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Funny video not so funny fact.
"Got guillotines?!"
Oh, this should help to end illegal spying, all right.
They'll just legalize it all.
LOL! Very smart funny! Specially end where is instruct to "Click Here"!
Type this itanimulli.com in your browser and see where it leads...
DaddyO
Okay, that is very very creepy. How are you to play joke on Boris!??
Didn't you know DaddyO was a wizard of unequalled skill...
Able to redirect anyone's browser from parts unknown.
DaddyO
Goodbye cruel world..
as I find myself in agreement with the ACLU, it is time for the final check-out.
Paging Dr. Kervorkian,,,,,
@DaddyO - That may have been the quickest I've ever hit my "back" button, approximately 7 picoseconds. Jeez!....cleaning browser cookies.....running Malwarebytes and Spybot S&D, formatting hard drive, taking battery out of laptop....changing shorts. Hang on a second, someone is at the door...be right back.
My youngest son came home one day and said here let me show you something and shazzam...
I ran to the main power disconnect and yanked it off the wall.
It still blows my mind.
These are some evil bastards.
DaddyO
edit: rubicon's comments are still making me laugh...besides the title did say something about Friday humor.
@DaddyO - happy to give you a laugh. I tell you, saw that page and looked at the URL and my sphincter tightened up. It's a simply re-direct but still, someone has a wicked sense of humor.
Gen. Alexander, I presume...
DaddyO
Otay.. I followed the link and then typed 'Chewbacca Obama's hairy testicles on my chin' in the search bar.
Does this mean that I'm unlikely to get a full nights sleep tonight?
Daddy - I heard that long ago. It is true. I've got no problem going to the NSA site (already been there), right clicking, and copying the page source if anyone cares. I can't post it here because Tyler will hate me for taking up so much space in one post.
I'll be right back...
Is your name John?
http://www.networksolutions.com/whois/results.jsp?domain=itanimulli.com
No, the fact of the matter is disgusting and despicable ... but should be met square in the face with derision. Laughter is the only solution for control freaks and tyrants. Well, that and things we can no longer talk about in public (and if this stranglehold gets much tighter, we won't even be able to think about such things without committing thought crime ... soon).
What? You challenge the Mighty Org?
You heritic!
Stone the slut!!!!
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
!
" They know when you've been sleeping...They know when you're awake..."
This just came to me last night, funny coincidence
Detect the lies with graphs of poly
What the fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh
'Tis surveillance aimed at all ye
Whut the fuh fuh fuh etc.
If you Google gay apparel
Whut the fuh etc.
Spooks'll have you o'er a barrel
Whut the fuh etc.
To the folks at Fort Meade
In loving memory of Issac Hayes aka Chef
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w24Xd8fVlTU
"We're gonna put who's naughty on ice"
TeamDepends: You seem to have a knack for lyrics. I'm still laughing about "and the welfare girls go, EBT... EB TTT, EB TTT, etc etc! from several days ago! Keep up the good work man, and for fuck sake get into the recording studio before you get droned!
Thanks, bro. We're actually on our way to the studio right
Ooops, looks like the drone got you before you wrote the last word.
Send more than you can afford to Friends Of Depends, care of Zero Hedge...
In BitCoins????
FUCK THE NSA!!!!!
-Sent from my NSA tracked for no reasonable-or-articulable suspicion iPhone-
That's awesome! You just inspired me to change the signature on my tablet.
The NSA is a globalist organization that is used to take down competing corporations, keep politicians in line and to incite other countries to attack America.
Awesome.
omg that is hilarious. Can we get that on a t-shirt?
Zazzle will never do that
/
Banzai - YOU already know what I want... that poster! Sent you an email.
...based on the ads following me about it appears I must need a bigger dick....maybe my wife has been Googling some sites???
The QR code is a nice touch, too.
Then why isn't she knocking on my Door...
I love the NSA and I support the President and the almighty Bernanke and please don't drone me.
If you click pause fast enough, you can see who's on the naughty and nice list, LOL.
Thanks for the tip.
The NSA doesn't have to come to TOWN; the town goes to NSA the way its fixed!
BILL BANZAI STRIKES AGAIN!
http://mashable.com/2013/12/13/snow-egypt-syria-israel/
http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-snow-israel-egypt-20131213,0,1691393.story#axzz2nO7X4Ffh
Happy Holidays.
Snow in Cairo? Must be some sort of Zionist plot.
Nah, it's global warming.
The Police had this covered years ago:
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
h/t J. Orlin Grabbe
Ed Snowden Man of the Year
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/dec/09/edward-snowden-voted-guardi...
Thanks man.
the Guardian's POTY voting seems quite a bit more discriminating than Time's.
thanks for posting that link.
"umm, you want Freedom AND Privacy ?!?" says the google concierge ...
"looks like we are all out of Privacy; oh, an we are getting low on
Freedom, too."
~~~~~~~
when things are in short supply,
you can be assured that they
will only be had at great cost.
I'm gonna become a sign interpreter so the NSA ignores me.
Ultimate NSA Spying Device
Hoo, hoo, hooo!
"Voyeurism is one of the behaviors in a group of sexual problems called paraphilias. Paraphilias are associated with sexual arousal in response to stimuli not associated with normal sexual behavior patterns. Voyeurism is a practice in which an individual derives sexual pleasure from observing other people, without their consent."
Perverts.