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Tuesday (Un)Humor: Selfies At A Funeral
Probably the largest and most watched funeral (memorial service) of the modern era and it appears President Obama just could not resist a selfie with Denmark's leggy blond PM (oh and David Cameron)... as an aside, it seems FLOTUS was not amused.
FLOTUS was not happy...
(h/t NY Post)
If you liked your seat, you can't keep your seat!
(h/t NY Post)
Seems like someone spoiled the "party"
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We all know the president has Aspergers. Why continue to stay silent on the issue any longer?
Ass-burgers? That must be some sort of gay bath-house thing...
Ass buggers... stuff needs to be picked out of the hair...
...oh man, that even grossed me out... Jesus, Knuks...
He does?
Someone's going to be in the WOOKIE(dog) house tonight!
Something tells me that Barry is no stranger to the business end of a riding crop, and a ball gag.
One or two upped on the ball gag here: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3259/4552366849_653a66607c.jpg
What'a disgusting representation for America our "prezident" is, or sadly enough probably accurate of today's 'Murikan society.
Society
The man is but a blank canvass collecting images of all about him...
To wit: He was elected, FFS and 1st time around heralded as the New Messiah, globally.
Society
Mankind
All propagated by the media and Hollywood.
Lets cut to the chase with our holier than thou leaders and their arrogant dispositions of sh*t.
New York Times subheading:
"Did he f*ck her?"
Holy shit they actually switched seats??? Wow.
TeleNegro never wastes an opportunity to embarrass himself and the so-called free country he represents.
So did Cameroon another statist socialist joke that needs to be purged from being a PM.
Cameron looks awkward, being used by the Dane to capture Obama. All the while our dead 'cult of personality' via the global elite attempt at a distraction (no one cares) - is rotting in a casket.
This world is joke, a f*cking cosmic joke...
Michelle is still pissed at the white goddess while she tweets during the services. Check out the look after she boots Bummer out of his seat.
Barry farted ... or sharted.
Can't spell funeral without fun
Can't spell funeral without fun
or "perv" without being impervious? heh
Notice Cameron isn't in the last pic either, he's been replaced by another Negro type as well looks like. Man the wookie's got that white chick cornered.
yep, the sisters have that fucking white slut between bookends lol - what a riot
Hey, where da white women at?
And the press wonders why access to totus is so limited. He acts like a fucking 3 year old when he's not on his handlers' leash.
potus not totus? or does the T stand for Trout?
T= teleprompter.
T = Twerker?
i have seen happier looking trout on a fish hook...pout much? heh
Ok having grown up on a farm with our own lake, that made me laugh.
Remember his "best looking attorney general" comment? He's a playa
I'm betting his approval rating gets a positive bump from this.
well, it can't get much lower
First boy Potus. He is a child.
No grace. So ugly and embarrassing. Arrogant, small, ignorant, mean, etc etc etc
These people were RE-elected. What would be worse, that they stole the election or didn't?
Barry was almost assuredly playing "stickman" with his SS detail.
Now he just rubs her nose in it and openly.
I hope she cuts his dick off in the Lincoln bedroom.
What do you mean. She has already cut his balls off. You think that he is Dickless? She would have to completely cut him up as he is a Total Dick.
Goodness that is one ugly woman, and his wookie is no looker either.
Indeed, that sir is one pissed off, ugly ass b-tch.
It almost makes me feel sorry for the jerk, then A picture of millions of people whoose lives have been upended for the worse because of this guy comes to mind.
They deserve each other.
Oh lordie, Barry goin be gettin a whoopin behind the woodshed when he get home
How did this ass clown ever become POTUS!? WTF happened to this office and evidently, the offices of others? 29.5 hours pens it best.
....betcha he & brit cameron can't wait for the next big Head of State to "kick the bucket"....flotus, not so much! Game On!!
winning! nothing but class baby
If looks could kill, the Wookie 1st Woman would be tried and convicted! BTW guys, have you read this? Impreachment time, me thinks: http://www.lrb.co.uk/2013/12/08/seymour-m-hersh/whose-sarin
If you don't like looking at the wookie a couple of times a year, see how you'll like looking at Hillary's ugly mug every day...get ready for it............................
hillary is going to post her butt hole in google glass for all men that did not vote for her. and by that time - there will be scent diffusion also.
suffering will be large. she is bent on making big suffering.
'we came, we saw, we killed - ha, ha, ha'
please, we all have to do something to stop this and i'm not joking, and this isn't going to be a lot of fun.
You know it's bad when the Wookie is upset.
The downfall of Western Civilization: televised, on the Interwebs, and the narcissistic "social" networks!
She ought to be upset...it's supposed to be a solemn event and her husband and the goddess queen would prefer to flirt.
A solemn event, please.
A global PR stunt devised to mythologize a communist revolutionary, terrorist, and mass murderer. A fake president paying "respects" for a fake hero. Both "Peace Prize" winners, no less.
Cheap propaganda for the Universal Democracy Religion, pushed by the Powers that own their two degraded, debilitated, formerly First World Nations.
Perhaps she's grieving in her own way for Mandela
the gay jackass Marxist...he's just one of the girls, ain't he? The bitch doesn't approve...fuck her...she chose the life of a sell out traitor. I hope she's miserable and the rest of her life is misery as well.
The stadium behind the A-list self-aggrandisement was one third empty.
The crowd boo'ed Zuma. (Let's remember that unemployment in SA rose from 5% to 50% with Mandela's communist clique), and Johannesburg is the rape and murder capital of the world.
However, the Internationale is happy. So we see cheerful Obama, Cameron and a blonde taking a selfie, getting caught up in their celebrity moment.
Excellent to see Michelle Robinson retaining her integrity as an African American, while her husband (descendant of slave trader Arabs, and Obama himself raised by communists and CIA. Yessuh, Mr Rothschild!) is excited to be the center of attention, with a script written by others.
Widen the picture, and you will see the look of reproval on Michelle Robinson's face, refusing to join in their unseemly jollies.
She's not playing their game. Why? Because her ancestors had blood in the game, and gave them their place at this funeral.
Thanks for setting the record straight. The coverage on Mandela's death and his life minute by minute over the last few days across every news outlet in the Western world is nauseating propaganda. SA is a shit hole now and ironic how many expats emigrated from that place and are now supposedly sad. They might not have left if it wasn't for Mandela.
Please don't mess up a nice feel-good story with the truth.
Baboon.
I don't think negative body language could be more obvious... wow
really, switching seats, looking over the shoulder with the stink eye, you name it... I'll bet Michelle is a *terrible* poker player
and check the teleprompt 'playa' with his open legs and the Dane with her crossed legs. Man, that is micro seconds away from f*cking at Madella's funeral.
lol
The Dane's married into the globalist elites too: her husband, "The Hon." Stephen Kinnock is the son of (Baron) Neil Kinnock, former leader of the Labour Party and ex-chair of the British Council, and (Baroness) Glenys Kinnock, a former Labour Member of the European Parliament and Minister of State at (2009–10) at the UK Foreign Office. He is married to the Prime Minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, whom he met when they were both studying at theCollege of Europe in Bruges, Belgium during 1992–1993, to which he had won a scholarship.
OMFG!
She made him switch seats!
Now you know who wears the pants in the White House!!!
Doesn't she know he prefers penis to pussy!?!?
She's probably more worried about his image, or wants a piece of that Danish!
As an American, I am proud that the First Lady showed more sensitivity for the occasion and the vocal protest of the crowd, rather than play a bit part actor in a play orchestrated by the money power which wanted a tribute, a triumphal procession for its Internationale which fails most people, and profits the few.
Her name is Michelle Robinson, and Barack Hussein Obama was fortunate to seduce her, although she still retains her own dignity on the world stage; a better representation of American feeling than her husband, the actor.
She is a thinking, feeling person, whether you agree with her or not. He is a puppet, and glad to be so.
i agree with constitutional. people change. people make mistakes. people get fooled.
i honestly think michelle obama is o.k. sure, she wanted UP. she wanted big UP. she got tricked.
you think she got tricked anyworse than we did? she thought she was marrying and bearing children with one thing,
and it turned out to be another thing. we thought we were voting (well i didn't, but apparently the majority did) for one
thing and it turned out to be another thing.
you want me to tell you about how many women i know that married and gave birth to guys that tunred out to be liveftime sockcookers?
they have to be, they have to take advantage to survive and fit in.
obama has used every single one of us. and now - he's got the stupidity to laugh about it and mock us.
what goes on behind closed doors we will hardly know. this is pathetic. and i fell bad for her too, but the kids seem to be fairly
normal and well adjusted. i hope she doesn't do a hillary. just check out and move on. she wouldn't be the first woman to get gamed.
how about the wife of john edwards, the estimeed senator from carolinas. etc.
Who among us has never been duped? The old addage still applies. You lay with dogs, you get fleas. The difference is that her horse is still attached to Barry's cart. She doesn't get a pass from me. She sacrificed dignity for ambition. She made her bed, so she can sleep in it.
I really don't know about her; and my belief is she is more concerned about his and her image more than right vs. wrong.
I can't be proud of any politician or government apparatchik; Ron Paul is the only one who has been consistent for more than two years so I give him a pass - voted for him.
Decline of Western Civilization - Rome in it's last days; this is what we are witness to.
Nah, Michelle's just an insecure hater.
Attention active duty military: this is your commander in chief.
Jerking off and shaking hands with commies at a commie funeral.
Ex-military, armed patriots, and active duty... you know what has to be done.
The bitch looks angry !!
Ann Barnhardt is right - Obama is a drug-addled buffoon. It stuns me how many people thought these two were smart in any way.
They rode affirmative action all the way to the white house. Barack Obama is president because his skin contains more melanin than previous presidents. That hasn't seemed to help him execute his responsibilities.
If you like your presidet you can keep your president....
.... for life
No ObamaCare for him tonight.........
one would almost pity O'Bama with his screwed up parents ,goof ball childhood, nasty wife and being out of his league if we were'nt paying for his actions.
I've done some sick things at a funeral, and taking a selfie was probably way down the list (in saying that, i did fuck someone in the toilet, at a wake after several lines of coke, sooooo...well, its apples and oranges isn't it?)
Did i mention it was my cousin? lol only kidding...are you saying i fucked my cousin? Say it to my face you prick!
They were going to double team the Danish PM..
..until Michelle ruined the game... Come on, could ha been a foursome whoresome.
That is the most disgusting photo ever of our "leaders". They debased this event.
He's half white, what did you expect?
yup. he's 50/50 - and despite the white european fascination with BBQ - ms. denmark is going to bet a double whammy - because he inherited the wrong 50% - and besides that - he's over the fence. maybe give him another noble you smart skandies!!
sorry - i know that's not nice. but i'm 100% and i'm little too. no loin clothes needed here.
You're vastly overestimating my intelligence there buddy.
Seems to be the happening thing over there now....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHOEZo7VfN8
Sweden is "mixing it up"!
Somebody is going to be sleeping on the sofa in the Oval Office...
bet there will be a hot time in the black house tonight
First Lady Michelle Robinson is no slick debased lawyer seeking personal fortune and glory at the cost of anyone's death, like Hitlary Cliton did and does.
First Lady Michelle Robinson is no slick debased lawyer
No just one without a license to practice, after having given it up under the threat of being disbarred.
She's as contemptuous of America as her bithch-ass wife.
Fuck her too.
I take your point about her dubious legal status, however, she has behaved with dignity on the world stage, and the U.S. is a world leader with many looking to the First Lady, and they are unaware of provincial issues.
Michelle Robinson behaved well at the funeral, with dignity and integrity, and her husband did not.
It was a celebrity gathering for some including her husband, but it was important for due respect to be shown, not fooling around, in the eyes of the world. Michelle Robinson was a credit to the U.S.A.
Maybe she could also step up and enable more blacks to not listen to Jessi and others that want to oppress blacks to keep them unenabled....
I thought the obama would have done so but hmmmm no go. I thought she was the cause of his inaction, but her actions recently have impressed....
lol. what a stupid dumbass comment.
and why do you think she married the president of the most powerful country in the world?
because she wanted to do the life of the "little match girl"?
be serious ffs. she's greedy as fuck. and that's why she married Obomber Fucktard
The first photo could get turned into one of those motivational posters, with the heading Narcissim: It's all about you, even when it's not.
Who cares if Obama is dancing with the enemy. I choose not to be a spoiler. The banking cartel is walking on egg shells.
America, glad I knew ya ,,,,,,,,, when words fail,,,,,,, I'll just say what a travesty,,,,
Damn I hate iPads.can,t type.
Oh yeah, why the sour puss look Obama in the 3rd picture? A good thigh comparison between an even leggier person on your left compared to the thunder thighs ( huge hamstring hoggers) on your right.
That angry White- and America-hating wookie has been publicly humiliated big time, and will forever remember this. Good.
bitch don't care
she aint self-aware
she just collared top dog
with an evil stare
Why would she feel the need to be that jealous?
It's like making out in the balcony during Shindler's List.
Quite. The holocaust in SA continues, only this time it is Mandela's wife Winnie urging her followers to use their necklaces: kill whites with burning tyres around their necks. It is Zuma robbing the country, for the international elite who pay him to do so.
It is Johannesburg, the rape and murder capital of the world. Remember: Mandela talked tolerance after release from jail for terrorism only AFTER his clique (led by a Russian jew communist who rose to power with him) were assured their way.
Yeah, right. Tolerance for communists is like tolerance for penury or early death. Obey or die! That is communism, much liked by the rootless cosmopolitans of Rothschilds et al who fund this and steal the resources of countries.
SA is a prime example, and the Internationale send all their celebrities to dance on the grave of millions. A victory march for the self-appointed elite.
Ding ding ding!!! lol
OK so add retarded low class to community organizer and that's the jackass the progs are in luv with. No surprise there - fools.
"and I thought you were gay!" "You know it is embarrassing enough that I have to put up with this charade. Please don't complicate by actually behaving like you are interested in other women. You better watch it buster, or I'll tell EVERYBODY about Reggie Love." later that night "Now come on. Lets play China - US bond market. You play China and I f$ck you in thr a$$ with our dildo stap-on named US treasuries"
That's right, bitch, the dollar gunna make you hollah!
Someone's sleeping on the sofa tonight. Or in the doghouse...
"If you have an erection for certain world leaders lasting four or more hours, be sure to call your doctor ... and don't let your Wookie see it."
Obama has the maturity of an 11 year old girl in middle school.
Oh, and Mandela was a terrorist (a real one, not the watered-down word version)
Maybe Chris Hayes, Chris Mathews or Rachel Maddow on MSNBC would like to discuss farm murders or the fact that half a million South Africans have fled the country since Mandela took power.
But they won't even mention it....because it goes against their Mythology.
No sane person could revere Mandela the lifelong communist whose ascent to power after release from jail for terrorism saw his country unemployment rate rise from 5% to 50%, and the nation's capital become the world's rape and murder capital.
However, his fellow travellers with a communist and corporatist agenda own all main stream media, led by Britain's Rothschilds who run Britain's Mi6 which hosted Mandela and trained him during his time in London as a young rabble rouser. There is proof of this in pictures and names documented at the time.
He was a wastrel ladies man with some intelligence and big ambition; a narcissist; perfect material to be moulded. His first wife divorced him for beating her (later bought into the PR like Hilary Clinton), and his second wife is a psychopathic killer.
They are not fit persons to be in the presence of Michelle Robinson.
Not to forget the "prawns" in Jo'burg.
The funeral was pretty cool.....cause you could have a whole section of the stadium to yourself if you wanted it.
Apparently the event was not well publicized.
Remember it was the white Zionist elite of South Africa who helped Israel get some of the most advanced weapon systems. With the Rothschilds controlling much of South Africa's gold, platinum and diamond mines, it should come as no suprise that they have the final say, whatever the creed at the top.
I was with you until your last sentence.
You are naive if you think the Obamas have no blood on their hands. They are race baiting scum and have attempted to incite violence with any crisis. Birds of a feather...
Rudy sez: "You're like school on Saturday: no class."
Fuck him.
mandela and the crack conspiracy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdpV59Ak3TQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7abiBIsuySY
Drugs, guns, prostitution. Never gets old. Universal. What's new? Homage to someone like Mandela, a victory parade for the robber barons.
What a bellow... the ugly gorilla is NOT worried about the leggy blonde... she knows better... maybe Cameron is the issue...
http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Ap5IxObvx36UayQqclvFVA9G2vAI;_ylc=X1...
http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay
Cameron and his wife are directly linked to the Rothschilds. They'd fck anything for a million or two. You're barking up the wrong tree if you think the pictures are about sex. It's about the 'in' crowd cavorting over the graves of millions.
'Yeah. Man. Here we are. We got it. Cool, dude and dudette. Best funeral, evah! See Bono there? We get more attention than a rock star. Coooool.'
Callow Barack.
So this guy's wife hates him and I wish he would stop taking out on the rest of us. There is no end to the punishment he will serve to the taxpayers to equalize his dreadful home life.....
Pay attention. It's not his home life. It's yours. Do something about it.
Future historians, if such a thing exists will wish they were alive in these times. A juncture, a seminal event in time.
Must agree with you, erg. G'night.
This is what happens when you put trash in charge.
so nobody here gets a hardon at the gorilla pen at the zoo? all those hot female gorillas, just beggin for it.
...as a Wookie scorned.
And finally,
Be grateful that Michelle Robinson maintained a sense of decorum and respect while those about her entertained themselves. Her manner may be the only one that spares the USA from further embarrassment as a result of her husband's latest faux pas.
Paalease. Do you know a damn thing about her? She's as much an embarrassment as he is.
Just for you, Dr. Engali, whose comments usually show more depth of understanding.
Provincial disputes are irrelevant on the world stage. Michelle Robinson was a credit to her country which remains a world power, for now. Her husband's behavior was ridiculous. On a par with Cameron Rothschild boy, and the blonde nobody cares about, geo-politically.
Goodnight, best wishes.
Unfortunately for her she is stuck with the world's clown prince (who seems completely clueless about his thoughtless behavior).
oh shit, someone is not pleased.
Ah Huh..
He'll be giving himself a selfie tonight.
That's what Reggie "the body man" Loooooooove is for
8=======D ~~~~~~~~~ 0<:
look who's gonna sleep on the sofa tonight ...
The first lady !
...by her choice to distance herself from her husband's ridiculous behavior.
This has to be one of the best articles on ZH all month!
Secret service runs interference and will isolate the first lady unit in a security pod when I bang the white broad.
I must admit it is possible Bath House likes black dick and white snatch.
So maybe in addition to all the rest, he is also the first AC/DC pResident.
Obama was all like "Helle yeah!", but then the Wookie was all like "Aw Helle No!"
Thanks Tyler - Once again ZH makes my day!!!
A world run by high school kids - what could possibly go wrong?
The blonde probably ASKED for Michelle to change seats....
I hate the debasement of the english language
We have already debased accounting standards,
Morality standards,
financial standards,
and every other friggin standards
How many wars did this country fight in the name of liberating humanity from the clenches of communism? What a bunch of hypocrisy;
http://www.lewrockwell.com/lrc-blog/useful-idiots-2013/
They guy isn't even sincere about his tribute to Mandela. What a joke this all is.
I can't wait to see what WB7 does with this. I might suggest some Mad Dog 20/20 bottles be introduced to the photos somewhere. Lots of them and many empties.
... followed by the knockout game.
Ahh yes, another ethnic game supported by the great community organizer's silence.
Moochelle looks like somebody backed over her Christmas puppy with a pickup truck.
I wonder how she will punish him for this? She cant use the no sex trick because from what I'm told he doesn't like pussy.
But i wouldnt want to be on the opposte end of that glare. Talk about shooting daggers.
Denmark's PM has a new G.B.F. !!!
gotta have a pic of that...
The ride home on Air Force One is not going to be much fun.
Most likely on separate flights...
Lets start a caption contest shall we. comment by # of photo. ready go!
1. Can you believe everyone came to see me at Nellie's funeral?
2. That looks better then my wedding photo.
3. Is it my turn to speak yet about how this is effecting me?
2. My willy is just this big.
3. Dane PM texting aide; if you want to be employed tomorrow you better get me the hell out of here.
She's probably wondering how she got suckered into this "oreo cookie" moment.
Barry likes white chicks, always has. Took a blonde to his high school prom. The wookie knows it too. I bet she burns like a cinder over that too.
No, that was Reggie in drag at the Prom.
Come to think of it, has anybody ever seen Larry Sinclair and the Wookie in the same place, at the same time?
All of Barry's history indicates that he's a big fan of the mangina.