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Caption Contest: Obama Meets Castro
As the world mourns the death of Nelson Mandela; following his oration, it seems President Obama has taken the opportunity to seek advice from world leaders on better managing his nation...
President Obama meets Cuba's Raul Castro...
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A Tool and a Raul
Obama: I toss salad and give reach-arounds...This is a grip of a man that strokes the cock, yes I do use palmolive. I am also interested in the man that was in one of your wonderful healthcare facilities, the one who was eating his own feces...now thats a man who can toss salad!
Das ok, another quaalude and she'll love me in the morning.
¡Caramba! ¡Un cosquilleo va por mi pierna!
"Say, about that whole healthcare thing, how the hell does it work again?"
If you can learn Chinese you can be our friend.
Your bags please, Massah.
Must be one of his Idols.
Obama: The last time I bowed was for an Arab.
Or: Do you know that you are now more popular in my country than I am!
Or: Do you give political asylum to ex presidents?
All jokes aside maybe the death of Mandela might stir every leader's heart towards something loftier.
Communists of a feather flocking together.
I am so thrilled to meet an orginal munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.
Let's try this....MEGADEATH- Symphony of DESTRUCTION! (key word)
You take a mortal man,
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch peoples heads a'roll
A'roll...
[chorus:]
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony ...
Of Destruction
Acting like a robot
Its metal brain corrodes
You try to take its pulse
Before the head explodes
Explodes...
[Chorus]
[Solo - Marty]
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall
A'warring for the heavens
A peaceful man stands tall
Tall...
"Obama has now met Raul Castro in person more times than he has Sebelius." - Iowahawk
Comrade, nice to finally meet you!
Obama, Castro meet Iceland.
"Look at this card, Sgt Shaw. It's the Queen of Diamonds."
Obama, "Thanks for the inspiration on public health care...comrade!"
i like obama
seriously, whats wrong with healthcare for all?
if everyone contributes, prices should come down on average, no?
I'm sorry, I think you forgot to insert the sarcasm tags before and after your comment.
Nyet!
No!
PrezO: "Glad to meet you! Hey, uh, I've always wondered are they called "mo-gee-toes" or "mo-he-toes", those grapefruity drinks, you know?
Castro: ""Se, el Presidente."(thinking..."idiot")
Can I have a ride in your 56 Chevy with the Russian diesel engine?
No worries Comrade I will offer you Asylum when the American people find out "What's in the Bill.."
"Seriously, I would suck your Cuban dick right now but some people in my country would take it the wrong way. So, you'll have to settle for my limp handshake."
I rolled over on Iran and you are next! What do you want and I will grant it!
I've always fancied you Castro, do you fancy a quick bum?
Arigato gozaimas, oh shit, er, que pasa, chingadero? oh damn. Where is that teleprompter?
Obozo: "So nice to meet you, Mr Mandela..."
***TelePrompter ALERT!!! Teleprompter ALERT!!!
"Reggie prefers Quaker State...
but that's a mighty fine lubricant you make, Mr Castrol..."
Castro: I love the work you are doing.
Obama: I love the work you and your brother have done.
Greetings, Comrade...
In honor of Nelson Mandela, by Executive Order I today end all sanctions against Cuba.
"Psssttt... know anything about building web-sites?"
Do you like girls or boys?
I worship at your brothers feet.
Tovarish!
When people thimk of crazed dictators they still think of Castro ahead of Obama...not for much longer.
Got any cigars?
How About...
Yo Bro... can you Lend me A Few Bucks..........
Obama is confiding that he is a sith lord and wants to try out on Cubas got talent as a world class liar.
Raul do you have any turkeys you need pardoned? I am good at that.
"I am looking to buy a car with wings, can you help me out?"
Obama, "I love Marx, especially the one with the big mustache. But isn't his name Groucho?"