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Tuesday (Un)Humor: Selfies At A Funeral
Probably the largest and most watched funeral (memorial service) of the modern era and it appears President Obama just could not resist a selfie with Denmark's leggy blond PM (oh and David Cameron)... as an aside, it seems FLOTUS was not amused.
FLOTUS was not happy...
(h/t NY Post)
If you liked your seat, you can't keep your seat!
(h/t NY Post)
Seems like someone spoiled the "party"
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Fuck the Obamas
Hey man if you can get it up, go fo it.
I gotta tell that is one sick image to me, but I like women.
Hey O! God don't haggle. Neither will HE be mocked.
GL asshole.
Yay, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil, as thou art with me.
Thy Wookie's rod and staff confront me.
Thou preparest a table before my in the presence of my Wookie
She anoints my lap with cold coffee
She whumps me upside the head.
Surely this shit is gonna follow me all the days of my life
And my ass shall be hounded unmercifully, forever.
Sweet Jesus,
the Wookie usually reserves that look for white people.
She gonna open a can of whoop ass on old Barry.
Barry is going to drop that bag like a hot rock as soon as he's out of office... he's got "Tiger-itis"
The Washington Pist says he may stay in DC after his term ends (like it ever will).
I didn't know they were reopening the gay bath house on 14th Street.
Childish behavior, narcissism:
The Buckwheat stops here.
Even if you don't like your Wookie, you still gotta keep your Wookie.
OR...if you like the neighboring politico, you still gotta keep your Wookie.
That bastard Obama put himself in this situation. It's all his own damn fault.
What happens in South Africa stays in South Africa?
Baby baby please, baby understand!
http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DoCvr8sevy...
This is one of the rare times I'll side with Michelle. here you have Barry, first black Prez of the US, the most powerful man in the world at the funeral of a humble man who gave so muchof his life to end the discriminiation of others...and Barry is partying like the rock star he wantsto be. No sensitivity for the occasion and how his behavior represents the US in the eyes of the world. The man is a self abosrbed loser who lies like a rug.
While I agree with everthing you say, except being the most powerful man in the world (the controllers of the central banks are), most people that have attended funerals don't always posses a sour face-believe me, you would go nuts if you did. Ever been to one?..and you don't know the context during the photo shoot.
Mrs. Obama is always to look sour. She is possess sour gene in one of 42 chromosome.
She took care of business later on in the day apparently...
BREAKING NEWS: Michelle Obama Retaliates, Posts own Selfie from South Africa!
Wookies are not sour/mad. They just look that way.
I thought only shaven wookies were lesbian.
Come on now.........
When the wookie's comin after you, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot...........
pods
Chewbama be giving new meaning to the term "battle axe".
C'Mon now. Clearly this was all contrived to halt the Reggie Love rumors.
What rumors?
This is supposed to be a HAPPY occasion. Beside, he'll never see those people again.
So I don't get to hear about the rumors?
I'd be HAPPY if a meteor took all these assholes out! Stupid universe, can't get anything right!
Why? Did reggie lose his shorts??
The MSM will be all over this in 3... 2... 1...
\sarc
So you consider the NY Post to be....?
this funeral proves there are no terrorists, none, if the bad guys were real, bombs and sniping would have been on like donkey kong.
+100 couldn't agree more. A local DJ said the other day "man if I was a trrist I would be all over the Mandela funeral"! First thing that popped into my head was nothing will happen because all of the perpatrators are attending the event! Sure enough event went off without a problem!
And then you have oBombA. What a friggin douche!
It maybe just the image on the First Lady's face but I swear to God I heard her Vagina shut all the way to Australia, and with such force the Department of Defence is going to need a Bunker Buster to reopen it.
No pussy for the Pussy President for a looooooooooong time.
Whisper rumor that Reggie Love flew into fit of anger and smashed a. Bottle of red wine, staining crushed velour & shag combo limo interior upon seeing selfke pics.
He is NOT the first Black Prez. First Bi Racial yeah, NOT Black. But hey, there is HOPE.
Amen
Mandela wasn't skittles and beer himself. He kept very sinister company, and it was his wife who handed out the necklaces. A little humility from b. hussein "O" would go along way right now...
This is great. Skittles and beer!!! Hahahah!
Necklaces?
Would that be De Beers or Firestone?
Try a burning tire around your neck...
your comments sums up pretty much well all i wanted to say to this idiot called Obamba...
i have to remember myself the next time i go to a funeral to behave like a childish idiot, to see how the death's relatives are going to take it.
sorry for bad english.
regards
Arp
ding dong the witch is dead
Picture caption contest:
"Oh no he Di'int!!"
Picture caption contest:
"Where da white wiminz at?"
"Oh you're Dutch. Well I have a perfect spot for you to plant your two lips"
Lest we forget...
So THAT'S what Michael Jackson finally ended up as!
I see the Wookie clearly has reverse melanin envy.
Besides Michell's contempt of hard working Americans by spending thousands of dollars shopping while her constituants go broke; you gotta admit she's a good looking woman.
I do?
I can?
I won't!
you gotta admit she's a good looking woman.
So how much compensation are we talking here?
Are we talking a no bid website contract here?
/SARC -right??
Here's a tough decision...Hillary or Moochelle?
Bofe. Hitlery will "come-out" JiT for 2016. The Wookie will be her running mate.
Their campaign slogan will be???
Easy one. Hitlery/Wookie 2016: "What difference does it make?"
Hillary started wearing the prism glasses at the end of her Sec State career so when she looked in the mirror she couldn't see a Benghazi killer looking back at her.
<--- Lez be friends.
<--- Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?
It Takes A Vagina
Uncle Sugar wrote, "Here's a tough decision...Hillary or Moochelle?"
This is the Dialectic, the False Dilemma, as if I must choose one or the other...
Easy answer. NEITHER...NONE...NADA.
How easy can that be?
Projectile vomit!
She is asking why rich black men like white women...
Her answer is in the mirror.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWbnGviamC8
hedge, those pics are of Tiger woods back ?, and yes white women are just better looking than that black transvestite next to that hottie.
Who's the Wookie balling these days?
Remember, Bathhouse Barry is half white... The Wookie shall not be mocked!
Now if that comment disturbed anyone, then they really are racist.
disturbed? this place has gone bonkers. This whole thing (thread included) reminds me of the scene in Apocalypse Now where the Director is shouting at the kids landing on the beaches in a firefight in 'nam not to look at the camera. the incongruity of it all would have made Mandela laugh his butt off. Nelson Mandela was many things...for a fact though he spent 27 years pretty much in solitary confinement and still found a way to make peace with his tormentors and still be a wise ass too. looking at the ethos here we should be the ones over there mourning actually. granted the rhetoric might need to be toned down. hmmm. on second thought...
I tried to amend my comment by adding that these two have made a pretty good living by playing the race game garbage at their selected audiences depending on where they are at any given time. I remember that the last major foreign dignitary to die had the honor of joey biden being sent in their stead. Yet today, they pull out all the stops and it's all a big wookie-fest. Not sure why, but on my previous attempt, I kept getting the "access denied" message. Probably my fault, too busy watching the Xavier-Evansville game...
The Bathhouse Barry brings up the Interesting question of whether the Secret service Hires Gay Agents for those embarrassing Moments.. Jones I need a Volunteer to make sure there are no razor blades in the Glory Holes, or The president want's condoms, somebody go in there and ask him which color he likes..
baarak! you go near that white bitch il put knots on yo head ajax wont take off!
I wonder if she if finally proud....
Of course, she's NOT proud of him.
Just as Hitlery was not proud of Slick Willie.
But isn't it funny, how they both grudgingly tolerate it...
Hitlery for political convenience...
Moochelle for shopping convenience.
The people who really run things, have a very sick sense of humour.
Pairing up all kinds of sexual deviants, is a lucifarian pastime.
God, I have a wife that can be a bit of a "bitch" for the last 35 years...
I can only imagine the plane ride home from Africa....
I almost feel sorry for that shithead.
If I was Obama I would just jack-off, I would not put up with that Bitch.
I assume you are serious, and insane.
One word... Reggie.
Michelle put the Cock Block move on Barry. I guess that goes both ways, (Him and the statement!)
Mooch the Pooch says 'sister you can't be havin my man.....'
Perhaps I have a different understanding of the word fuck than others.
I have never known real love so I have that on my side.
C'mon they're playing the part quite well. Especially the wife. She has been covering Bathhouse Barrys escapades for years now. It's obvious why they got hitched.
Obama on bicycle
Bush on bicycle
Putin on horseback. http://www.etoday.ru/uploads/2007/12/21/putin_horse.jpg
Putin on a meteor. http://mainmati.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/putin-rides-a-meteor.jpg
I got a "Verboten" for that horeback site.
Wonder how many gallons of gas it takes Obama to bike a mile with the SS entourage.
The only way this plays out is if the Danish PM dresses up like Justin Bieber, and there is some crack afterwords.
Wow.lol. Switched seats too...Anyway, aside from the shameless selfie at a funeral...
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You gotta admit, thats probably the only few honest photos one will ever see with POTUS - the natural instinct of a man, an attractive woman and a jealous wife.
love women with a temper. Michelle doesn't fit in because "she's Michelle." Everyone else is...well, they try and tell the camera what to think i guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2PvnM7Vds great video. "It always rains in London." Here's a great live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty9U-TpYMLU
azzhatter, i predict you just posted an upttick champion.
is that a Rhino? "time to back up the Landrover dude."
Lol. Gonna have to find a new one anyway. I forgot the political ramification of 'RINO'. and azzhatter is crushing it. just passed 205 after 4 hours.
I can't believe this rotten cocksucker is our president - again.
3 moar years. don't worry the next one will be better.
Ahh yes, after Caligula it REALLY improved!
+1 for understatement fonz!
"If only all of America had just one neck".
"In fact, O's form of politics set a long-lasting precedence of political protocol for Presidents, including his immediate successors. The legacy of O is unfairly written, not to the concept of his madness, but to the lack of applause for his political prowess."
http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/uc_caligula.htm
He's not just Caligula, he's also Diocletian and Nero all rolled into one.
I love those two old school African revolutionary dictator looking MFers, almost crying, while party boy laughs it up with the colonialist dipshit Cameron, while fawning over the White Princess PM!!!
That shit will play great in Africa, maybe Bammer can do a keg stand on the Koran before leaving town, and enrage another billion people!
It won't make a difference. He has the right melanin to keep them mesmerized with his lies.
According to the Mayo Clinic:
Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
Sound like anyone you know?
But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.
This sounds familiar. Is from "Dreams from my Father" or "The Audacity of Hope"?
BTW, I wouldn't fuck that wookie with your dick! <not directed at you, just an observation>
Sorta... like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBGVgg3SleU
that Obama is a sick fuck for a sick fuck country...
Don't piss the wookie of dumbass...
LET THE WOOKIE WIN!
Another trip for the Obamas on our dime so they could go to Africa to "pay their respects".
@azzhater: "Fuck the Obamas".
No, "Fuck the Danish PM!" Can you say "Having a Danish" (sandwich).
If their PM looks like that, can you imagine what the other women look like? No wonder Copenhagen is voted as "The happiest place on earth".
Even the wookie is fed up with the narcissist in chief in that moment.
She's probably thinking.....GOD, what a douchbag I married.
Another hard dog to keep on the porch!
You will soon have the record upvotes for one simple statement.
Stop focus on Obama
Think 3 leaders of the world and what they are doing.
Now you know why the west is falling
They say a picture says more than a thousnd words.............so there you have it.
We are run by a bunch of disrespectfull self serving ...............
Unf'ingbelievable...
Its all the dignity & grace he could muster for the solemn occasion.
It is best to respect your enemy but I truly have a hard time mustering respect for this ruling elite swine. They not only don't care, they don't care if we know they don't care.
Edit: my apologies to any self-respecting swine out there...
Just another day in the narcissistic life of the boy man.
Everything he does has a purpose to him.
But from the very start, from the fake Greek columns and some weird proclamation of lowering sea levels (lol), to shovel ready jobs, to saved or created jobs, to cutting the deficit in half in his first term, to whatever-the-fuck-bullshit-utterance, it seems, everything he does or says has had an adverse affect on all of us.
Its on purpose, nobody is that stupid.
Someone needs to tell him he's overqualified to be POTUS and wasting his talent. Let him run the UN or something.
Seriously, I was in my bookstore/coffee shop late this afternoon and they have one tv, almost always with the sound off, either on cnn or espn. Today it was cnn (no sound so close-captioned and they fuck that up like all the time like crazy now too) and they were showing this exact moment where it looked like kardashian-self-celebrity-goodtimes and i was completely WTF? This country is in the toilet.
Good thing for the POTUS that looks cannot kill. But I'll bet he's going to be doing some couch time.
If you were him, wouldn't you be begging for any excuse not to visit the marital bed?
very bad B rated movie mental images of being eaten alive by anachidial creature
Another caption contest, cool!
Barack = Michelle
Bill = Hillary
Ronnie = Nancy
Don't she look like Aunt Esther:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.steelersuniverse.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%2F17821-Aunt-Esther-er-I-mean-Michelle-Obama-strikes-again-Hispanics-too-fat&h=0&w=0&sz=1&tbnid=YOHPYtcJdNsNUM&tbnh=152&tbnw=332&zoom=1&docid=xAjxo4sSK1SU7M&ei=oranUrv-JcearQGRhID4BA&ved=0CAQQsCUoAQ
Danish PM: "Denmark is the happiest place on earth. Smile boys, if you want me to make you happy."
Yalta 2013
The compassion, the honest love, the desire to show respect.
Yeah man selfies are the way to show that!
Onve every person on earth has their picture on the internet the world will end.
(The Wookies head going side to side)
Uh huuuuhhhh!!!...ROTFL!
Oh yes, living in Houston I can so relate to this hilarious statement nmewn!
As an aside, I have been banned by the feminine Tzadok from performing my imitation, too real or too embarrassing. You guess which...
All chicks have an attitude in these situations...black chicks just have an abundance of attitude, enough to start their own Attitude Credit Unions, loan it out and collect interest on it...lol.
I remember Angela from High School, man, what a cool chick to hang with and a complete bitch at times...and hot ;-)
You went to schaool with Angela Merkel?
Supposedly no man has ever felt her upper snow white soft thighs...
Didja didja didja?
Huh huh huh?
Y'all ever seen the nude pics of Angie in high school?
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrTcXeGwadSqrwA6PKJzbkF...
lol...nah she looked more like this, just a little bit shorter hair...
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=black+power+chick&id=FD6405DE874B33F9CFE89DEEB532572689BC4463&FORM=IQFRBA#view=detail&id=FD6405DE874B33F9CFE89DEEB532572689BC4463&selectedIndex=0
...and her lips tasted like a chocolate lollipop ;-)
how many licks did it take to get to the center of that chocolate lollipop??? Or did you chew your way down???
lol...I've already broken the cardinal rule of a gentleman NOT kissing and telling on a lady.
Sorry, no moar ;-)
Kenyan Marxist representin',Wookie be hatin'.
Just a bit too obvious.
White slut, black bitch ... Priceless
Just 5 words, but I spit my drink out of my mouth laughing!!
+10
Geezus Bammer, I know Mandela and his family told you to your face before his death, that you were a dumbfuck, he had no respect for, when you tried to sneak down their and get a photo op with him, but for gods sake...... a selfie with the Danish PM, while giggling like a teenage boy, at the man's funeral, that takes the cake!!
This shit might really unravel fast over the next 3 years!!
As if it isn't already...
3 years? i think he is giving away the fact that he has been TOLD it's unravelling in the next 3 months. he's going down as nero, point blank.
if he survives, hopefully he can keep a hut in kenya and the nobel prize and bring it out and polish it once a year in a cargo cult type fantasy celebration.
does that say what i really feel? oh - and maybe, if he gets a degree in computer science (from a fake university) we can bring him back on an h1b visa.
"If looks could kill, she should be at Nuremberg"
He's not taking a selfie. She's showing off her bitcoin profits.
Fuck Obama.
That is one Ugly Wookie
I could swear I saw her behind the counter last week at the Trenton DMV office.
Oh Man! I'm laughing my ass off at some of these comments. What a complete ass...I'm kinda siding with the bitch on this one even tho the white ho is giving Obum a woodie.
thanks for that [wipe tears/]
Shouldn't Michelle just be glad that Barack isn't feeling up David Cameron?
She knows that's a 'been there, done that' thing.
C'mon now. It's TOTUS and FWOTUS. (Teleprompter of the United States and First Wookie of the United States)
How does Merideth Whitney get into all these places.
Valerie Jarret is sitting right behind Barry, probably pulling his strings there too.
No strings, she's got her fist up Barry's ass and is working his mouth.
"It's Wahabi Doody time, Wahabi Doody time."
Why is TPain sitting on Obama's left?