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Damage Control: "Selfie At A Funeral" Photographer Explains What Really Happened
Following yesterday's "selfie-gate" furore at Nelson Mandela's memorial service, it is perhaps unsurprising that the AFP photographer responsible for the series of incriminating photos come out with a wordy (and picturey) response to explain what we all saw. Roberto Schmidt notes, "it was interesting to see politicians in a human light because usually when we see them it is in such a controlled environment. Maybe this would not be such an issue if we, as the press, would have more access to dignitaries and be able to show they are human as the rest of us." Indeed, especially for a president whose only focus is to be seen as "one of the people" and not actually doing, you know, work to help the people.
Via Roberto Schmidt of AFP blog,
So here’s the photo, my photo, which quickly lit up the world’s social networks and news websites. The “selfie” of three world leaders who, during South Africa’s farewell to Nelson Mandela, were messing about like kids instead of behaving with the mournful gravitas one might expect.
In general on this blog, photojournalists tell the story behind a picture they’ve taken. I’ve done this for images from Pakistan, and India, where I am based. And here I am again, but this time the picture comes from a stadium in Soweto, and shows people taking a photo of themselves. I guess it’s a sign of our times that somehow this image seemed to get more attention than the event itself. Go figure.
Anyway, I arrived in South Africa with several other AFP journalists to cover the farewell and funeral ceremonies for Nelson Mandela. We were in the Soccer City stadium in Soweto, under a driving rain. I’d been there since the crack of dawn and when I took this picture, the memorial ceremony had already been going on for more than two hours.
From the podium, Obama had just qualified Mandela as a “giant of history who moved a nation towards justice." After his stirring eulogy, America’s first black president sat about 150 metres across from where I was set up. He was surrounded by other foreign dignitaries and I decided to follow his movements with the help of my 600 mm x 2 telephoto lens.
So Obama took his place amid these leaders who’d gathered from all corners of the globe. Among them was British Prime Minister David Cameron, as well as a woman who I wasn’t able to immediately identify. I later learned it was the Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning Schmidt. I’m a German-Colombian based in India, so I don’t feel too bad I didn’t recognize her! At the time, I thought it must have been one of Obama’s many staffers.
Anyway, suddenly this woman pulled out her mobile phone and took a photo of herself smiling with Cameron and the US president. I captured the scene reflexively. All around me in the stadium, South Africans were dancing, singing and laughing to honour their departed leader. It was more like a carnival atmosphere, not at all morbid. The ceremony had already gone on for two hours and would last another two. The atmosphere was totally relaxed – I didn’t see anything shocking in my viewfinder, president of the US or not. We are in Africa.
(AFP Photo / Roberto Schmidt)
I later read on social media that Michelle Obama seemed to be rather peeved on seeing the Danish prime minister take the picture. But photos can lie. In reality, just a few seconds earlier the first lady was herself joking with those around her, Cameron and Schmidt included. Her stern look was captured by chance.
I took these photos totally spontaneously, without thinking about what impact they might have. At the time, I thought the world leaders were simply acting like human beings, like me and you. I doubt anyone could have remained totally stony faced for the duration of the ceremony, while tens of thousands of people were celebrating in the stadium. For me, the behaviour of these leaders in snapping a selfie seems perfectly natural. I see nothing to complain about, and probably would have done the same in their place. The AFP team worked hard to display the reaction that South African people had for the passing of someone they consider as a father. We moved about 500 pictures, trying to portray their true feelings, and this seemingly trivial image seems to have eclipsed much of this collective work.
(AFP Photo / Roberto Schmidt)
It was interesting to see politicians in a human light because usually when we see them it is in such a controlled environment. Maybe this would not be such an issue if we, as the press, would have more access to dignitaries and be able to show they are human as the rest of us.
I confess too that it makes me a little sad we are so obsessed with day-to-day trivialities, instead of things of true importance.
During Mandela's memorial service in Johannesburg. (AFP Photo / Roberto Schmidt)
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Post-spun or not, here is the just released take of the Taiwan animators on the Obama gaffe:
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Too late, Obama still had to sleep on the couch last night.
Yeah Michelle looked very angry. What's not to like about a blue-eyed, slender blonde who is the Prime Minister of another country?
"I confess too that it makes me a little sad we are so obsessed with day-to-day trivialities, instead of things of true importance."
You mean like if I take a picture of myself all goofing off and having a good time at a somber occasion rather than remembering someone who helped pave the way for me to get where I am? Yeah, I kind of agree with that...
You can't polish a turd but you can attempt to roll it in glitter!
So the photog from the AFP (African Funky Press) said that Obama doesn't work.
Huh...
LOL
Just wants to be one of the people.
Like headlining ESPN after Armageddon.
Brothers and Circuses.
What's really cool is the way all my progressive mates are soooo sick and tired of politics, anymore.
LOL
That's right it's Gerry Ford's fault.
Lt. Warf looks pissed http://blogs.afp.com/english/public/obama-schmidt-cameron_m.jpg
If you like your selfie , you can keep your selfie. Period.
Explain all you want, photo-boy, you are still marked for death.
Nah, Obama said: "I only blame my selfie".
We should all thank our lucky stars that "smartphones" weren't around when Clinton was in office.
If I was Obama I would sleep on the coach every night and Jack my self off to sleep instead of fucking that beast.
So the next time I am a pall bearer, it will be fashionable to take a selfie with me and the boys and the casket?
Just make sure its an open casket with everyone standing around the open section smiling and doing a thumbs up, including the corpse.
Straight from sweet home Chicago:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-kass-met-1211-20131211,0,5791218.column
http://imgur.com/gFye3ZG
danish prime minister says golf is "noble and honorable sport", "no disrespect intended", "photograph misrepresents the sense of gravity felt by everyone at that moment", "image was probably photoshopped"
Selfie - it's all about me, and fuck the rest of you = Obama.
Not even a "hey, Moochele, get in the pict"
Complete psycho.
You can call bullshit gold, but you can't change the smell.
These reporters will go to any lengths to protect their Emperor so why should we believe some AFP photographer who's primary job is to get as close to Obama as possible to snap photos, up to and including counting his pubes while servicing him.
Sooo.....we're calling the disinformation agents reporters these days?
WOW, explain this one away Barry! Bill Ayers admits he wrote "Dreams From My Father"!!!!!!!!http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/archives/10162
Great article, thanks!
100% of Obama is fake. More and more people are waking up to this fact. This Ayers 'confession' could gain momentum, and it should, but consider that even his patently FAKE birth certificate was given no scrutiny by anyone.
Obama could be videotaped murdering children with his bare hands in the Rose Garden and nobody would bat an eye.
Oh, and FU NSA. That one was for free.
I wonder, how many pakistani children were droned Tuesday?
Stack On
Bill Ayers admits he wrote "Dreams From My Father"!!!!!!!!
I called Bill Ayers and asked him for the full name of Frank in the book.....he declined to comment.
The NYT's will be all over this.
(In 2016)
some of my most indelible child experiences were as an altar boy at funerals. My favorite is when my friend and fellow altar boy got so affected by the incense that he passed out and on the way down, hit his head on the casket. The grieving family freaked out but the priest didn't blink an eye. One of my first clues that priests were a little different
He has Reggie for that; Jarret takes care of the wookie.
damm that was some funny shit right there. abet nasty ; )
Pretty sure that Carlos Danger agrees with that!
At least Clinton got a happy ending out of it.
This new crop of politicians cannot even practice infidelity correctly.
Obama pulling his harlem shuffle. Or better yet, the Chicago thug hood N boy!
Clinton show'd how its dun to grief right.
Pretty evident all along that this is the laziest president ever.
das raciss
but true.
TPTB can spin all they want, it's just BS, plain and simple.
There is no possibility of trying to spin Moochele's expression into something it wasn't!
She was pissed, pissed and more pissed...
How would you behave if your wife/husband was chatting up a hottie/hunk in your presence?
I would be livid, just like Moochele. Human emotion, ignore it at your own peril.
DaddyO
Either FLOTUS was seriously pissed, or she had a very bad bout of - and this is not my diagnosis nor opinion, but that of one Dave Chappelle (whom I think of as a true comedic genius) - Itus
They don't do it and he keeps waving that flag. Its embarrasing to her even though he is doing a bang up job on the usa.
Typical O stuff.
lol... no more like :(
If her eyes were lazers, The 0we'Bamabot would have been a smoking crater.
What may not be known in honkey town is the visceral hatred American black women have when they see black men having any type of a relationship with a white woman.
The one set of photos we have yet to see is the action where Mrs. Worf physically separated the The Choommiester and the white slut.
We got to see the final result, just not the actual process of separating them.
Now, that would be classic.
Even if you buy into the spin that FLOTUS wasn't pissed, you're still left with the fact that President is laughing it up at a funeral.
It Harding's fault.
Tanya?
poor white trash with unlimited cash AND a worn out VHS of "Ice Castles" does not success make.
That's classist.
Excuse me, but that wouldn't be a "Stiffy" I see there in Obama's crotch, now would it?
Actually you can. Mythbusters and our politicians prove it. Still doesn't change the content within.
Again they want us to disbelieve what we see with our own eyes and believe only the shit they feed us.
Three or more separate and different pictures taken at different times, all with the second lady (first lady = Reggie Love). All the pictures show a pissed Moochelle, one even where she switched seats to get between the Prez and his danish. What a crock of shit. What-cha gonna believe - yer lyin eyes?
Tyler, forgot the name of the guy doing the tech around here but it looks like every poster who disrespects Dear Leader gets an automatic RED mark.. I am thinking a glitch of some sort i nthe software, cognitive most likely..
@Pladizow, Mythbusters were able to polish a turd. Just saying...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
Fuck Nelson Mandela..twisted rulers of these states having a big gang bang, complete withe sacred eulogy to a commie bastard..these maggots are insane
Shorter: Obama is a douchebag.
NELSON MANDELA hardly helped pave the way for Obama to become POTUS. Stop dreaming.
He was imprisoned in S.Africa; got released 25 years later. The installed him as President.
And this in turn somehow improved civil rights, racial harmony, progress of mixed white American/African citizens, and political landscape of the U.S.? You wish.
Obama's appointment was a marketing ploy to buy TPTB 8 more years. Like a pretty girl, he made everyone take their eye off the ball after the Bush years. Meanwhile the robbery continued. It had nothing to do with current racial progress in the USA. If anything things have gotten worse.
Further, Saint Nelson Mandela - unbeknown to most - invaded a soverign neighboring country in order to steal it's water and install a friendly government. South African troops invaded, citizens of Lesotho were killed. While Apartheid fell, it fell before Mandela was released not because. And then the naive, neophyte, newly selected President got suckered in by classic neo-liberalism, rubber stamping the continuation of economic exclusivity of the usual suspects.
Read John Pilger's accounts.
Mandela’s funeral gave politicians the world over the chance to jump on board the new racism. Yesterday’s appearance on the Hannity show by fallen conservative idol, Marco Rubio, provided a disgusting example of politicians positioning themselves to get votes.
Rubio, bringing on his “let’s fix immigration” spiel, actually wove in a declaration of how men like Mandela have spread democracy and human rights around the world. Apparently, according to Rubio, it was all right for Mandela, a communist, to rise up in a genocidal campaign against Whites, but it was not all right for Obama to shake hands with the Communist Raul Castro because Raul and Fidel had persecuted Cubans.
When world opinion and votes are at stake, color is the key, you see.
At this point it matter very little what has transpired. The reason it doesn't matter is because humans are incapable of learning from history.
What matters is going forward.
My question is now that Saint Mandela is dead how long will they be able to contain the desire by blacks to ethnically cleanse South Africa of whites?
Do an internet search on the camps where they keep poor whites in south africa. It's very disturbing how the politically correct MSM ignores what is happening.
"....... remembering someone who helped pave the way for me to get where I am?"
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
You didn't oppress that. You had help along the way.
FLOTUS to POTUS last night when POTUS tried to make a move:
"I know you Di'int!!! Where Reggie Love?! Your ass need some Reggie. mmmm hmmm."
"No you di'in". "Yo ass..."
There. Fixed grey boy.
Thanks!
(I forgot to highlight the inevitable finger wagging as she proclaimed it so, too - the side to side finger wag action).
I KNOW YOU DI'IN!!! {index finger wagging side to side in synch with neck}
And you also forgot the Z snap at the end.
Mochelle is gonna slap dat blond beotch up-side her head!
Yes, and when its another leader, discretion is assured.
"I confess too that it makes me a little sad we are so obsessed with day-to-day trivialities, instead of things of true importance."
I call selfies trivial and the economy of true importance, evidently Obama bitched that some one caught him being his usuall ignorant selfie!
I hardly consider this sort of sophmoric behavior trivial in a grown man well into his maturity, and I am deeply mortified and frankly frightened by this public lapse. How can a man who can't even govern himself lead a nation? It is the sort of thing that would get a child of mine past the age of reason a thrap to the ear or a pinch to remind him of his manners, and I'll bet Michelle was tempted. Surely you would expect any adult, let alone a person in his position to be capable of comporting themselves with simple respect, at least, during a function such as this. Changing seats is a thing one does to separate obstreperous children of an age incapable of regulating their own behavior, and I also find it alarming that she felt the need to do this, as if a simple word in his ear would not be sufficient, unless it was her intention to punish him with embarrassment in front of other heads of state and the whole world, a distinct possibility. She publicly brought him to heel, and consider the ramifications of that. That he complied indicates to me that he judged her willing to make an even bigger public scene.
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'The first time I saw a picture of her, the words "Look at those pissy eyes!" just came to me.
And gee… "Look at those pissy eyes."
It really says a lot about a woman, who looks like that.
•J•
V-V
Really? motherfucker can't comprehend we spent millions of dollars to send him there as our representative. that being the case, dignity is not optional. you're working, asshole.
The Secret Service comms that occurred last night:
SS 1: "Sir, the POTUS is secure on the COTPOTUS (Couch of The POTUS).
SS 2: "Rodger."
"Sir, POTUS is secure on the REGPOLE."
"Roger."
fuck all the elitist statist cocksuckers. obama and all the rest. fuck 'em with a pole axe
Word!
'Z' snap!
If you like your delusion, you can keep your delusion.
You banged it Freewolf7
Problem is, what percent is delusional? (i.e. the FreeShit Army)
If over 50%, the rest of us is fucked.
And I think we're already there.
Find yourself a state about to secede, prep and dig in.
Sounds like the photog is a bit worried that he's in deep shit. He takes the photos, puts them out to the public, then tries to cover his tracks. WTF???
Seems like photog Roberto needs to clean a little O-fecal matter off of his nose, like most of the other press in this world.
Spot on. You can kiss your press pass goodbye, photo-boy. I'm guessing he will next be assigned to cover the civil war in that West African country.
Aw come on. It can't be that bad. I'll bet they invite him to dinner in the white house. "Gee, what a huge bowl of rice you are serving me, Mister Prezident".
He didn't build take those pictures. Somebody else gave him help along the way.
Paging Obama: If You like Our Prime Minister you can keep the silly biatch - PLEASE!
Ahem...
Thorning-Schmidt: My husband isn't gay
http://cphpost.dk/news/thorning-schmidt-my-husband-isnt-gay.2514.html
Sex, leaks and taxes: The changing face of Danish politics
http://cphpost.dk/news/sex-leaks-and-taxes-the-changing-face-of-danish-p...
Stephen Kinnock faces fresh tax allegations
"Police in Denmark are considering a complaint about the financial affairs of Stephen Kinnock, the 40-year-old son of the former Labour leader. Mr Kinnock, who is married to the Danish Opposition leader, has been accused of avoiding tax by understating the amount of time he spent in the country."
http://planetpmc.blogspot.dk/2010/08/stephen-kinnock-faces-fresh-tax.html
..the offer stands, if You like Our PM, You...
Well, we've got some pretty good whore houses we could put her to work in.
"Well, we've got some pretty good whore houses we could put her to work in."
..in a nice-tan area? - Airplane Quote bitchez!
Coffee, Cream?
No, thank you, I take it black, like my men
Maybe she was brokering a deal for a rendevous between the Oreo and her husband.
Obama puts "fun" into "funeral".
Yeah, OK. So the South Africans mourn differently, and maybe we should not expect our dignitaries to be, well, dignified on such an occassion. After all, they can be human too. But the real key to this incident is that it was a SELFIE. It captured in a single frame the self absorption of this president in particular and of politicians in general. This episode wasn't about Mandela, it was as it always is, about BHO.
There were a bunch of photos of Obama and the Prime Minister of Denmark that were as funny as hell. That had to be the longest, most boring service in the history of mankind.
how do you explain the photo a little later where michelle and obama switched seats?
@pragmatic: As it was raining, Michelle might have had a
"case of the itchy azz".
Michelle could tell that the Potus got wood, so she was going to have no part of that and moved in between them. he instantly went flaccid sitting next to his biatch.
im thinking it was Michelle's time of the month.
OTR
Storm in a teacup.
Yup, they were obviously bored shitless. Hell, how many people can boast of grabbing the Prime Minister of the UK's face like a football and dragging it into a selfie which included the President of the US?
Hey, here's an idea: before the President of the United States spends tens of millions of dollars flying Air Force One and his entourage to the other side of the world, can he pretend to have enough weighty things to work on such that he doesn't end up acting like a 14 year old hitting on the Hawt Chick. Is that too much to ask? Between the Economy, China, the disaster that is Obamacare, and about 90 other things, does he really have time for this?
So, yeah, people are a bit pissed.
People die, even great men. And presidents, prime ministers, etc go to their memorial services. If they didn't, we'd probably see equivalent outrage from the other side of the isle.
In this particula event, the memorial service was 5 hours long. Five hours, of listening to lots of boring, long-winded, repetitive speeches, delivered in a particularly pontificating manner, by people who attempt to collect cheap points, acting as if they were Mandela's best friend. And you tell me that people who have to spend the entire 5 hours won't find ways of entertaining themselves?
What do you expect him to do? Solve world hunger while Jacob Zuma is speaking? There's a million reasons why ultimately Obama is a tool of the establishment, and deserve every bit of criticism aimed at him. But him having a joke or two at a memorial seriously means absolutely nothing in the great scheme of things.
"And you tell me that people who have to spend the entire 5 hours won't find ways of entertaining themselves?"
How in the world did they go to the restroom or eat. Can't you just see George W., Bill, and Jimmy sitting there and saying "Hey Barack, What did you do last summer?
Barack: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Kenya hunting Hyenas!
Bill: Did you shoot any?
Barack: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
+1 for the Napoleon Dynamite quote.
YES! Solving world hunger while anyone was speaking would be a good start!
He's the fucking president! His JOB is to represent America and look and act respectful of his position. Not a twelve year old boy being asked to sit still or out for a day with the boys. He is above his office. He is late for every event. He is photographed with his feet on the presidential desk. He is bigger than the office or any other convention other than his OWN self importance. He is a nihilistic prick who doesn't give a shit about anything or one except himself.
Is that too harsh of a analysis?
no. you are exactly right
Mandela was a joke. Why not joke?
Couldn't disagree more. This is the President's "Space Shuttle Challenger moment"...and instead he appeared to be talking policy while at least to me a very appropriately upset First Lady was trying to remind the President "this isn't the time to be plotting World War Z." Where was Jimmy Carter? Where was Bill Clinton? Miles away from what I could see. The only thing missing was a "call down" to George W for "the exclamation point." Handshake with Raul? Wow. Yeah...this thing went off exactly as scripted. Next up "a game of Kiev Chicken." This President is one of the most surprising and fascinating in US history. I expect a wild weekend of news ahead...no one has even mentioned the massive shake up of staff positions going on. "Chicago out...New York City in." I think we're on the verge of policy battles inside the White House not seen since Lincoln. The only thing missing is an "I'm in charge" moment.
Nikka!
jackass - he ruins the economy and our healthcare system and then flies off to another 10 million vacation in africa
HE ruins.....
You think it's a single gun man? You believe he is thinking this plan up? The last 30 years HIS idea/fault?
I didn't/wouldn't vote for him, (Wrote in Ron Paul). But the Red team / Blue Team shit has Got to stop.
THEY'RE THE SAME TEAM. With a Large Supporting Cast.
Yes, HE ruins! He hasn't done/doesn't know how to do ONE DAMN THING to help the economy since he's been POTUS. All he knows is take from the gots and give to the ain't gots. Simple. The SOB is a communist lazy golf playin asshole.
But think of all the travel miles he's racking up on his Capital One credit card.
Once his time in office is over he can exchange them and pay off the national debt.
As we continue to see, even here at ZH some can never overcome the Red Team, Blue Team bullshit! The same team where it really counts, robbing the peasants of all they can while a small group of bankster families rake in 90% of everything, throwing those other maggots desperately trying to get to the top of their individual shit piles plenty enough to keep them more than satisfied and on side.
IMHO...that Obama is narcistic, is not even open to debate.
Most homosexuals are narcissist...That is why you see a lot of them in great shape; infatuated with their body...they have low self esteem.
Question.
Seriously.
Why does everybody keep saying he's homosexual?
What is the evidence?
(no, don't question my motives, because you all know I'm trying to stir up the pot, no?)
Being a card carrying member of a Shitcago bathhouse, along with RAM Emanuel?
google " Larry Sinclair "
Oh come on knucks, we all know why you want to know.
Just send your boy some selfies of your man hood and title it "The Rock Krusher".
Then when he replies with a personal invitation to meet him at the Undisclosed "Reggie Love" Location just make sure he sends a limo.
I've never googled a man, and I'm not going to start now.
Ok, Knuk, let me walk you through this real slow and simple.
Question #1: Name one time Obama told the truth about anything.
You can't because he hasn't yet.
Question #2: If they asked him if he was homosexual, what do you think he would say?
Of course not. Just look at my beautiful family!
So, if he was telling the truth about that, it would be the first time ever. Plus the bathhouse thing. That's just damned odd no matter how you slice it.
Occams muthafuckin razor!
How can you have questions? Isn't Moochelle a male of the species?
Because he only finds himself attractive?
Seems like a weak story to me...definitely damage control. Regardless of the atmosphere o-man's behavior was like that of george bush...a 16 year old on his first road trip.
of course - blame it on Bush
The New Normal has become either Ronnie Reagan's or Gerry Ford's fault.
And just for some additional fodder for my progressive asshole buds, keep in mind Abe Lincoln was a Republican, not a Democrat.
Ya, but that was when being a Republican actually meant something other than gay bashing and minority hating.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Of course its been postulated that Lincoln was a homosexual.
The first line of defense for any asshole is "everyone else is doing it". Obama has the fuckup "life award" and most can't really deny it so they must equivocate it to everyone else. None of us are fucking perfect, but really.....this asshole? Ok...he is a clean, well spoken black man. I'll give you that
And George Wallace is now a Republican depending which news outlets you watch.
can you read? looks like you can't...I said LIKE georgie bush NOT because of georgie bush...you are one dumb mf'er...this cuntry is fucked for a good reason..too may stupid mf'ers
I'm sick of every Obama apologist out there mentioning Bush or Reagan everytime anyone points out what a fucking mess Obama is, and then claiming its not about left or right, red or blue. If its not, why mention Bush? It fucking fucked up! Isn't that enough? It has to stop. Its always been bad and getting worse, but this will not go to infinity. It will stop and acting like it the same as its ever been is delusional towards a disasterous end.
Like him or not Bush wouldn't have been shucking and jiving with a woman he's not married to otherwise the press would have hounded him for weeks.
That Bush can "shuck and jive" is in and of itself of interest.
they both behaved poorly (often) and juvenile...hit..don't hit...I don't see the difference...oh yeah georgie was a good born again christian! georgie bush...there was a piece of work..certainly no better or worse than the o-man....they look a bit different but smell the same
True, but the difference is that Bush had this attitude when he was 18, not 52....
The word you are looking for is Gravitas. Bush had it. Clinton had it. Reagan had it. Carter had it - if he had nothing else, he at least had that. Even Nixon had it.
Only Obama is too much of a loser to know how to act at a funeral. If everyone else was dancing, the President of the United States would still be expected to project the proper attitude. He is our representative. Bush had Gravitas; Obama has none.
Wait a minute. George WarBush and wife Laura were present at the event and had the sense to stay away from President Warbama.
Or, the Bushies were ostracized because The Messiah didn't want to be seen with them.
Where's the photo of Michelle laughing and joking with those around her? I'm calling BS on that statement.
Who you gonna believe? The media or your lyin' eyes?
What a douche nozzle...when does he pull his lips from statist ass? Never would be my guess!
LMAO!! Spot on, Will!
I dunno man, that looks shopped to me.
You're right, I should have made her head bigger.
She does have beautiful hair. It's likes a spontaneous reaction...almost had it myself the other day. You just wanna reach out and...
should've put barry's hand on her knee or thigh while giving moochelle laser beam or ice shooting from her eyes. still love your work. top notch.
NAILED HER...ooops, I mean NAILED IT. While many will go on here about Reggie and his magic unicorn act..."the blonde" still represents a holy grail of many dreamy conquests in the black culture. Perhaps mommy influenced, but hey, if a photograph needs this much of a fucking explanation for the sheep, then be aware indeed. Bravo and touché. You give BigFurHat a run for the money regularly, or maybe you are all one in the same. No matter, keep up the good work.
Bam! ;)
And remember babe, if that line is busy, try 1-900-HUSSEIN. That's my special number for smokin' hot princess bee-atches!
LMAO!
I like how the First Wookie has a ginormous head like the Red Queen.