This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

The Biggest Technological Developments Of 2013 - Infographic

Tyler Durden's picture




 

With just over two weeks left in 2013, here is a reminder, via AFP, of the main technological developments of the year.

Source: AFP

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:41 | 4243370 XAU XAG
XAU XAG's picture

My vote goes to the Obamacare web site as the best techno advancement

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:49 | 4243400 Ignatius
Ignatius's picture

I'll have to take your word for this as I've never been nor intend to visit and find out.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:53 | 4243416 doomandbloom
doomandbloom's picture

If you liked the website, you can keep it

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:06 | 4243448 A Nanny Moose
A Nanny Moose's picture

We have to build the website, so we can find out what's in it

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:21 | 4243507 chumbawamba
chumbawamba's picture

Keep trying, you guys.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:32 | 4243539 Skateboarder
Skateboarder's picture

We promise it will run very smoothly on Netscape Navigator 2.0

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:09 | 4243887 Zero Debt
Zero Debt's picture

But you did not build it. Someone else made that happen.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:51 | 4243403 Possible Impact
Possible Impact's picture

and the beat goes on...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o6tM9lw-fQ

Techno Trance - The Beat Goes On
Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:57 | 4243430 krispkritter
krispkritter's picture

Obama's next (ghost-written) book will be "How NOT to design and build a website to front a disastrous health-care law in 500 million lines or 2000+ pages; whichever no one reads first."

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:43 | 4243381 virgilcaine
virgilcaine's picture

 Smartphones, apps, tweets..The better to track and monitor you my dear.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:53 | 4243409 Buckaroo Banzai
Buckaroo Banzai's picture

This is a depressingly pathetic list of technological "achievements". It's no coincidence that as global totalitarianism has taken root in the last 20 years, innovation has ground to a halt.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:55 | 4243423 krispkritter
krispkritter's picture

Have to agree.  A bunch of rehashed cell phones, gaming consoles, and Winblows.  Wow, how underwhelming. Maybe they need to look around Kickstarter or some other crowd-sourced sites to see some innovation in things other than consumer gadgets and SSDD releases from Apple, Microsoft, etc.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:04 | 4243439 Skateboarder
Skateboarder's picture

It's so fucking pathetic that I would be silly trying to talk more shit than this.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:44 | 4243797 ParkAveFlasher
ParkAveFlasher's picture

Looking forward to electric cars!

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:40 | 4244033 Possible Impact
Possible Impact's picture

Electric flying cars, that fold into a briefcase when you arrive at the office.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjy-fnsmWR4

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:05 | 4243444 pods
pods's picture

I have to agree Buck, it just seems like everyone quit working on real advancements and decided to make something that can be sold quick and they can retire.

Everything has moved to such a short sighted view it is not going to be pretty.

With all the capacity of information sharing we have now, there has been little going on in that regard.  Brave New World it is.

Dancing cat videos will blow away "Money as debt" or "House of Numbers" and more worthless entertainment applications will swamp many good productivity applications.

People want to be distracted. Distracted from how shitty their lives really are. When some asshole (me) comes along and drops a few turds in their punchbowl about how we have a hundred Trillion in liabilities coming due and how are we going to pay for it, shock ensues.  But why?

Because people want to believe the lie.  And that sucks balls cause the next boogeyman that gets brought to the forefront will again sway us to do another immoral act.

pods

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:17 | 4243500 Skateboarder
Skateboarder's picture

The terminal myopia in all aspects has already gone straight up lethal. Tech companies (and big<Bastards>) take electricity, hard resources, money, humans, life itself for granted with the highest sense of entitlement. Infinite red tape, intellectual property, VC/PE/gub funded, completely worthless entertainment and 'technology' that makes your life so much better...

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:54 | 4243824 pods
pods's picture

This song lyric sums it up:

"Give me back my broken night 

my mirrored room, my secret life 

it's lonely here, 

there's no one left to torture 

Give me absolute control 

over every living soul 

And lie beside me, baby, 

that's an order! 

Give me crack and anal sex 

Take the only tree that's left 

and stuff it up the hole 

in your culture "

-Leonard Cohen, The Future

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:59 | 4243656 Crash Overide
Crash Overide's picture

Here are some real technological "achievements"...

Huge ‘Gravity Engine’ Under Construction in Illinois
Scientists Generate Magnetic Field from Heat Source
Rossi: Preparing Next Generation of E-Cat Developers
LENR Cars CEO Responds to Investor Questions
Nobel Winner Schekman Boycotts top Science Journals
Real Clear Science: Cold Fusion #2 Biggest Junk Science Story of 2013

http://www.e-catworld.com/

 

E-MAG Magnetic Propulsion Engine by Platinum Invests Group
ValyEnergiStar Posts Another QMoGen Demo Video
Motor-Generator Self-Looped with Usable Energy Left Over
Evolutions in Energy -- Company Claims Commercial Product
Andrea A. Rossi Cold Fusion Energy Catalyzer (E-Cat)

http://peswiki.com/index.php/Main_Page

 

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:25 | 4243729 Lost Word
Lost Word's picture

Some internet stories about Cold Fusion say that Deuterium saturation dissolved into Mercury, or Red Mercury, or saturation dissolved into Uranium, creates cold fusion when compressed, and is the basis for Micro Nukes, supposedly used as demolition explosives in the World Trade Center twin towers False Flag attack of 9-11.

Reportedly, Tritium was found in the basement rubble of the WTC after 9-11.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:27 | 4243988 Diet Coke and F...
Diet Coke and Floozies's picture

CFR http://jlnlabs.online.fr/cfr/index.htm

 

I have duplicated this. It works as described.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:46 | 4243388 Grande Tetons
Grande Tetons's picture

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-09-12/vibrator-sales-help-make-hello-kitty-founder-billionaire

No mention of the Hello Kitty vibrator. Something smells fishy. 

 

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:50 | 4243399 Buckaroo Banzai
Buckaroo Banzai's picture

"Fishy", LOL. I see what you did there.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 11:57 | 4243426 OwnSilverPlayMusic
OwnSilverPlayMusic's picture

What about Barry's favorite murdering toy: drones??

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:01 | 4243437 Tsar Pointless
Tsar Pointless's picture

If you saw the latest update on the Federal Reserve's balance sheet yesterday (which shows the Fed's balance sheet at 3.994 trillion digidollars), you'd know that the US Central Bank has quite likely surpassed the four-trillion digidollar mark this week.

To this disinterested reporter, that is the year's biggest technological development.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:04 | 4243442 youngman
youngman's picture

Nothing medical in that mix...sad

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:01 | 4243463 MagicMoney
MagicMoney's picture

It wouldn't be far fetched to blame the FDA for that. FDA is well known for it's cronyism. Like all government entities that oversee consumer protection, FDA raises prices of medical care & supplies. Even something that would be cheaper on the free market, because of it's natural properties that even a agriculture Chinaman can grow is monopolized to a corporate buddy & price inflated to astromonical costs because of the FDA that would otherwise produced extremely cheap in relation in the free market. The FDA doesn't just practice cronyism, it simply restricts new medical care & supplies for consumer satisfaction. Government simply restricts the market in general, it extorts it for special deals. Bureaucrats don't really care about prosperity.  More than anything, they specialize in getting folks to kiss their ass. They're a class of racketeers. That's the celebrated ability of the State. Example of such a drug? Colchicine. 

 

Via the Wikipedia: 

"On July 30, 2009 the FDA approved colchicine as a monotherapy for the treatment of three different indications (familial Mediterranean fever, acute gout flares, and for the prophylaxis of gout flares[8]), and gave URL Pharma a three-year marketing exclusivity agreement[9] in exchange for URL Pharma doing 17 new studies and investing $100 million into the product, of which $45 million went to the FDA for the application fee. URL Pharma raised the price from $0.09 per tablet to $4.85, and the FDA removed the older unapproved colchicine from the market in October 2010 both in oral and IV form, but gave pharmacies the opportunity to buy up the older unapproved colchicine."

 

 

FDA in reality has no geniune expertise in study of potential outcomes for consumer protection, they simply outsource this to other corporations within the medical industry. Hem... In the process, such close buddies are awarded with monopolies, and other special privileges. On one hand, the government claims they are ones to break monopolies though anti-trust laws, which is the supposed natural tendency of free markets, on the other hand, it awards monopolies to their friends.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:07 | 4243452 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

The only technological development that matters-> More efficient transfer of wealth to the biggest central banks.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:13 | 4243910 Zero Debt
Zero Debt's picture

You mean monetary policy transmission.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:07 | 4243458 Inthemix96
Inthemix96's picture

A mate of mine is technologically brilliant with the latest gadgets and I unfortunatley am not, but he has propossed this idea to me and I think its a certain winner folks.  He has remarked several times over the past year about my 'Nose' for bullshit, spewed, mainly but not exclusivley by politicians.

He reckons he can make an 'App' for all these smart things called the 'Cun-tomit-er', that can smell bullshit, bollocks, verbal diarrhoea, and outright cuntish lies in a room of 100 people or less.

Preach it bitchez, but next year, me and me mate are a knocking bet for this brilliance of ease, and all at a safe arms length.  The prize is all but ours.

Taking orders soon mind, so dont miss out, order early and often my friends.

;-)

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:10 | 4243903 Zero Debt
Zero Debt's picture

Will it blend?

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:18 | 4243502 Caveman93
Caveman93's picture

Wow, that's all very promising developments. Soon we will surpass everyone with our innovation and be a global leader again!

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 12:57 | 4243651 Calculus99
Calculus99's picture

In tech cirlces there's a question -"where are the flying cars"

And to look at what we've had in 2013, a few new cellphones and a wrist computer you have to say like others that it's a ftucking disgrace.

Go back to the 1960s, look at the SR-71 (Blackbird plane), now THAT was advancement which by the way was designed and built  entirly with slide rules, no comuters. 

If Kelly Johnson, designer of the SR-71 was alive today he'd puke at the state of tech.  So again,

WHERE ARE THE FLYING CARS....(which are  all computer controlled so my mother could use one with 1 hours  training)

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:31 | 4243753 Lost Word
Lost Word's picture

Flying cars require too much energy density, too expensive to be practical, unless powered by micro-nukes, which will never happen.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:17 | 4243944 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

Dd you say flying car?
I think the drone is the prototype. Just be patient.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:00 | 4243670 Hongcha
Hongcha's picture

A Virtual cage is going up all around.  Do not partake in their sins and you will not receive of their plagues.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:16 | 4243707 Skateboarder
Skateboarder's picture

That is absolutely the best way to put it. Curiosity does kill the cat. Nonparticipation is the only way to win.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 13:54 | 4243826 Caveman93
Caveman93's picture

I just want my hoverboard like the one in Back to the Future :/

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:11 | 4243902 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

My vote goes to Bernanke for the most progress in developing a perpetual motion printing machine.

If he's looking for a job he coukd become a true hero in Venezuela by solving their toilet paper shortage and currency problems with a single process.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!