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Q: It bend like rubber and it's black... what is it?
A: AMERICAN PRESIDENT!!
Q & A: HOEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
vere r yur Virginzz ?? Bring me yur Virginzz!!
"See? I told you, Vlad..
The bitchez love purple ties. The bitchez do anything for a guy with a purple tie."
... AND After Some CLIFF Diving, We Can Go Grizzly Hunting In Upper Siberia...
Ok.. I have exceeded myself…
“You way more sexy man than Mario.”
Me Thinkink Dat Bottle WODKA Lookink Real Goot....
"When you're done with Pussy Riot, please send them my way."
"We're still no-nos on the Holodomor, yes Vlad?"
"Do I shit bears in the woods?"
"... but I did say I would sign a 10 year, comprehensive, suck on my balls agreement."
ever see a TU-95 up close at altitude?
I have.. :-)
I know, we'll wait till it hits $1 and then we'll buy it... then we'll let bitcoin in,... for a few weeks. Then we sell, then we ban it and the we do it all again.
They'll never suspect a thing...
I am something stuck in eye, can you see what is stuck in eye?
Vlad: So comrade, how does my cock feel in your ass? Fuck up again and let people riot, you go gulag in Siberia.
Wink wink. Nudge nudge... Say no more... Say no more!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc
"Is she a go-er? Eh? Eh? Is your wife a go-er? Know what I mean?"
Does she sport? aye? aye? know-wut-a-mean? aye?
OR
So... How Do You Want Your Reward, GOLD Or Bitcoin ???
So you murdered half the population.
What's a little genocide among comrades?
Once more, for the record, there were at least two hundred well documented genocides in the Twentieth Century.
Only one involved god's chosen.
Actually, the chosen have been present in more of those genocides than you think, including the streets of Russia in 1917 (Trotsky and his Bolshevik Revolution). And you think the chosen are not part of the hammer lock Brussels has on the people of Europe? And once more, look to your back door: The chosen are here, many dispatched from Russia by, guess who? Vladimir Putin.
What a tremendous miscarriage of the truth to suggest that present day Russia has a connection with Stalin’s U.S.S.R. Who on earth would start such a falsehood? Hint: The people who caused the Russian Revolution, the people who are running the banker-controlled European Union, and the people who are running the Federal Reserve.
You know what? The sons of Trotsky are here, in New York, and in Washington, D.C.; they are not in Kiev.
Is the tribe running the Russian central bank? That's all they ever wanted anyway.
If it’s a bank, the tribe is there.
The tribe is driving people to the tipping point.
OR ... You Got GAS? Ha...I GOT GAS!!!
"Now Vlad, my friend, there would be no dioxin in my Orange Pekoe, correct ? I do not wish to go through life looking like Yushchenko."
Justin Raimondo on December 1, 2013
Remember the "Orange Revolution"?
“Yushchenko’s popularity also slid rather precipitously, as the alleged "poisoning" was increasingly called into question, including by his former chief advisor – and godfather to his child – David Zhvania, who contends the evidence for the poisoning was faked. A number of individuals, including a former prosecutor, have since come forward with more evidence that the "poisoning" was a stunt designed to discredit the opposition and propel Yushchenko into office. I wrote extensively about the "poisoning," raising doubts about its authenticity and the scientific evidence that seemed to verify it. Lothar Wicke, the chief medical officer of the clinic that examined Yushchenko, said from the beginning that there was no evidence of poisoning, and claimed to have been threatened by Yushchenko’s supporters.
“Ukraine’s "Orange Revolution" – financed in large part by Western "pro-democracy" government agencies, including NED/USAID in the US and their British and European equivalents – was really the beginning of a new cold war with Russia. A renewed East-West confrontation had been brewing ever since Putin threw out the thieving "pro-Western" oligarchs who surrounded Russian President Boris Yeltsin and started challenging the Western agenda of global dominance.”
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/12/01/ukraine-defends-its-sovereignty/
I appreciate those those Antiwar stuffs, JR
ZH readers, please note: Antiwar.com (NOT infowars.com, prisonplanet.com of the shill Alex Jones) :-)
because the unsuspected one can easily confuse Antiwar with Alex Jones' Infowars!
Vlad: Hell yes you can pay for that Natural gas in Bitcoins........ just as soon as China drives the price back down to $200 a piece!
Ukr: Where do we buy bitcoin?
Vlad: I think there is a coffee shop in Canada you can get some or a new ATM in Brussels........if you really get in bind, check ebay!
"Welcome back, you crazy, giant-headed Ukrainian motherfucker! Now let's starve a few million peasants to death, just like old times!"
I think Sudden Death has this contest in the bag. Buck, yours IMO is a great runner up...not sure about the down arrows. Must be a lot of people with giant heads in the audience.
More like a lot of peasants.
..not many know about it..
http://www.unitedhumanrights.org/genocide/ukraine_famine.htm
Boris' aunt is survive... one day is go to church in village, and is find door guard by red army troop. Orthodox Church is use for silo to store grain quota before is transport north to Moscow. Aunt is go to back and pray because cannot is to enter. Guard is go back and find aunt is praying, but only deity in soviet control Ukraine is cult of personality "Uncle Joe", so pistol whip, break hands, and send to Gulag. Nine year later aunt is release and must to walk from Siberia to Bukovina Oblast to find many is already to die of starvation. Aunt is lucky one. Ukrainian traitor Molotov, Rakovsky, and Petorvsky is facilitate Holodomor, Amerika traitor Walter Duranty is believe Potemkin lie and help cover over in international press. Not 40 million is die, only 6 million, but is 45,000 die every day during famine.
Yes. And behind that traitor was the New York Times and the lack of any muscle power from the US superpower. The media is trying to capitalize on the former images of the US and USSR--the Soviets with their tanks and secret police and the Americans with their extension of freedom, morality and justice.
But the positions of the two nations are in reversal—there’s no Soviet system any longer and Russia now has a leader who is nationalistic and not imperialistic and a Christian, whereas America is ticking off country after country with a war machine and her leaders are constantly setting up the mechanism for a world government under socialism (and they are not Christian).
um, yes.. Joe and Adolph(s) seemed to be running a contest..
peace be with your family.. only 6MM.. 45K/day.. :-(
Odd is about even which is first to reach gate of hell and fall into loving embrace of Lucifer, supreme P O S of universe.
Any worse then the ones that worked for Stalin through the Rothschild project that starved them out and murdered them in the 20's?...
If anybody scared the Ukranians it was John McCain bearing gifts.
Been there and done that.
P.S.
How's Tymenshenko doing these days?
.... Potus not going to Socchi Olympics...Sending Gay Ambassador Contingent instead. California, Gay, Liberal Limousine'rs and American Food Stamp Citizens only population still supporting Potus.
Valerie is afraid that Obama would set off the GayDar when he got off the plane in Sochi and she told him not to risk being outted.
There is no gay in Russia!
I don't know if you're being satirical or not. The scary thing is I don't doubt that you might be telling the truth. This stupid fucking regime is a total embarassment to those of us who believe in decency.
Double post.
"If you like your virgins, you can keep your virgins. Period."
?? if you like your virgin anus ???
er.. unviolated posterior... whatever.
Russia: "How's the blowjob?"
Ukr: "Let's just say I like being back in the USSR"
Dang SD, I amost sprayed coffee on the screen.
Next step to economic recovery is to CLAW BACK the stolen companies and natural resources of the Ukrainian JEW OLIGARCHS.
If you google it you will find almost all oligarchs in Ukraine are JEWS and they got the goodies under Kuchma whose daughter is married to the biggest oligarch in Ukraine (a JEW) who got to where he is under Kuchma.
Shutting down the tribe is essential to economic recovery. As long as those parasites suck the profits out of the country and put them in offshore accounts and buy mansions in the UK, megayachts, sport clubs etc (ala Abramovich from Russia) there can never be economic refrom and resurgence.
I'm starting to see a trend here.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? FRO YO!!
Wait...if both of your hands are on the table, who's doing the jersey kiss on me right now?
In Soviet Russia, men who wink at me were put down.
See ya at the pool later Dear Comrade.
I cant believe you pissed in the vodka...
I have something in my eye, ouch.
I think I'll have spaghetti for supper, yea that sounds nice.
Yeah, aren't you supposed to 'wink' with the eye the audience can't see? That way, you know, they can't witness your collusion with big bruddah?
Bye bye Legarde.
Like Ukraine, I frequently disagree with my wife.
But at the end of the day, she's the one I'm getting in bed with. Not the 'hot' little neighbor 4 houses down.
That neighbor has syphilis. Sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Na Zdrovye (kinda sounds like 'Nice Driveway')!
You do vodka shots in your driveway?
Wink if you want to touch my little Putin.
Vlad, don't tell anyone we planned this all along. Do you have the trains ready to transport the Kiev protesters to the Siberian labor camps?
"I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"
"No, you'll shoot your eye out."
Hey Vlad, you passed gas!
Yes, and you will like it!
Take good picture to signal to amerikans Obama and Biden...
"We had this in the bag from day 1."
e u smeeyu
You have my extra loafs of bread for when this shit goes down, right?
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Great Patriotic War not over yet.
Nah, no real plan. Just stay in power and fuck shit up.
And this, after Stalin starved between 2 and 10 MILLION Ukrainians to death in 1932-1933. This Ukrainian sellout will bring untold atrocities upon his own people.
When genocide is mentioned, the influence of the transplanted Bolsheviks in the United States at the seat of financial power and in the Congress of the United States on the villages and innocents from Palestine to Iraq to Afghanistan to Libya and now Syria has nearly 100 percent of the responsibility. It is not Putin who scares the people of the world…
Congress Scares the People
Posted By Philip Giraldi On December 11, 2013
Terrorism has become as all-American as apple pie. It is ingrained in our civic DNA, it fills our newspapers and is the backstory for every foreign policy discussion on talk radio and television. One might reasonably expect that American mothers might now cajole their children into turning out the light and going to sleep not because the bogeyman would otherwise be coming but rather because al-Qaeda might be lurking somewhere up the street.
Warning one’s children about bin Laden would be an astonishing consequence of national paranoia but for the fact that American mothers do no such thing. For something of a national obsession, Americans largely deal with the terrorism problem in an absent minded fashion by allowing the Federal government to help itself to their tax money to make the terrorists go away. Hardly anyone actually knows a victim of terrorism and I have yet to meet anyone who spends his life in fear of a terrorist attack. The disparity between an imagined threat and the actual public response would tend to indicate that the terrorist menace is phony, meant to produce a certain mind set that feeds willingness to fund big government which is promoting itself as essential to protect the country. The reality of American life post 9/11 suggests that fear of terrorism is in reality a largely contrived inside the Beltway phenomenon. …
So why are Senator Dianne Feinstein and Congressman Mike Rogers, both of whom should know better, claiming that the United States is less safe today than it was two years ago? Feinstein and Rogers, who chair respectively the Senate and House Intelligence Committees, appeared on CNN’s State of the Union on December 1st. …
[I]t is undeniably true that the United States, where most terrorist cases appear to be instigated by an FBI informant, is not a hotbed of terrorism no matter how one chooses to twist the statistics. …
Most of the terrorist deaths in the world take place in Iraq and the victims are all Muslims. One might also cite Syria, Yemen, Libya and Afghanistan as hot spots. It should also be reasonably posited that intervention in the Middle East and South Asia by Washington has not worked out very well, but to do so would be an indictment of the policies supported by Feinstein and Rogers during their tenure in government so it is not surprising that they avoid that issue. If Feinstein were being truly candid she might note that the existence of more al-Qaeda type groups, far from a threat, is an indication that the central organization has been fatally weakened, resulting in an increase in franchising. And she might also recognize that the "huge malevolence" is a product of the political disruption that has prevailed in the Middle East ever since 9/11, largely driven by Washington’s inserting itself in local conflicts and pursuing unsustainable agendas like the invasion of Iraq in 2003, which had a disastrous effect on the entire region.
Feinstein and Rogers are also integral parts of the counterterrorism bureaucracy that sustains the war effort against much of the world, an agenda that is generally speaking unchallenged on both sides of the aisle in Congress and also in the White House. Feinstein in particular represents a state – California – that is home to many major defense industries. That she believes in the unending global war on terror should come as no surprise…
http://original.antiwar.com/giraldi/2013/12/11/congress-scares-the-people/
Sheeple, of all sorts and colors, are expendable.
Putin:.... and I said "fuck it, let's default on our debt!" and we haven't looked back since...
Do you have something in your eye or are you attempting to wink at me? Reponse: "Neither, I'm dehydrated and constipated from drinking too much Vodka last night at your off the hook party paid for by our tax slaves"
Tyler, ya said it just the other day, context is everything...and so, janus can't just summon a two-line 'caption'...no, my way entails lead-in...context, in otherword(s).
***conversation begins shortly after some nice borscht and two jiggers of yeltzen's vitamin water***
viktor: so, how are things?
vladimir: who am i to complain?
viktor: everything is good, then?
vladamir: things could be better.
viktor: why so dour, vlad...chin up, ole sport...this is like a coup, a pulverizing blow and a vindication all rolled into one; like janus would say, it's a pulva-vinda-coup-varation.
vladimir: my feelings are mixed on this one...sure, our soviet-era tactics deployed to undermine and corrupt america have more than succeeded...our well-groomed negro made it! -- i myself cannot hardly believe it. but, hell...
viktor: then what is so troubling you...please, speak your mind.
vladimir: it's just that, i no longer believe in bolshevism, and, well, i suppose i feel a bit guilty; i've become all religious of late -- if'n you didn't know...and, in all fairness, there are some decent folk among the imperialst swine western-states...but it's more than that.
viktor: please, do go on.
vladimir: well, it's just that, i wanted my victory over the imperialist swine to be a bit grander...you know, stuff for the history books.
viktor: crushing america is no small thing...
vladimir: how will history judge me for devastating a military alliance led by limp-wristed and spastically emotional homo-sexuals, islamist fanatics, and the various nihilistic saboteurs we've successfully conditioned to despise their culture and their country? it's like picking on a nancy-boy...sure, it's fun at first -- but any man of decency soon wearies playing smear-the-queer.
viktor: but how will history judge you for not seizing when the seizing's good?
vladimir: excellent point...care for a third toast?
viktor: you know how rhetorical questions vex me.
vladamir: cheers!
viktor: to what should we toast?
vladamir: to world peace!
viktor: to world peace!
viktor: wink.
vladamir: wink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15YgdrhrCM8
keep smiling through/
just like you always do/
till the blue skies/
pile the dark clouds/
far away,
janus
P: Those europeans are stupid.
Y: Da, comrade, very stupid. Idiots, I'd say!
Let's see. Who do I want to be friends (with)? That lying Islamic terroist supporter in Washington. And, those hand-wringing, supercilious, imperious, bureaucratic dwarfs in Brussels. Or, mother Russia. The fact of the matter, it's a no brainer. ??????!
Well then,
steal some secrets, give them to Mother Russia and move there.
"It's a no brainer"
Vlad, I got the wink down, but show me again about the nudge.
"Do not forget who you are dealing with, comrade. One more wink out of you, and I will have you jabbed with an umbrella."
Channeling Boris" "Is possible for charlie horse in eye lid?"
Evening vear...
Yanukovych: "Set Pussy Riot free, and you're a shoe in for Zerohedge Person of the Year 2013."
CAPTION:
Putin: “Lord, it was great to call out Oleg Deripaska*, our multibillionaire ‘aluminum czar’ of Russia.”
Yanukovich: “Yeah, the last I heard of him, he was meeting in the U.S. with Goldman-Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein – you know, that outfit that controls the US and the EU.”
*Reference: Who Was Robert Levinson Working For?: A spy story with all the bells and whistles: money-laundering, organized crime, and "rogue" CIA agents | Justin Raimondo, December 16, 2013
“…the efforts of Levinson’s family and friends to discover his whereabouts and secure his release have employed the assistance of some of the world’s most dubious characters, whose dubiousness is all of the same color. The New York Times reports they enlisted Boris J. Birshstein, a Russian organized crime figure who had fled to Israel and then on to Canada. In 1995, Birshstein reportedly set up a week-long "summit" for big time Russian Mafia chiefs in Tel Aviv. Another major player in this campaign: Oleg Deripaska, the "aluminum czar" of Russia whose organized crime contacts have kept him from entering the United States – except for two visits in 2009, which the FBI allowed in exchange for his alleged help in locating Levinson. Deripaska wanted a deal whereby he would aid the effort on Levinson’s behalf in exchange for being allowed to enter the US. During his 2009 visit, Deripaska took the opportunity to meet with Goldman-Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein, but in the end the State Department prevailed over the Justice Department and Deripaska remains persona non grata in the US.
“The Deipaska-Birshstein-Mafia connection failed to bring any results: no one knew whether Levinson was dead or alive. However, in 2010, Silverman received an email with a video of Levinson, and another one later with a picture of Levinson dressed in the orange garb of a prisoner. …”
http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2013/12/15/who-was-robert-levinson-working-for/
Victor: Did you say you want to fuck my wife in the ass, or that you want all of Ukraine to enjoy natural gas?
Vlad: Yes
Putin. You know Barrys a gay crack fuk right?
Ukr. I heard Michelle has the cok
First is the EU bait, the next step is the Rothschild's ZATO Eastern Expansion to lock the Kiev in their orbit then coming the new AMD installation along the joint borders with Russia, pitting the Ukranians face to face against their Slav elder brothers.
The textbook ploys of the Rothschild's bogeymen!