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Thursday Humor: Spellcare.gov
Because every nation deserves the spelling skills of its elected leaders. Courtesy of the White House, which has to write it, to find out how it's spelled:
#GetCovered because
your mom will have peace of mind
(and you will as well).
http://t.co/GNfbftrfo3, pic.twitter.com/AP3HLgeQBV
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) December 12, 2013
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Also known as, "If you like your piece, you can keep your piece"
One thing is certain: the winner of the 2014 Nobel Piece Prize is already known.
But for now... eat your piece.
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My mum gives me a piece of her mind all the time.
I read this about five times, looking for the typo. Couldn't find it, I started to worry. Am I an idiot too? Well if I am, it's because I didn't click on the picture, which is "piece" instead of "peace." I guess if someone gave you a piece of their mind, it might disrupt one's peace of mind.
It's fucked up because it's in cursive instead of Ebonics, mothafuckah yo!
Visual: Obama and his 56 'Czars' sitting around a long table in a creepy old building eating chilled money brains a la Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Danish prime minister? Definitely there. Michelle? Definitely not.
Piece of mind.
I detest chilled money brains, usually means it's from a Central banker. And they're usually infected with BSE, that's Bullshit eCONomics!
I couldn't resist ND.
Some State is be short changed by missing out on a Czar.
Damn it knuckles. I just had abdominal surgery and you nearly blew all my stitches out l laughed so hard.
If you like your stitches, you can keep your stitches.
my good deed for the day is thus, done
:)
that's not cursive. its print
Maybe it means you can give your mom a piece of your mind after brain surgery, which you can afford now because of Obamacare.
Obamacare is include Lobectomy on menu.
And some fava beans and a nice subsidized Chianti.
But they ask that you to also call in your order (after using their website) or you could starve to death!
Obamabotomy, required for all Democrat pols, and all RINOs.
So it really was a piece of her mind, but it was taken, not given.
And if she voted for Obama, there was so very little there in the first place.
Are you "loosing" your mind?
The mom is probably out offering her "piece."
Guess O's still walkin' around with a woodie for the Danish Prime Minister.
Gringo
Which is it? Is BHO a bath house dwelling gay person...or...is he just another Bill "better put some ice on that'' Clinton?
not that it matters...
Damned if I know.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Maybe he is a switch hitter or this.
http://cphpost.dk/news/thorning-schmidt-my-husband-isnt-gay.2514.html
Who knows maybe she gets to play the roll of strap-on in a bath house 3 someone.
Damn Dewey. First time I got a close look at her.
(Edited harsh, uncalled for language. my bad.)
Maybe "she"'s packing a little too much meat, like the wookie.
Mind you, I would have thought a trannie was no where near butch enough for O, but who knows.
the mermaid and the haddock ? What a mismatch dat!
Barry is gayer than a bag of dicks
she isn't that hot but she isn't a wookie
Morons...they're everywhere .... like cockroaches .
*their
No soup for you!
I rest my case.
there*
I'm pretty sure he was joking.
Talk about a duel mandate!
There going to make it so their are no morons by insuring edumacational standards passing legislation at the Capital; then bye passing Capitol controls and pouring over acceptions aloud in the law - for people who cannot except or ascent to the law - or bare the cost.
Call me a septic but on principal we should canvas the public and pole them, illicit currant opinion, and in do coarse proscribe solutions.
I am loathe to post this, butt I await the reaction with baited breath.
p.s. - I had serial for breakfast, eggs don't suit my palette. Cookies for desert.
Mind Blown.
*They're: Is a contraction of the words "They" and "are" "They're members of the Obama Free Shit Army."
Their: Indicates posession (The douche bags have lost their Obama phones.)
There: Used when referencing a place, or used with the verb to be (Sit over there by that douche bag. -or- There are too many douche bags in the current Administration.)
Remember there is never just one roach.
I had a piece of your mom last night
#GET COVERED Because
"It'll make Obama's donors wealthier"
WealthCare.rich
I am sure that the band-aid to fix that boo-boo comes out of your deductible.
Only $6,249 more to go and my insurance kicks in.
Scam-Wow!
Intentional -- now everybody will be talking about it..
Quite effective, actually...
Freudian slip. They were working on an ad for the NSA wanting a "piece of your mind."
or ...
"i'll give your mom a piece of mine"
I see your avatar is beating off the rabel again. I have always given you credit for being a master baiter.
Please forgive me. I cannot resist certain purile jokes at times. It may be a disorder.
* rabble
(this is a thread about spelling right?) Luv ya, Ms.
The GOP party is falling to pieces with no peace of mind; as the tea party declares warrrr on the Boehner/Ryan front :
GOP Civil War: Boehner Vs. Conservative Groups - Business Insider
Dumb fucks in the Repub neo-con Establishment are in outright war with their base.
The base wants good olde fashioned conservatism aka Libertarian, etc, whateverthefuck its called these days while the Establishment, who are Democrats for all intents and purposes (The One Party) are doing their best to keep the corporate welfare rolling.
Holy Luther Of God!
GOP and leadership must be destroyed.
They are horrible....who have we gotten from them since Reagon....Mitt? W? His dad? Dole? McCain? Who was that idiot they had heading it up, Michael Steele? And now Reince Prebus? All fucking 'part of the system" lackeys calling for the same fucking strategy, appease the dem base so we can 'win voters'.
If they had thrown Paul out there with a decent number 2, gary johnson? they woulda kicked ass, taking probably a 1/4 of the dems. But no, they just use the same old tired playbook.
Blah blah blah, I know...red v blue, etc...
The GOP Establishment is just a bunch of baby Democrats. Fuck them all.
Hmmm Somebodies no likie our perception of the neo-con R establishment.
Fuck 'em both, I say, fuck 'em both.
Agreed.
The GOP Establishment exists primarily to suppress conservative voices, and only secondarily to defeat Democrats.
wait until you get sick, it's the smart play
Too much time spent texting "piece of yo' ass" instead of "peace in our time".
Piece of Mind...great Iron Maiden album
The last good Maiden album.
got to disagree on that...the blaze baily era was dark indeed but I did like a matter of life and death.
thier last great album though was, in my humble opinion, fear of the dark.
You don't enjoy Powerslave? Of the later ones, I like Dance of Death (mainly for songs like Rainmaker - the guitars are quintessential Maiden), but I'm puzzled about not considering Powerslave to be one of their good ones.
yes it is...that song still life is one of the creepiest tracks I've ever heard on an album, would make a good horror film.
They had to spell it that way or it would have been flagged as pro Christmas.
piece of cake
Which piece???
Try this instead: If you like your peace, carry your piece.
I did NOT think this one up, but maybe you can do better. In fact, I'm sure you can;-)
"Yo mamma so dumb , she actually thinks obummercare will impove healthcare in America."
Dats rayciss!
You people be so dumb you tink dat Obie can improves America
Piece on Earth
Peas on Earth...now eat those peas!
Piece of Earth for those doing God's work. The rest of you are peons on Earth.
Support whirled peas!
Hey fake sign language dude guy , how do you do piece ?
Hey they ran it through a spelling checker... What's the problem? LOL
A $100,000 demented minority administrative asisitant who then claims "I be dones what I be toad to dos, yo! I don kno whatcu wanted wid all dem words be anagram, crackers"
Don't forget to add "unionized gubment employee" to dat description....
Spell checkers don't do grammar.
If they did they'd be called grammar checkers - see there's a clue in the name!
Everything they say is a lie.
Everything they have is stolen.
The State: ideas that are so good, they need to force you.
Could somebody get me a sign language interpreter?
All I want is Peace and quite, give me a piece and I'll be quiet...
Boris, was that you who wrote that?
Nice peace of ass.
Priceless!
Joblo (supra) got it right; this is quite deliberate.
The WH kowtows to Knesset and may not even impliedly support Christmas per se; any more than KFC can use 'Chicken' in their advertising. Instead, it has to be rolled into other holidays such as the mythical Kwanzaa.
Whereas Hollywood is permitted, nay is encouraged to make fun of Christmas and Christians.
That; and to help their mouthbreathing constituency feel better about their inability to spell.
I worked on a project several years ago for a combined church and child daycare building. Their name was "Peace of Mind". I asked did they want a changable sign so that on Sunday it would read "Peace of Mind" and during the week when the kids were there, it would switch to "Piece of Mind".
"Sorry mom. I couldn't afford any Christmas presents for you because my health insurance was cancelled and I was forced to buy another policy with twice the premiums and three times the deductable. In fact, I was wondering if you would be able to give me a small loan for food and student loan payments and such. Just to tide me over until I get my promotion to assistant manager at Burger Thing."
This is obviously redistributionist body parts.
In other news, not one Obama voter noticed the typo.
Piece on earth and goodwill to men!
Notice most of their tweets only have about 150 retweets with 4.4 million followers? .00003% like enough to retweet.
I'd rather give Obama a piece of mine.
Peas of Mind.
Visualize whirled (eat your) peas.
If it's healthcare maybe she gets a piece of someone else's mind. Wealth distribution, now brain matter distribution....it could happen....work with me here people...
#Get covered because: they're gonna try to rape you.
At least it wasn't: It'll give you're Mom piece of mind
Can't beet a gud typo.
Whirled Bank
Feral Reserve
USD - reverse currency
Have fun with 'em!
Trans parent
......
all kinds of word fun
....homophones for Homo sapiens (brainy good-spelling primates of the family Hominidae)
Did Obama take a selfie with his homophone? Peace.
True story:
Back in A-school we had to design a museum. It's the end of the semester and we are presenting our designs, pinned up in the studio, and every one of us had pulled all-nighters to get it done. One of the guys carefully letters the central room in his drawing, in ink, "PUBIC EXHIBITION SPACE."
Yes the professors doing the crit noticed, and we all got a lot of mileage out of it.
Spelling courtesty of a collage intern no doubt.
"Piece of Mind". That was a great song by Boston back when I was a teengaer.
Heh, I always thought it was "Piece of Mine"
Confucius say:
Man who get laid on ground - has Piece On Earth....
Avatar approved.
Stop discrimnating against the stupid and willfully ignorant. They have just as much a right to be air traffic controllers and senators as any of you. In fact they have even more of a right, because its all your fault that they're so stupid. You owe them. Its not their fault that they spread VD, steal from the public coffers and get taken advantage of by lobbyists.
A major die off is coming into view...
That's what riding the C train at Harvard gets you.
Yo bitch, I'm out here slingin' mad volume n' fat stakin' bengies, ya know what I'm sayin? I can't be all about "spellin" n' shit!
Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXa35q7AIzM
Peace of Crap