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Friday Humor: "The NSA Is Coming To Town"

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"You better watch out, you better not Skype, you better Log Out, you better not type, The NSA is coming to town..."



h/t Mike Krieger at Liberty Blitzkrieg blog


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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:51 | 4244280 kchrisc
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Funny video not so funny fact.


"Got guillotines?!"

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:54 | 4244296 NotApplicable
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Oh, this should help to end illegal spying, all right.

They'll just legalize it all.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:59 | 4244536 Boris Alatovkrap
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LOL! Very smart funny! Specially end where is instruct to "Click Here"!

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:21 | 4244640 DaddyO
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Type this in your browser and see where it leads...


Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:52 | 4244761 Boris Alatovkrap
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Okay, that is very very creepy. How are you to play joke on Boris!??

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 19:02 | 4245024 DaddyO
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Didn't you know DaddyO was a wizard of unequalled skill...

Able to redirect anyone's browser from parts unknown.


Fri, 12/13/2013 - 20:55 | 4245348 Manthong
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Goodbye cruel world..
as I find myself in agreement with the ACLU, it is time for the final check-out.

Paging Dr. Kervorkian,,,,,

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 18:06 | 4244818 rubiconsolutions
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@DaddyO - That may have been the quickest I've ever hit my "back" button, approximately 7 picoseconds. Jeez! browser cookies.....running Malwarebytes and Spybot S&D, formatting hard drive, taking battery out of laptop....changing shorts. Hang on a second, someone is at the right back.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 19:18 | 4245014 DaddyO
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My youngest son came home one day and said here let me show you something and shazzam...

I ran to the main power disconnect and yanked it off the wall.

It still blows my mind.

These are some evil bastards.


edit: rubicon's comments are still making me laugh...besides the title did say something about Friday humor.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 19:54 | 4245177 rubiconsolutions
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@DaddyO - happy to give you a laugh. I tell you, saw that page and looked at the URL and my sphincter tightened up. It's a simply re-direct but still, someone has a wicked sense of humor.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 20:02 | 4245201 DaddyO
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Gen. Alexander, I presume...


Fri, 12/13/2013 - 21:26 | 4245420 Borrow Owl
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Otay.. I followed the link and then typed 'Chewbacca Obama's hairy testicles on my chin' in the search bar.

Does this mean that I'm unlikely to get a full nights sleep tonight?



Sat, 12/14/2013 - 00:19 | 4245828 Angus McHugepenis
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Daddy - I heard that  long ago. It is true. I've got no problem going to the NSA site (already been there), right clicking, and copying the page source if anyone cares. I can't post it here because Tyler will hate me for taking up so much space in one post.

I'll be right back...

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:37 | 4244424 Race Car Driver
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No, the fact of the matter is disgusting and despicable ... but should be met square in the face with derision. Laughter is the only solution for control freaks and tyrants. Well, that and things we can no longer talk about in public (and if this stranglehold gets much tighter, we won't even be able to think about such things without committing thought crime ... soon).

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:34 | 4244708 Al Gorerhythm
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What? You challenge the Mighty Org?

You heritic!

Stone the slut!!!!

Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".

[Everyone gasps]

Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!

Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?

Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!

Jewish Official: Was it you?

Stoner: Yes.

Jewish Official: Right...

Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "

[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]

Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "

[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]


Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:53 | 4244284 Yen Cross
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    " They know when you've been sleeping...They know when you're awake..."

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:12 | 4244340 Jim in MN
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This just came to me last night, funny coincidence


Detect the lies with graphs of poly

What the fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh fuh

'Tis surveillance aimed at all ye

Whut the fuh fuh fuh etc.

If you Google gay apparel

Whut the fuh etc.

Spooks'll have you o'er a barrel

Whut the fuh etc.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:53 | 4244286 Son of Captain Nemo
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To the folks at Fort Meade

In loving memory of Issac Hayes aka Chef

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:54 | 4244289 TeamDepends
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"We're gonna put who's naughty on ice"

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:03 | 4244318 Angus McHugepenis
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TeamDepends: You seem to have a knack for lyrics. I'm still laughing about "and the welfare girls go, EBT... EB TTT, EB TTT, etc etc! from several days ago! Keep up the good work man, and for fuck sake get into the recording studio before you get droned!

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:12 | 4244345 TeamDepends
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Thanks, bro.  We're actually on our way to the studio right

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:34 | 4244380 Angus McHugepenis
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Ooops, looks like the drone got you before you wrote the last word.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:36 | 4244421 TeamDepends
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Send more than you can afford to Friends Of Depends, care of Zero Hedge...

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:37 | 4244425 Angus McHugepenis
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In BitCoins????

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:54 | 4244291 salvadordaly
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-Sent from my NSA tracked for no reasonable-or-articulable suspicion iPhone-

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:36 | 4244710 Intoxicologist
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That's awesome! You just inspired me to change the signature on my tablet.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:56 | 4244293 q99x2
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The NSA is a globalist organization that is used to take down competing corporations, keep politicians in line and to incite other countries to attack America.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 15:57 | 4244301 williambanzai7
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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:08 | 4244336 hedgeless_horseman
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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:14 | 4244351 Dagny Taggart
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omg that is hilarious. Can we get that on a t-shirt?

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 19:17 | 4245066 williambanzai7
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Zazzle will never do that 

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 22:51 | 4245070 williambanzai7
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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:34 | 4244416 Angus McHugepenis
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Banzai - YOU already know what I want... that poster! Sent you an email.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:42 | 4244445 rosiescenario
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...based on the ads following me about it appears I must need a bigger dick....maybe my wife has been Googling some sites???

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:14 | 4244605 TwoCats
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The QR code is a nice touch, too.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 21:36 | 4245450 1stepcloser
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Then why isn't she knocking on my Door...

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:01 | 4244313 AmericasCicero
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I love the NSA and I support the President and the almighty Bernanke and please don't drone me.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:04 | 4244317 TalkToLind
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If you click pause fast enough, you can see who's on the naughty and nice list, LOL.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:22 | 4244657 GeezerGeek
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Thanks for the tip.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:04 | 4244325 falak pema
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The NSA doesn't have to come to TOWN; the town goes to NSA the way its fixed! 

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:06 | 4244330 GIABO
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Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:26 | 4244668 GeezerGeek
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Snow in Cairo? Must be some sort of Zionist plot. 

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:34 | 4244702 el Gallinazo
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Nah, it's global warming.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:22 | 4244363 JenkinsLane
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The Police had this covered years ago:


Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.

Oh can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take.

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.


h/t J. Orlin Grabbe

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:23 | 4244374 Opinionated Ass
Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:42 | 4244443 Frank N. Beans
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the Guardian's POTY voting seems quite a bit more discriminating than Time's. 

thanks for posting that link.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:28 | 4244384 cdm
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"umm, you want Freedom AND Privacy ?!?" says the google concierge ...


"looks like we are all out of Privacy; oh, an we are getting low on

Freedom, too."




when things are in short supply,

you can be assured that they

will only be had at great cost.


Fri, 12/13/2013 - 16:35 | 4244418 B.J. Worthy
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I'm gonna become a sign interpreter so the NSA ignores me.

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 17:56 | 4244776 Atomizer
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Ultimate NSA Spying Device


Hoo, hoo, hooo!

Fri, 12/13/2013 - 18:38 | 4244944 Iam Yue2
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"Voyeurism is one of the behaviors in a group of sexual problems called paraphilias. Paraphilias are associated with sexual arousal in response to stimuli not associated with normal sexual behavior patterns. Voyeurism is a practice in which an individual derives sexual pleasure from observing other people, without their consent."


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