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I'm guessing this is where that poor guy in the Chinese mall met his end?
KK. You are on a roll in this tread. LOL.
I make joke! (50% inflation is crazy) But seriously, there is not inflation. Inflation is with PRICES! Nevermind that you get less and less of more and more cheaply-produced chemical product. Carry on, everything is fine.*
*the new 11" Subway sandwich is now available for the incredible price of a footlong!+
+ the new 11" footlong price is only 5% more!**
**New 11" footlong subway sandwich now may contain genetically modified spinache! that may substitute for actual spinach.4
4 Spinache!, and all Subway brand food derivatives, are trademarked representations of food that have not been found to possess adverse health effects in pinky rats. 5
5 Spinache!, and all GMO products, are approved by many lawyers, scientists and the FDA that will gladly accept millions of dollars to find that such products are suitable for human consumption. 6
6 There is no inflation.
I went to public school, but wouldn't that actually be 100% inflation?
shoes are like twins
they come in pairs
Maybe that store will be the "sole" survivor on that block.
When will we start seeing deals like this for stocks on the DOW and S&P?
dow? s&p? fuhgettaboutit!
if you started buying silver at $40, today is your buy 1, get one free deal!
AAUGH my hearties, finally the Old Peg Leg gets cut a break. I be hobbling down right smart!
you better read the small (foot)print...
What they didn't mention is -- both are right shoes. The fine print is a bitch.
you can keep that free shoe if you like it...
The coming new normal will be home made tire sandals. Poorer people will have to go barefoot.
Tire sandals are what people wear when they can't afford Crocs.
That's no good for me because I have 3 feet.
666...Me too...but I only have to put shoes on two of them. ;-)
Canadians...we're not that smart... but when you people have sausage parties...we have salami parties
If the women don't find you handsome at least they can find you packing a salami.
If you like your shoes...you can't keep your shoes
Italian girl Gina gets married to Tony and when they were getting ready to go to bed that night she sees Tony unscrewing one of his feet off. Apparently he had lost a foot.
Gina gets a shock of her life and runs downstairs to her mother:
"Mama mama, Tony tooka his clothes off and he gotta one foot." she screams.
Mama then rolls up her sleeves, pushes her daughter to the side and heads off up the stairs muttering: "This is a job for mama."
Fwaaaaaarp.
You're here all week, I hope?
I wonder if they are half price.
The Lefts are. Rights are double.
Does that add up to three halves or five halves, total?
I used to play bass for a band called three halves stupid.. the universe is starting to come apart!
Gawd I hate math that makes me take off my shoes...
I can get to 21 if I unzip...(ok, 20 1/2)
I'll have what you're having! LOL
Yep, fed up with clients today, took the afternoon off, started early...be surprised if I make it past 9... :)
That's raaaacist against amputees. They need deals too!
As in the movie "We Were Soldiers" when Galloway told the story of his G,G,Grandfathers, both vets of the civil war, one lost his left leg and the other his right, would meet once a year and go buy a pair of shoes, since both wore the same size! I wonder which one would be free?
If you like your one shoe, you can keep your one shoe.
Merry Fuckin Christmas from NYC!
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/12/16/VIDEO-Santas-Brawl-Near-Union-Square
Looks like someone is going to be asking for 2 front teeth this Christmas!
I've got a left shoe up for auction on ebay right now, a New Balance left shoe. Please check it out.
I'm serious.
What is the store owner going to do with all the unpurchased left shoes?
Sell them to women named Peg...or guys named Skip.
Ilean
At least it was all spelled correctly..
I guess that's a POGO sale...
pay for one... get one....
waiting for the 100% off sale
Comes with a free rock to bust said window to get free shoe.....oh wait thats SHTF scenerio. Everything
is free then. Go long rocks!
You fail to understanding the cultural significance of shoe throwing... at presidents... Duh.
This helps with 'bring a friend night'
So would the one-legged person be able to buy only one at half price?
With shrinking food packages at same price it's more like "2 4 3"
*Some fees for laces may apply
What's their return policy ?
This bodes well for those who lost limbs while destabilizing the middle east for what they thought was the benefit of their own country.
Fuck Oil. Fuck Kikes.
D'OH! I'm There!
Still, there's nothing like a BOGO!
:D
Two hobos meet on the road and one notices that the other has only one shoe on.
"Hey man, you lost a shoe?"
"No brother I just found one."
My local VFW needs to load up a bus, there be 8 guy at the bar and only 9 legs, the daytime bartender has all his limbs but only half a brain.
Yeah. The professional bartenders really don't start work until after three, so...
Black man walks into shoe shop and asks for a size 3 shoe for his little boy which he buys.
Two weeks later he walks in and asks for a size four shoes which the same female assistant gets for him and which he buys.
Three weeks later he walks in and asks for a pair of shoes for his little boy.
"Size 5?" the lady asks
"No"he says. "Size 2 this time."
"Oh", the female assistant says. "Do you have another little boy?"
"No, we just thought we should cut his toe nails."
Hark! Was that another slam-down in the eMinis? Cascade a-comin'?
A retailer of shoes goes to open his shop one day and notices that another shoe shop has opened next door to his left with a big sign saying, "50% off" above the door way.
The next day he arrives and sees that to his right another shoe shop opened up with the sign 50% discount" above the doorway.
The poor old shoe retailer could not offer such discounts so on the third day he opened up his shop with a big sign above his doorway saying, "MAIN ENTRANCE".
I'm waiting for the sale at Victoria's Secret when bras are all half-off.
Speaking of shopping. Schiff takes on Walmart shoppers on $15 per hour wages: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLr5oWfoWRY It's like turning on the lights in a NYC apartment; watch'em scatter...
People were mostly in favour of higher wages for Walmart employees.
Perhaps Schiff should have asked if they would be in favour of stopping imports and making the stuff in the USA so they could all have work.
Yes, but not paying for it. That AND an increase from paying American wages would be a tough row to hoe, but yeah, if we don't get back to making things here there won't be enough decent jobs to support the consumption, at any price. Given the manipulation of the dollar, inflation, and wholesale abuse in the banking/investment circles, there won't be many escapes for the 99%/95%/90%, etc.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
And the rest of us are wondering why we never got a glass.
'How has one ever "got"[ten] anything ['other than through trading what is perceived as "equal value" with someone, if not perceived by both parties [hopefully], somehow . . . I would suggest . . . that is . . . when they still allow that, by "law"]?
The only other apparent way would be through hard effort, right!!!?
Unless you go into banking as a vocation. Then you can legally steal two half empty/full glasses from others, pour the liquid into one of them, and be one of the few in the world with a full glass.
And the second glass? Keep it - it's a repo.
'good point . . . 'forgot about being a crook [when that is what is happening].
As seen in the book "Shopping For Liberal Dummies."
Krugman told 0bama this would be a way to stimulate business.
size 18 high heels only
buy 1 shoe 1 free = full price where i'm from
however Jos A Bank is def where the real bargains are .......
and dont forget the other one YOURE GONNA LIKE HOW YOU LOOK
but I can t look you in the eye
Captain Ahab is all in at that joint.