27 | 4232957 spenny
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HEY Castro! pull my finger

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:05 | 4232087 firstdivision
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Isn't this fake political war we have going fun and profitable.


Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:06 | 4232088 TeamDepends
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Birds of a feather.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:39 | 4232277 Chief Kessler
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Where are the pictures of Bush tongueing with Saudi kings. Reagan kissing the Talibans ass.  Rumsfeld shaking hands with Saddam?  

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:46 | 4232316 Kayman
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It's in the archives-look it up.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:52 | 4232354 Chief Kessler
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well then,

Obama says:  " Donkey show at midnight, I'm buying"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:51 | 4232355 somecallmetimmah
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Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:07 | 4232099 quasimodo
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Who is the guy to the right stratching like a monkey?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:09 | 4232122 Mad Mohel
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I believe that's Dr. Whitehand.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232143 knukles
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Boobie's other uncle making himself at home.

Ah, "When the Fascists Return to Pretoria!"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 10:13 | 4232162 Indian_Goldsmith
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lol, u racists!

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