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Tuesday (Un)Humor: Selfies At A Funeral

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Probably the largest and most watched funeral (memorial service) of the modern era and it appears President Obama just could not resist a selfie with Denmark's leggy blond PM (oh and David Cameron)... as an aside, it seems FLOTUS was not amused.

 

h/t Selfies At A Funeral

 

FLOTUS was not happy...

(h/t NY Post)


If you liked your seat, you can't keep your seat!

(h/t NY Post)

Seems like someone spoiled the "party"

 


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Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Fuck the Obamas

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Hey man if you can get it up, go fo it.

I gotta tell that is one sick image to me, but I like women.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:50 | Link to Comment Gringo Viejo
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Hey O! God don't haggle. Neither will HE be mocked.
GL asshole.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:02 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, as thou art with me.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:12 | Link to Comment knukles
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Thy Wookie's rod and staff confront me.
Thou preparest a table before my in the presence of my Wookie
She anoints my lap with cold coffee
She whumps me upside the head.

Surely this shit is gonna follow me all the days of my life
And my ass shall be hounded unmercifully, forever.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:18 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Sweet Jesus,

  the Wookie usually reserves that look for white people.

  She gonna open a can of whoop ass on old Barry.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:19 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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Barry is going to drop that bag like a hot rock as soon as he's out of office... he's got "Tiger-itis"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:23 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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The Washington Pist says he may stay in DC after his term ends (like it ever will).

I didn't know they were reopening the gay bath house on 14th Street.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:28 | Link to Comment knukles
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Childish behavior, narcissism:
The Buckwheat stops here.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:47 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Even if you don't like your Wookie, you still gotta keep your Wookie.

OR...if you like the neighboring politico, you still gotta keep your Wookie.

That bastard Obama put himself in this situation. It's all his own damn fault.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:12 | Link to Comment toady
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What happens in South Africa stays in South Africa?

Baby baby please, baby understand!

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DoCvr8sevy...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:21 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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This is one of the rare times I'll side with Michelle.  here you have Barry, first black Prez of the US, the most powerful man in the world at the funeral of a humble man who gave so muchof his life to end the discriminiation of others...and Barry is partying like the rock star he wantsto be.  No sensitivity for the occasion and how his behavior represents the US in the eyes of the world. The man is a self abosrbed loser who lies like a rug.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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While I agree with everthing you say, except being the most powerful man in the world (the controllers of the central banks are), most people that have attended funerals don't always posses a sour face-believe me, you would go nuts if you did. Ever been to one?..and you don't know the context during the photo shoot.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Mrs. Obama is always to look sour. She is possess sour gene in one of 42 chromosome.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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She took care of business later on in the day apparently...

 

BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama Retaliates, Posts own Selfie from South Africa!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Richard Chesler
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Wookies are not sour/mad. They just look that way.

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:50 | Link to Comment johngaltfla
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I thought only shaven wookies were lesbian.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:59 | Link to Comment pods
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Come on now.........

When the wookie's comin after you, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot...........

pods

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:19 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Chewbama be giving new meaning to the term "battle axe".

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:56 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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C'Mon now.  Clearly this was all contrived to halt the Reggie Love rumors.  

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 07:26 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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What rumors?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 07:51 | Link to Comment negative rates
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This is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion. Beside, he'll never see those people again.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:40 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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So I don't get to hear about the rumors?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:50 | Link to Comment kralizec
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I'd be HAPPY if a meteor took all these assholes out!  Stupid universe, can't get anything right!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 07:52 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Why? Did reggie lose his shorts??

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:15 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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The MSM will be all over this in 3... 2... 1...

\sarc

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:09 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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So you consider the NY Post to be....?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:19 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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this funeral proves there are no terrorists, none, if the bad guys were real, bombs and sniping would have been on like donkey kong.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 11:08 | Link to Comment madmax1965
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+100 couldn't agree more.  A local DJ said the other day "man if I was a trrist I would be all over the Mandela funeral"!  First thing that popped into my head was nothing will happen because all of the perpatrators are attending the event!  Sure enough event went off without a problem!

And then you have oBombA.  What a friggin douche!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 02:27 | Link to Comment Mentaliusanything
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It maybe just the image on the First Lady's face but I swear to God I heard her Vagina shut all the way to Australia, and with such force the Department of Defence is going to need a Bunker Buster to reopen it.

No pussy for the Pussy President for a looooooooooong time.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Whisper rumor that Reggie Love flew into fit of anger and smashed a. Bottle of red wine, staining crushed velour & shag combo limo interior upon seeing selfke pics.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:05 | Link to Comment 10mm
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He is NOT the first Black Prez. First Bi Racial yeah, NOT Black. But hey, there is HOPE.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:00 | Link to Comment LapseOfReason
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Amen

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:00 | Link to Comment IREN Colorado
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Mandela wasn't skittles and beer himself. He kept very sinister company, and it was his wife who handed out the necklaces. A little humility from b. hussein "O" would go along way right now...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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This is great. Skittles and beer!!! Hahahah!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:35 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Necklaces?

Would that be De Beers or Firestone?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 03:38 | Link to Comment The man with po...
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Try a burning tire around your neck...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 04:04 | Link to Comment Ar-Pharazôn
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your comments sums up pretty much well all i wanted to say to this idiot called Obamba...

 

i have to remember myself the next time i go to a funeral to behave like a childish idiot, to see how the death's relatives are going to take it.

 

sorry for bad english.

 

regards

Arp

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 09:17 | Link to Comment theliberalliberal
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ding dong the witch is dead

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:26 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Picture caption contest:

"Oh no he Di'int!!"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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Picture caption contest:

"Where da white wiminz at?"

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:09 | Link to Comment firstdivision
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"Oh you're Dutch.  Well I have  a perfect spot for you to plant your two lips"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:51 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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Lest we forget...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:14 | Link to Comment akak
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So THAT'S what Michael Jackson finally ended up as!

I see the Wookie clearly has reverse melanin envy.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:22 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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Besides Michell's contempt of hard working Americans by spending thousands of dollars shopping while her constituants go broke; you gotta admit she's a good looking woman.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment akak
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you gotta admit she's a good looking woman.

I do?

I can?

I won't!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:45 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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you gotta admit she's a good looking woman.

 

So how much compensation are we talking here?

 

Are we talking a no bid website contract here?

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:11 | Link to Comment Uncle Sugar
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/SARC -right??

 

Here's a tough decision...Hillary or Moochelle? 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:28 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Bofe. Hitlery will "come-out" JiT for 2016. The Wookie will be her running mate.

Their campaign slogan will be???

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:54 | Link to Comment Overfed
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Easy one. Hitlery/Wookie 2016: "What difference does it make?"

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 07:49 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Hillary started wearing the prism glasses at the end of her Sec State career so when she looked in the mirror she couldn't see a Benghazi killer looking back at her.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 03:23 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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<--- Lez be friends.
<--- Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 05:51 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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It Takes A Vagina

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 02:46 | Link to Comment Tall Tom
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Uncle Sugar wrote, "Here's a tough decision...Hillary or Moochelle?"

 

This is the Dialectic, the False Dilemma, as if I must choose one or the other...

 

Easy answer. NEITHER...NONE...NADA.

 

How easy can that be? 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Projectile vomit!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:24 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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She is asking why rich black men like white women...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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Her answer is in the mirror.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 08:08 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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hedge, those pics are of Tiger woods back ?, and yes white women are just better looking than that black transvestite next to that hottie.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 06:55 | Link to Comment Wahooo
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Who's the Wookie balling these days?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:27 | Link to Comment ceilidh_trail
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Remember, Bathhouse Barry is half white... The Wookie shall not be mocked!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:29 | Link to Comment knukles
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Now if that comment disturbed anyone, then they really are racist.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:54 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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disturbed? this place has gone bonkers. This whole thing (thread included) reminds me of the scene in Apocalypse Now where the Director is shouting at the kids landing on the beaches in a firefight in 'nam not to look at the camera. the incongruity of it all would have made Mandela laugh his butt off. Nelson Mandela was many things...for a fact though he spent 27 years pretty much in solitary confinement and still found a way to make peace with his tormentors and still be a wise ass too. looking at the ethos here we should be the ones over there mourning actually. granted the rhetoric might need to be toned down. hmmm. on second thought...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:53 | Link to Comment ceilidh_trail
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I tried to amend my comment by adding that these two have made a pretty good living by playing the race game garbage at their selected audiences depending on where they are at any given time. I remember that the last major foreign dignitary to die had the honor of joey biden being sent in their stead. Yet today, they pull out all the stops and it's all a big wookie-fest. Not sure why, but on my previous attempt, I kept getting the "access denied" message. Probably my fault, too busy watching the Xavier-Evansville game...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:07 | Link to Comment The Wisp
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The Bathhouse Barry brings up the Interesting question of whether the Secret service Hires Gay Agents for those embarrassing Moments.. Jones I need a Volunteer to make sure there are no razor blades in the Glory Holes, or  The president want's condoms, somebody go in there and ask him which color he likes..

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:23 | Link to Comment stant
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baarak! you go near that white bitch  il put knots on yo head ajax wont take off!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Occams_Chainsaw
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I wonder if she if finally proud....

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Of course, she's NOT proud of him.

Just as Hitlery was not proud of Slick Willie.

But isn't it funny, how they both grudgingly tolerate it...

Hitlery for political convenience...

Moochelle for shopping convenience.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:13 | Link to Comment Zero Point
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The people who really run things, have a very sick sense of humour.

Pairing up all kinds of sexual deviants, is a lucifarian pastime.

 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:23 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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God, I have a wife that can be a bit of a "bitch" for the last 35 years...

I can only imagine the plane ride home from Africa....

I almost feel sorry for that shithead.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:55 | Link to Comment remain calm
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If I was Obama I would just jack-off, I would not put up with that Bitch.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:22 | Link to Comment donsluck
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I assume you are serious, and insane.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 23:34 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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One word...   Reggie.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:28 | Link to Comment PRS395
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Michelle put the Cock Block move on Barry.       I guess that goes both ways,  (Him and the statement!)

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:51 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Mooch the Pooch says 'sister you can't be havin my man.....'

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 06:59 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Perhaps I have a different understanding of the word fuck than others.

I have never known real love so I have that on my side.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:37 | Link to Comment walküre
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C'mon they're playing the part quite well. Especially the wife. She has been covering Bathhouse Barrys escapades for years now. It's obvious why they got hitched.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:48 | Link to Comment StacksOnStacks
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I got a "Verboten" for that horeback site.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:21 | Link to Comment What you talkin...
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Wonder how many gallons of gas it takes Obama to bike a mile with the SS entourage.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Jethro
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The only way this plays out is if the Danish PM dresses up like Justin Bieber, and there is some crack afterwords.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment BLOTTO
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Wow.lol. Switched seats too...Anyway, aside from the shameless selfie at a funeral...

.

You gotta admit, thats probably the only few honest photos one will ever see with POTUS - the natural instinct of a man, an attractive woman and a jealous wife.

 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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love women with a temper. Michelle doesn't fit in because "she's Michelle." Everyone else is...well, they try and tell the camera what to think i guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2PvnM7Vds great video. "It always rains in London." Here's a great live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty9U-TpYMLU

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:43 | Link to Comment starfcker
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azzhatter, i predict you just posted an upttick champion.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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is that a Rhino? "time to back up the Landrover dude."

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:02 | Link to Comment starfcker
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Lol. Gonna have to find a new one anyway. I forgot the political ramification of 'RINO'. and azzhatter is crushing it. just passed 205 after 4 hours.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Clayton Bigsby
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I can't believe this rotten cocksucker is our president - again.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:49 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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3 moar years. don't worry the next one will be better.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Ahh yes, after Caligula it REALLY improved!
+1 for understatement fonz!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Jlasoon
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"If only all of America had just one neck".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:10 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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"In fact, O's form of politics set a long-lasting precedence of political protocol for Presidents, including his immediate successors. The legacy of O is unfairly written, not to the concept of his madness, but to the lack of applause for his political prowess."

http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/uc_caligula.htm

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:38 | Link to Comment Jethro
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He's not just Caligula, he's also Diocletian and Nero all rolled into one. 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:10 | Link to Comment Renewable Life
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I love those two old school African revolutionary dictator looking MFers, almost crying, while party boy laughs it up with the colonialist dipshit Cameron, while fawning over the White Princess PM!!!

That shit will play great in Africa, maybe Bammer can do a keg stand on the Koran before leaving town, and enrage another billion people!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:33 | Link to Comment Shad_ow
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It won't make a difference.  He has the right melanin to keep them mesmerized with his lies.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:18 | Link to Comment rubiconsolutions
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According to the Mayo Clinic:

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

Sound like anyone you know?

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Ness.
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But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

 

This sounds familiar.  Is from "Dreams from my Father" or "The Audacity of Hope"?

 

BTW, I wouldn't fuck that wookie with your dick!  <not directed at you, just an observation>

 

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Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:33 | Link to Comment VD
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that Obama is a sick fuck for a sick fuck country...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Don't piss the wookie of dumbass...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:16 | Link to Comment runswithscissors
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LET THE WOOKIE WIN!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:00 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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Another trip for the Obamas on our dime so they could go to Africa to "pay their respects".

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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@azzhater: "Fuck the Obamas". 

No, "Fuck the Danish PM!"  Can you say "Having a Danish" (sandwich).

If their PM looks like that, can you imagine what the other women look like?  No wonder Copenhagen is voted as "The happiest place on earth".

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 00:36 | Link to Comment Jumbotron
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Even the wookie is fed up with the narcissist in chief in that moment.

She's probably thinking.....GOD, what a douchbag I married.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 02:22 | Link to Comment Kiwi Pete
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Another hard dog to keep on the porch!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:21 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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You will soon have the record upvotes for one simple statement.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 06:50 | Link to Comment XAU XAG
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Stop focus on Obama

 

Think 3 leaders of the world and what they are doing.

 

Now you know why the west is falling

 

They say a picture says more than a thousnd words.............so there you have it.

 

We are run by a bunch of disrespectfull self serving ...............

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment 29.5 hours
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Unf'ingbelievable...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Its all the dignity & grace he could muster for the solemn occasion.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment 29.5 hours
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It is best to respect your enemy but I truly have a hard time mustering respect for this ruling elite swine. They not only don't care, they don't care if we know they don't care.

Edit: my apologies to any self-respecting swine out there...

 

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:14 | Link to Comment knukles
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Just another day in the narcissistic life of the boy man.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:30 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Everything he does has a purpose to him.

But from the very start, from the fake Greek columns and some weird proclamation of lowering sea levels (lol), to shovel ready jobs, to saved or created jobs, to cutting the deficit in half in his first term, to whatever-the-fuck-bullshit-utterance, it seems, everything he does or says has had an adverse affect on all of us.

Its on purpose, nobody is that stupid.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Someone needs to tell him he's overqualified to be POTUS and wasting his talent.   Let him run the UN or something.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:05 | Link to Comment infinity8
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Seriously, I was in my bookstore/coffee shop late this afternoon and they have one tv, almost always with the sound off, either on cnn or espn. Today it was cnn (no sound so close-captioned and they fuck that up like all the time like crazy now too) and they were showing this exact moment where it looked like kardashian-self-celebrity-goodtimes and i was completely WTF? This country is in the toilet.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:33 | Link to Comment bh2
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Good thing for the POTUS that looks cannot kill. But I'll bet he's going to be doing some couch time.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:50 | Link to Comment CrimsonAvenger
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If you were him, wouldn't you be begging for any excuse not to visit the marital bed?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:16 | Link to Comment knukles
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very bad B rated movie mental images of being eaten alive by  anachidial creature

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment bookwurm
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Another caption contest, cool!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:39 | Link to Comment JamesBond
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Barack  =  Michelle

Bill  =  Hillary

Ronnie   =  Nancy

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Danish PM: "Denmark is the happiest place on earth.  Smile boys, if you want me to make you happy."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment OwnSilverPlayMusic
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Yalta 2013

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment fxrxexexdxoxmx
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The compassion, the honest love, the desire to show respect.

 

Yeah man selfies are the way to show that!

 

Onve every person on earth has their picture on the internet the world will end.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment nmewn
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(The Wookies head going side to side)

Uh huuuuhhhh!!!...ROTFL!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment Zadok
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Oh yes, living in Houston I can so relate to this hilarious statement nmewn!
As an aside, I have been banned by the feminine Tzadok from performing my imitation, too real or too embarrassing. You guess which...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:17 | Link to Comment nmewn
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All chicks have an attitude in these situations...black chicks just have an abundance of attitude, enough to start their own Attitude Credit Unions, loan it out and collect interest on it...lol.

I remember Angela from High School, man, what a cool chick to hang with and a complete bitch at times...and hot ;-)

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:36 | Link to Comment knukles
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You went to schaool with Angela Merkel?
Supposedly  no man has ever felt her upper snow white soft thighs...

Didja didja didja?
Huh huh huh?

Y'all ever seen the nude pics of Angie in high school?

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrTcXeGwadSqrwA6PKJzbkF...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:09 | Link to Comment nmewn
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lol...nah she looked more like this, just a little bit shorter hair...

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=black+power+chick&id=FD6405DE874B33F9CFE89DEEB532572689BC4463&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=FD6405DE874B33F9CFE89DEEB532572689BC4463&selectedIndex=0

...and her lips tasted like a chocolate lollipop ;-)

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Hulk
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how  many licks did it take to get to the center of that chocolate lollipop??? Or did you chew your way down???

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 07:06 | Link to Comment nmewn
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lol...I've already broken the cardinal rule of a gentleman NOT kissing and telling on a lady.

Sorry, no moar ;-)

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Kenyan Marxist representin',Wookie be hatin'.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment docmac324
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Just a bit too obvious.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:37 | Link to Comment Izznogood
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White slut, black bitch ... Priceless 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:02 | Link to Comment Renewable Life
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Just 5 words, but I spit my drink out of my mouth laughing!!

+10

Geezus Bammer, I know Mandela and his family told you to your face before his death, that you were a dumbfuck, he had no respect for, when you tried to sneak down their and get a photo op with him, but for gods sake...... a selfie with the Danish PM, while giggling like a teenage boy, at the man's funeral, that takes the cake!!

This shit might really unravel fast over the next 3 years!!

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 21:57 | Link to Comment Zadok
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As if it isn't already...

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:15 | Link to Comment lotsoffun
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3 years?  i think he is giving away the fact that he has been TOLD it's unravelling in the next 3 months.  he's going down as nero, point blank.

if he survives, hopefully he can keep a hut in kenya and the nobel prize and bring it out and polish it once a year in a cargo cult type fantasy celebration.

does that say what i really feel?  oh - and maybe, if he gets a degree in computer science (from a fake university) we can bring him back on an h1b visa.

 

 

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment bookwurm
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"If looks could kill, she should be at Nuremberg"

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:53 | Link to Comment One And Only
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He's not taking a selfie. She's showing off her bitcoin profits.

Fuck Obama.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:39 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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That is one Ugly Wookie

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:57 | Link to Comment Big Corked Boots
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I could swear I saw her behind the counter last week at the Trenton DMV office.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:10 | Link to Comment stocktivity
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Oh Man! I'm laughing my ass off at some of these comments. What a complete ass...I'm kinda siding with the bitch on this one even tho the white ho is giving Obum a woodie.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 01:59 | Link to Comment Arbysauce
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thanks for that [wipe tears/]

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment BanksterSlayer
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Shouldn't Michelle just be glad that Barack isn't feeling up David Cameron?

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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She knows that's a 'been there, done that' thing.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:39 | Link to Comment Overfed
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C'mon now. It's TOTUS and FWOTUS. (Teleprompter of the United States and First Wookie of the United States)

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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How does Merideth Whitney get into all these places.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:43 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Valerie Jarret is sitting right behind Barry, probably pulling his strings there too.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:45 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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No strings, she's got her fist up Barry's ass and is working his mouth.

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:48 | Link to Comment Jethro
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"It's Wahabi Doody time, Wahabi Doody time."

Tue, 12/10/2013 - 20:43 | Link to Comment One And Only
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Why is TPain sitting on Obama's left?

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