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"Despicable Human Scum" Uncle Of Kim Jong-Un Executed For "Attempting To Overthrow The State"
The good news: there are always greater banana republics out there, somewhere, if one only looks hard enough.
With some epic, if purely unwarranted, humor here is KCNA's account:
Pyongyang, December 13 (KCNA) -- Upon hearing the report on the enlarged meeting of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, the service personnel and people throughout the country broke into angry shouts that a stern judgment of the revolution should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional elements. Against the backdrop of these shouts rocking the country, a special military tribunal of the DPRK Ministry of State Security was held on December 12 against traitor for all ages Jang Song Thaek.
The accused Jang brought together undesirable forces and formed a faction as the boss of a modern day factional group for a long time and thus committed such hideous crime as attempting to overthrow the state by all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods with a wild ambition to grab the supreme power of our party and state.
The tribunal examined Jang's crimes.
All the crimes committed by the accused were proved in the course of hearing and were admitted by him.
A decision of the special military tribunal of the Ministry of State Security of the DPRK was read out at the trial.
Every sentence of the decision served as sledge-hammer blow brought down by our angry service personnel and people on the head of Jang, an anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional element and despicable political careerist and trickster.
The accused is a traitor to the nation for all ages who perpetrated anti-party, counter-revolutionary factional acts in a bid to overthrow the leadership of our party and state and the socialist system.
Jang was appointed to responsible posts of the party and state thanks to the deep political trust of President Kim Il Sung and leader Kim Jong Il and received benevolence from them more than any others from long ago.
He held higher posts than before and received deeper trust from supreme leader Kim Jong Un, in particular.
The political trust and benevolence shown by the peerlessly great men of Mt. Paektu were something he hardly deserved.
It is an elementary obligation of a human being to repay trust with sense of obligation and benevolence with loyalty.
However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.
From long ago, Jang had a dirty political ambition. He dared not raise his head when Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il were alive. But, reading their faces, Jang had an axe to grind and involved himself in double-dealing. He began revealing his true colors, thinking that it was just the time for him to realize his wild ambition in the period of historic turn when the generation of the revolution was replaced.
Jang committed such an unpardonable thrice-cursed treason as overtly and covertly standing in the way of settling the issue of succession to the leadership with an axe to grind when a very important issue was under discussion to hold respected Kim Jong Un in high esteem as the only successor to Kim Jong Il in reflection of the unanimous desire and will of the entire party and army and all people.
When his cunning move proved futile and the decision that Kim Jong Un was elected vice-chairman of the Central Military Commission of the Workers' Party of Korea at the Third Conference of the WPK in reflection of the unanimous will of all party members, service personnel and people was proclaimed, making all participants break into enthusiastic cheers that shook the conference hall, he behaved so arrogantly and insolently as unwillingly standing up from his seat and half-heartedly clapping, touching off towering resentment of our service personnel and people.
Jang confessed that he behaved so at that time as a knee-jerk reaction as he thought that if Kim Jong Un's base and system for leading the army were consolidated, this would lay a stumbling block in the way of grabbing the power of the party and state.
When Kim Jong Il passed away so suddenly and untimely to our sorrow, he began working in real earnest to realize its long-cherished greed for power.
Abusing the honor of often accompanying Kim Jong Un during his field guidance, Jang tried hard to create illusion about him by projecting himself internally and externally as a special being on a par with the headquarters of the revolution.
In a bid to rally a group of reactionaries to be used by him for toppling the leadership of the party and state, he let the undesirable and alien elements including those who had been dismissed and relieved of their posts after being severely punished for disobeying the instructions of Kim Jong Il and kowtowing to him work in a department of the Central Committee of the WPK and organs under it in a crafty manner.
Jang did serious harm to the youth movement in our country, being part of the group of renegades and traitors in the field of youth work bribed by enemies. Even after they were disclosed and purged by the resolute measure of the party, he patronized those cat's paws and let them hold important posts of the party and state
Bottom line: if you don't like your uncle, you can execute your uncle.
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As an Uncle with a Little Napolean nephew, I feel his pain.
But not much...
Just wondering... When OUR thieves are going to be executed?
Looney
should have started with Rodman
Poor bastard
what ye shall sow ye shall reap
Should escaped in the '60s and enjoyed the good old days
For you older guys, well, we remember the days before what we sewed we're now reaping, simplicity, honor, civility....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQpAjgy9pjI
What have we done?
I was wondering how you go about un-executing someone... then I figured it out
"Mistakes were made...What difference does it make?"
Reads like an official explanation for Obamacare's failures and how great it's suddenly working.
Didn't he just have his ex-girlfriend put to death a few months ago?
I believe I have identified a pattern.
Double-dipping tonight. How about this one:
"Only Rodman could go to North Korea."
Judging by the words of his insane killers, I'll guess that the man was a hero of one sort or another.
Shooting your uncle does seem a little extreme ;-)
My uncle's are dicks shoot away.
You'd think someone would start with an asswhipping, or maybe even stabbing him. He went straight to 11.
Judging from the length of the article it's a mercy they shot him instead of talking him to death.
@ mnewn.....unless his name is SAM...:)
Hah!
Its really Orwellian/propaganda speak isn't it?
Lets see if anyone can tell the difference in dictatorial regimes...
"Today, as part of our efforts to smooth the transition to the marketplaces for those seeking coverage that begins in January, we are taking steps to ensure that Americans enrolled in the federal PCIP insurance plan will not face a lapse when the new year begins," Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services spokesman Aaron Albright said in an email. "We are committed to providing consumers additional flexibilities while they evaluate and select a quality, affordable health plan that meets their needs."
The reason people are seeking coverage is because of what government did to them in the first place. The lapse in coverage was caused by them and their law. The flexibility "offered" is because of the mandates & dictates of government. The "new plan" is LESS affordable.
Not much difference.
The gap will be filled by the entity that starts single payer. "We're standing in for those who enrolled,,,,,"
Haha,
I was thinking the same thing while reading Great Leaders somewhat purple tinged harangue.
Obama runs more to a nondescript obscuring beige-y hue.
He was a reformer and quite popular so he had to go.
A BC tune ... for BC folks
Summer Wageshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65CL9NrlL5I
Famous Blue Raincoat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AZwcbd3QIE
Sincerely
L. Cohen
I want to see his face when they don't let him leave.
Rodman will replace Jang...watch
One d-bag executing his d-bag uncle. Dog eat dog. Can we expect more?
Kim Jong Un eat dog everyday.
Wooby Doo!
Time to wok the dog.
I think we all know what happened - Kim Jong-Un and the uncle fought over who was going to get Kim Jong-Il's porn collection when he passed away.
... or maybe uncle is catch wearing Kim Jong-Il high heel boot and is elevate above junior tyrant bastard who is special place in hell next to Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot?
Someone call Michael Moore and tell him there's an opening he might like. I hear they have excellent free healthcare and income equality.
Yep, and it would be a great opportunity for fat-assed Moore to loose some weight...
All the grass and tree bark he can eat!
All organic!
I'd like for whoever writes this state-drivel for Kim Jong Il - he writes with great flair, with lines like 'worse than a dog' 'thrice-cursed' 'despicable political careerist and trickster' and 'all sorts of intrigues and despicable methods' - to accept a demotion and start writing Obama's presently droll propaganda. That way, as Obama sucks us all further into into the shitter during the final 3/8 of the prison term, we can have more laughs...
I guess now we know why AnAnonymous has not been posting lately.
Yes, I thought I'd seen that prose style somewhere before.
Alas, alas, thrice alas, can no longer bear with it.
RIP, US 'american' citizenism.
It was the mattering thing.
Such colorful prose. Apparently, Baghdad Bob has re-surfaced in North Korea...
Obama gazes left with practiced twenty-degree upward chin tilt and 2.8 second pause, and begins "These mangy jackals in the House seek to rip my signature accomplishment to pieces like a....'
Obama gazes right with practiced twenty-degree upward chin tilt and 2.8 second pause, and continues "And those lowly, jaundiced, scrotum lapping dogs, the conservative-spawn-of-McCarthy state governors, are now slinking in from behind, seeking to annihilate my great gift to the people, free health care for ordinary folks, workers, and those ruined by Dubya..."
Right before he was elected in round 1, unanimous decision by the judges in favor of the upstart, it was reported a number of places that he was studying FDR.
Not FDR's policies, speeches, etc.... but his mannerisms.
That's not the real him
That's him imitating FDR
Imitating FDR? Didn't FDR croak in office?
I have suddenly and spontaneously fallen to my knees ... WTF?
During his 4th term. Smoke that in your pipe for a second, and see what you see.
There is no real him. He was conjured out of a bowl of Jimson weed.
I wonder if they first roasted his uncle's belly?
Human Haggis, Bitches!
The prose was rather "padded"- littered with excess pleonasms.
Actually, the main English language writer for the KCNA is also contracted by the AP as their correspondent in N. Korea . . . just in case you notice any style and substance similarities in future dispatches datelined from the N. Korean capital.
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"As Premier, I have ordered the arrest and execution of the running dog tea baggers whose counterrevolutionary actions have destabilized our financial recovery and tried to sow doubts about my Leadership among the People."
"Just wondering... When OUR thieves are going to be executed?"
Was the Uncle a loon, or was he working to overthown the dear leader and end oppression in North Korea? What ever the NK party says, you can pretty much gaurentee is a complete lie of actual events.
First off "where's Dennis Rodman?" seriously though...my understanding of this guy was that this Uncle was no "regent" holding title while Junior got ready to take charge. His Uncle was in charge of the Generals...to protect his nephew from them I would imagine. That protection is now null and void. We'll see if tanks suddenly appear in Pyongyang to seal Little Leader's fate. "He's been executing a lot lately" (didn't he just execute his wife?) and that sounds to me like someone who sees enemies everywhere right now. that sounds an awful lot like "just because you think they're coming after you doesn't mean they aren't." If i were to hazard a guess (there is no way of knowing of course) the precipitating factor was the release of the aged American Special Forces guy...which would be hugely ironic in a way if it results in the overthrow of "Kim Jung Uno." In short "Mission Accomplished...60 years later." Americans have a saying..."shirt sleeve to shirt sleeve in 3 generations" and if Un is lost/a goner then you could wind up getting a "mad dash for re-unification." Certainly a "martial" occasion and as such market moving.
Not his wife, last I heard it was his wife's former co-workers/actors that started a rumor that she'd made porn videos.
hey kim jong un,you know obama is your cousins uncle,dont you?
that would be unfortunate.... "SARCASAM"!!!!!!!
I have to admit, I read that as UNexecuted at first glance.
"The party" brings great things back to life.
Yes, Kim Jong Un is likely a complete nut-case and Jang was trying to moderate his insanity - which enrages little Napoleon's.
Just when I think we're bad off with rabid people worshiping a figurehead I realize other people are worse off worshiping a megalomaniacal family line of nut-bags for generations.
At least we get to switch figureheads and pill color every now and then and 40% of us aren't starving to death.
Give it time, give it time.
Real life Lion King!
Gangnam style!
When are people going to understand that the U.S. Government is just too strong? What? North Korea? OH! My bad.
Seems that Family relations were a bit strained to say the least.
He was warned to not get drunk and act out at the family Thansgiving table
Think he was from rural Alabama FFS
What a nice Orwellian Obituary.
Yes, it's straight outta 1984, isn't it?
I wonder if they have house-style manual? The Little Red Book of Condemnatory Phrasings.
"He was warned to not get drunk and act out at the family Thansgiving table."
Well, ya knooow, maybe he was listening to American news channels, took ObaMao's advice and brought up ObamaCare at Thanksgiving, just when they were passing the rotten cabbage around.
That would do it ;-)
There is something darkly worrying about North Korea. No story that emerges from that place is a surprise.
"He was a BAD man! He was a VERY BAD man! And he kept thinking BAD thoughts about me. So I wished him into the cornfield."
Gotta hand it to the Koreans. Their soap operas are first rate.
+55.
I was thinking the same thing 10 seconds before reading your post! Weird, huh?
He patronized those cat's paws? Off with his head!
This is first class mobster shit. Bet he wasn't kicking up to the Don.
That'll learn ya to say Rodman was an overrated power forward. Hold on, there is a knock on the door....
How uncivilized. Most sophisticated people have their despicable human scum relatives executed AFTER Christmas.
Meanwhile in China, rumour has it that security chief Zhou Yongkang is under house arrest for attempted coup against Xi Jinping.
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/393118-reporting-zhou-yongkang-s-arrest-...
He half heartedly clapped ... the gaul of that man is astonishing.
Just off the wire... Horace Grant has been tapped to replace the "human scum" with Steve Kerr and Bill Wennington also seen as strong contenders.
In Gulag Archipelago, Solzhenitsyn discusses a community meeting in which everyone started clapping for Stalin. After several minutes of continuous applause, a business man stopped clapping, and the applause slowed down. He was immediately sent to the Gulag and/or killed.
Things haven't changed a bit since Roman times. Same shit, different time.
He doesn't seem French to me.
You probably meant "gall".
And Larry Bird is about to announce his return to coaching. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjcGLGM3emE
he's an "un"person
These guys could have taught Winston Smith a thing or two. Here are the pictures of how the uncle dissapeared from the record
http://www.theguardian.com/global/gallery/2013/dec/09/kim-jong-uns-uncle-vanishes-from-documentary-footage-in-pictures
betcha he was working with the cia and got caught.....
Despicable thought criminal. Everyone reading this is a thought criminal. Report to the ministry of love immediately for your treatment.
it is known that those who live by the sword often die by the sword ...
Yes, that's true, though in this case, I think it's more apropos to reference every totalitarian regime in history. It's dangerous to be related to the king, to be one of the useful idiots backing the regime in it's construction, or anyone nearby when it goes full retard. Being in that position almost guarantees a first round ticket to the extermination camps.
So all the lackeys backing any regime: The thing you love and support will probably murder you when you're no longer useful, if not earlier.
Got that all you Oboma sycophants?
You should read some of the diaries of the Bolsheviks that Stalin executed during the '30s show trials. They _understood_ why Stalin needed to frame and exucute them, and saw their own execution as their "final service to the Party". Talk about imbibing the Kool-Aid.
I think we all know when Backdoor Barry's usefulness is at an end, he will also be sacrificed by TPTB.
They will have a statue of him and his teleprompters next to the MLK statue. Maybe one of those Disney anatomic things where the head swivels back and forth between the teleprompters.
Mooch will marry up to some zillionaire.
Snoop Doggy-Dogg....
despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, ....
WHAT? Dogs are great - and very loyal!
Not so much when they're taken for a wok.
If you don't like your uncle, you don't have to keep your uncle.
Not so for Uncle Sam, however.
No one has noticed the slight name change. It's now Uncle Scam!
If you don't like your tyranical despot, you don't have a choice. You're keeping me!
Green for Obama, Red for Kim Jong Un
Leave a comment if it's both.
They're both conducting purges in their own militaries.
I really liked the part about "and half-heartedly clapping"
I'm with Col Klink on both Red and Green arrows, for the same reason as you: the Mil purges bit.
Id' love to see an Expose on the New & Improved DOD brass. The most relevant part (their love of the Constitution and Bill of Rights versus their Ambitions) is nigh impossible to gauge for outsiders. Only their buddies and immediate Mil circles has a good idea. No one wants to wear their potentially Contrarian (Pro Constitution) world-view on their sleeve, and get yanked out, if the Administration is headed down the Rothschild/Stalin path.
"What difference, at this point, does it make?"
Both.
Bath House still has to be more subtle.
That should be ending pretty soon, though.
They've got a Korean Shakespeare in the making there.
I guess he wasn't that favorite uncle we always hear about.
Actually, that was his favorite uncle.
So we can conclude, then, all his other uncles are already dead.
Roneryyyyyyy! Soooooo roneryyyyyyy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
Careful little tubby. Once people atart to hear about conspiracies against your glorious leadership, they may get ideas.
Should have just quietly poisoned him.
good thing the uncle wasn't named 'sam'
:)
This Yosemite Sam dog-eatin' orchestra-and-uncle killin' off-his-meds pudgkins little fuck has nukes, and a psychotic need to show everyone who's in charge.
This isn't going to end well.
That would be the best thing to happen to this world in probably 237 years....
Actually, the main English language writer for the KCNA is also contracted by the AP as their correspondent in N. Korea . . . just in case you notice any style and substance similarities in future dispatches datelined from the N. Korean capital.
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How about your aunt, mother-in-law?
Obama: "Wait, we can do that?"
Man, reading old-style commie stories is great!
"Capitalist Running Dog" is one of my favorites.
This writing style should make a big comeback soon in Pravda with Bath House at the Helm.
"Capitalist Running Dog"
Sounds like one o' them there Sioux Indian chiefs.
'"Capitalist Running Dog" is one of my favorites.'
I always liked 'Imperialist War Maniac'...
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR3fD5YyN3g
Kim can order execution for "clapping half-heartedly." Eat your mother-f'n heart out Obama.
Bonus: Theodore Dalrymple's excellent Pyongyang Department Store Number 1
what a fantastic read that was.
thanks for sharing
Was the Uncle exicuted with a land mortar like the exgirlfriend popstar?
Death....by poooka....
If only my thrice tied tongue could speak, my thrice tied shoes walk...
I rike flied thrice!
Fly lice an swimps is Chinese not korean dish.
The kid is lacking imagination. When his old man heard the Republican Home Guard officers were talking shit he rounded all the top officiers of the division had them hog tied and run over (slowly) with a T-52.
Some other poor fuckwit was staked out on a motor range after they had it dialed in and they dropped a 155 shell on him (now that's straight up Monty Python..).
This is how it's done in a Stalinist police state. The idea is no one knows who's next or when.
Uncle is shot or hanged, but bear in mind the whole rest of his clan, family and politcal allies also go deep six or the concentration camp.
Sure glad these tards have nukes.
I'm sure "patriots" would have similar words for Edward Snowden. Two countries, one system.
Hey! It could happen here too.
Yeah, Chewie could get angry and rip his head clean off. We can hope.
Game of Thrones baby, you win or you die.
He should of used shoe polish to disguise his pale face. He may of received a green card.. LOL
"Iceland jails former Kaupthing bank bosses"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-25349240
Hell, that guy with the funny haircut and Apple on his desk has a nasty streak in him.
Obwana had better watch out!
Dear Mr Kim,
are you available for a freelance assignment in USSA?
wait ... you can arrest a nation's leader who betrays his people and drives his country down the toilet???
Do Americans know this?
It's all humor. We know.
Winks
We can use this guy for another ACA [ObamaCare] enrollment statistic. Roll the camera's media sock puppets.
/sarc
the writer sounds like Strax from Dr. Who....
actually, do we really give a flying fuck? i'm more interested in seeing some wall streeters, etal. executed for crimes against the people. (non sarcasm).
I think this is a good thing
The people of USA should adopt the same policy, anyone that over throws the constitution that over throws the country should be executed.
But instead of one person, it's basically all of Congress and the White House.
Let's set the record straight, he was an uncle-in-law, and who wouldn't want to execute their uncle-in-law? Or at least purge them from family gatherings.
Uncle Woody put firecrackers down our pants when we were toddlers. Oh, how I miss him now. "Go ahead" he would say, "Punch me as hard as you can!" heavy waves of hot whiskey blowing out of his purple hole. He died.
I wouldn't mind seeing my Uncle Sam executed. Or at least castrated.
It must be awful to be in a position where overwhelming fear makes you commit evil acts.
However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.
I don't care who the fuck they execute, but please leave dogs out of it. It's bad enough that they eat them.
the fat fucking ignorant queer grunt Un was buying underage rent boys in Hong Kong whilst he was there at $HK1,000 a time
Rumour has it there are some pics out there of him getting ass fucked whilst sucking dick
...so that's what "running dog" means!