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Meanwhile, This Is How They Settle Things In Georgia's Parliament

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As tensions escalate in Ukraine, risk indicators flash redder than red, and the US is now considering "sanctions" against the divided nation, parliamentarians in Georgia (ironically Stalin's birthplace) have a different way to solve their differences... as the following fight suggests...

 

 

Via The Telegraph,

Deputies from majority and opposition parties fought at the plenary session of the Georgian parliament over plans to encourage supporters of Ukraine's European integration.

 

Video footage taken inside the parliament shows government officials throwing documents in the air and brawling with one another following the opposition's suggestions.

 

Deputy Giorgi Baramidze wanted to encourage supporters of Ukraine's European integration with a special resolution.

 

Mr Baramidze also condemned violence inflicted on participants of peaceful rallies in Kyiv.

 

No one was seriously injured in the incident, but opposition representatives have demanded a public apology from the parliamentary majority before they will participate in any more plenary meetings.

 

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Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:48 | 4237202 ejmoosa
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No worries about that here.  The Republicans would never put up a real fight.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:50 | 4237206 TruthInSunshine
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It's still better than the Ukrainian Chainsaw Massacre.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:05 | 4237269 A Nanny Moose
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At least these people are eating each other, rather than "innocent" civilians.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:09 | 4237281 GVB
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Coming to Europe somewhere in June (and the HERD just might be participating this time...)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbLFo02jlH8

 

 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:40 | 4237400 HoofHearted
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I think it would be a lot more exciting if normal citizens got to brawl with the politicians. More people would pay more money for that. Just imagine getting the right to have at Harry Reid...first shot goes to the highest bidder. If Harry survivies, second bidder gets a chance at him. All on pay-per-view. We've just solved the deficit problem...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:39 | 4237628 EscapingProgress
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At least the Georgians know that the Georgian politicians aren't all on the same side like the politicians in the U.S. I would like to see Nancy Pelosi get kicked in the nuts at least once.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:59 | 4237716 smlbizman
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can u see harriet reid scratching out michelle mcconnels eyes

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 08:34 | 4239097 Ar-Pharazôn
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as i citizien the only thing i would really enjoy is:

 

-providing them a really big flat arena

 

-providing them with all sorts of medieval weapons for melee fights and all sorts of armor and protection

 

-perhaps some horse too

 

 

enjoy the show

 

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Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:05 | 4237276 Harbanger
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They do fight like hell against any candidate that may be supported by the TP.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:55 | 4237697 caconhma
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I dream to see something similar here in the US Congress. Unfortunately, our banking oligarchy controls out congressional prostitutes too well.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:50 | 4237205 NoWayJose
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Cruz could take down the distinguished senator from Nevada...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:26 | 4237345 Groundhog Day
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if only the real world was like celebrity death match.  I would pay big bucks to watch obama and putin duke it out in a cage match

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:34 | 4237368 john39
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"duke it out" seems like false advertising. Obama wouldn't last five seconds.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:38 | 4237395 Harbanger
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Putin wouldn't last either. Barry loves eating russian bears. 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:12 | 4237539 Keyser
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Yeah, he would start by tossing Putin's salad. 

 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:18 | 4237563 Harbanger
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You got the joke.  That's sick.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:49 | 4237212 FieldingMellish
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Its like a City of Toronto council meeting! Crack pipe anyone?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 22:29 | 4238515 El Tuco
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If only we were so lucky to have someone like Rob Ford, he could save the US trillions.

From what I understand  Toronto City Council is filled with what we would consider Elitists/Communists that would vote in programs that would make the EBT program in the USA look like chump change. No wonder Ontario, Canada is running a 18 billion a year deficit and has 250 billion in debt. Shit for a population of only around 13 million they make California look like a model of fiscal excellence.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:51 | 4237213 Ignatius
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This brawl is an extreme example why ZH will stick with the 'distributed model'.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:53 | 4237223 Honey Badger
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I would love to see somebody in our congress punch another member of congress, any member.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:19 | 4237311 PrecipiceWatching
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Heck, I would personally serve as corner man for anyone who would deck one of the low IQ, habitually thieving, African females.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:54 | 4237224 Number 156
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This is why you send your kids to preschool, so they learn how to socialize with the other childeren.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:53 | 4237230 Inthemix96
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They are quite obviously running out of bullshit to bullshit the populations of our countries.

A brawl??  Fuck off and talk sense.  More theatre of the absurd to stop us putting a fucking claw hammer in the sides of their heads.  Chucking paper about and pushing well groomed suits one way and another??

If I had an argument like these pussies, for public consumption, I would wipe my arse first.

Your propaganda doesnt work no more 'Leaders', and you will be hanging or wearing claw hammers in short order.

Cunts.

:-)

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:55 | 4237231 freddymercury
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This happens all the time in the Taiwanese parliament as far as I can remember. Nothing new here.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:57 | 4237235 PrecipiceWatching
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Just one glancing blow, not even a solid real punch, would silence talentless twirps like Harry Reid, not to mention arrogant asswipes like Chuck Schumer, and unfunny dickless clowns like AL Franken.

Cowardly, manipulative Bum Fucks such as these three, fill the void in a culture utterly devoid of masculinity.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 15:59 | 4237253 Harbanger
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In the US our legislators settle their disagreements with a circle jerk.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:16 | 4237300 Prisoners_dilemna
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A guy goes to get a vasectomy.

The nurse takes his vitals then tells him to strip down and hop up on the exam table.

He does, then she strips down and hops on top of him.

She has her way with him for an hour, doing everything she can think of to pleasure him, many things he has never experienced before.

And afterwards he says, "Nurse, that was great...  but what was that about??"

"Well", she says. "Research has shown that if a guy ejaculates before getting a vasectomy, he tends to be more relaxed and the surgery goes better"

"Hmm, that makes sense" he says.

"Well lets go back to the waiting room and wait for the doctor" the nurse tells him.

Upon walking into the waiting room he sees five guys sitting on the floor around a playboy magazine all masturbating in a circle together.

"Nurse!", he says. "Whats up with that?"

"Oh, well, you have blue cross blue shield....   they have Obamacare"

 

DC=  Done in a Circle

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:49 | 4237495 The Heart
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"In the US our legislators settle their disagreements with a circle jerk."

Howdy hey Harbanger.

Short answer to jam the logs into a total stop so the people can decide to support the state corruption, agendas, criminals, and totalitarianism that is no less than an exact duplicate of the rising Nazi empire in the forties, or not to continue supporting their own demise...

Recall.

http://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/recall-of-state-off...

http://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/hrd/pubs/recall96.pdf

http://gab.wi.gov/sites/default/files/publication/65/recall_manual_for_c...

Imagine if only one quarter of US counties began to issue eviction notices.

RECALL...RECALL...RECALL...RECALL!

 

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:04 | 4237271 ebworthen
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Things in Europe are fixed, and the U.S. economy is roaring.

Makes me want to do the Charleston, before 1932 arrives.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:06 | 4237272 starman
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nah thats just a Georian "bear in the circle" game, grown man has to grab each others nipples , no women allowed in the game yet

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:06 | 4237274 Martel
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In Georgia, men are still men, and don't care about "Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"-bullshit.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:18 | 4237304 ParkAveFlasher
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The guy in the vest should have thrown a jab to start, he's a little old to be kicking.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:24 | 4237341 WTFUD
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Isn't georgia the place where the ussa set up their debriefing camps, unabated and folks freely help polizei with their enquiries?

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 16:28 | 4237354 alangreedspank
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Atomic legdrop!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:00 | 4237497 altgeek
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Beneath the thin veneer of civilization...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:21 | 4237568 Son of Captain Nemo
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Where is "The Dick" Cheney and George W. with there little protege Mikheil Saakashvili (chewing on his power tie) when you need them?

Bet all three of them are saying we could have won that thing in Tbilisi back in '07 if we had just thrown more reinforcements at the Ruskies!...

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:24 | 4237592 Eastwood
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Nyet! Nyet! I said Vodka not Svedka!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 17:27 | 4237598 QQQBall
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Our reps never fight... 'course, they are on the same team. 

 

hey rejoice - the deficit will be reduced by a whole $6B a year.... fucktards

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 18:21 | 4237779 forwardho
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And the reduction will take place in the most visible and painful way possible. People have to be taught that cutting spending equals pain for the masses.

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 19:07 | 4237943 robnume
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You gotta fight for your right to - be a - paaarty!

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 20:33 | 4238180 PFO
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Hey Dawgs,

+1 for Inthemix96's analysis!

However, the kubukie theater in ALL governments is only solved by taking the exit:

http://state-citizen.org

As long as YOU or TPTB believe they have even a glimmer of jurisdiction over you, they do!

So, exit TPTB system and work on your own parallel universe, with other like-minded folks in the same village-town-city-county!

These guys are:

http://www.medjugorje.com/mej-mart.html?page=shop.product_details&flypag...

This gal should:

http://www.barnhardt.biz/2013/12/11/ann-barnhardt-podcast-for-december-1...

Regards,

PFO

Wed, 12/11/2013 - 23:01 | 4238582 TyrannoSoros Wrecks
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haha and then suddenly fisti bash

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 01:45 | 4238848 f16hoser
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I would pay good money (Silver Eagles) to see Boner Vs Pelosi Bitch-Slap each other. Just like the Little-Bitchezz they are! Hell, sprinkle in a little Reid Vs. McConnell for a Tag-Team Slap Session! BRILLIANT!

 

Thu, 12/12/2013 - 08:14 | 4239074 kashey
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georgians are used to make revolutions to replace one proamerican president with another proamerican president. while the country is empty, most georgians work in russia , mostly illegally. 

 

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