Rice From Fukushima Was Served To Japanese Government Officials, And Then Something Odd Happened

Tyler Durden's picture

Two days ago, supposedly in an attempt to demonstrate how "contained" the radiation fallout from Fukushima was, an event was held in Tokyo to demonstrate the safety of the rice grown in the vicinity of the evacuated area around the exploded nuclear power plant according to the source, NHK. And since officials from Fukushima Prefecture said "no radioactive materials were detected in any of the harvested rice" a whopping 540 kilograms of the non-radioactive rice would be served in a government office complex in Tokyo for 9 days from Monday. We further learned that Senior Vice Environment Minister Shinji Inoue and Parliamentary Vice Environment Minister Tomoko Ukishima tasted rice balls made of the crop on the first day. Inoue said the rice tasted good especially when he thought about the great effort that went into cultivating the crop. A farmer from Kawamata Town said he will continue to cultivate rice now that he knows that it's possible to grow a tasty product if the paddy fields are properly decontaminated. He said he travelled from his temporary home to the paddy to tend the rice as it grew.

While we will avoid commenting on the "intelligence" behind this action, designed to demonstrate just how under control the Fukushima situation is (when even Tepco admitted it no longer is), especially since it takes years if not decades for radiation-induced illnesses to appear (although we do remind readers that the leader of the Fukushima explosion response team did die from Cancer in July, or just over two years after the disaster), we will note something curious.

A quick search for the original article on NHK, which we read when it came out, reveals a surprising finding: a 404 error.

This is ironic because a cached version of the same URL still exists, all the more so since the original story was picked up and syndicated by others include RT and Voice of Russia.

Which makes one wonder: is this the first instance of the government's brand new "secrecy" bill being implemented, and if so, why, of all places, in a story which is nothing but propaganda to telegraph that all is well in Fukushima and whose downside is at most the well-being (and life) of two lowly government apparatchiks.

In the meantime, if the US is importing any rice from Japan, it may want to give it the good old Geiger Counter test or two.

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666's picture

It's for your own good.

StacksOnStacks's picture

We have to eat the rice to see what's in it.

unrulian's picture

If you want your rice; you can keep it

kliguy38's picture

"WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' RADIATION"..........we've got GMO.......

TruthInSunshine's picture

Fukushima Rice: The radiant rice that will make your tastebuds glow!

 

Get your skiis shined up
Grab a bowl of Fuk-u-Rice
The taste is gonna move ya

Move you up
Move you out
The taste is gonna move ya when you pop it in your mouth

Fuk-u-Rice- it's gonna move ya
It's got a taste that gets right through ya
Fuk-u-Rice- the taste is gonna gonna gonna move ya!!!

Jim in MN's picture

Long monkey shaped Geiger counters with their hands over their eyes, ears and mouths.

Fukushima Sam's picture

I'm sure the rice is just fine.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Look out Uncle Ben, this new Japanese stuff cooks itself!

Bay of Pigs's picture

Moar importantly, where is fonestar this morning?

forwardho's picture

Last seen rolling around in a make believe pile of B/C, softly chanting... Mine, Mine all Mine.

Prisoners_dilemna's picture

yeah

he's probably fapping to this chart right as we speak.

 

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=366214.0

 

It doubles as a graph of cancer rates from eating Japanese rice.

Bay of Pigs's picture

See, I just mention his name and out they come...

Sorry, didn't mean to threadjack. Very sad to see what is going on over there.

FEDbuster's picture

"You have to eat your radioactive rice" Obama 2013 

Prisoners_dilemna's picture

yeah I guess we're just drawn to you the same way flies are drawn to shit.

 

Actually I just dont appreciate your blatant thread jacking combined with the "pre-emptive strike".

BTW did you see that BTC is gonna be over one million dollars by 2018?

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Prisoners dilemmania said:

BTW did you see that BTC is gonna be over one million dollars by 2018?

And in 2018, amazingly enough, that will buy you 5 gallons of gasoline, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and six eggs.

 

 

Or 100 shares of Facebook.

knukles's picture

Since Fuckushittinme nothing coming in is checked for radiation, nor fishies in the seas, whatever...

Eat your radiation er peas, er whatthefuckever, peasants

El Viejo's picture

I have three counters and I use them.  So far no earth shattering detection, but there does seem to be a slight increase in background radiation. 

Picture if you will a large concrete cup containing 1400 fuel rods suspended on damaged girders six stories tall just meters up hill from the ocean.  Now picture a crane operator using a crane to manually (not precisely with a computer controlled crane) to remove fuel rods one at a time knowing that if two are touched together it could be curtains. Imagine if you will this going on for over a year with no incident and without another 7.0 earthquake occurring in that timeframe.  Wonder what the Las Vegas Odds are on this???

kodachrome's picture

Sum ting Wong
Wi tu glo
Ho li fuk(ushima)

AbbeBrel's picture

"Tickling the dragon's tail" actually takes you to the page "Demon core" in Wikipedia.   

 

 

Kinda gives a new meaning to "fat tailed distribution"

Whalley World's picture

What a farce, look up Plumegate and hatrick penry, he has the AEC doc's from freedome of info request, showing clearly that bldng 4 is gone.

Look at photo's of #4 after the first earthquake, total destruction, now heck, its all new and shiny.  We are being bombarded here on the West Coast and Plumegate is off the radar?

Obama said there was no chance of Fuku ratiation hitting N. America.  That is very uncool.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqxX5S_mty4&feature=c4-overview&list=UU2u90s3kHtRWXCkYoXtfInw

got Dandelion?

forwardho's picture

Rice-A-Radi.

The Fukushima Treat!

mkkby's picture

These government assholes...  I hope their tiny little Jap dicks fall off. 

However, I'm quite sure this publicity stunt was fake.  They ate some other rice and gave the Fuku poison to unsuspecting sheeple.

sgorem's picture

Runkle Ren's Radioactive Rice cures the common sphincter itch, prostate irregularities, flatulation, dandruff, excessive ear wax, nose hair, and of course, stupidity.

SILVERGEDDON's picture

" You didn't grow that rice. "

Fonestar was last seen at an Amway executive meeting, begging for moar soap.

Then, he went home to stroke himself off on a pile of The Precious Bitcoins. 

TorchFire's picture

I will prove how holy and righteous I am by letting this poisonous viper bite me! #freakinsnakehandlers

Fish Gone Bad's picture

The Japanese newscaster who ate Fukushima food every day suddenly got unrelated cancer and died too.

knukles's picture

It was unrelated cancer so it must have been unrelated to Fuckushittinme.

Greenskeeper_Carl's picture

you didnt cultivate that rice, someone else made that happen

HulkHogan's picture

Are we printing moar rice? ...not literally.

Flagit's picture

i greened, but.

i dunno, its gettin old.

OutLookingIn's picture

Short rice. Long potatos.

Or, is that short long grain rice?

I' so confused!

DeadFred's picture

The photo is not Japanese rice. The Fukushima region can only grow short or medium grain rice varieties, not the long grain rice shown in the bowl. The former rice breeder in me has to point this out.

Jim in MN's picture

Looks like Mexican-themed ceramic (lead based paint) so that rice just has arsenic and stuff. 

Flagit's picture

so, if the story is bullshit, why use an accurate picture...

Headbanger's picture

Glow in the dark Rice Krispies are finally here!!  Neato! 

Gee, I hope they come with a magic decoder ring that glows brighter and brighter the more you eat em!

mrdenis's picture

Grow in the dark .....fixed it for ya' 

Lagging Indicator's picture

Help me out here: Does it power its own photosynthesis, or does someone just have a speech impediment?

Prisoners_dilemna's picture

Typical American geographic/cultural ignorance on display.  :)

"Glow" is the proper Japanese pronunciation.

"Grow" is how it's pronounced IN CHINA.

 

So that I don't seem too harsh on the above ignoramus' I'll admit...  they all look the same to me.

 

 

"does it power its own photosynthesis"  lol  brilliant

halfawake's picture

+1000 a better analogy could not be found. you didn't eat that.

Pooper Popper's picture

Ora no!!!!!!!!!!!

sum ting wong

newa vrice maka donga glow!

JuliaS's picture

What's the recipe for Fukushima rice balls? No recipe. You sprinkle the rice and it gathers into perfectly shaped buckyballs all by itself.

The dish tastes best when handled with beryllium chopsticks.

msamour's picture

Are Bucky balls radioactive now?

FL_Conservative's picture

Did they turn into Godzilla yet?

A L I E N's picture

 

As they say, science fiction usually becomes science fact..

NotApplicable's picture

I eat nothing coming out of Japan anymore (that I'm aware of).