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Facebook To Join S&P 500, S&P 100
The long anticipated and often rumored move of Facebook to the S&P 500 has finally arrived or technically will arrive on December 20 when FB will replace Teradyne, only this time we get two for the price of one. From BBG:
- FACEBOOK TO JOIN S&P 100 AND S&P 500
We can't wait for TWTR to move up in sympathy. As for the reasons behind the move - one must do whatever is needed to keep what little is left of retail speculators happy.
And in other news, Alliance Data Systems (ADS) and Mohawk (MHK) are also joining the S&P 500
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What does Facebook sell again?
'Likes'. They sell likes.
You can buy one for about anywhere from a nickel to .22 apiece.
Is that like (ha) heavy petting?
Farmville is a hint. They sell cattle.
Why don't they sell farms?
zuckerberg... rockefeller's grandson?:
http://philosophers-stone.co.uk/wordpress/2012/05/mark-zuckerberg-is-gra...
Given it takes about two seconds on the interwebs to find papa Zuck, I find this to be nothing but disinfo.
Your private information........
twitter and facebook = advertising networks
We all need body fat to live. In fact, it is so essential to normal, healthy functioning that an average, size 10, slim female carries approximately 100,000 calories of fat on her body.
Abercrombie and Fitch would send her a " Show Cause " thru her FaceBook account.
Standard & Face. It's all unfolding as planned. ;)
If I steal some good software, can I get venture capital and an S&P placement also ?
Or do I have to belong to a certain demographic group ?
Mighty odd that Zuckerberg, after stealing the Facebook code from the Winklevoss, was given venture capital from people of the same religion, i.e. other Jews.
Why didn't Zuck's VC's offer start-up money to the Winklevoss' ?
It's a repeat of what happened 100 years ago - when the Warner Brothers stole Edison's invention from him, and used it without his permission.
Edison had it coming. He stole everything he could from Nikola Tesla.
lol at fuckshit.
its like they said afterhours, '' we really wanted to go to sleep tonight with fuckbook above 50 dollars, what can do we to get it there''?
o ya, lets announce after hours that it will join the s&p 500, that should do the trick.
fuckbook will be one of the many companies to have its value drop substansially once shit hits the fan.
Just wait though...even though facebook is losing traction among users (real human ones at least). you'll see increased ad revenue because they packed the board of directors with people who have multiple board seats at other companies with big ad spends. And *that* is how you run a crony-capitalist system and defy even the most rigorous and thorough analyses. Don't forget, we are
"exporting democracy".
Okay, I'd say we're at the top now. Party like it's 1999 bitches.
That's nice - adding a high quality name like Facebook should be just the trick to reinvigorate and restore the S&P rally.
Anybody want to invest in my new endevor its all social media
Im calling it Fuckface , it will bring all the fuckfaces of the world finally to unite thus makeing it the ultimate unline and offline something FB doesnt have, multi fuckface media hub! I also have ideas for Fuckbucks and Fuckter.
Will they be selling Fuckerbergers at Fuckbucks, might i politely enquire ?
gotta compete against the brands somehow! http://creativebits.org/files/buttfuckers.jpg
old one but . . . same theme . . .
http://myaccount.nobleworkscards.com/mod_images/imageitem/8245-fuckers-funny-cartoons-happy-birthday-card.jpg
The Sh!t & Pi$$ is now complete with Farce book
At least somebody will be enjoying a Santa Claus rally.
YCMTSU!
my new acronym!
120+ billion Market Cap for Facebook. They are valued the same as companies like Disney.
This bubble is so much bigger than anything I thought possible.
Oh god, not facefuck. Well at least the good news is, when I short ES I'll be shorting this NSA-backed trainwreck. Fuck 'em.
Sometimes you join Facebook, sometimes Facebook joins you.